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><channel><title>SMS Jan &#187; Smoking SMS</title> <atom:link href="http://smsjan.com/category/smoking-sms/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://smsjan.com</link> <description>SMS jokes &#38; text messages in english, hindi &#38; urdu</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:14:09 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.</title><link>http://smsjan.com/smooking-reduces-ur-life-by-5-mins</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/smooking-reduces-ur-life-by-5-mins#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:56:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Smoking SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/smooking-reduces-ur-life-by-5-mins</guid> <description><![CDATA[Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies
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isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/dhuwe-ne-aap-ki-tasweer-banayi</guid> <description><![CDATA[ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,
yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi.
cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,
dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.
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isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/akelay-akelay-suttay-laga-raha-hai-koi</guid> <description><![CDATA[Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi..
cigrate meri kaber par jala rahahai koi..
yaa rab..! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay.
Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.
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isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/cigrate-ek-lanat-hai</guid> <description><![CDATA[Cigrate ek lanat hai
jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai.
Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam karien.
1 packet tum khatam karo
1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.
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Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai.
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