Category: Alcohol Quotes SMS

Draft beer, not people.  ~Author Unknown

How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that…

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.  ~Homer Simpson

If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear…

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health,…

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.  ~John Marcellus Huston

Where ever I go, there I am.  Drunk.  ~Rita E. TorresFeb12mail

Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.  ~OvidCOCI

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on…

When the wine is in, the wit is out.  ~Proverb

Hefeweizen.  Never drink something you can’t spill.  ~Steve Miller, www.born-today.com/Choose_bDay.htm(hashtag)Gewurztraminer May 1st 2009 twitter.com/todayquotes/status/1676094065, 2009mail

A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. …

If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker.  If work is…

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.  ~SenecaMCTO

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank…

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and…

Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle. ~Big Bang Theory,…

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that…

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.  And try to find somebody who’s…

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.  ~Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of HappinessLCD

What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking! ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, The Deformed Transformed, act…

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way…

No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers.  ~Horace (Quintus…

This is one of the disadvantages of wine:  it makes a man mistake words for…

I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.  ~Don MarquisNEMYL

Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord.  ~Four…

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.  That will teach you to keep…

You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.  ~Author…

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of…

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.  ~W.H. DaviesDCMOO

Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker. ~Ogden Nash, Reflection on Ice-BreakingBMC

Remember:  "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.  ~Author Unknown

I don’t think I’ve ever drunk champagne before breakfast before.  With breakfast on several occasions,…

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their…

Wine is bottled poetry.  ~Robert Louis StevensonCOCI

I’ll stick with gin.  Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.  ~M*A*S*H, Hawkeye, "Ceasefire,"…

I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the…

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink.  ~Author Unknown

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses.  Drinks right out of the…

The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best…

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.  ~Winston…

If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine.  ~Author UnknownCTO

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised…

The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.  ~Author Unknown

I’d prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal…

[H]uman feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.  ~Steve Mirsky, "Ale’s Well with the World,"…