http://smsjan.com SMS jokes & text messages in english, hindi & urdu Mon, 21 May 2012 13:55:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://smsjan.com/sandal-nikalu-kya http://smsjan.com/sandal-nikalu-kya#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 23:13:23 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/sandal-nikalu-kya

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1...

]]> http://smsjan.com/sandal-nikalu-kya/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/teacher-what-a-pair-of-strange-socks-you-are-wearing http://smsjan.com/teacher-what-a-pair-of-strange-socks-you-are-wearing#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 20:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2541

boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacherboy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein?...

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU,TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU:...

]]> http://smsjan.com/teacher-what-a-pair-of-strange-socks-you-are-wearing/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/then-why-r-u-late http://smsjan.com/then-why-r-u-late#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 08:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/then-why-r-u-late

Agar 6 Aya Tou?Bet b/w Boy N Girl Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya...

I close my eyes.Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably...

Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. Boy:Maa baap Girl:Yes Boy:Bhai behan Girl:Yes Boy:Khana...

]]> http://smsjan.com/then-why-r-u-late/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/a-policeman-asks-his-son http://smsjan.com/a-policeman-asks-his-son#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 05:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/a-policeman-asks-his-son

Ja Ander Se Calculator LaSon To Sardar : Papa 5+5 Kitne Hote Hein? Sarar : Ullu Ke Patthe ,...

Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein...

]]> http://smsjan.com/a-policeman-asks-his-son/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/when-words-fail-eyes-speak-2 http://smsjan.com/when-words-fail-eyes-speak-2#comments Sun, 20 May 2012 02:13:24 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/when-words-fail-eyes-speak-2

I close my eyes.Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably...

]]> http://smsjan.com/when-words-fail-eyes-speak-2/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/murga-murgi http://smsjan.com/murga-murgi#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 23:13:24 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2535

Munna Bahi:Munna Bahi: Ari Circuit Boly Tu Ager Bagair Daantaon Ka Kuta Cat Re Lai Tu...

Munabhai-Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo...

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1...

]]> http://smsjan.com/murga-murgi/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/abey-ek-line-mein-bol-tuhje-biwi-chahiye http://smsjan.com/abey-ek-line-mein-bol-tuhje-biwi-chahiye#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 20:13:27 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/abey-ek-line-mein-bol-tuhje-biwi-chahiye

Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena...

Salesman tension me tha.Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho...

]]> http://smsjan.com/abey-ek-line-mein-bol-tuhje-biwi-chahiye/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/teri-aawaz-sunne-ko-jab-hum-taras-jate-hai http://smsjan.com/teri-aawaz-sunne-ko-jab-hum-taras-jate-hai#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 08:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/teri-aawaz-sunne-ko-jab-hum-taras-jate-hai

Salesman tension me tha.Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho...

]]> http://smsjan.com/teri-aawaz-sunne-ko-jab-hum-taras-jate-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/lekin-tere-paasto-hamesha-gun-hoti-hai http://smsjan.com/lekin-tere-paasto-hamesha-gun-hoti-hai#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 05:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2539

Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. Boy:Maa baap Girl:Yes Boy:Bhai behan Girl:Yes Boy:Khana...

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha,Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne...

]]> http://smsjan.com/lekin-tere-paasto-hamesha-gun-hoti-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/abey-saale-khirki-nahi-khul-rahi http://smsjan.com/abey-saale-khirki-nahi-khul-rahi#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 02:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/abey-saale-khirki-nahi-khul-rahi

Wife:main kyun rokun?Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun...

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare...

Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad...

]]> http://smsjan.com/abey-saale-khirki-nahi-khul-rahi/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/salesman-tension-me-tha http://smsjan.com/salesman-tension-me-tha#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 23:13:21 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2538

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti...

Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal...

Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad...

]]> http://smsjan.com/salesman-tension-me-tha/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/darling-tumhe-pata-hai http://smsjan.com/darling-tumhe-pata-hai#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 20:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/darling-tumhe-pata-hai

Wife:main kyun rokun?Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun...

Very SimpleAik Hindu Nay Musalman Say Pocha Hindu Ko Jalate or Musalman Ko Dafnate Kyon Hain?...

Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena...

]]> http://smsjan.com/darling-tumhe-pata-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/apko-sms-kiya-karenge http://smsjan.com/apko-sms-kiya-karenge#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 08:13:29 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/apko-sms-kiya-karenge

Agar 6 Aya Tou?Bet b/w Boy N Girl Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya...

Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte...

aur agar sada muskurana ho to,Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/apko-sms-kiya-karenge/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/tumhe-dekha-toh-laga-kya-maal-hai http://smsjan.com/tumhe-dekha-toh-laga-kya-maal-hai#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 05:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/tumhe-dekha-toh-laga-kya-maal-hai

Darling Tumhe Pata HaiWife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne...

Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte...

Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad...

]]> http://smsjan.com/tumhe-dekha-toh-laga-kya-maal-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/munna-bahi http://smsjan.com/munna-bahi#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 02:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/munna-bahi

Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal...

Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad...

Munabhai-Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo...

]]> http://smsjan.com/munna-bahi/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/ja-ander-se-calculator-la http://smsjan.com/ja-ander-se-calculator-la#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 23:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/ja-ander-se-calculator-la

A Policeman Asks His SonA Policeman Asks His Son ” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?” Ajj Se Tera Khelna...

Son: Dad 5+5, how much?Son: Dad 5+5, how much? Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get...

boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacherboy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein?...

]]> http://smsjan.com/ja-ander-se-calculator-la/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/man-sir-my-wife-is-missing http://smsjan.com/man-sir-my-wife-is-missing#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 20:13:28 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2533

Darling Tumhe Pata HaiWife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne...

Wife:main kyun rokun?Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun...

Ja Ander Se Calculator LaSon To Sardar : Papa 5+5 Kitne Hote Hein? Sarar : Ullu Ke Patthe ,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/man-sir-my-wife-is-missing/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/ek-aadmi-ki-wife-ka-rang-kaala-thha http://smsjan.com/ek-aadmi-ki-wife-ka-rang-kaala-thha#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 08:13:27 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2530

Wife:main kyun rokun?Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun...

Advantages of a House Wife:Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of...

Wife: There is an earthquake ,Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do...

]]> http://smsjan.com/ek-aadmi-ki-wife-ka-rang-kaala-thha/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9ci-am-bond-james-bond%e2%80%9d http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9ci-am-bond-james-bond%e2%80%9d#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 05:13:24 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9ci-am-bond-james-bond%e2%80%9d http://smsjan.com/%e2%80%9ci-am-bond-james-bond%e2%80%9d/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/aur-agar-sada-muskurana-ho-to http://smsjan.com/aur-agar-sada-muskurana-ho-to#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 02:13:24 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/aur-agar-sada-muskurana-ho-to

Agar 6 Aya Tou?Bet b/w Boy N Girl Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya...

]]> http://smsjan.com/aur-agar-sada-muskurana-ho-to/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/boy-girl-of-5th-class-asking-there-teacher http://smsjan.com/boy-girl-of-5th-class-asking-there-teacher#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 23:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2529

Agar 6 Aya Tou?Bet b/w Boy N Girl Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya...

Then Why R U Late?AClass Girl Comes Late To Professor: Why R U Late? Girl: A Boy Was Following...

I close my eyes.Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably...

]]> http://smsjan.com/boy-girl-of-5th-class-asking-there-teacher/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/main-tere-liye-sab-kuch-chhod-dungi http://smsjan.com/main-tere-liye-sab-kuch-chhod-dungi#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 20:13:27 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/main-tere-liye-sab-kuch-chhod-dungi

Agar 6 Aya Tou?Bet b/w Boy N Girl Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya...

Wife:main kyun rokun?Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun...

Then Why R U Late?AClass Girl Comes Late To Professor: Why R U Late? Girl: A Boy Was Following...

]]> http://smsjan.com/main-tere-liye-sab-kuch-chhod-dungi/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/munabhai http://smsjan.com/munabhai#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 08:13:27 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2532

Munna Bahi:Munna Bahi: Ari Circuit Boly Tu Ager Bagair Daantaon Ka Kuta Cat Re Lai Tu...

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri...

Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein...

]]> http://smsjan.com/munabhai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/uski-aankhe-toh-sagar-se-bhi-gaheri-hai http://smsjan.com/uski-aankhe-toh-sagar-se-bhi-gaheri-hai#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 05:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/uski-aankhe-toh-sagar-se-bhi-gaheri-hai

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti...

Munabhai-Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo...

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1...

]]> http://smsjan.com/uski-aankhe-toh-sagar-se-bhi-gaheri-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/punjab-police http://smsjan.com/punjab-police#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 02:13:24 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2531

Man: Sir, my wife is missingMan: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye...

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1...

]]> http://smsjan.com/punjab-police/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/wifechalo-na-kahin-chalte-hai http://smsjan.com/wifechalo-na-kahin-chalte-hai#comments Tue, 15 May 2012 23:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2536

Darling Tumhe Pata HaiWife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne...

Wife:main kyun rokun?Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun...

Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena...

]]> http://smsjan.com/wifechalo-na-kahin-chalte-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/kya-hua-jo-hamari-girlfriend-nahi http://smsjan.com/kya-hua-jo-hamari-girlfriend-nahi#comments Tue, 15 May 2012 20:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/kya-hua-jo-hamari-girlfriend-nahi

Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena...

Man: Sir, my wife is missingMan: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye...

]]> http://smsjan.com/kya-hua-jo-hamari-girlfriend-nahi/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/advantages-of-a-house-wife http://smsjan.com/advantages-of-a-house-wife#comments Tue, 15 May 2012 08:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/advantages-of-a-house-wife

Darling Tumhe Pata HaiWife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne...

Wife:main kyun rokun?Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun...

Wife: There is an earthquake ,Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do...

]]> http://smsjan.com/advantages-of-a-house-wife/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/1srdar-wo-ladki-behri-lagti-he http://smsjan.com/1srdar-wo-ladki-behri-lagti-he#comments Tue, 15 May 2012 05:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2534

Sandal Nikalu Kya?Ladka-Janeman Is Dil Mein Chali Aa. Ladki-Sandal Nikalu Kya? Ladka-Pagli masjjed Thode Hai Aise Hi...

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri...

Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein...

]]> http://smsjan.com/1srdar-wo-ladki-behri-lagti-he/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/sms-karenge-tumhe-bhari-bhari http://smsjan.com/sms-karenge-tumhe-bhari-bhari#comments Tue, 15 May 2012 02:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/sms-karenge-tumhe-bhari-bhari

Darling Tumhe Pata HaiWife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne...

Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein...

Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal...

]]> http://smsjan.com/sms-karenge-tumhe-bhari-bhari/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/not-press-press http://smsjan.com/not-press-press#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 23:13:24 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/not-press-press http://smsjan.com/not-press-press/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/wifemain-kyun-rokun http://smsjan.com/wifemain-kyun-rokun#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 20:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/wifemain-kyun-rokun

Darling Tumhe Pata HaiWife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne...

Advantages of a House Wife:Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of...

Wife: There is an earthquake ,Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do...

]]> http://smsjan.com/wifemain-kyun-rokun/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/wife-there-is-an-earthquake http://smsjan.com/wife-there-is-an-earthquake#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 08:13:27 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/wife-there-is-an-earthquake

Darling Tumhe Pata HaiWife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne...

Wife:main kyun rokun?Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun...

Advantages of a House Wife:Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of...

]]> http://smsjan.com/wife-there-is-an-earthquake/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/hockey-mai-pakistani http://smsjan.com/hockey-mai-pakistani#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 05:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/hockey-mai-pakistani

Very SimpleAik Hindu Nay Musalman Say Pocha Hindu Ko Jalate or Musalman Ko Dafnate Kyon Hain?...

]]> http://smsjan.com/hockey-mai-pakistani/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/very-simple http://smsjan.com/very-simple#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 02:13:24 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/very-simple

A Policeman Asks His SonA Policeman Asks His Son ” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?” Ajj Se Tera Khelna...

]]> http://smsjan.com/very-simple/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/teacher-now-pappu http://smsjan.com/teacher-now-pappu#comments Sun, 13 May 2012 23:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2540

boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacherboy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein?...

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and...

]]> http://smsjan.com/teacher-now-pappu/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/i-close-my-eyes http://smsjan.com/i-close-my-eyes#comments Sun, 13 May 2012 20:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/i-close-my-eyes

Agar 6 Aya Tou?Bet b/w Boy N Girl Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya...

Then Why R U Late?AClass Girl Comes Late To Professor: Why R U Late? Girl: A Boy Was Following...

Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. Boy:Maa baap Girl:Yes Boy:Bhai behan Girl:Yes Boy:Khana...

]]> http://smsjan.com/i-close-my-eyes/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/son-dad-55-how-much http://smsjan.com/son-dad-55-how-much#comments Sun, 13 May 2012 08:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/son-dad-55-how-much

Ja Ander Se Calculator LaSon To Sardar : Papa 5+5 Kitne Hote Hein? Sarar : Ullu Ke Patthe ,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/son-dad-55-how-much/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/har-ladaki-ki-maa-apni-saas-lagti-hai http://smsjan.com/har-ladaki-ki-maa-apni-saas-lagti-hai#comments Sun, 13 May 2012 05:13:24 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/har-ladaki-ki-maa-apni-saas-lagti-hai

A Policeman Asks His SonA Policeman Asks His Son ” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?” Ajj Se Tera Khelna...

Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte...

Munabhai-Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo...

]]> http://smsjan.com/har-ladaki-ki-maa-apni-saas-lagti-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/agar-6-aya-tou http://smsjan.com/agar-6-aya-tou#comments Sun, 13 May 2012 02:13:24 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/agar-6-aya-tou

Then Why R U Late?AClass Girl Comes Late To Professor: Why R U Late? Girl: A Boy Was Following...

I close my eyes.Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably...

Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. Boy:Maa baap Girl:Yes Boy:Bhai behan Girl:Yes Boy:Khana...

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Agar 6 Aya Tou?Bet b/w Boy N Girl Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya...

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