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Women Quotes SMS
A highbrow is a man who has
A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women. ~Edgar WallaceCUL
Its the good girls who keep diaries
It’s the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time….
Variability is one of the virtues a
Variability is one of the virtues of a woman. It avoids the crude requirement of…
Once a woman has given you her
Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the…
Women are in league with each other
Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones. ~Camille…
Women who make men talk better than
Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular. ~E.V….
Women go to beauty parlors for the
Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s…
Men will always delight in a woman
Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet. ~Brendan FrancisCUL
You have to the kind of body
You have to have the kind of body that doesn’t need a girdle in order…
Id rather have two girls at seventeen
I’d rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four. ~Fred AllenCUL
The torment that so many young women
The torment that so many young women know, bound hand and foot by love and…
If you are ever in doubt as
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always…
The average woman would rather have beauty
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see…
Women are wiser than men because they
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. ~James Thurber
If your husband expects you to laugh
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry,…
Women do not find it difficult nowadays
Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find…
There are women who do not like
There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a…
The girls that are always easy on
The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart. …
Sure god created man before woman but
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before…
A woman who cannot be ugly is
A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful. ~Karl KrausCUL
If a girl looks swell when she
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s…
The supply of good women far exceeds
The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. ~Robert…
Good looking girls break hearts and goodhearted mend
Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook,…
Next to the wound what women make
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d’AurevillyFD
Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing
Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater. ~Bette Davis, about…
Behind every great woman is a guy
Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ass. ~Author Unknown
Nature has given women so much power
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them…
Through sources we have obtained the following
Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male…
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women,…
The people im furious with are the
The people I’m furious with are the women’s liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes…
Can you imagine a world without men
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. …
God did it on purpose so that
God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing…
Theres just something about letting a girl
There’s just something about letting a girl have her way with you. ~A.C. Van Cherub
A mans face is his autobiography womans
A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar…
When a man talks dirty to woman
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks…
Women really do rule the world they
Women really do rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they…
Women are never stronger than when they
Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weakness. ~Marie de Vichy-Chamrond,…
The two women exchanged the kind of
The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. …
Woman begins by resisting a mans advances
Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar WildeCUL
Women are afraid of mice and murder
Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between. ~Mignon…
women always worry about the things
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things…
A woman can look both moral and
A woman can look both moral and exciting… if she also looks as if it…
A man gives many question marks however
A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. ~Diana Stürm
I should like to know what is
I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is…
I expect woman will be the last
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith
She wore a short skirt and tight
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set…
Every woman is wrong until she cries
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right – instantly. ~Sam…
Be to her virtues very kind faults
Be to her virtues very kind, Be to her faults a little blind. ~Matthew Prior
When i glimpse the backs of womens
When I glimpse the backs of women’s knees I seem to hear the first movement…
Whatever women do they must twice as
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half…
If a woman has to choose between
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s…
You see dear it is not true
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man’s rib; she…
Women keep a special corner of their
Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia…
Women cannot complain about men anymore until
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill…
The most popular image of the female
The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is…
br / If the good Lord had not intended for man to eat pussy he
If the good Lord had not intended for man to eat pussy he wouldn’t have…
A woman asks little of love only
A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a…
Women are never landlocked theyre always mere
Women are never landlocked: they’re always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears. …
br / Breasts and bosoms I have knownbr / Of varied shapes an
Breasts and bosoms I have known Of varied shapes and sizes From poignant disappointments To…
You start out happy that you have
You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden…
A man sometimes wins an argument but
A man sometimes wins an argument, but a woman always wins a silence. ~Robert Brault,…
The mans desire is for the woman
The man’s desire is for the woman; but the woman’s desire is rarely other than…
All women are basically in competition with
All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. …
Being a woman is of special interest
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women,…
I would rather trust a womans instinct
I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason. ~Stanley Baldwin
Women are like dogs really they love
Women are like dogs really. They love like dogs, a little insistently. And they like…
Howiver im not denyin the women are
"Like enough," said Mrs. Poyser, "for the men are mostly so slow, their thoughts overrun…
Let us leave the beautiful women to
Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination. ~Marcel Proust, Albertine disparue,…
There are three things men can do
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or…
Women are most fascinating between the ages
Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won…
The rarest thing in the world is
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of…
I have an idea that the phrase
I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to…
I prefer the word homemaker because housewife
I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife…