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><channel><title>SMS Jan &#187; Marriage SMS</title> <atom:link href="http://smsjan.com/category/marriage-sms/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://smsjan.com</link> <description>SMS jokes &#38; text messages in english, hindi &#38; urdu</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:14:09 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>First marriage</title><link>http://smsjan.com/first-marriage</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/first-marriage#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:13:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/first-marriage</guid> <description><![CDATA[First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/first-marriage/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Marriage is like going to</title><link>http://smsjan.com/marriage-is-like-going-to</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/marriage-is-like-going-to#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 09:13:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/marriage-is-like-going-to</guid> <description><![CDATA[Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/marriage-is-like-going-to/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED</title><link>http://smsjan.com/love-marriage-vs-arranged</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/love-marriage-vs-arranged#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:13:24 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/love-marriage-vs-arranged</guid> <description><![CDATA[It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/love-marriage-vs-arranged/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>The days after marriage!</title><link>http://smsjan.com/the-days-after-marriage</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/the-days-after-marriage#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:13:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/the-days-after-marriage</guid> <description><![CDATA[Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/the-days-after-marriage/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Why do we all marry?</title><link>http://smsjan.com/why-do-we-all-marry</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/why-do-we-all-marry#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:13:24 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/why-do-we-all-marry</guid> <description><![CDATA[Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity &#038; tragedy of LIFE.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/why-do-we-all-marry/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait</title><link>http://smsjan.com/he-yes-atlast-it-was-so-hard-2-wait</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/he-yes-atlast-it-was-so-hard-2-wait#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 09:13:24 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/he-yes-atlast-it-was-so-hard-2-wait</guid> <description><![CDATA[Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/he-yes-atlast-it-was-so-hard-2-wait/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Man before Marriage is like Airtel….</title><link>http://smsjan.com/man-before-marriage-is-like-airtel%e2%80%a6</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/man-before-marriage-is-like-airtel%e2%80%a6#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/man-before-marriage-is-like-airtel%e2%80%a6</guid> <description><![CDATA[Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/man-before-marriage-is-like-airtel%e2%80%a6/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Before marriage:</title><link>http://smsjan.com/before-marriage</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/before-marriage#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/before-marriage</guid> <description><![CDATA[Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/before-marriage/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Before marriage &amp; after marriage</title><link>http://smsjan.com/before-marriage-after-marriage</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/before-marriage-after-marriage#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/before-marriage-after-marriage</guid> <description><![CDATA[He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/before-marriage-after-marriage/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>A little kid asks his Dad,</title><link>http://smsjan.com/a-little-kid-asks-his-dad</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/a-little-kid-asks-his-dad#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:13:25 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/a-little-kid-asks-his-dad</guid> <description><![CDATA[A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/a-little-kid-asks-his-dad/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>last two words in: “Yes dear”</title><link>http://smsjan.com/last-two-words-in-%e2%80%9cyes-dear%e2%80%9d</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/last-two-words-in-%e2%80%9cyes-dear%e2%80%9d#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:20:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/last-two-words-in-%e2%80%9cyes-dear%e2%80%9d</guid> <description><![CDATA[Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/last-two-words-in-%e2%80%9cyes-dear%e2%80%9d/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Man to MARRY 2 Women.</title><link>http://smsjan.com/man-to-marry-2-women</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/man-to-marry-2-women#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/man-to-marry-2-women</guid> <description><![CDATA[Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/man-to-marry-2-women/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Some people ask the secret</title><link>http://smsjan.com/some-people-ask-the-secret</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/some-people-ask-the-secret#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:08:02 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/some-people-ask-the-secret</guid> <description><![CDATA[Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/some-people-ask-the-secret/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Only true friends stand by u</title><link>http://smsjan.com/only-true-friends-stand-by-u</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/only-true-friends-stand-by-u#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:07:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/only-true-friends-stand-by-u</guid> <description><![CDATA[Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.Â
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/only-true-friends-stand-by-u/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Man shows his marriage certificate</title><link>http://smsjan.com/man-shows-his-marriage-certificate</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/man-shows-his-marriage-certificate#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/man-shows-his-marriage-certificate</guid> <description><![CDATA[Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/man-shows-his-marriage-certificate/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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