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><channel><title>SMS Jan &#187; MUNNA bhai sms</title> <atom:link href="http://smsjan.com/category/munna-bhai-sms/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://smsjan.com</link> <description>SMS jokes &#38; text messages in english, hindi &#38; urdu</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:14:09 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>Oye, maar gayay yaar.</title><link>http://smsjan.com/oye-maar-gayay-yaar</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/oye-maar-gayay-yaar#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:57:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MUNNA bhai sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/oye-maar-gayay-yaar</guid> <description><![CDATA[MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/oye-maar-gayay-yaar/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Aye Mamu</title><link>http://smsjan.com/aye-mamu</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/aye-mamu#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:57:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MUNNA bhai sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/aye-mamu</guid> <description><![CDATA[CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/aye-mamu/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele</title><link>http://smsjan.com/abhi-bole-to-bhai-ko-tere-sms-nahi-aarele</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/abhi-bole-to-bhai-ko-tere-sms-nahi-aarele#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:56:58 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MUNNA bhai sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/abhi-bole-to-bhai-ko-tere-sms-nahi-aarele</guid> <description><![CDATA[Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/abhi-bole-to-bhai-ko-tere-sms-nahi-aarele/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Miss to karega</title><link>http://smsjan.com/miss-to-karega</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/miss-to-karega#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:56:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MUNNA bhai sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/miss-to-karega</guid> <description><![CDATA[Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/miss-to-karega/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>EXam’s song by Munna bhai:</title><link>http://smsjan.com/exam%e2%80%99s-song-by-munna-bhai</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/exam%e2%80%99s-song-by-munna-bhai#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:46:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MUNNA bhai sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/exam%e2%80%99s-song-by-munna-bhai</guid> <description><![CDATA[EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/exam%e2%80%99s-song-by-munna-bhai/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,</title><link>http://smsjan.com/chand-toh-raat-ko-nikalta-hai</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/chand-toh-raat-ko-nikalta-hai#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 08:53:41 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MUNNA bhai sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/chand-toh-raat-ko-nikalta-hai</guid> <description><![CDATA[MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/chand-toh-raat-ko-nikalta-hai/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>who apnay chain pechan lega</title><link>http://smsjan.com/who-apnay-chain-pechan-lega</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/who-apnay-chain-pechan-lega#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:14:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MUNNA bhai sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/who-apnay-chain-pechan-lega</guid> <description><![CDATA[CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/who-apnay-chain-pechan-lega/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Chal ludak le..</title><link>http://smsjan.com/chal-ludak-le-2</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/chal-ludak-le-2#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:11:54 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MUNNA bhai sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/chal-ludak-le-2</guid> <description><![CDATA[Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
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