politics sms / text messages

Teri Duniya Se Bahut Dur Chale Jayenge
Teri Hansti Ankho Me Aansu Chhod Jayenge
Aaj Aap Humse Tang Ho
Aur 1 Din Tang Hone Ko Taras Jayenge

Mushraf ki niyat
“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”

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”MQM”
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All cheat codes activated!!
This offer is only valid 4 Karachi.

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

Aik tumharay roath janay se,
Kisi ko kuch nahe hota ,
Phool bhi mahaktay hain,
Rang bhi damaktay hain,
Soraj bhi nikalta hain,
Taray bhi chamaktay hain,
LIKIN itna zaroor hota hai,
Aik teray roath janay se
KOI HANSNA BHOOL JATA HAI.

Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times.

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili,
Kyu Har Khushi Humse Khafa Mili,
Jhuthi Muskan Liye Dard Chupate Rahe,
Sacha Pyar Krne Ki Kya Khub SAZA Mili

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sath ,
Zindagi badalti hai Mohhabt k sath ,
Mohabbat nahi badalti apnok sath ,
Bus apne badal jatay
hain Waqt k sath.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

Kehte he har baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati
Apno ko bhi batai nahi jati
Par dost tum mere dil ka AINA ho
Aur AINE se koi bat chhupai nhijati

Ishq ne hume Rula Diya
Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya
hum to unki yadon mein hi jee laitay,
magar unhone to yaadon mein hi ZEHER mila diya

Wafa ka naam na lo yaron,
Wafa dil ko dukahati hai.
Wafa ka naam lete hi,
hume ek bewafa ki yaad Aati hai

Kisi ki yaad merey aas paas rehti hai,
Barey dinon sey tabiyat udaas Rehti hai.
Bichar gaya hai magar,dil yeh manta hi nahi.
Na janey kioon terey milney ki aas rehti hai,
Chura k dil agar woh chal diya to herat kion.
Khushi yahaan humesha kis key paas rehti hai