http://smsjan.com SMS jokes & text messages in english, hindi & urdu Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:13:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://smsjan.com/marriage-is-like-going-to http://smsjan.com/marriage-is-like-going-to#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/marriage-is-like-going-to

The days after marriage!Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The...

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

Man shows his marriage certificateMan at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his...

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The days after marriage!Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The...

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 waitBefore Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me...

]]> http://smsjan.com/love-marriage-vs-arranged/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/the-days-after-marriage http://smsjan.com/the-days-after-marriage#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/the-days-after-marriage

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

Man shows his marriage certificateMan at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his...

During Marriage ceremonyQ: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:...

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Man to MARRY 2 Women.Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you...

last two words in: “Yes dear”Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future...

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Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

During Marriage ceremonyQ: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:...

During Marriage ceremonyQ: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:...

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The days after marriage!Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The...

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

Man shows his marriage certificateMan at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his...

]]> http://smsjan.com/man-before-marriage-is-like-airtel%e2%80%a6/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/before-marriage http://smsjan.com/before-marriage#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/before-marriage

The days after marriage!Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The...

Man shows his marriage certificateMan at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his...

During Marriage ceremonyQ: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:...

]]> http://smsjan.com/before-marriage/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/before-marriage-after-marriage http://smsjan.com/before-marriage-after-marriage#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/before-marriage-after-marriage

The days after marriage!Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The...

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

Man shows his marriage certificateMan at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his...

]]> http://smsjan.com/before-marriage-after-marriage/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/a-little-kid-asks-his-dad http://smsjan.com/a-little-kid-asks-his-dad#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/a-little-kid-asks-his-dad

Because married men are more obedient.Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend...

but I was in love and didnt notice.After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool...

Fault 4 a little boyTelling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an...

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Man to MARRY 2 Women.Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you...

but I was in love and didnt notice.After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool...

Why do we all marry?Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We...

]]> http://smsjan.com/last-two-words-in-%e2%80%9cyes-dear%e2%80%9d/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/man-to-marry-2-women http://smsjan.com/man-to-marry-2-women#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/man-to-marry-2-women

last two words in: “Yes dear”Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future...

Why do we all marry?Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We...

]]> http://smsjan.com/man-to-marry-2-women/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/some-people-ask-the-secret http://smsjan.com/some-people-ask-the-secret#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/some-people-ask-the-secret

Only true friends stand by uOnly true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur...

True relatives alwaysTrue relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your...

Marriage is like going toMarriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look...

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True relatives alwaysTrue relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your...

Some people ask the secretSome people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to...

]]> http://smsjan.com/only-true-friends-stand-by-u/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/man-shows-his-marriage-certificate http://smsjan.com/man-shows-his-marriage-certificate#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/man-shows-his-marriage-certificate

The days after marriage!Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The...

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

During Marriage ceremonyQ: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:...

]]> http://smsjan.com/man-shows-his-marriage-certificate/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/a-blind-wife-and-a-deaf-husband http://smsjan.com/a-blind-wife-and-a-deaf-husband#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/a-blind-wife-and-a-deaf-husband

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

but I was in love and didnt notice.After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool...

During Marriage ceremonyQ: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:...

]]> http://smsjan.com/a-blind-wife-and-a-deaf-husband/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/because-married-men-are-more-obedient http://smsjan.com/because-married-men-are-more-obedient#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:13:07 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/because-married-men-are-more-obedient

but I was in love and didnt notice.After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool...

Fault 4 a little boyTelling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an...

A little kid asks his Dad,A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”...

]]> http://smsjan.com/because-married-men-are-more-obedient/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/but-i-was-in-love-and-didnt-notice http://smsjan.com/but-i-was-in-love-and-didnt-notice#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:13:07 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/but-i-was-in-love-and-didnt-notice

LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGEDIt’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide...

A little kid asks his Dad,A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”...

]]> http://smsjan.com/but-i-was-in-love-and-didnt-notice/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/what-is-marriage http://smsjan.com/what-is-marriage#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:13:05 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/what-is-marriage

The days after marriage!Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The...

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

Man shows his marriage certificateMan at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his...

]]> http://smsjan.com/what-is-marriage/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/shadi-kernay-aur-mobile http://smsjan.com/shadi-kernay-aur-mobile#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/shadi-kernay-aur-mobile http://smsjan.com/shadi-kernay-aur-mobile/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/the-equation-of-marriage http://smsjan.com/the-equation-of-marriage#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/the-equation-of-marriage

The days after marriage!Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The...

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

Man shows his marriage certificateMan at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his...

]]> http://smsjan.com/the-equation-of-marriage/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/during-marriage-ceremony-2 http://smsjan.com/during-marriage-ceremony-2#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:13:18 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/during-marriage-ceremony-2

The days after marriage!Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The...

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 waitBefore Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me...

]]> http://smsjan.com/during-marriage-ceremony-2/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/a-person-who-surrenders-even-if-he%e2%80%99s-right http://smsjan.com/a-person-who-surrenders-even-if-he%e2%80%99s-right#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:13:05 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/a-person-who-surrenders-even-if-he%e2%80%99s-right http://smsjan.com/a-person-who-surrenders-even-if-he%e2%80%99s-right/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/when-a-man-holds-a-woman-hands%e2%80%9d http://smsjan.com/when-a-man-holds-a-woman-hands%e2%80%9d#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/when-a-man-holds-a-woman-hands%e2%80%9d

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 waitBefore Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me...

During Marriage ceremonyQ: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:...

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A Blind wife and a deaf husband.A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de...

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Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

Only true friends stand by uOnly true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur...

During Marriage ceremonyQ: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:...

]]> http://smsjan.com/true-relatives-always/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/doctor-no-but-the-thought-of-long-life-will-never-come http://smsjan.com/doctor-no-but-the-thought-of-long-life-will-never-come#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:13:22 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/doctor-no-but-the-thought-of-long-life-will-never-come

Because married men are more obedient.Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend...

but I was in love and didnt notice.After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool...

Fault 4 a little boyTelling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an...

]]> http://smsjan.com/doctor-no-but-the-thought-of-long-life-will-never-come/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/my-marriage-is-made-of-trust http://smsjan.com/my-marriage-is-made-of-trust#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/my-marriage-is-made-of-trust

The days after marriage!Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The...

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

Because married men are more obedient.Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend...

]]> http://smsjan.com/my-marriage-is-made-of-trust/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/during-marriage-ceremony http://smsjan.com/during-marriage-ceremony#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/during-marriage-ceremony

The days after marriage!Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The...

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 waitBefore Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me...

]]> http://smsjan.com/during-marriage-ceremony/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/fault-4-a-little-boy http://smsjan.com/fault-4-a-little-boy#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/fault-4-a-little-boy

Because married men are more obedient.Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend...

but I was in love and didnt notice.After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool...

A little kid asks his Dad,A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”...

]]> http://smsjan.com/fault-4-a-little-boy/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/first-marriage http://smsjan.com/first-marriage#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/first-marriage

The days after marriage!Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The...

Before marriage:Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After...

Man shows his marriage certificateMan at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his...

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