SMS Jan » Santa Banta SMS http://smsjan.com SMS jokes & text messages in english, hindi & urdu Mon, 21 May 2012 13:55:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? http://smsjan.com/why-there-are-always-two-cops-in-a-car-patrol http://smsjan.com/why-there-are-always-two-cops-in-a-car-patrol#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 23:13:24 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/why-there-are-always-two-cops-in-a-car-patrol http://smsjan.com/why-there-are-always-two-cops-in-a-car-patrol/feed 0 Santa Suffering From Constipation, http://smsjan.com/santa-suffering-from-constipation http://smsjan.com/santa-suffering-from-constipation#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 20:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/santa-suffering-from-constipation
  • Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti...
  • Taxi driver to SantaTaxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati....
  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium..Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/santa-suffering-from-constipation/feed 0     per andar se awaaz aai http://smsjan.com/per-andar-se-awaaz-aai http://smsjan.com/per-andar-se-awaaz-aai#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 08:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=1942
  • Ek Sardaar ne Pilot SeEk Sardaar ne Pilot Se Head Phone Chheen Liya. Pilot : Yeh kya kar rahe...
  • “I MISS YOU”Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Socho sardarji ne kya...
  • “Don’t call me now”.Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/per-andar-se-awaaz-aai/feed 0     Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower http://smsjan.com/sardar-saw-a-very-high-airtel-tower http://smsjan.com/sardar-saw-a-very-high-airtel-tower#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 05:13:27 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=1938
  • Sardar at court:Sardar at court: judge: this is the 3rd time u r coming to court, aren’t...
  • A Man to Sardar:A Man to Sardar: “Aao ji, Chess khelte hain.”. Sardar: “Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves...
  • Sardar :A Judge said.. order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge:...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/sardar-saw-a-very-high-airtel-tower/feed 0     Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai? http://smsjan.com/yeh-aids-hoti-kya-hai http://smsjan.com/yeh-aids-hoti-kya-hai#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 02:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/yeh-aids-hoti-kya-hai
  • Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti...
  • Taxi driver to SantaTaxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati....
  • Banta: O G paise wapasBanta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land! Custmer: Agar...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/yeh-aids-hoti-kya-hai/feed 0     Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. http://smsjan.com/santa-and-banta-in-a-football-stadium http://smsjan.com/santa-and-banta-in-a-football-stadium#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 23:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/santa-and-banta-in-a-football-stadium
  • Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti...
  • Santa Suffering From Constipation,Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein...
  • Taxi driver to SantaTaxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati....
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/santa-and-banta-in-a-football-stadium/feed 0     http://smsjan.com/1312 http://smsjan.com/1312#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 20:13:28 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/1312
  • Taxi driver to SantaTaxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati....
  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium..Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya...
  • Raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thiSanta: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/1312/feed 0     Taxi driver to Santa http://smsjan.com/taxi-driver-to-santa http://smsjan.com/taxi-driver-to-santa#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 08:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/taxi-driver-to-santa
  • Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti...
  • Santa Suffering From Constipation,Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein...
  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium..Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/taxi-driver-to-santa/feed 0     Raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi http://smsjan.com/raat-paros-wali-larki-mere-dream-main-ayi-thi http://smsjan.com/raat-paros-wali-larki-mere-dream-main-ayi-thi#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 05:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/raat-paros-wali-larki-mere-dream-main-ayi-thi
  • Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti...
  • Taxi driver to SantaTaxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati....
  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium..Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/raat-paros-wali-larki-mere-dream-main-ayi-thi/feed 0     oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? http://smsjan.com/oye-tu-her-sms-mujhey-tu-duo-bar-q-bhejta-hay http://smsjan.com/oye-tu-her-sms-mujhey-tu-duo-bar-q-bhejta-hay#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 02:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/oye-tu-her-sms-mujhey-tu-duo-bar-q-bhejta-hay
  • Banta: O G paise wapasBanta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land! Custmer: Agar...
  • Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai? Banta...
  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium..Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/oye-tu-her-sms-mujhey-tu-duo-bar-q-bhejta-hay/feed 0     A Couple havin sex http://smsjan.com/a-couple-havin-sex http://smsjan.com/a-couple-havin-sex#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 23:13:24 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/a-couple-havin-sex http://smsjan.com/a-couple-havin-sex/feed 0 Banta: O G paise wapas http://smsjan.com/banta-o-g-paise-wapas http://smsjan.com/banta-o-g-paise-wapas#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 20:13:27 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/banta-o-g-paise-wapas
  • Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai? Banta...
  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium..Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya...
  • oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?Santa To Banta: oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta:...
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