SMS Jan » Student SMS http://smsjan.com SMS jokes & text messages in english, hindi & urdu Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:13:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Boy got a 0 in EXAM. http://smsjan.com/boy-got-a-0-in-exam http://smsjan.com/boy-got-a-0-in-exam#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/boy-got-a-0-in-exam
  • shuru ho gayi MAAMU.EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron,...
  • Boy got a 0 in EXAM.Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son...
  • shuru ho gayi MAAMU.EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron,...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/boy-got-a-0-in-exam/feed 0     Aaage Mummy ki marzi http://smsjan.com/aaage-mummy-ki-marzi http://smsjan.com/aaage-mummy-ki-marzi#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/aaage-mummy-ki-marzi
  • Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya ToSIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time...
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  • Teacher teaching Algebra to StudentTeacher teaching Algebra to Student A=B=C it means A=C Sir asked student to give example...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/aaage-mummy-ki-marzi/feed 0     Garib hu sir, http://smsjan.com/garib-hu-sir http://smsjan.com/garib-hu-sir#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:12:58 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/garib-hu-sir
  • No I Was standing on his 100 RupeesTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
  • Teacher to SardarTeacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How...
  • Why are you lateTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/garib-hu-sir/feed 0     shuru ho gayi MAAMU. http://smsjan.com/shuru-ho-gayi-maamu http://smsjan.com/shuru-ho-gayi-maamu#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/shuru-ho-gayi-maamu
  • shuru ho gayi MAAMU.EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron,...
  • Boy got a 0 in EXAM.Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son...
  • Boy got a 0 in EXAM.Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/shuru-ho-gayi-maamu/feed 0     wait for the Teachers” http://smsjan.com/wait-for-the-teachers%e2%80%9d-2 http://smsjan.com/wait-for-the-teachers%e2%80%9d-2#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/wait-for-the-teachers%e2%80%9d-2
  • Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya ToSIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time...
  • No I Was standing on his 100 RupeesTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
  • Teacher teaching Algebra to StudentTeacher teaching Algebra to Student A=B=C it means A=C Sir asked student to give example...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/wait-for-the-teachers%e2%80%9d-2/feed 0     Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti http://smsjan.com/agar-aisa-hota-to-aap-aaj-zinda-na-hoti-2 http://smsjan.com/agar-aisa-hota-to-aap-aaj-zinda-na-hoti-2#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/agar-aisa-hota-to-aap-aaj-zinda-na-hoti-2
  • Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na HotiTEACHERS: Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay STUDENT: Rehne...
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  • Student:ADNAN SAMITeacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/agar-aisa-hota-to-aap-aaj-zinda-na-hoti-2/feed 0     A student grabbed a coin, http://smsjan.com/a-student-grabbed-a-coin-2 http://smsjan.com/a-student-grabbed-a-coin-2#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/a-student-grabbed-a-coin-2
  • A student grabbed a coin,A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go...
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  • Student:ADNAN SAMITeacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/a-student-grabbed-a-coin-2/feed 0     Teacher: Passive me badlo! http://smsjan.com/teacher-passive-me-badlo-2 http://smsjan.com/teacher-passive-me-badlo-2#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/teacher-passive-me-badlo-2
  • Teacher: Passive me badlo!Teacher: Passive me badlo! Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam...
  • Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya ToSIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time...
  • No I Was standing on his 100 RupeesTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/teacher-passive-me-badlo-2/feed 0     Boy got a 0 in EXAM. http://smsjan.com/boy-got-a-0-in-exam-2 http://smsjan.com/boy-got-a-0-in-exam-2#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/boy-got-a-0-in-exam-2
  • Boy got a 0 in EXAM.Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son...
  • shuru ho gayi MAAMU.EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron,...
  • shuru ho gayi MAAMU.EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron,...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/boy-got-a-0-in-exam-2/feed 0     A student grabbed a coin, http://smsjan.com/a-student-grabbed-a-coin http://smsjan.com/a-student-grabbed-a-coin#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/a-student-grabbed-a-coin
  • A student grabbed a coin,A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go...
  • Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya ToSIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time...
  • Student:ADNAN SAMITeacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/a-student-grabbed-a-coin/feed 0     wait for the Teachers” http://smsjan.com/wait-for-the-teachers%e2%80%9d http://smsjan.com/wait-for-the-teachers%e2%80%9d#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/wait-for-the-teachers%e2%80%9d
  • Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya ToSIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time...
  • No I Was standing on his 100 RupeesTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
  • Teacher teaching Algebra to StudentTeacher teaching Algebra to Student A=B=C it means A=C Sir asked student to give example...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/wait-for-the-teachers%e2%80%9d/feed 0     ADNAN SAMI http://smsjan.com/adnan-sami http://smsjan.com/adnan-sami#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/adnan-sami
  • Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya ToSIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time...
  • Student:ADNAN SAMITeacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne...
  • No I Was standing on his 100 RupeesTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/adnan-sami/feed 0     Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti http://smsjan.com/agar-aisa-hota-to-aap-aaj-zinda-na-hoti http://smsjan.com/agar-aisa-hota-to-aap-aaj-zinda-na-hoti#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/agar-aisa-hota-to-aap-aaj-zinda-na-hoti
  • Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na HotiTEACHERS: Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay STUDENT: Rehne...
  • Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya ToSIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time...
  • Student:ADNAN SAMITeacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/agar-aisa-hota-to-aap-aaj-zinda-na-hoti/feed 0     Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz http://smsjan.com/boykalle-na-didi-plzzzz http://smsjan.com/boykalle-na-didi-plzzzz#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:12:58 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/boykalle-na-didi-plzzzz
  • Gal:nai mai nai kalungiSweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nai Boy:Kalle na plz...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/boykalle-na-didi-plzzzz/feed 0     Student:ADNAN SAMI http://smsjan.com/studentadnan-sami http://smsjan.com/studentadnan-sami#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/studentadnan-sami
  • ADNAN SAMITeacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne...
  • Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya ToSIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time...
  • No I Was standing on his 100 RupeesTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/studentadnan-sami/feed 0     Teacher to Sardar http://smsjan.com/teacher-to-sardar http://smsjan.com/teacher-to-sardar#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:13:06 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/teacher-to-sardar
  • No I Was standing on his 100 RupeesTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
  • you call your Mother as MUM.TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister...
  • Teacher teaching Algebra to StudentTeacher teaching Algebra to Student A=B=C it means A=C Sir asked student to give example...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/teacher-to-sardar/feed 0     Teacher teaching Algebra to Student http://smsjan.com/teacher-teaching-algebra-to-student-2 http://smsjan.com/teacher-teaching-algebra-to-student-2#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:13:06 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/teacher-teaching-algebra-to-student-2
  • Teacher teaching Algebra to StudentTeacher teaching Algebra to Student A=B=C it means A=C Sir asked student to give example...
  • Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya ToSIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time...
  • Student:ADNAN SAMITeacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/teacher-teaching-algebra-to-student-2/feed 0     Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To http://smsjan.com/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya-to-2 http://smsjan.com/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya-to-2#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya-to-2
  • Student:ADNAN SAMITeacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne...
  • No I Was standing on his 100 RupeesTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
  • Teacher teaching Algebra to StudentTeacher teaching Algebra to Student A=B=C it means A=C Sir asked student to give example...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya-to-2/feed 0     you call your Mother as MUM. http://smsjan.com/you-call-your-mother-as-mum http://smsjan.com/you-call-your-mother-as-mum#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/you-call-your-mother-as-mum
  • No I Was standing on his 100 RupeesTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
  • Teacher to SardarTeacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How...
  • Why are you lateTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/you-call-your-mother-as-mum/feed 0     No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees http://smsjan.com/no-i-was-standing-on-his-100-rupees http://smsjan.com/no-i-was-standing-on-his-100-rupees#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/no-i-was-standing-on-his-100-rupees
  • Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya ToSIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time...
  • Student:ADNAN SAMITeacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne...
  • Teacher to SardarTeacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/no-i-was-standing-on-his-100-rupees/feed 0     Teacher: Passive me badlo! http://smsjan.com/teacher-passive-me-badlo http://smsjan.com/teacher-passive-me-badlo#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:13:14 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/teacher-passive-me-badlo
  • Teacher: Passive me badlo!Teacher: Passive me badlo! Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam...
  • Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya ToSIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time...
  • No I Was standing on his 100 RupeesTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/teacher-passive-me-badlo/feed 0     Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!! http://smsjan.com/sardarremove-the-%e2%80%98s%e2%80%99 http://smsjan.com/sardarremove-the-%e2%80%98s%e2%80%99#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:13:05 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/sardarremove-the-%e2%80%98s%e2%80%99
  • No I Was standing on his 100 RupeesTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
  • Teacher to SardarTeacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How...
  • you call your Mother as MUM.TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/sardarremove-the-%e2%80%98s%e2%80%99/feed 0     Gal:nai mai nai kalungi http://smsjan.com/galnai-mai-nai-kalungi http://smsjan.com/galnai-mai-nai-kalungi#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/galnai-mai-nai-kalungi
  • Boy:kalle na didi plzzzzSweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nai Boy:Kalle na plz...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/galnai-mai-nai-kalungi/feed 0     TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye… http://smsjan.com/teacher-kal-school-kiyon-nahi-aye http://smsjan.com/teacher-kal-school-kiyon-nahi-aye#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:13:00 +0000 mth http://smsjan.com/?p=2942
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    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/teacher-kal-school-kiyon-nahi-aye/feed 0     you call your Mother as MUM. http://smsjan.com/you-call-your-mother-as-mum-2 http://smsjan.com/you-call-your-mother-as-mum-2#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/you-call-your-mother-as-mum-2
  • No I Was standing on his 100 RupeesTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
  • Teacher to SardarTeacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How...
  • you call your Mother as MUM.TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/you-call-your-mother-as-mum-2/feed 0     shuru ho gayi MAAMU. http://smsjan.com/shuru-ho-gayi-maamu-2 http://smsjan.com/shuru-ho-gayi-maamu-2#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:13:14 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/shuru-ho-gayi-maamu-2
  • shuru ho gayi MAAMU.EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron,...
  • Boy got a 0 in EXAM.Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son...
  • Boy got a 0 in EXAM.Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/shuru-ho-gayi-maamu-2/feed 0     Why are you late http://smsjan.com/why-are-you-late http://smsjan.com/why-are-you-late#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/why-are-you-late
  • Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya ToSIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time...
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  • No I Was standing on his 100 RupeesTeacher: Why are you late? Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees. Teacher:...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/why-are-you-late/feed 0     Teacher teaching Algebra to Student http://smsjan.com/teacher-teaching-algebra-to-student http://smsjan.com/teacher-teaching-algebra-to-student#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/teacher-teaching-algebra-to-student
  • Teacher teaching Algebra to StudentTeacher teaching Algebra to Student A=B=C it means A=C Sir asked student to give example...
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  • Student:ADNAN SAMITeacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne...
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