Category: Santa Banta SMS
Santa Banta SMS jokes collection in hindi, urdu & english
Santa platfrom k side leta tha banta kya
Santa Platfrom k side leta tha Banta-Kya kar rahe ho? Santa-Sucite Banta-to beach me leto…
Santaaaj kisine mere baap ko gaali di
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di. Patni:Fir? Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di….
Titanic was sinking an englishman asked
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman…
Santa they were married for 25 years
Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love. Banta: How? Santa: HE…
Santa amp banta were arrested after raping
Santa & Banta Were Arrested After Raping A Girl Both Were Called For Identification Parade….
Santa was driving car zigzag and rashley
Santa was driving car zigzag and rashley..! Traffic cop caught him.. Santa- Sir im Learning…
Santa was caught for speeding and went
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take…
Banta kya huaye mitti kyun khod raha hai
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me…
Banta why is the police nicknamed
Banta : Why Is The Police Nicknamed "The Heart Of The Country"? Santa : It…
Santa singh got up in the middle
Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. “Is…
I have liked many but loved very
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet…
What is the chemical formula 4 water
What is the chemical formula 4 water? SANTA: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: wht r u talking abt?…
Santa among my 4 sons 3
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers Frnd:4th? Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam…
Tourist whose skeleton is that santa
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Santa: Tipu Sultan?s Skeleton. Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To…
Santa beer bar ch ro riha c bar
Santa: Beer-Bar ch ro riha c. Bar owner: Kyon ro rahe ho? SANTA: Oye ki…
Santas army test pappu 35 santa
Santa’s Army Test Pappu- 3+5? Santa- 8 Pappu- 7+3? Santa- 10 Pappu- 8+8? Santa- Pata…
After returning back from a foreign trip
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like…
Santa woh ladki kitni sundar hai
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam…
Policeman why are you driving on the
Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive…
Santa se puchha ki tum next janam me
Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban?na Pasand Karoge? Srdr-?A Cockroach? Why? Bcoz…
Whatquots ford santa gaadi oxford so
What"s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What"s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi….
Preeto raat ko aap peeke gutter mein
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat…
Santa was walking thru d forest
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree. Santa: Sirf…
History teacher asked santa name kalidasquots brother
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas"s brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas …
Santa opened a petrol pump but not
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?…
Santaquots wife dies he is calm but
Santa"s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife"s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa…
Santa what is the weather like
Santa: What is the weather like ? Banta: I do not know it is so…
Santa yaar banta doctor ne kaha hy
Santa: Yaar Banta, Doctor Ne Kaha Hy Mujhe AIDS Hy. Ye AIDS Hota Kia Hai….
Santa should i buy tickets for my
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above…
How did santa tried to kill a
How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of…
Pappu while filling up a form what
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very…
Why did santa throw the butter out
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see…
Santa reading from book of facts quotdo
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a…
Santa invested 2 lakhs in a
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What…
Teacher to santa where were you born
Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa…
Pappu while filling up a form what
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very…
A sweet girl goes to bantaquots shop
A sweet girl goes to Banta"s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue:…
Santa aaj mera beta first class me
Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.. Master: Very Gud.. Kisme Aaya?? Santa: ?RAJDHANI…
Ultimate answer while changing the job
Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa:…
Santa tum is office ma kub se
SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ? BaNtA : JUb…
Santa and banta were walking suddenly
Santa And Banta Were Walking..! Suddenly Banta Said : Oh.. Look , A Dead Bird……
Judge y uve stolen money 4m dis
Judge: Y U’ve stolen money 4m dis man? Sardar: My lord I’ve nt stolen money….
Once professor santa asked a plumber to
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because…
Santai made my son fool bantahow
Santa:I made my son fool Banta:how? Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it…
Salsman which soap u use santa babas soapbabas pastebabas
Salsman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA’S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Snta: Baba…
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon…
Sardar to another sardar u knw my
Sardar To Another Sardar: U Knw My Grand Mother Started Walking 5 Miles A Day…
Santa do you know english banta yes
Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of…
Santayar tu itna bada ho gaya
Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi? Banta:Yar Main Apni…
Santa asked banta the full form of
Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta said Mentally affected teachers harassing students….
Santa itne kam marks do thappad marne
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale…
Banta singh was painting his living room
Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh…
Santa found answer to the most difficult
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first – the chicken or…
In a train ticket checker to saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don?t have. TT:…
What is the height of foolishness
What is the height of foolishness? Ans. A girl having bath in a transparent glass…
A lady asked santa lipton di chah
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji,…
Q a man asked santa quotakal badhi
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date…
Santa i have swallowed a key
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were…
Santa bhaisahab time kya hua man
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se…
Santa shouting 2 his gf quot
Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And U…
Santa ki amma mar gyi 1 admi
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume…
Santa was in shopping store salesman
Santa Was In Shopping Store. Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?…
Ek baar santa gangubai ke ghar jaata
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun…
Jeeto yelled at santa uquotre gonna b
Jeeto yelled at santa: U"re gonna b really sorry! I"m going to LEAVE you! Santa:…
Maths teacher 2 santaif u had 1000rs
Maths teacher 2 Santa,if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other…
Santa goes for a interview the post
SANTA goes for a interview for the post of a DETECTIVE. Interviewer Asked- WHO KILLED…
Santa was caught for speeding and went
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What?ll you take…
Santa waiting at bus stop in uk
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor…
Santa apni gf ko i love
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar…
Nurse congrats santa ji aap papa ban
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein…
Santa falls in love with a nurse
Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love…
Wats d diff bw bus amp cycle
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle? Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi…
Lady teacher make 1 sentence in vich
Lady Teacher: Make 1 sentence in vich all tenses past, present & future r included….
Banta yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir…
Why did santa keep the door open
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone…
Sardar ki beti hoi biwi suno ji
Sardar ki Beti hoi. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung…
Santa helmet pehen k bahar nikla to
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs.. Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni…
Santa amp banta sending sms 2 their
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko…
Jeeto u tell a man something it
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of…
Banta ek sadhu se bola baba meri
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao….
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps the
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u"ll die. Santa:…
Santa ek baraf ka tukra utha kar
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha … Banta…
Santa raping a gal in car a
Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What are you doing?…
My grand father lived for 96 years
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years He Never Used Glasses Sardar : Ya I…
Teacherbada ho k kya banoga santapilot
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga Santa:Pilot Tcher:Q S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota…
Santa yaar tumne school ana kyu chhod
Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya? Banta: Yaar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe…
Santa 2 banta yar road cutting ki
Santa 2 Banta Yar Road Cutting Ki Tecnolgy Aye Ha . . Banta Kia ?…
Lecturer explain digestive system in one sentence
Lecturer: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence….!! Santa: It’s A Process That Starts Wid Right…