Category: politics sms
Politics SMS jokes messages / politicians sms collection in hindi, urdu and english
Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy, Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,…
Kisi ki yaad merey aas paas rehti hai,
Kisi ki yaad merey aas paas rehti hai, Barey dinon sey tabiyat udaas Rehti hai….
Geenay Do Musharaf“
Pahlay Aata mill Jata tha…. * * Ab Aatay k Leay Line banany party ha…….
Devils went to Court to Prove
Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy…
Politics is the gentle art
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from…
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,…
Bus yehi chund khiyalaat liye
bus yehi chund khiyalaat liye teri yadoon ki mehak sath liye akser hum door khuwaboo…
yeah SMS sirf apko khush krnay k leay bhaija ha.
yeah SMS sirf apko khush krnay k leay bhaija ha. Es k miltay he mobile…
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf…
when doing their jobs right.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,
Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum, Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai…
Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota
Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota Chot Lagti to Beshak ye Fanah hota Par…
“ yeh altaf bhai kaun hai?“
IBLESS Went To Court To Prove That He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy…
Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen, Ab new quomi tarana Musharraf sir zameen shad baad, Kishwar-e-Haseen…
A good leader is a person
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of…
Kab Mene Kaha
Kab Mene Kaha Sona Chandi Chahiey Bas Apke Dil Me Ek Chhota Sa Kona Chahiey…
Wo Ghadi Kuch Khaas Thi
Wo Ghadi Kuch Khaas Thi Jab Mout Khadi Mere Paas Thi Phir Bhi Maine Roki…
chaudry azzab elahhi gujrat
talash gumshuda naam . chaudry shujaat hussain bolney aur dekhne sa mazoor hi zahni tawazun…
Musharaf has been given
Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been…
Government is like a baby.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end…
Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili,
Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili, Kyu Har Khushi Humse Khafa Mili, Jhuthi Muskan Liye…
Gunah karke saza se darte hain,
Gunah karke saza se darte hain, zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain, dushmano ke…
Sadar-e-Pakistan
Sadar-e-Pakistan Perwaiz Musharaf Khudkush Hamlay main *HALLAK* . . . Honay Walon Ko 5 ‘…
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo…
The one that”s out always looks the best.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that…
Do chaar lafz bol ker
Do chaar lafz bol ker mein chup ho gaya Wo muskura ke boli bohot bolte…
Apki chahat humari
Apki chahat humari kahani he, Ye kahani is waqt ki maherbani he, Hamari maut ka…
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it…
Those who are too smart
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by…
Akhir selection humara hota he
Wo kehte he humari shayari churai hui hoti he Yun to net par sms ka…
Pahle Chitthi ke badle taar aata tha
Pahle Chitthi ke badle taar aata tha ek bulawe par mera yaar aata tha Ab…
Humra-Khuwab
Humra-Khuwab “Bhokaa“ “Nangaa“ “Punjab“ Har Qadam, “Khud Kushi Ki Janib“ Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai…
A promising young man
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising…
become lovers of wisdom.
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold…
AKHRI BAR MILNE KI HASRAT HAI MAGAR
AKHRI BAR MILNE KI HASRAT HAI MAGAR TUM SE KUCH IS KE SIWA AB NAHIN…
Kuch Fasle sirf ankho se hote hai,
Kuch Fasle sirf ankho se hote hai, Dil ke fasle to bato me hote hai…
sab k lye hogai mushkil khari
Dil main mery hai dard-e-bhutto , Darde bhutto… Dil mey mery hai darde bhutto! Wo…
but your friends will kill you.
In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion…
Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai
Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata…
Koi Hasna Bhool jata hai ..!
Ek Tere Rooth Jane se..! kiisi ko kuch nahi hota..!! Phool bhi Mehakte hain ..!!…
phir kon bach jayega?
agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR & SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye…
I don’t make jokes.
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Character Actor:Musharraf
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! “The return of phoolan devi”, Directed by…
The scarcer it becomes.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it…
Samjha Lo apny dil ko pyar na kery
Samjha Lo apny dil ko pyar na kery Meri Filtrat hai Bewafai Izhar na kery…
Kehte he har baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati
Kehte he har baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati Apno ko bhi batai nahi jati…
sheikh:no on grass five times.
sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much? girl: 500 on bed 200 on sofa and 100…
Benazir aae gi,
Benazir aae gi, Kapre dilae gi, Bhookay ko khana khilae gi, Bay ghar ko makan…
Mushraf ki niyat
Mushraf ki niyat “Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty…
Kabhi ye phool jaisy hai,
Kabhi ye phool jaisy hai, Kabhi ye dhool jaisy hai, Kabhi ye chaand jaisy hai,…
Kabhi zindgi ka sauda na kar saka
Kabhi zindgi ka sauda na kar saka Uski yadoko dilse juda na kar saka Use…
Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sath
Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sath , Zindagi badalti hai Mohhabt k sath , Mohabbat…
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not,…
Dwight Morrow
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents…
Aik tumharay roath janay se,
Aik tumharay roath janay se, Kisi ko kuch nahe hota , Phool bhi mahaktay hain,…
Aaj rutha hua ek dost yad aya,
Aaj rutha hua ek dost yad aya, accha gujzra hua kuch waqt yad aya, jo…
This offer is only valid 4 Karachi.
Play the real ‘COUNTER STRIKE’: For the First time in Pakistan! Free for all.. Just…
The word ‘politics’
The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘tics’,…
A promising young man
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising…
Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti
Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti Sath…
Teri Duniya Se Bahut Dur Chale Jayenge
Teri Duniya Se Bahut Dur Chale Jayenge Teri Hansti Ankho Me Aansu Chhod Jayenge Aaj…
WIFE: kul 3 bar.
MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho? WIFE: kul 3 bar. MINSTR:…
Politics, it seems to me,
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with…
Pakistani Courser:
Pakistani Courser: MBBS:Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies CAT:Career In Alqaeda & Taliban IIT:Islamic Institute of…
Kismat pur aitbar kisko hai,
Kismat pur aitbar kisko hai, Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai, Kuch mazboorian hain mere…
Wafa ka naam na lo yaron,
Wafa ka naam na lo yaron, Wafa dil ko dukahati hai. Wafa ka naam lete…
Asif zardari and coca cola
Asif zardari ne Islmabad men Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi or…
We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of…
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker…
Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay,
Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay, Ankhon mai yadon ki nami chor jaingey, Dhondte…
Ankho me rahne walo ko yad nahi karte
Ankho me rahne walo ko yad nahi karte Dilme rahne walonki bat nahi karte Hamari…
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay…
I offer my opponents a bargain:
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I…
Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,
Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main…
Koi gham pade toh hamein yaad karnaa….
Koi gham pade toh hamein yaad karnaa…. zindagi bhar saath denge aetbaar karnaa…. yaad kaRna…
Apni to zindgi hi ajeeb kahani he
Apni to zindgi hi ajeeb kahani he jis chiz ko chaha vo begani he haste…
1 Anokhi Dua
1 Anokhi Dua Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan… Aapki Zindagi Se…
Some men change their party
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles…