SMS Jan » politics sms http://smsjan.com SMS jokes & text messages in english, hindi & urdu Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:13:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Bad officials http://smsjan.com/bad-officials-2 http://smsjan.com/bad-officials-2#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/bad-officials-2
  • Bad officialsBad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote....
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/bad-officials-2/feed 0     Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy, http://smsjan.com/hichkion-ka-aana-ye-batata-hy http://smsjan.com/hichkion-ka-aana-ye-batata-hy#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/hichkion-ka-aana-ye-batata-hy
  • Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay,Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay, Ankhon mai yadon ki nami chor jaingey, Dhondte...
  • Koi gham pade toh hamein yaad karnaa….Koi gham pade toh hamein yaad karnaa…. zindagi bhar saath denge aetbaar karnaa…. yaad kaRna...
  • Kisi ki yaad merey aas paas rehti hai,Kisi ki yaad merey aas paas rehti hai, Barey dinon sey tabiyat udaas Rehti hai....
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/hichkion-ka-aana-ye-batata-hy/feed 0     Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto http://smsjan.com/dil-main-he-mere-dard-e-bhutto http://smsjan.com/dil-main-he-mere-dard-e-bhutto#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/dil-main-he-mere-dard-e-bhutto
  • Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker...
  • Koi Hasna Bhool jata hai ..!Ek Tere Rooth Jane se..! kiisi ko kuch nahi hota..!! Phool bhi Mehakte hain ..!!...
  • Aaj rutha hua ek dost yad aya,Aaj rutha hua ek dost yad aya, accha gujzra hua kuch waqt yad aya, jo...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/dil-main-he-mere-dard-e-bhutto/feed 0     Bus yehi chund khiyalaat liye http://smsjan.com/bus-yehi-chund-khiyalaat-liye http://smsjan.com/bus-yehi-chund-khiyalaat-liye#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/bus-yehi-chund-khiyalaat-liye
  • Vekh lavo inni thand haiVekh lavo inni thand hai, fer v yaaran ne sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf...
  • kaali raat di syahi uthe,kaali raat di syahi uthe, chand di gwahi uthe, sach de kore kagaj te ek...
  • -Tu karaundi rahi main karda rihaTeri, tight tight teri sohni sohni, patiala salwar ni kuch hor na samji ; -tainu...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/bus-yehi-chund-khiyalaat-liye/feed 0     Government is like a baby. http://smsjan.com/government-is-like-a-baby http://smsjan.com/government-is-like-a-baby#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/government-is-like-a-baby
  • Report the factsI don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts...
  • I don’t make jokes.I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts....
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/government-is-like-a-baby/feed 0     Character Actor:Musharraf http://smsjan.com/character-actormusharraf http://smsjan.com/character-actormusharraf#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/character-actormusharraf
  • sab k lye hogai mushkil khariDil main mery hai dard-e-bhutto , Darde bhutto… Dil mey mery hai darde bhutto! Wo...
  • 1 Anokhi Dua1 Anokhi Dua Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan… Aapki Zindagi Se...
  • Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-QillatM Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/character-actormusharraf/feed 0     Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. http://smsjan.com/bush-musharaf-were-flying-in-a-plane http://smsjan.com/bush-musharaf-were-flying-in-a-plane#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/bush-musharaf-were-flying-in-a-plane
  • Mushraf ki niyatMushraf ki niyat “Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty...
  • Sadar-e-PakistanSadar-e-Pakistan Perwaiz Musharaf Khudkush Hamlay main *HALLAK* . . . Honay Walon Ko 5 ‘...
  • GEAY MUGHARAFOne Person went for Fishing, He catches a heavy fish, he was happy & he...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/bush-musharaf-were-flying-in-a-plane/feed 0     The scarcer it becomes. http://smsjan.com/the-scarcer-it-becomes http://smsjan.com/the-scarcer-it-becomes#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/the-scarcer-it-becomes
  • In politics,In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you....
  • A promising young manA promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...
  • Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/the-scarcer-it-becomes/feed 0     Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, http://smsjan.com/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do http://smsjan.com/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do
  • AKHRI BAR MILNE KI HASRAT HAI MAGARAKHRI BAR MILNE KI HASRAT HAI MAGAR TUM SE KUCH IS KE SIWA AB NAHIN...
  • Kabhi zindgi ka sauda na kar sakaKabhi zindgi ka sauda na kar saka Uski yadoko dilse juda na kar saka Use...
  • Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sathWaqat badalta hai zindagi k sath , Zindagi badalti hai Mohhabt k sath , Mohabbat...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do/feed 0     Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay, http://smsjan.com/dil-mai-intezar-ki-lakeer-chor-jaengay http://smsjan.com/dil-mai-intezar-ki-lakeer-chor-jaengay#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/dil-mai-intezar-ki-lakeer-chor-jaengay
  • Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy, Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,...
  • Ishq ne hume Rula DiyaIshq ne hume Rula Diya Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya hum...
  • Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum, Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/dil-mai-intezar-ki-lakeer-chor-jaengay/feed 0     Musharaf has been given http://smsjan.com/musharaf-has-been-given http://smsjan.com/musharaf-has-been-given#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/musharaf-has-been-given
  • chaudry azzab elahhi gujrattalash gumshuda naam . chaudry shujaat hussain bolney aur dekhne sa mazoor hi zahni tawazun...
  • Sadar-e-PakistanSadar-e-Pakistan Perwaiz Musharaf Khudkush Hamlay main *HALLAK* . . . Honay Walon Ko 5 ‘...
  • GEAY MUGHARAFOne Person went for Fishing, He catches a heavy fish, he was happy & he...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/musharaf-has-been-given/feed 0     Pyar me maut se darta kaun hai http://smsjan.com/pyar-me-maut-se-darta-kaun-hai-2 http://smsjan.com/pyar-me-maut-se-darta-kaun-hai-2#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/pyar-me-maut-se-darta-kaun-hai-2
  • Mushraf ki niyatMushraf ki niyat “Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty...
  • Samjha Lo apny dil ko pyar na kerySamjha Lo apny dil ko pyar na kery Meri Filtrat hai Bewafai Izhar na kery...
  • Apki chahat humariApki chahat humari kahani he, Ye kahani is waqt ki maherbani he, Hamari maut ka...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/pyar-me-maut-se-darta-kaun-hai-2/feed 0     A good leader is a person http://smsjan.com/a-good-leader-is-a-person http://smsjan.com/a-good-leader-is-a-person#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/a-good-leader-is-a-person
  • GEAY MUGHARAFOne Person went for Fishing, He catches a heavy fish, he was happy & he...
  • -Dwight MorrowAny party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/a-good-leader-is-a-person/feed 0     Politics is the art of looking for trouble, http://smsjan.com/politics-is-the-art-of-looking-for-trouble http://smsjan.com/politics-is-the-art-of-looking-for-trouble#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/politics-is-the-art-of-looking-for-trouble
  • In politics,In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you....
  • The scarcer it becomes.Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it...
  • A promising young manA promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/politics-is-the-art-of-looking-for-trouble/feed 0     Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai http://smsjan.com/jab-koi-khial-dil-se-takra-ta-hai http://smsjan.com/jab-koi-khial-dil-se-takra-ta-hai#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:12:58 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/jab-koi-khial-dil-se-takra-ta-hai
  • Aik tumharay roath janay se,Aik tumharay roath janay se, Kisi ko kuch nahe hota , Phool bhi mahaktay hain,...
  • Kuch Fasle sirf ankho se hote hai,Kuch Fasle sirf ankho se hote hai, Dil ke fasle to bato me hote hai...
  • Koi Hasna Bhool jata hai ..!Ek Tere Rooth Jane se..! kiisi ko kuch nahi hota..!! Phool bhi Mehakte hain ..!!...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/jab-koi-khial-dil-se-takra-ta-hai/feed 0     1 Anokhi Dua http://smsjan.com/1-anokhi-dua http://smsjan.com/1-anokhi-dua#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/1-anokhi-dua
  • Tare asman me chamkte haiTare asman me chamkte hai Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai Hum bhi...
  • Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili,Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili, Kyu Har Khushi Humse Khafa Mili, Jhuthi Muskan Liye...
  • chaudry azzab elahhi gujrattalash gumshuda naam . chaudry shujaat hussain bolney aur dekhne sa mazoor hi zahni tawazun...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/1-anokhi-dua/feed 0     Pahle Chitthi ke badle taar aata tha http://smsjan.com/pahle-chitthi-ke-badle-taar-aata-tha-2 http://smsjan.com/pahle-chitthi-ke-badle-taar-aata-tha-2#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:13:06 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/pahle-chitthi-ke-badle-taar-aata-tha-2
  • Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker...
  • Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy, Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,...
  • Kabhi ye phool jaisy hai,Kabhi ye phool jaisy hai, Kabhi ye dhool jaisy hai, Kabhi ye chaand jaisy hai,...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/pahle-chitthi-ke-badle-taar-aata-tha-2/feed 0     Gunah karke saza se darte hain, http://smsjan.com/gunah-karke-saza-se-darte-hain http://smsjan.com/gunah-karke-saza-se-darte-hain#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:13:06 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/gunah-karke-saza-se-darte-hain
  • Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili,Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili, Kyu Har Khushi Humse Khafa Mili, Jhuthi Muskan Liye...
  • Aik tumharay roath janay se,Aik tumharay roath janay se, Kisi ko kuch nahe hota , Phool bhi mahaktay hain,...
  • Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hotiMahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti Sath...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/gunah-karke-saza-se-darte-hain/feed 0     AKHRI BAR MILNE KI HASRAT HAI MAGAR http://smsjan.com/akhri-bar-milne-ki-hasrat-hai-magar http://smsjan.com/akhri-bar-milne-ki-hasrat-hai-magar#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/akhri-bar-milne-ki-hasrat-hai-magar
  • Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker...
  • Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,...
  • Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum, Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/akhri-bar-milne-ki-hasrat-hai-magar/feed 0     -Dwight Morrow http://smsjan.com/dwight-morrow http://smsjan.com/dwight-morrow#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/dwight-morrow
  • Geenay Do Musharaf“Pahlay Aata mill Jata tha…. * * Ab Aatay k Leay Line banany party ha…....
  • I offer my opponents a bargain:I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I...
  • Some men change their partySome men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/dwight-morrow/feed 0     Kismat pur aitbar kisko hai, http://smsjan.com/kismat-pur-aitbar-kisko-hai http://smsjan.com/kismat-pur-aitbar-kisko-hai#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/kismat-pur-aitbar-kisko-hai
  • Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker...
  • Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum, Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai...
  • Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta haiJab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/kismat-pur-aitbar-kisko-hai/feed 0     Pareshan nahi ho, http://smsjan.com/pareshan-nahi-ho http://smsjan.com/pareshan-nahi-ho#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:13:14 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/pareshan-nahi-ho
  • Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main...
  • Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hotiMahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti Sath...
  • Kehte he har baat kisi ko kahi nahi jatiKehte he har baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati Apno ko bhi batai nahi jati...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/pareshan-nahi-ho/feed 0     Wo Ghadi Kuch Khaas Thi http://smsjan.com/wo-ghadi-kuch-khaas-thi http://smsjan.com/wo-ghadi-kuch-khaas-thi#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:13:05 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/wo-ghadi-kuch-khaas-thi
  • Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta haiJab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata...
  • Kuch Fasle sirf ankho se hote hai,Kuch Fasle sirf ankho se hote hai, Dil ke fasle to bato me hote hai...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/wo-ghadi-kuch-khaas-thi/feed 0     Teri Duniya Se Bahut Dur Chale Jayenge http://smsjan.com/teri-duniya-se-bahut-dur-chale-jayenge http://smsjan.com/teri-duniya-se-bahut-dur-chale-jayenge#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/teri-duniya-se-bahut-dur-chale-jayenge
  • Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum, Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai...
  • Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili,Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili, Kyu Har Khushi Humse Khafa Mili, Jhuthi Muskan Liye...
  • Samjha Lo apny dil ko pyar na kerySamjha Lo apny dil ko pyar na kery Meri Filtrat hai Bewafai Izhar na kery...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/teri-duniya-se-bahut-dur-chale-jayenge/feed 0     Mushraf ki niyat http://smsjan.com/mushraf-ki-niyat http://smsjan.com/mushraf-ki-niyat#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/mushraf-ki-niyat
  • Pyar me maut se darta kaun haiPyar me maut se darta kaun hai Pyar ho jaata hai karta kaun hai Aap...
  • Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay...
  • Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/mushraf-ki-niyat/feed 0     This offer is only valid 4 Karachi. http://smsjan.com/this-offer-is-only-valid-4-karachi http://smsjan.com/this-offer-is-only-valid-4-karachi#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/this-offer-is-only-valid-4-karachi
  • I offer my opponents a bargain:I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/this-offer-is-only-valid-4-karachi/feed 0     I offer my opponents a bargain: http://smsjan.com/i-offer-my-opponents-a-bargain http://smsjan.com/i-offer-my-opponents-a-bargain#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:13:17 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/i-offer-my-opponents-a-bargain
  • This offer is only valid 4 Karachi.Play the real ‘COUNTER STRIKE’: For the First time in Pakistan! Free for all.. Just...
  • -Dwight MorrowAny party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/i-offer-my-opponents-a-bargain/feed 0     Aik tumharay roath janay se, http://smsjan.com/aik-tumharay-roath-janay-se http://smsjan.com/aik-tumharay-roath-janay-se#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/aik-tumharay-roath-janay-se
  • Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum, Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai...
  • Akhir selection humara hota heWo kehte he humari shayari churai hui hoti he Yun to net par sms ka...
  • Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta haiJab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/aik-tumharay-roath-janay-se/feed 0     Politics is the gentle art http://smsjan.com/politics-is-the-gentle-art http://smsjan.com/politics-is-the-gentle-art#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/politics-is-the-gentle-art http://smsjan.com/politics-is-the-gentle-art/feed 0 sheikh:no on grass five times. http://smsjan.com/sheikhno-on-grass-five-times http://smsjan.com/sheikhno-on-grass-five-times#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/sheikhno-on-grass-five-times
  • “ yeh altaf bhai kaun hai?“IBLESS Went To Court To Prove That He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy...
  • Devils went to Court to ProveDevils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/sheikhno-on-grass-five-times/feed 0     Those who are too smart http://smsjan.com/those-who-are-too-smart http://smsjan.com/those-who-are-too-smart#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/those-who-are-too-smart
  • In politics,In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you....
  • The scarcer it becomes.Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it...
  • A promising young manA promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/those-who-are-too-smart/feed 0     Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili, http://smsjan.com/na-zindgi-mili-na-wafa-mili http://smsjan.com/na-zindgi-mili-na-wafa-mili#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:13:10 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/na-zindgi-mili-na-wafa-mili
  • Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hotiMahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti Sath...
  • Gunah karke saza se darte hain,Gunah karke saza se darte hain, zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain, dushmano ke...
  • Apki chahat humariApki chahat humari kahani he, Ye kahani is waqt ki maherbani he, Hamari maut ka...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/na-zindgi-mili-na-wafa-mili/feed 0     become lovers of wisdom. http://smsjan.com/become-lovers-of-wisdom http://smsjan.com/become-lovers-of-wisdom#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:13:05 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/become-lovers-of-wisdom
  • Musharaf has been givenConsidering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been...
  • Politics is the art of looking for trouble,Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not,...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/become-lovers-of-wisdom/feed 0     Bad officials http://smsjan.com/bad-officials http://smsjan.com/bad-officials#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/bad-officials
  • Bad officialsBad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote....
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/bad-officials/feed 0     I don’t make jokes. http://smsjan.com/i-donae%e2%84%a2t-make-jokes http://smsjan.com/i-donae%e2%84%a2t-make-jokes#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 02:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/i-donae%e2%84%a2t-make-jokes
  • Report the factsI don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts...
  • Government is like a baby.Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end...
  • Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/i-donae%e2%84%a2t-make-jokes/feed 0     Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat http://smsjan.com/pervez-musharraf-qaid-e-qillat http://smsjan.com/pervez-musharraf-qaid-e-qillat#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/pervez-musharraf-qaid-e-qillat
  • Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main...
  • chaudry azzab elahhi gujrattalash gumshuda naam . chaudry shujaat hussain bolney aur dekhne sa mazoor hi zahni tawazun...
  • 1 Anokhi Dua1 Anokhi Dua Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan… Aapki Zindagi Se...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/pervez-musharraf-qaid-e-qillat/feed 0     Devils went to Court to Prove http://smsjan.com/devils-went-to-court-to-prove http://smsjan.com/devils-went-to-court-to-prove#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/devils-went-to-court-to-prove
  • “ yeh altaf bhai kaun hai?“IBLESS Went To Court To Prove That He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/devils-went-to-court-to-prove/feed 0     Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sath http://smsjan.com/waqat-badalta-hai-zindagi-k-sath http://smsjan.com/waqat-badalta-hai-zindagi-k-sath#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/waqat-badalta-hai-zindagi-k-sath
  • Tare asman me chamkte haiTare asman me chamkte hai Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai Hum bhi...
  • Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker...
  • Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/waqat-badalta-hai-zindagi-k-sath/feed 0     Politics, it seems to me, http://smsjan.com/politics-it-seems-to-me http://smsjan.com/politics-it-seems-to-me#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 05:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/politics-it-seems-to-me
  • In politics,In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you....
  • The scarcer it becomes.Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it...
  • A promising young manA promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/politics-it-seems-to-me/feed 0     Kehte he har baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati http://smsjan.com/kehte-he-har-baat-kisi-ko-kahi-nahi-jati http://smsjan.com/kehte-he-har-baat-kisi-ko-kahi-nahi-jati#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 02:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/kehte-he-har-baat-kisi-ko-kahi-nahi-jati
  • Pareshan nahi ho,Kid Pid Did Sid Fid Wid Lid Gid Hid Jid Sid Mid Pid Vid Lid...
  • Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker...
  • Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/kehte-he-har-baat-kisi-ko-kahi-nahi-jati/feed 0     Ishq ne hume Rula Diya http://smsjan.com/ishq-ne-hume-rula-diya http://smsjan.com/ishq-ne-hume-rula-diya#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/ishq-ne-hume-rula-diya
  • Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hotiMahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti Sath...
  • Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay,Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay, Ankhon mai yadon ki nami chor jaingey, Dhondte...
  • Kisi ki yaad merey aas paas rehti hai,Kisi ki yaad merey aas paas rehti hai, Barey dinon sey tabiyat udaas Rehti hai....
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/ishq-ne-hume-rula-diya/feed 0     Wafa ka naam na lo yaron, http://smsjan.com/wafa-ka-naam-na-lo-yaron http://smsjan.com/wafa-ka-naam-na-lo-yaron#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 20:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/wafa-ka-naam-na-lo-yaron
  • Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy, Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,...
  • Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili,Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili, Kyu Har Khushi Humse Khafa Mili, Jhuthi Muskan Liye...
  • Koi gham pade toh hamein yaad karnaa….Koi gham pade toh hamein yaad karnaa…. zindagi bhar saath denge aetbaar karnaa…. yaad kaRna...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/wafa-ka-naam-na-lo-yaron/feed 0     Kisi ki yaad merey aas paas rehti hai, http://smsjan.com/kisi-ki-yaad-merey-aas-paas-rehti-hai http://smsjan.com/kisi-ki-yaad-merey-aas-paas-rehti-hai#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/kisi-ki-yaad-merey-aas-paas-rehti-hai
  • Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main...
  • Ishq ne hume Rula DiyaIshq ne hume Rula Diya Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya hum...
  • Koi gham pade toh hamein yaad karnaa….Koi gham pade toh hamein yaad karnaa…. zindagi bhar saath denge aetbaar karnaa…. yaad kaRna...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/kisi-ki-yaad-merey-aas-paas-rehti-hai/feed 0     Apki chahat humari http://smsjan.com/apki-chahat-humari http://smsjan.com/apki-chahat-humari#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 05:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/apki-chahat-humari
  • Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main...
  • Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili,Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili, Kyu Har Khushi Humse Khafa Mili, Jhuthi Muskan Liye...
  • Akhir selection humara hota heWo kehte he humari shayari churai hui hoti he Yun to net par sms ka...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/apki-chahat-humari/feed 0     The one that”s out always looks the best. http://smsjan.com/the-one-that%e2%80%9ds-out-always-looks-the-best http://smsjan.com/the-one-that%e2%80%9ds-out-always-looks-the-best#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/the-one-that%e2%80%9ds-out-always-looks-the-best
  • Geenay Do Musharaf“Pahlay Aata mill Jata tha…. * * Ab Aatay k Leay Line banany party ha…....
  • Some men change their partySome men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles...
  • -Dwight MorrowAny party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/the-one-that%e2%80%9ds-out-always-looks-the-best/feed 0     Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum, http://smsjan.com/milne-ki-khushi-hai-ya-bichadne-ka-gum http://smsjan.com/milne-ki-khushi-hai-ya-bichadne-ka-gum#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/milne-ki-khushi-hai-ya-bichadne-ka-gum
  • AKHRI BAR MILNE KI HASRAT HAI MAGARAKHRI BAR MILNE KI HASRAT HAI MAGAR TUM SE KUCH IS KE SIWA AB NAHIN...
  • Aik tumharay roath janay se,Aik tumharay roath janay se, Kisi ko kuch nahe hota , Phool bhi mahaktay hain,...
  • Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay,Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay, Ankhon mai yadon ki nami chor jaingey, Dhondte...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/milne-ki-khushi-hai-ya-bichadne-ka-gum/feed 0     but your friends will kill you. http://smsjan.com/but-your-friends-will-kill-you http://smsjan.com/but-your-friends-will-kill-you#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/but-your-friends-will-kill-you
  • In politics,In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you....
  • The scarcer it becomes.Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it...
  • A promising young manA promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/but-your-friends-will-kill-you/feed 0     In politics, http://smsjan.com/in-politics http://smsjan.com/in-politics#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/in-politics
  • The scarcer it becomes.Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it...
  • A promising young manA promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...
  • Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/in-politics/feed 0     Asif zardari and coca cola http://smsjan.com/asif-zardari-and-coca-cola http://smsjan.com/asif-zardari-and-coca-cola#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/asif-zardari-and-coca-cola
  • yeah SMS sirf apko khush krnay k leay bhaija ha.yeah SMS sirf apko khush krnay k leay bhaija ha. Es k miltay he mobile...
  • phir kon bach jayega?agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR & SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye...
  • Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sathWaqat badalta hai zindagi k sath , Zindagi badalti hai Mohhabt k sath , Mohabbat...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/asif-zardari-and-coca-cola/feed 0     Kabhi zindgi ka sauda na kar saka http://smsjan.com/kabhi-zindgi-ka-sauda-na-kar-saka http://smsjan.com/kabhi-zindgi-ka-sauda-na-kar-saka#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 02:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/kabhi-zindgi-ka-sauda-na-kar-saka
  • Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker...
  • Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum, Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai...
  • Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili,Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili, Kyu Har Khushi Humse Khafa Mili, Jhuthi Muskan Liye...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/kabhi-zindgi-ka-sauda-na-kar-saka/feed 0