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Computers are like air conditioners they work
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows. ~Author Unknown
Prize fighters can sometimes read and write
Prize fighters can sometimes read and write when they start – but they can’t when…
Inflation is taxation without legislation milton friedman
Inflation is taxation without legislation. ~Milton Friedman
Chowder breathes reassurance it steams consolation clementine
Chowder breathes reassurance. It steams consolation. ~Clementine PaddlefordETW; COCI
Dont live down to expectations go out
Don’t live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable. ~Wendy WassersteinSG
There comes a time when woman needs
There comes a time when a woman needs to stop thinking about her looks and…
Everything in life is somewhere else and
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. ~E.B. White,…
If my doctor told me i had
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. …
When i was a boy scout we
When I was a Boy Scout, we played a game when new Scouts joined the…
Playing with fire is bad for those
Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us,…
What do you get when cross poison
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash…
Woman begins by resisting a mans advances
Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar WildeCUL
If safety is a joke then death
If safety is a joke, then death is the punchline. ~Paul Laforestmay11mail
Those who think it is permissible to
Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind. ~Austin O’Malley
My husband gave me a necklace its
My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but…
Fear can keep us up all night
Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow. ~Philip…
To live in hearts we leave behind
To live in hearts we leave behind Is not to die. ~Thomas Campbell, Hallowed Groundstanza…
What is the first business of philosophy
What is the first business of philosophy? To part with self-conceit. For it is impossible…
The speedway ends at the cemetery author
google_ad_region_end The speedway ends at the cemetery. ~Author UnknownQSO
And the crazy part of it was
And the crazy part of it was even if you were clever, even if you…
Let us not be justices of the
Let us not be justices of the peace, but angels of peace. ~Saint Theresa of…
Life happens too fast for you ever
Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just…
Life itself is a quotation jorge luis
Life itself is a quotation. ~Jorge Luis Borgesquoted in Cool Memories by Jean Baudrillard, 1987
The most overlooked advantage to owning a
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there’s…
I regret less the road not taken
I regret less the road not taken than my all-fired hurry along the road I…
The difference between false memories and true
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it…
How my memory treasures every sweet stray
How my memory treasures every sweet stray moment of our past ? handclasp, kiss and…
A book is to me like a
A book is to me like a hat or coat – a very uncomfortable thing…
The world shrieks and sinks talons into
The world shrieks and sinks talons into our hearts. This we call memory. ~Tim O’Brien,…
My sister taught me everything i really
My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in…
If we cannot be happy and powerful
If we cannot be happy and powerful and prey on others, we invent conscience and…
There is just one life for each
There is just one life for each of us: our own. ~Euripides
Human beings are the only creatures on
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back…
Nobody believes a rumor here in washington
Nobody believes a rumor here in Washington until it’s officially denied. ~Edward Cheyfitz
It seems like such a terrible shame
It seems like such a terrible shame that innocent civilians have to get hurt in…
We pretend to work because they pay
We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us. ~Author Unknown
If not for chocolate there would be
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire…
During a campaign the air is full
During a campaign the air is full of speeches – and vice versa. ~Author Unknown
We learn geology the morning after earthquake
We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, The Conduct of Life,…
Women are afraid of mice and murder
Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between. ~Mignon…
No one is listening until you fart
No one is listening until you fart. ~Author Unknown
Its a poor sort of memory that
It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards. ~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
You will not find a soulmate in
You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go…
For centuries men have kept an appointment
For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and…
Science commits suicide when it adopts a
Science commits suicide when it adopts a creed. ~Thomas Henry Huxley
Pluck not the wayside flower it is
Pluck not the wayside flower; It is the traveler’s dower. ~William AllinghamQSO
There is one thing stronger than all
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is…
The multitude of books is making us
The multitude of books is making us ignorant. ~VoltaireLCE; PL
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get…
It is easier to build strong children
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. ~Frederick Douglass
This is my 34depressed stance34 when youre
This is my "depressed stance." When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how…
For many are called but few chosen
For many are called, but few are chosen. ~Matthew 22:14
What is it that we all believe
What is it that we all believe in that we cannot see or hear or…
The purpose of a liberal education is
The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the…
Most people like hard work particularly when
Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it. ~Franklin P. Jones
If soup isnt hot enough to make
If soup isn’t hot enough to make a grown man wince, it’s undrinkable.
People are made of flesh and blood
People are made of flesh and blood and a miracle fibre called courage. ~Mignon McLaughlin,…
What a pity that the only way
What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse. ~Stanislaw J….
The mistakes made by congress wouldnt be
The mistakes made by Congress wouldn’t be so bad if the next Congress didn’t keep…
You can hear the footsteps of god
You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. ~Sri Sathya…
Time goes you say ah no alas
Time goes, you say? Ah no! Alas, Time stays, we go. ~Henry Austin DobsonCOE
Live simply that others might live elizabeth
Live simply that others might simply live. ~Elizabeth Ann Seton
The coldest winter i ever spent was
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. ~Mark Twain, attributed
In my opinion a horse is the
In my opinion, a horse is the animal to have. Eleven-hundred pounds of raw muscle,…
A box of new crayons now theyre
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and…
34most poems are never finished34 i was
"Most poems are never finished," (I was defensive). He sighed: "No, most poems are never…
And none will hear the postmans knock
And none will hear the postman’s knock Without a quickening of the heart. For who…
You never know till you try to
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you…
Pay attention to your dreams gods
Pay attention to your dreams – God’s angels often speak directly to our hearts when…
The fear of being laughed at makes
The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s…
The doctor of the future will give
The doctor of the future will give no medicines, but will interest his patients in…
Deep down in me i knowed it
Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You…
I was told that whistling wasnt ladylike
I was told that whistling wasn’t ladylike, but I knew even then that women were…
Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores
Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck. …
The object of life is not to
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but…
Comfort or revelation god owes us one
Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both. ~Mignon McLaughlin,…
Well pleaseth me the sweet time of
Well pleaseth me the sweet time of Easter That maketh the leaf and the flower…
Let the body receive an injury less
Let the body receive an injury less than mortal, and what follows? Before the swiftest…
Your clothes smell heavily of clothing den
Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh…
Health is a state of complete physical
Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being, and not merely the…
You become responsible forever for what youve
"People have forgotten this truth," the fox said. "But you mustn’t forget it. You become…
Californias a wonderful place to live
California’s a wonderful place to live – if you happen to be an orange. ~Author…
Is there no latin word for tea
Is there no Latin word for Tea? Upon my soul, if I had known that…
I have friends whose society is delightful
I have friends whose society is delightful to me; they are persons of all countries…
We waste a lot of time running
We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just…