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  1. Ankho me rahne walo ko yad nahi karte
    Dilme rahne walonki bat nahi karte
    Hamari to ruhme bas gay ho ap
    Tabhito milneki fariyad nahi karte

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  2. I don’t make jokes.
    I just watch the
    government
    and
    report the facts

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  3. Tare asman me chamkte hai
    Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai
    Hum bhi kitne nadan hai
    Aap dil me rehte hai
    or hum apse milne ko tarste hai

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  4. Koi gham pade toh hamein yaad karnaa….
    zindagi bhar saath denge aetbaar karnaa….
    yaad kaRna toh hamaari aadat hai…
    gar hichkiyaan aayein toh hamein maaf karnaa

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  5. Bad officials
    are elected
    by
    good citizens
    who do not vote.

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  6. Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
    Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,
    Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
    Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai.

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  7. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
    “Dard-e-bhutto”
    “Dard-e-bhutto”
    Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
    hui thi wo election main khari,,
    na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
    hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
    Dil main hay mere
    “”Dard-e-Bhutto””
    “”Dard-e-Bhutto””
    ha koi muqabla karne wala

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  8. Government is like a baby.
    An alimentary canal with
    a big appetite at one end
    and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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  9. On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
    “The return of phoolan devi”,
    Directed by Condi Rice,
    Scripted in London &
    Produced by GHQ.
    Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
    Character Actor:Musharraf
    Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
    Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
    Dancer: Sherry,
    Music: MQM
    &
    Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

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  10. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.
    Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
    here I wil make a million People happy.
    Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
    make my whole country happy.
    Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
    I will make the whole world happy!

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  11. Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
    The higher up you go,
    the scarcer it becomes.

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  12. Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
    ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,
    ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
    Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:

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  13. Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay,
    Ankhon mai yadon ki nami chor jaingey,
    Dhondte phiro gay hamain 1 din,
    Zindagi mai eik aisi kami chor jayengay

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  14. Considering his achievements
    of creating shortage of
    wheat
    gas
    power
    sugar
    water
    Musharaf has been given
    the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

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  15. Pyar me maut se darta kaun hai
    Pyar ho jaata hai karta kaun hai
    Aap jaise yar par dunia qurban
    Aur aap puchte ho ki hum pe marta kaun hai

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  16. A good leader is a person
    who takes a little more than
    his share of the blame
    and
    a little less than his share of the credit.

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  17. Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it whether it exists or not,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedy.

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  18. Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai
    Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata hai
    Koi sab kuch keh ker mohabbat jata-ta hai
    Tou koi kuch na keh ker Mohabbat Nibhata hai

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  19. Pahle Chitthi ke badle taar aata tha
    ek bulawe par mera yaar aata tha
    Ab padke delete karte hai mere msg ko
    kabhi har msg ka jawaab aata tha

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  20. 1 Anokhi Dua
    Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
    Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
    Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
    Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili
    Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
    or
    Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

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  21. Gunah karke saza se darte hain,
    zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain,
    dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi,
    hum toh doston ki wafa se darte hain

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  22. AKHRI BAR MILNE KI HASRAT HAI MAGAR
    TUM SE KUCH IS KE SIWA AB NAHIN KEHNA MUJH KO,
    MUJH KO JATE HOE AWAZ NA DYNA HARGUZ,
    DEKHNA AUR FAQAT DEKHTE REHNA MUJHKO!

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  23. Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
    surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
    -Dwight Morrow

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