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><channel><title>SMS Jan &#187; Insult sms</title> <atom:link href="http://smsjan.com/category/insult-sms/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://smsjan.com</link> <description>SMS jokes &#38; text messages in english, hindi &#38; urdu</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:14:09 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah</title><link>http://smsjan.com/ab-ye-pata-lagao-ye-afwah</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/ab-ye-pata-lagao-ye-afwah#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/ab-ye-pata-lagao-ye-afwah</guid> <description><![CDATA[Tum
Achhe
Imandar
Sanskari
Pyre
Dimagwale ho.
Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah
kaun faila raha hai
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/ab-ye-pata-lagao-ye-afwah/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.</title><link>http://smsjan.com/bus-apni-naak-saaf-rakhna</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/bus-apni-naak-saaf-rakhna#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:08:02 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
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Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/bus-apni-naak-saaf-rakhna/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Mummy kaha se laye</title><link>http://smsjan.com/mummy-kaha-se-laye</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/mummy-kaha-se-laye#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:07:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/mummy-kaha-se-laye</guid> <description><![CDATA[Son &#8211; Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho?
Papa &#8211; nahi. Par kyu?
Son &#8211; to fir aap itni Khofnaak mummy kaha se laye
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/mummy-kaha-se-laye/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Mental hospital is not so far</title><link>http://smsjan.com/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far</guid> <description><![CDATA[Twinkle twinkle little star…
You should know what u r
And once u know what u r
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Mental hospital is not so far
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/mental-hospital-is-not-so-far/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,</title><link>http://smsjan.com/kion-har-bar-mosam-ki-tarah-badal-jate-ho-2</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/kion-har-bar-mosam-ki-tarah-badal-jate-ho-2#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 09:13:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/kion-har-bar-mosam-ki-tarah-badal-jate-ho-2</guid> <description><![CDATA[Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/kion-har-bar-mosam-ki-tarah-badal-jate-ho-2/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>GADHA Mar jayega</title><link>http://smsjan.com/gadha-mar-jayega</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/gadha-mar-jayega#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/gadha-mar-jayega</guid> <description><![CDATA[Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA Mar jayega
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/gadha-mar-jayega/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Raat hogayi soja shaitaan.</title><link>http://smsjan.com/raat-hogayi-soja-shaitaan</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/raat-hogayi-soja-shaitaan#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:06:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/raat-hogayi-soja-shaitaan</guid> <description><![CDATA[Andheri sadak,
Sunsan kabristan,
Suni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitaan.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/raat-hogayi-soja-shaitaan/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,</title><link>http://smsjan.com/bohut-udas-he-her-shakhs-tere-jane-se</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/bohut-udas-he-her-shakhs-tere-jane-se#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 09:13:25 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/bohut-udas-he-her-shakhs-tere-jane-se</guid> <description><![CDATA[Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/bohut-udas-he-her-shakhs-tere-jane-se/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,</title><link>http://smsjan.com/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do-2</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do-2#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 04:27:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do-2</guid> <description><![CDATA[Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/meri-zindagi-per-faqat-itna-ehsan-ker-do-2/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Aande lee loo, garam aande</title><link>http://smsjan.com/aande-lee-loo-garam-aande</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/aande-lee-loo-garam-aande#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:58:16 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/aande-lee-loo-garam-aande</guid> <description><![CDATA[Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/aande-lee-loo-garam-aande/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>You are Bandar</title><link>http://smsjan.com/you-are-bandar</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/you-are-bandar#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:57:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/you-are-bandar</guid> <description><![CDATA[You are Bandar
It means:
B= Beautifull
A= Attractive
N= Naughty
D= Decent
A= Awesome
R= Rambo
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/you-are-bandar/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi</title><link>http://smsjan.com/dimaag-to-apke-paas-hay-hi-nahi</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/dimaag-to-apke-paas-hay-hi-nahi#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:57:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/dimaag-to-apke-paas-hay-hi-nahi</guid> <description><![CDATA[Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,
Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/dimaag-to-apke-paas-hay-hi-nahi/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Cheese is Cheese</title><link>http://smsjan.com/cheese-is-cheese</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/cheese-is-cheese#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:56:58 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/cheese-is-cheese</guid> <description><![CDATA[Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/cheese-is-cheese/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>This is my leg</title><link>http://smsjan.com/this-is-my-leg</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/this-is-my-leg#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:56:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/this-is-my-leg</guid> <description><![CDATA[This is my leg
&#124;&#124;
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/this-is-my-leg/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!</title><link>http://smsjan.com/dil-se-bolun-ik-bat-main-sachi</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/dil-se-bolun-ik-bat-main-sachi#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:46:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Insult sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/dil-se-bolun-ik-bat-main-sachi</guid> <description><![CDATA[Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/dil-se-bolun-ik-bat-main-sachi/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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