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		<title>“Be sweet as honey,</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If u ever want to SUCCESS in your life; “Be sweet as honey, Be regular as CLOCK, Be fresh as ROSE, Be soft as TISSUE, and Be strong as ROCK” No related SMS.
No related SMS.]]></description>
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		<title>between 2 eyes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best relation ever is between 2 eyes they blink 2gether moov 2gether C 2gether cry 2gether sleep 2gether STILL they never c eachother.. No related SMS.
No related SMS.]]></description>
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		<title>NEWS ALERT!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEWS ALERT! Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai jo bohut beautiful hai, tum mut ghabrana Q k na to tum insan ho na beautiful, problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon No related SMS.
No related SMS.]]></description>
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		<title>Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/tum-apun-ko-itna-sms-karta-hai</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/tum-apun-ko-itna-sms-karta-hai#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai, Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai, Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai, Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai Related SMS: Shahrukh khan”Meri Or “Shahrukh khan” ki 1 hi adat same hai. Guess, what? ? ? ?...
Related SMS:<ol>
<li><a href='http://smsjan.com/shahrukh-khan%e2%80%9d' rel='bookmark' title='Shahrukh khan”'>Shahrukh khan”</a><small>Meri Or “Shahrukh khan” ki 1 hi adat same hai. Guess, what? ? ? ?...</small></li>
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		<title>Shahrukh khan”</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/shahrukh-khan%e2%80%9d</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/shahrukh-khan%e2%80%9d#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meri Or “Shahrukh khan” ki 1 hi adat same hai. Guess, what? ? ? ? Na me usay SMS karta hon, na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay Related SMS: Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai, Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,...
Related SMS:<ol>
<li><a href='http://smsjan.com/tum-apun-ko-itna-sms-karta-hai' rel='bookmark' title='Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,'>Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,</a><small>Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai, Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,...</small></li>
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		<title>Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya-to</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/agar-koi-student-girls-hostel-me-gaya-to#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time 200 3 Time 500 Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?” No related SMS.
No related SMS.]]></description>
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		<title>Aakir dard hi toh HUMDARD hota hai.</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/aakir-dard-hi-toh-humdard-hota-hai</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/aakir-dard-hi-toh-humdard-hota-hai#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dard ko na dekho dard se.. Dard ko bhi dard hota hai.. Dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki.. Aakir dard hi toh HUMDARD hota hai. No related SMS.
No related SMS.]]></description>
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		<title>joh sirf Humse karte he</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/joh-sirf-humse-karte-he</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/joh-sirf-humse-karte-he#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Khuda salamat rakhe unko jo humse Nafrat karte he Pyar na sahi, Nafrat hi sahi, Kuch toh hai joh sirf Humse karte he No related SMS.
No related SMS.]]></description>
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		<title>Twinkle Twinkle little star</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/twinkle-twinkle-little-star</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/twinkle-twinkle-little-star#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twinkle Twinkle little star Life is friendship aur thoda sa pyar Enjoy life k din he char I miss u hamesha so keep smiling yar Related SMS: “REAL STAR”Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate...
Related SMS:<ol>
<li><a href='http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9creal-star%e2%80%9d' rel='bookmark' title='“REAL STAR”'>“REAL STAR”</a><small>Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate...</small></li>
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		<title>“REAL STAR”</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9creal-star%e2%80%9d</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9creal-star%e2%80%9d#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate star Lover is action star But A friend is the “REAL STAR” Related SMS: Twinkle Twinkle little starTwinkle Twinkle little star Life is friendship aur thoda sa pyar Enjoy life k din...
Related SMS:<ol>
<li><a href='http://smsjan.com/twinkle-twinkle-little-star' rel='bookmark' title='Twinkle Twinkle little star'>Twinkle Twinkle little star</a><small>Twinkle Twinkle little star Life is friendship aur thoda sa pyar Enjoy life k din...</small></li>
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		<title>Men ,and women are limited</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/men-and-women-are-limited</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/men-and-women-are-limited#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men ,and women are limited Not by the place of birth, not by the colour of skin, not by the circumstances .BUT BY THE SIZE OF THEIR OWN THINKING No related SMS.
No related SMS.]]></description>
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		<title>Yaade”</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/yaade%e2%80%9d</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/yaade%e2%80%9d#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[MISC SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek Din Maine DIL se pucha “Vaade” or “Yaade” in me kya Fark hai ? Jawab mila “Vaade” Insaan Todta hai, or “Yaaden” Insaan ko tod deti hain… No related SMS.
No related SMS.]]></description>
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