http://smsjan.com SMS jokes & text messages in english, hindi & urdu Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:13:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://smsjan.com/palkon-pay-apni-bhitaya-hai-tumhain http://smsjan.com/palkon-pay-apni-bhitaya-hai-tumhain#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/palkon-pay-apni-bhitaya-hai-tumhain

Tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya pehla bacha chote...

Zid apni naa chodi par,Zid apni naa chodi par, pyar bhara dil tod diya. kuch paiso ke liye zaalim,...

Kaash k tum dil say chahtee mujhey.Kaash tum nay mujhey rulaya hotta, Kaash gussay main he apna bulaya hotta, Kaash mujhey...

]]> http://smsjan.com/palkon-pay-apni-bhitaya-hai-tumhain/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/wo-bhi-kya-din-the-jab-aap-befikr http://smsjan.com/wo-bhi-kya-din-the-jab-aap-befikr#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/wo-bhi-kya-din-the-jab-aap-befikr

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho, Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho,...

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se Ki...

Aina hum dekhte hai. Nazar aap aate ho.Kabhi subah ko yaad aate ho. Kabhi sham ko yaad ate ho. Kabhi kabhi itne...

]]> http://smsjan.com/wo-bhi-kya-din-the-jab-aap-befikr/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/animal-planet http://smsjan.com/animal-planet#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/animal-planet http://smsjan.com/animal-planet/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/qayamat-tak-tujhe-yaad-karenge http://smsjan.com/qayamat-tak-tujhe-yaad-karenge#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/qayamat-tak-tujhe-yaad-karenge

Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana ! Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!...

Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda HaiSubah Juda Hai, Raat Juda Hai Apni To Her Baat Juda Hai Tumse Bichar Ker...

Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Gaur farmaaiga.. hum bhi dost tere lie...

]]> http://smsjan.com/qayamat-tak-tujhe-yaad-karenge/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/mohabbat-ka-matlab-intzaar-nahi-hota http://smsjan.com/mohabbat-ka-matlab-intzaar-nahi-hota#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/mohabbat-ka-matlab-intzaar-nahi-hota

KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi haiagar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to...

Nigahon se dekh liya hotaNigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !! Humto yunhein behosh...

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota...

]]> http://smsjan.com/mohabbat-ka-matlab-intzaar-nahi-hota/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/bewafa-bhi-nasib-nahi http://smsjan.com/bewafa-bhi-nasib-nahi#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/bewafa-bhi-nasib-nahi

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi HotaMohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota Har Kisi Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahi Hota Yu To...

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aatiLog kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo...

Zid apni naa chodi par,Zid apni naa chodi par, pyar bhara dil tod diya. kuch paiso ke liye zaalim,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/bewafa-bhi-nasib-nahi/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/qasam-mujhko-mohabat-ki http://smsjan.com/qasam-mujhko-mohabat-ki#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/qasam-mujhko-mohabat-ki

Ek ladka old man ko cycleEk ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai. Old man ladke ko...

kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legikisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar legi karke...

Nigahon se dekh liya hotaNigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !! Humto yunhein behosh...

]]> http://smsjan.com/qasam-mujhko-mohabat-ki/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/dhoka-diya-tha-jab-tum-ne-mujhe http://smsjan.com/dhoka-diya-tha-jab-tum-ne-mujhe#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/dhoka-diya-tha-jab-tum-ne-mujhe

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega! Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!! Jaroor koi chahat...

Zid apni naa chodi par,Zid apni naa chodi par, pyar bhara dil tod diya. kuch paiso ke liye zaalim,...

Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha…… Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke...

]]> http://smsjan.com/dhoka-diya-tha-jab-tum-ne-mujhe/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/tange-feala-ke-karo http://smsjan.com/tange-feala-ke-karo#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/tange-feala-ke-karo

KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi haiagar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to...

sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam...

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega! Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!! Jaroor koi chahat...

]]> http://smsjan.com/tange-feala-ke-karo/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/tumhara-mobile-bekaar http://smsjan.com/tumhara-mobile-bekaar#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/tumhara-mobile-bekaar

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi HotaMohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota Har Kisi Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahi Hota Yu To...

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aatiLog kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo...

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai,Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai, _Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai, ____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/tumhara-mobile-bekaar/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/body-masaj-free http://smsjan.com/body-masaj-free#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/body-masaj-free http://smsjan.com/body-masaj-free/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/manzil-unhi-ko-milti-hai http://smsjan.com/manzil-unhi-ko-milti-hai#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/manzil-unhi-ko-milti-hai

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota...

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi HotaMohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota Har Kisi Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahi Hota Yu To...

kuchh bol yarAn Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy...

]]> http://smsjan.com/manzil-unhi-ko-milti-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/jo-jaldi-mile-woh-hai-gum http://smsjan.com/jo-jaldi-mile-woh-hai-gum#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/jo-jaldi-mile-woh-hai-gum

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi HotaMohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota Har Kisi Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahi Hota Yu To...

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aatiLog kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo...

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai,Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai, _Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai, ____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/jo-jaldi-mile-woh-hai-gum/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/yaar-dost-jhakaas-ho-tum http://smsjan.com/yaar-dost-jhakaas-ho-tum#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/yaar-dost-jhakaas-ho-tum

Now read it without the word cat.This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an...

Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Gaur farmaaiga.. hum bhi dost tere lie...

Dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye,Dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye, Dukh sukh me de sath wo yaar chahiye, Hum...

]]> http://smsjan.com/yaar-dost-jhakaas-ho-tum/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/sorry-cant-lie-till-z http://smsjan.com/sorry-cant-lie-till-z#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:13:07 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/sorry-cant-lie-till-z http://smsjan.com/sorry-cant-lie-till-z/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/itne-kamjor-ho-gaye-teri-judai-se http://smsjan.com/itne-kamjor-ho-gaye-teri-judai-se#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:13:07 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/itne-kamjor-ho-gaye-teri-judai-se

jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo...

Toot ker jis ne Chaha tha mujh ko,Toot ker jis ne Chaha tha mujh ko, Woh hi degaya dhoka mujh ko, Jis...

Hamari ungali aap ki or hoti hai.Risto ki dore kamjor hoti hai, Ankho ki batte kuch aur hoti hai, Khuda ne...

]]> http://smsjan.com/itne-kamjor-ho-gaye-teri-judai-se/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/hamari-ungali-aap-ki-or-hoti-hai http://smsjan.com/hamari-ungali-aap-ki-or-hoti-hai#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:13:05 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/hamari-ungali-aap-ki-or-hoti-hai

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega! Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!! Jaroor koi chahat...

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda...

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se Ki...

]]> http://smsjan.com/hamari-ungali-aap-ki-or-hoti-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/vo-aaj-lux-se-nahaya-hai http://smsjan.com/vo-aaj-lux-se-nahaya-hai#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/vo-aaj-lux-se-nahaya-hai

Mere mehboob ki duniya sada aabad rahe……..Main teri isqe ki viraneyo me khoya rahu, Mere hoto par hamesa yahi fariyaad rahe,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/vo-aaj-lux-se-nahaya-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/jab-jab-ghire-badal-teri-yaad-ayi http://smsjan.com/jab-jab-ghire-badal-teri-yaad-ayi#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/jab-jab-ghire-badal-teri-yaad-ayi

Tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya pehla bacha chote...

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se Ki...

Aina hum dekhte hai. Nazar aap aate ho.Kabhi subah ko yaad aate ho. Kabhi sham ko yaad ate ho. Kabhi kabhi itne...

]]> http://smsjan.com/jab-jab-ghire-badal-teri-yaad-ayi/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/wasim-akram-woh-kisi-kaam-ka-nahi http://smsjan.com/wasim-akram-woh-kisi-kaam-ka-nahi#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:13:18 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/wasim-akram-woh-kisi-kaam-ka-nahi

Tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya pehla bacha chote...

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda...

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi HotaMohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota Har Kisi Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahi Hota Yu To...

]]> http://smsjan.com/wasim-akram-woh-kisi-kaam-ka-nahi/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/pata-haitaro-ke-desh-mein http://smsjan.com/pata-haitaro-ke-desh-mein#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:13:05 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/pata-haitaro-ke-desh-mein

Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana ! Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!...

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota...

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi,Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….Par kabhi...

]]> http://smsjan.com/pata-haitaro-ke-desh-mein/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/msg-pe-msg-bhejte-ho http://smsjan.com/msg-pe-msg-bhejte-ho#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/msg-pe-msg-bhejte-ho

Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana ! Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!...

Husband aur Wife Hotel meHusband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife-Koun Thi Wo?...

Tum nahi, tu kuch bhi nahiWo jo sath chore jayen wo hum nahi, Wo jo badnaam kar jayen wo hum...

]]> http://smsjan.com/msg-pe-msg-bhejte-ho/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/the-zoo http://smsjan.com/the-zoo#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/the-zoo

If people says you are crazy,If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax....

]]> http://smsjan.com/the-zoo/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/nazre-unhe-dekhe-to-aankho-ka-kya-kasur http://smsjan.com/nazre-unhe-dekhe-to-aankho-ka-kya-kasur#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/nazre-unhe-dekhe-to-aankho-ka-kya-kasur

Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda HaiSubah Juda Hai, Raat Juda Hai Apni To Her Baat Juda Hai Tumse Bichar Ker...

Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti,Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai. Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho...

Aina hum dekhte hai. Nazar aap aate ho.Kabhi subah ko yaad aate ho. Kabhi sham ko yaad ate ho. Kabhi kabhi itne...

]]> http://smsjan.com/nazre-unhe-dekhe-to-aankho-ka-kya-kasur/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/ai-mere-humnashin-chal-kahin-aur-chal http://smsjan.com/ai-mere-humnashin-chal-kahin-aur-chal#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:13:21 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/ai-mere-humnashin-chal-kahin-aur-chal

KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi haiagar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to...

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega?Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E...

Machhar ne aap ko kata,Machhar ne aap ko kata, Yeh uska junoon tha, Aap ne khujli ki, Aap ka...

]]> http://smsjan.com/ai-mere-humnashin-chal-kahin-aur-chal/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/hume-hasne-hasane-ki-aadat-hai http://smsjan.com/hume-hasne-hasane-ki-aadat-hai#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/hume-hasne-hasane-ki-aadat-hai

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega! Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!! Jaroor koi chahat...

Penay walon suno na chupa k peo,Penay walon suno na chupa k peo, Kabhi ishq or sharab mila k peo, Tum...

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate...

]]> http://smsjan.com/hume-hasne-hasane-ki-aadat-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/ek-aap-ho-ki-sharmate-bahut-ho http://smsjan.com/ek-aap-ho-ki-sharmate-bahut-ho#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/ek-aap-ho-ki-sharmate-bahut-ho

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi,Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….Par kabhi...

Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho, Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte...

]]> http://smsjan.com/ek-aap-ho-ki-sharmate-bahut-ho/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/yaadon-ki-dhund-me-aapki-parchai-si-lagti-hai http://smsjan.com/yaadon-ki-dhund-me-aapki-parchai-si-lagti-hai#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/yaadon-ki-dhund-me-aapki-parchai-si-lagti-hai

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par maan...

]]> http://smsjan.com/yaadon-ki-dhund-me-aapki-parchai-si-lagti-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/aina-hum-dekhte-hai-nazar-aap-aate-ho http://smsjan.com/aina-hum-dekhte-hai-nazar-aap-aate-ho#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/aina-hum-dekhte-hai-nazar-aap-aate-ho

Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda HaiSubah Juda Hai, Raat Juda Hai Apni To Her Baat Juda Hai Tumse Bichar Ker...

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se Ki...

Penay walon suno na chupa k peo,Penay walon suno na chupa k peo, Kabhi ishq or sharab mila k peo, Tum...

]]> http://smsjan.com/aina-hum-dekhte-hai-nazar-aap-aate-ho/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/eye-specialist http://smsjan.com/eye-specialist#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:13:11 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/eye-specialist http://smsjan.com/eye-specialist/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/dost-hazar-nhi-sirf-ek-chahiye http://smsjan.com/dost-hazar-nhi-sirf-ek-chahiye#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:13:07 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/dost-hazar-nhi-sirf-ek-chahiye

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda...

Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Gaur farmaaiga.. hum bhi dost tere lie...

Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum, Idiot, stupid, bakwaas...

]]> http://smsjan.com/dost-hazar-nhi-sirf-ek-chahiye/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/magar-mujhe-zukham-tha http://smsjan.com/magar-mujhe-zukham-tha#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/magar-mujhe-zukham-tha

Ek ladka old man ko cycleEk ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai. Old man ladke ko...

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega! Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!! Jaroor koi chahat...

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho, Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/magar-mujhe-zukham-tha/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/par-roz-intezar-mein-pallke-mat-bichana http://smsjan.com/par-roz-intezar-mein-pallke-mat-bichana#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 02:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/par-roz-intezar-mein-pallke-mat-bichana

Pata hai…….taro ke desh meinPata hai…….taro ke desh mein_* * *ek pari soh rahi hai…Swapno ke desh mein khoiee...

Msg pe msg bhejte homsg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho...

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota...

]]> http://smsjan.com/par-roz-intezar-mein-pallke-mat-bichana/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/college-ki-galion-mein-ajjeb-khel-hota-hai http://smsjan.com/college-ki-galion-mein-ajjeb-khel-hota-hai#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/college-ki-galion-mein-ajjeb-khel-hota-hai

Pata hai…….taro ke desh meinPata hai…….taro ke desh mein_* * *ek pari soh rahi hai…Swapno ke desh mein khoiee...

Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana ! Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!...

Nigahon se dekh liya hotaNigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !! Humto yunhein behosh...

]]> http://smsjan.com/college-ki-galion-mein-ajjeb-khel-hota-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/saathi-sirf-woh-nahi-hota http://smsjan.com/saathi-sirf-woh-nahi-hota#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/saathi-sirf-woh-nahi-hota

Nigahon se dekh liya hotaNigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !! Humto yunhein behosh...

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota...

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi HotaMohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota Har Kisi Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahi Hota Yu To...

]]> http://smsjan.com/saathi-sirf-woh-nahi-hota/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/ye-bandarva-ka-photu-kitne-ka-hai-re http://smsjan.com/ye-bandarva-ka-photu-kitne-ka-hai-re#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 08:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/ye-bandarva-ka-photu-kitne-ka-hai-re

Woh to Seesa hai…!Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re…...

Tum nahi, tu kuch bhi nahiWo jo sath chore jayen wo hum nahi, Wo jo badnaam kar jayen wo hum...

]]> http://smsjan.com/ye-bandarva-ka-photu-kitne-ka-hai-re/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/dil-ka-dard-dil-todne-wale-kya-jane http://smsjan.com/dil-ka-dard-dil-todne-wale-kya-jane#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 05:13:05 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/dil-ka-dard-dil-todne-wale-kya-jane

sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam...

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi HotaMohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota Har Kisi Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahi Hota Yu To...

Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti,Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai. Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho...

]]> http://smsjan.com/dil-ka-dard-dil-todne-wale-kya-jane/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/machhar-ne-aap-ko-kata http://smsjan.com/machhar-ne-aap-ko-kata#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 02:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/machhar-ne-aap-ko-kata

Saathi sirf wohee nahin hotaSaathi sirf wohee nahin hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to woh hota hai...

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal, Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin, Baat...

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/machhar-ne-aap-ko-kata/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/talaash-karo-koi-tumhe-mil-jayega http://smsjan.com/talaash-karo-koi-tumhe-mil-jayega#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/talaash-karo-koi-tumhe-mil-jayega

sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam...

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda...

‘HARI MIRCHI’ hai!Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein...

]]> http://smsjan.com/talaash-karo-koi-tumhe-mil-jayega/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/ek-ladka-old-man-ko-cycle http://smsjan.com/ek-ladka-old-man-ko-cycle#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 20:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/ek-ladka-old-man-ko-cycle

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota...

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi HotaMohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota Har Kisi Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahi Hota Yu To...

. Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,great people: . Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi . Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam...

]]> http://smsjan.com/ek-ladka-old-man-ko-cycle/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/aankho-me-aansuo-ki-lakir-ban-gai http://smsjan.com/aankho-me-aansuo-ki-lakir-ban-gai#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/aankho-me-aansuo-ki-lakir-ban-gai

Nigahon se dekh liya hotaNigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !! Humto yunhein behosh...

Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti,Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai. Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho...

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se Ki...

]]> http://smsjan.com/aankho-me-aansuo-ki-lakir-ban-gai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/sitam-dhaane-ke-bhi-had-hote-hain http://smsjan.com/sitam-dhaane-ke-bhi-had-hote-hain#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 05:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/sitam-dhaane-ke-bhi-had-hote-hain

Ek ladka old man ko cycleEk ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai. Old man ladke ko...

Life is like math. Friends ko plus karo,Life is like math. Friends ko plus karo, Dushman ko minus karo, Khushion ko multiply...

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate...

]]> http://smsjan.com/sitam-dhaane-ke-bhi-had-hote-hain/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/sab-auraton-ko-maa-kaha-karo http://smsjan.com/sab-auraton-ko-maa-kaha-karo#comments Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/sab-auraton-ko-maa-kaha-karo

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega! Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!! Jaroor koi chahat...

Life is like math. Friends ko plus karo,Life is like math. Friends ko plus karo, Dushman ko minus karo, Khushion ko multiply...

Qasam Mujhko Mohabat Ki!!Agar Woh Meherban Hota! To Meri Aonkhon Main Na Jhil Milati Yeah Nami Hoti, Na...

]]> http://smsjan.com/sab-auraton-ko-maa-kaha-karo/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/penay-walon-suno-na-chupa-k-peo http://smsjan.com/penay-walon-suno-na-chupa-k-peo#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/penay-walon-suno-na-chupa-k-peo

Pata hai…….taro ke desh meinPata hai…….taro ke desh mein_* * *ek pari soh rahi hai…Swapno ke desh mein khoiee...

Aina hum dekhte hai. Nazar aap aate ho.Kabhi subah ko yaad aate ho. Kabhi sham ko yaad ate ho. Kabhi kabhi itne...

Wo bhi kya din the jab aap befikr,Wo bhi kya din the jab aap befikr, azad idher-udher ghuma karte the, Kabhi is...

]]> http://smsjan.com/penay-walon-suno-na-chupa-k-peo/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/pal-pal-se-banta-hai-ehsas-2 http://smsjan.com/pal-pal-se-banta-hai-ehsas-2#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:13:04 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/pal-pal-se-banta-hai-ehsas-2

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi HotaMohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota Har Kisi Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahi Hota Yu To...

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aatiLog kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo...

Agar hoti hai pyar ki rahen itniAgar hoti hai pyar ki rahen itni asan toh isme itni kasme khane ki jarurat...

]]> http://smsjan.com/pal-pal-se-banta-hai-ehsas-2/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/vo-aaj-bhi-hume-dekh-kar-muskurate-hain-2 http://smsjan.com/vo-aaj-bhi-hume-dekh-kar-muskurate-hain-2#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/vo-aaj-bhi-hume-dekh-kar-muskurate-hain-2

Nigahon se dekh liya hotaNigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !! Humto yunhein behosh...

Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain,Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain, Pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain,...

Aankho me aansuo ki lakir ban gai,Aankho me aansuo ki lakir ban gai, Kabhi na socha tha aisi taqdir ban gai,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/vo-aaj-bhi-hume-dekh-kar-muskurate-hain-2/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/husband-aur-wife-hotel-me http://smsjan.com/husband-aur-wife-hotel-me#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/husband-aur-wife-hotel-me

Msg pe msg bhejte homsg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho...

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se Ki...

Life is like math. Friends ko plus karo,Life is like math. Friends ko plus karo, Dushman ko minus karo, Khushion ko multiply...

]]> http://smsjan.com/husband-aur-wife-hotel-me/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/tere-pyaar-ki-roshni-aisi-hai http://smsjan.com/tere-pyaar-ki-roshni-aisi-hai#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 02:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/tere-pyaar-ki-roshni-aisi-hai

Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Gaur farmaaiga.. hum bhi dost tere lie...

Penay walon suno na chupa k peo,Penay walon suno na chupa k peo, Kabhi ishq or sharab mila k peo, Tum...

Aankho me aansuo ki lakir ban gai,Aankho me aansuo ki lakir ban gai, Kabhi na socha tha aisi taqdir ban gai,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/tere-pyaar-ki-roshni-aisi-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/teri-arzoo-main-humne-baharon-ko-dekha http://smsjan.com/teri-arzoo-main-humne-baharon-ko-dekha#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:13:05 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/teri-arzoo-main-humne-baharon-ko-dekha

Nigahon se dekh liya hotaNigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !! Humto yunhein behosh...

Tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya pehla bacha chote...

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se Ki...

]]> http://smsjan.com/teri-arzoo-main-humne-baharon-ko-dekha/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/har-karz-dosti-ka-ada-kaun-karega http://smsjan.com/har-karz-dosti-ka-ada-kaun-karega#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:13:09 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/har-karz-dosti-ka-ada-kaun-karega

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda...

Hamari ungali aap ki or hoti hai.Risto ki dore kamjor hoti hai, Ankho ki batte kuch aur hoti hai, Khuda ne...

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai,Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti...

]]> http://smsjan.com/har-karz-dosti-ka-ada-kaun-karega/feed 0