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Politics SMS / text messages

politics sms / text messages

  1. -Dwight Morrow

    Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
    surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
    -Dwight Morrow

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  2. Benazir aae gi,

    Benazir aae gi,
    Kapre dilae gi,
    Bhookay ko khana khilae gi,
    Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi,
    .
    .
    .
    Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi,
    Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi

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  3. Character Actor:Musharraf

    On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
    “The return of phoolan devi”,
    Directed by Condi Rice,
    Scripted in London &
    Produced by GHQ.
    Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
    Character Actor:Musharraf
    Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
    Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
    Dancer: Sherry,
    Music: MQM
    &
    Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

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  4. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

    Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.
    Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
    here I wil make a million People happy.
    Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
    make my whole country happy.
    Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
    I will make the whole world happy!

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  5. become lovers of wisdom.

    Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
    lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
    or the holders of power…
    become lovers of wisdom.

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  6. Those who are too smart

    Those who are too smart
    to engage in politics
    are punished by being governed
    by those who are dumber.

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  7. The one that”s out always looks the best.

    The more you read and
    observe about this Politics thing,
    you got to admit that each party
    is worse than the other.
    The one that”s out always looks the best.

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  8. Government is like a baby.

    Government is like a baby.
    An alimentary canal with
    a big appetite at one end
    and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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  9. A good leader is a person

    A good leader is a person
    who takes a little more than
    his share of the blame
    and
    a little less than his share of the credit.

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  10. when doing their jobs right.

    Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
    they go practically unnoticed
    when doing their jobs right.

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