Category: Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta SMS jokes collection in hindi, urdu & english

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Santaye tum ne pattian kyun bandhi hui

Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin? Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se…

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Santa platfrom k side leta tha banta kya

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha Banta-Kya kar rahe ho? Santa-Sucite Banta-to beach me leto…

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Santaaaj kisine mere baap ko gaali di

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di. Patni:Fir? Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di….

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Titanic was sinking an englishman asked

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman…

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Santa they were married for 25 years

Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love. Banta: How? Santa: HE…

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Santa amp banta were arrested after raping

Santa & Banta Were Arrested After Raping A Girl Both Were Called For Identification Parade….

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Santa was driving car zigzag and rashley

Santa was driving car zigzag and rashley..! Traffic cop caught him.. Santa- Sir im Learning…

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Santa was caught for speeding and went

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take…

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Banta kya huaye mitti kyun khod raha hai

Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me…

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Banta why is the police nicknamed

Banta : Why Is The Police Nicknamed "The Heart Of The Country"? Santa : It…

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Santa singh got up in the middle

Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. “Is…

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I have liked many but loved very

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet…

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What is the chemical formula 4 water

What is the chemical formula 4 water? SANTA: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: wht r u talking abt?…

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Santa among my 4 sons 3

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers Frnd:4th? Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam…

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Tourist whose skeleton is that santa

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Santa: Tipu Sultan?s Skeleton. Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To…

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Santa beer bar ch ro riha c bar

Santa: Beer-Bar ch ro riha c. Bar owner: Kyon ro rahe ho? SANTA: Oye ki…

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Santas army test pappu 35 santa

Santa’s Army Test Pappu- 3+5? Santa- 8 Pappu- 7+3? Santa- 10 Pappu- 8+8? Santa- Pata…

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After returning back from a foreign trip

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like…

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Santa woh ladki kitni sundar hai

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam…

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Policeman why are you driving on the

Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive…

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Santa se puchha ki tum next janam me

Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban?na Pasand Karoge? Srdr-?A Cockroach? Why? Bcoz…

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Whatquots ford santa gaadi oxford so

What"s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What"s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi….

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Preeto raat ko aap peeke gutter mein

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat…

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Santa was walking thru d forest

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree. Santa: Sirf…

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History teacher asked santa name kalidasquots brother

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas"s brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas …

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Santa opened a petrol pump but not

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?…

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Santaquots wife dies he is calm but

Santa"s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife"s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa…

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Santa what is the weather like

Santa: What is the weather like ? Banta: I do not know it is so…

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Santa yaar banta doctor ne kaha hy

Santa: Yaar Banta, Doctor Ne Kaha Hy Mujhe AIDS Hy. Ye AIDS Hota Kia Hai….

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Santa should i buy tickets for my

Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above…

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How did santa tried to kill a

How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of…

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Pappu while filling up a form what

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very…

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Why did santa throw the butter out

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see…

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Santa reading from book of facts quotdo

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a…

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Santa invested 2 lakhs in a

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What…

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Teacher to santa where were you born

Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa…

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Pappu while filling up a form what

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very…

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A sweet girl goes to bantaquots shop

A sweet girl goes to Banta"s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue:…

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Santa aaj mera beta first class me

Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.. Master: Very Gud.. Kisme Aaya?? Santa: ?RAJDHANI…

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Ultimate answer while changing the job

Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa:…

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Santa tum is office ma kub se

SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ? BaNtA : JUb…

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Santa and banta were walking suddenly

Santa And Banta Were Walking..! Suddenly Banta Said : Oh.. Look , A Dead Bird……

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Judge y uve stolen money 4m dis

Judge: Y U’ve stolen money 4m dis man? Sardar: My lord I’ve nt stolen money….

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Once professor santa asked a plumber to

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because…

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Santai made my son fool bantahow

Santa:I made my son fool Banta:how? Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it…

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Salsman which soap u use santa babas soapbabas pastebabas

Salsman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA’S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Snta: Baba…

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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon…

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Sardar to another sardar u knw my

Sardar To Another Sardar: U Knw My Grand Mother Started Walking 5 Miles A Day…

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Santa do you know english banta yes

Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of…

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Santayar tu itna bada ho gaya

Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi? Banta:Yar Main Apni…

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Santa asked banta the full form of

Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta said Mentally affected teachers harassing students….

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Santa itne kam marks do thappad marne

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale…

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Banta singh was painting his living room

Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh…

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Santa found answer to the most difficult

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first – the chicken or…

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In a train ticket checker to saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don?t have. TT:…

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What is the height of foolishness

What is the height of foolishness? Ans. A girl having bath in a transparent glass…

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A lady asked santa lipton di chah

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji,…

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Q a man asked santa quotakal badhi

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date…

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Santa i have swallowed a key

Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were…

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Santa bhaisahab time kya hua man

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se…

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Santa shouting 2 his gf quot

Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And U…

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Santa ki amma mar gyi 1 admi

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume…

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Santa was in shopping store salesman

Santa Was In Shopping Store. Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?…

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Ek baar santa gangubai ke ghar jaata

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun…

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Jeeto yelled at santa uquotre gonna b

Jeeto yelled at santa: U"re gonna b really sorry! I"m going to LEAVE you! Santa:…

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Maths teacher 2 santaif u had 1000rs

Maths teacher 2 Santa,if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other…

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Santa goes for a interview the post

SANTA goes for a interview for the post of a DETECTIVE. Interviewer Asked- WHO KILLED…

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Santa was caught for speeding and went

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What?ll you take…

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Santa waiting at bus stop in uk

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor…

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Santa apni gf ko i love

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar…

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Nurse congrats santa ji aap papa ban

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein…

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Santa falls in love with a nurse

Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love…

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Wats d diff bw bus amp cycle

Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle? Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi…

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Lady teacher make 1 sentence in vich

Lady Teacher: Make 1 sentence in vich all tenses past, present & future r included….

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Banta yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir…

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Why did santa keep the door open

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone…

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Sardar ki beti hoi biwi suno ji

Sardar ki Beti hoi. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung…

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Santa helmet pehen k bahar nikla to

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs.. Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni…

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Santa amp banta sending sms 2 their

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko…

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Jeeto u tell a man something it

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of…

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Banta ek sadhu se bola baba meri

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao….

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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps the

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u"ll die. Santa:…

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Santa ek baraf ka tukra utha kar

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha … Banta…

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Santa raping a gal in car a

Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What are you doing?…

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My grand father lived for 96 years

My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years He Never Used Glasses Sardar : Ya I…

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Teacherbada ho k kya banoga santapilot

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga Santa:Pilot Tcher:Q S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota…

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Santa yaar tumne school ana kyu chhod

Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya? Banta: Yaar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe…

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Santa 2 banta yar road cutting ki

Santa 2 Banta Yar Road Cutting Ki Tecnolgy Aye Ha . . Banta Kia ?…