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When WORDS fail, eyes speak.

wakeel — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:13:25 +0000

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

Humne uski doli sajai hai,

wakeel — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 09:13:25 +0000

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!

Paigam..

wakeel — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 09:13:25 +0000

Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. ‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam…

Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.

wakeel — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000

Unki gali ke chakkar katate katate
Kutte bhi humare yaar ho gaye
Vo toh hamare na ho sake
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

wakeel — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:13:25 +0000

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,

wakeel — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:53:28 +0000

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle

wakeel — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000

Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle

Husn aur Mohabbat aapas mein dost thay.

Ek raat dono saath bethe thai k itne mein chaand nikl aaya.

Mohabbat ne chaand ki tareef kardi.

Yeh baat Husn ko nagawaar guzri.

Uss ne Mohabbat ki aankhen noch lein.

Bas uss din se Mohabbat andhi aur Husn zaalim hogaya hai.

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi,

wakeel — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 09:13:28 +0000

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi

Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe he

wakeel — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:13:24 +0000

Zalaalat aur gaalion ka nishaana sirf MUSHARRAF hi nahi faraz,

Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe he

samaj nahi ayega

wakeel — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000

apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko kabhi b samaj nahi ayega