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><channel><title>SMS Jan &#187; Santa Banta SMS</title> <atom:link href="http://smsjan.com/category/santa-banta-sms/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://smsjan.com</link> <description>SMS jokes &#38; text messages in english, hindi &#38; urdu</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:14:09 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>Banta: O G paise wapas</title><link>http://smsjan.com/banta-o-g-paise-wapas</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/banta-o-g-paise-wapas#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:06:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category><guid
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safely land!
Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta: O G paise wapas
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Banta: In case the siren won&#8217;t work, one of them to scream
&#8216;Wouuuu-Wouuuuu&#8217; and the other &#8211;
&#8216;Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..&#8217;
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Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein
Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..
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isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/?p=1942</guid> <description><![CDATA[Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..?
Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha
per andar se awaaz aai
“Please Try Letter(Later)..:p)
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&#038; red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
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Banta Singh:-
A &#8211; Ab
I &#8211; Iss
D &#8211; Duniya se
S &#8211; Sat shri akal.
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Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :&#8217;lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge?&#8217;
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Driver: NO
santa: to kya behan lagti hai?
Driver: NO,Kuch nahi lagti.
Santa: to Bhenchod Chadne kyu nahi deta&#8230;!!
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gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.
Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO .
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isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/raat-paros-wali-larki-mere-dream-main-ayi-thi</guid> <description><![CDATA[Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi
Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi
Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?
Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha
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oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?
Banta:
vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas
rehna chaiyeh na
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on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet
hamare upar faink diya&#8230;&#8230;
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