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	<title>SMS Jan &#187; Insult sms</title>
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	<description>SMS jokes &#38; text messages in english, hindi &#38; urdu</description>
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		<title>Bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/bus-apni-naak-saaf-rakhna</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna, Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna “Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain” . . . bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna. No related SMS.
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		<title>Mummy kaha se laye</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/mummy-kaha-se-laye</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/mummy-kaha-se-laye#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Son &#8211; Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho? Papa &#8211; nahi. Par kyu? Son &#8211; to fir aap itni Khofnaak mummy kaha se laye Related SMS: This is my legThis is my leg &#124;&#124; &#124;&#124; &#124;&#124; &#124;&#124; &#124;&#124;___ &#124;____) . . . Itni der...
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		<title>Mental hospital is not so far</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twinkle twinkle little star… You should know what u r And once u know what u r . . . . . Mental hospital is not so far Related SMS: we r true friendsPromise me we r true friends i m the HEART u r the BEST i...
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<li><a href='http://smsjan.com/we-r-true-friends' rel='bookmark' title='we r true friends'>we r true friends</a><small>Promise me we r true friends i m the HEART u r the BEST i...</small></li>
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		<title>Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/kion-har-bar-mosam-ki-tarah-badal-jate-ho-2</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/kion-har-bar-mosam-ki-tarah-badal-jate-ho-2#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho No related SMS.
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		<title>GADHA Mar jayega</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/gadha-mar-jayega</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/gadha-mar-jayega#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna Warna GADHA Mar jayega No related SMS.
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		<title>Raat hogayi soja shaitaan.</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/raat-hogayi-soja-shaitaan</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/raat-hogayi-soja-shaitaan#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Andheri sadak, Sunsan kabristan, Suni haweli, Kala aasman, Raat hogayi soja shaitaan. No related SMS.
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		<title>Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/bohut-udas-he-her-shakhs-tere-jane-se</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/bohut-udas-he-her-shakhs-tere-jane-se#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se, Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se, Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh, Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se No related SMS.
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		<title>Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do-2</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do-2#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p No related SMS.
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		<title>Aande lee loo, garam aande</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/aande-lee-loo-garam-aande</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/aande-lee-loo-garam-aande#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo sirf ek bar.. December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do, wo bhegi bhegi ratain, wo haseen lamhaat, jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker, ankhon me ankhain dalkar, jub tum ne.. kaha! Aande lee loo, garam aande No related SMS.
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		<title>You are Bandar</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/you-are-bandar</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/you-are-bandar#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are Bandar It means: B= Beautifull A= Attractive N= Naughty D= Decent A= Awesome R= Rambo No related SMS.
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		<title>Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/dimaag-to-apke-paas-hay-hi-nahi</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/dimaag-to-apke-paas-hay-hi-nahi#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai. Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil Lagake Karte Ho.. Kyun ki, Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi No related SMS.
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		<title>Cheese is Cheese</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/cheese-is-cheese</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/cheese-is-cheese#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me i will throw u in *-*-*-*-*-*-* * G U T T E R * *-*-*-*-*-*-* No related SMS.
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		<title>This is my leg</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/this-is-my-leg</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/this-is-my-leg#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my leg &#124;&#124; &#124;&#124; &#124;&#124; &#124;&#124; &#124;&#124;___ &#124;____) . . . Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now No related SMS.
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		<title>Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/dil-se-bolun-ik-bat-main-sachi</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/dil-se-bolun-ik-bat-main-sachi#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.! Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-) No related SMS.
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		<title>Baap re Baap</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/baap-re-baap</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/baap-re-baap#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Daravna khwab? Baap re Baap Related SMS: Aande lee loo, garam aandePlz sirf 1 bar kehdo sirf ek bar.. December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,...
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		<title>we r true friends</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/we-r-true-friends</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/we-r-true-friends#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Promise me we r true friends i m the HEART u r the BEST i m the WATER u r the FISH i m the MOON u r the STAR i m the TREE &#038; u r MONKEY.. No related SMS.
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		<title>Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/lohe-ko-loha-kaat-ta-hai</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/lohe-ko-loha-kaat-ta-hai#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai Zaher ko Zaher kaat ta hai Isliye aapko Kutta kaatega. No related SMS.
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		<title>Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/haqiqat-samjho-ya-afsana</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/haqiqat-samjho-ya-afsana#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi hain, Ab shuru ker do roz nahana! jao nahao (,?. *,?.) Related SMS: Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har [...]
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		<title>Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah</title>
		<link>http://smsjan.com/ab-ye-pata-lagao-ye-afwah</link>
		<comments>http://smsjan.com/ab-ye-pata-lagao-ye-afwah#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tum Achhe Imandar Sanskari Pyre Dimagwale ho. Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah kaun faila raha hai No related SMS.
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