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><channel><title>SMS Jan &#187; MISC SMS</title> <atom:link href="http://smsjan.com/category/misc-sms/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://smsjan.com</link> <description>SMS jokes &#38; text messages in english, hindi &#38; urdu</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:14:09 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>Men ,and women are limited</title><link>http://smsjan.com/men-and-women-are-limited</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/men-and-women-are-limited#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 09:13:25 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/men-and-women-are-limited</guid> <description><![CDATA[Men ,and women are limited
Not by the place of birth,
not by the colour of skin,
not by the circumstances
.BUT BY THE SIZE OF THEIR OWN THINKING
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/men-and-women-are-limited/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Yaade”</title><link>http://smsjan.com/yaade%e2%80%9d</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/yaade%e2%80%9d#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 04:27:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/yaade%e2%80%9d</guid> <description><![CDATA[Ek Din Maine DIL se pucha
“Vaade” or
“Yaade”
in me kya Fark
hai ?
Jawab mila “Vaade” Insaan
Todta hai,
or
“Yaaden” Insaan
ko tod deti hain…
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/yaade%e2%80%9d/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>“Be sweet as honey,</title><link>http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9cbe-sweet-as-honey</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9cbe-sweet-as-honey#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:58:16 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9cbe-sweet-as-honey</guid> <description><![CDATA[If u ever want to SUCCESS in your life;
“Be sweet as honey,
Be regular as CLOCK,
Be fresh as ROSE,
Be soft as TISSUE, and
Be strong as ROCK”
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9cbe-sweet-as-honey/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>between 2 eyes</title><link>http://smsjan.com/between-2-eyes</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/between-2-eyes#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:57:21 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/between-2-eyes</guid> <description><![CDATA[The best relation ever is
between 2 eyes
they blink 2gether
moov 2gether
C 2gether
cry 2gether
sleep 2gether
STILL they never c
eachother..
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/between-2-eyes/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>NEWS ALERT!</title><link>http://smsjan.com/news-alert-2</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/news-alert-2#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:57:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/news-alert-2</guid> <description><![CDATA[NEWS ALERT!
Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai
jo bohut beautiful hai,
tum mut ghabrana Q k
na to tum insan ho na beautiful,
problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/news-alert-2/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,</title><link>http://smsjan.com/tum-apun-ko-itna-sms-karta-hai</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/tum-apun-ko-itna-sms-karta-hai#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:56:58 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/tum-apun-ko-itna-sms-karta-hai</guid> <description><![CDATA[Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/tum-apun-ko-itna-sms-karta-hai/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Shahrukh khan”</title><link>http://smsjan.com/shahrukh-khan%e2%80%9d</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/shahrukh-khan%e2%80%9d#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:56:56 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/shahrukh-khan%e2%80%9d</guid> <description><![CDATA[Meri
Or
“Shahrukh khan”
ki 1 hi adat same hai.
Guess, what?
?
?
?
Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/shahrukh-khan%e2%80%9d/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To</title><link>http://smsjan.com/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya-to</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya-to#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:46:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya-to</guid> <description><![CDATA[SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya-to/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Aakir dard hi toh HUMDARD hota hai.</title><link>http://smsjan.com/aakir-dard-hi-toh-humdard-hota-hai</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/aakir-dard-hi-toh-humdard-hota-hai#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 09:20:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/aakir-dard-hi-toh-humdard-hota-hai</guid> <description><![CDATA[Dard ko na dekho dard se..
Dard ko bhi dard hota hai..
Dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki..
Aakir dard hi toh HUMDARD hota hai.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/aakir-dard-hi-toh-humdard-hota-hai/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>joh sirf Humse karte he</title><link>http://smsjan.com/joh-sirf-humse-karte-he</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/joh-sirf-humse-karte-he#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 08:53:41 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/joh-sirf-humse-karte-he</guid> <description><![CDATA[Khuda salamat rakhe unko jo humse Nafrat karte he
Pyar na sahi, Nafrat hi sahi,
Kuch toh hai
joh sirf Humse karte he
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/joh-sirf-humse-karte-he/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Twinkle Twinkle little star</title><link>http://smsjan.com/twinkle-twinkle-little-star</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/twinkle-twinkle-little-star#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:14:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/twinkle-twinkle-little-star</guid> <description><![CDATA[Twinkle Twinkle little star
Life is friendship aur thoda sa pyar
Enjoy life k din he char
I miss u hamesha so keep smiling yar
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/twinkle-twinkle-little-star/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>“REAL STAR”</title><link>http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9creal-star%e2%80%9d</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9creal-star%e2%80%9d#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:11:54 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9creal-star%e2%80%9d</guid> <description><![CDATA[Life is 5 star
Mother is top star
Father is king star
Teacher is Ultimate star
Lover is action star
But A friend is the
“REAL STAR”
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9creal-star%e2%80%9d/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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