http://smsjan.com SMS jokes & text messages in english, hindi & urdu Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:13:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://smsjan.com/limon-pani http://smsjan.com/limon-pani#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/limon-pani

Ek tinka dikh to raha haiMashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh...

TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye…TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum? STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha TEACHER: kia??...

News Alert…Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hovi hai k larke larkion se ziada naik hain,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/limon-pani/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/suno http://smsjan.com/suno#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:12:57 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/suno

LIMON PANIDil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar....

Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ,Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ, Yeh Keh Kar Woh Shakhs Hath Main Ariel...

TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye…TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum? STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha TEACHER: kia??...

]]> http://smsjan.com/suno/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/subscriber-can%e2%80%99t-reach-at-the-moment http://smsjan.com/subscriber-can%e2%80%99t-reach-at-the-moment#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:12:58 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/subscriber-can%e2%80%99t-reach-at-the-moment http://smsjan.com/subscriber-can%e2%80%99t-reach-at-the-moment/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/looking-at-the-sky http://smsjan.com/looking-at-the-sky#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/looking-at-the-sky http://smsjan.com/looking-at-the-sky/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/dil-se-apka-khayal-jata-nahin http://smsjan.com/dil-se-apka-khayal-jata-nahin#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/dil-se-apka-khayal-jata-nahin

samaj nahi ayegaapki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal...

Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga…Har kamyabi pe apka nam hoga, Apke har kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga, Mushkilo...

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayiEk tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na...

]]> http://smsjan.com/dil-se-apka-khayal-jata-nahin/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/chalo-faraz-ab-yahan-se-khisko http://smsjan.com/chalo-faraz-ab-yahan-se-khisko#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2656

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa...

samaj nahi ayegaapki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal...

Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro.Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota? Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro....

]]> http://smsjan.com/chalo-faraz-ab-yahan-se-khisko/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/gandhi-musharraf-lalu http://smsjan.com/gandhi-musharraf-lalu#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:12:58 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/gandhi-musharraf-lalu

Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe heZalaalat aur gaalion ka nishaana sirf MUSHARRAF hi nahi faraz, Suna hai is zamaane mei...

]]> http://smsjan.com/gandhi-musharraf-lalu/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/sms-ki-udhari http://smsjan.com/sms-ki-udhari#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/sms-ki-udhari

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon...

Choti si larki…Aik choti si larki shopkeeper k pas gai aur boli Jab mai bari ho jaon...

]]> http://smsjan.com/sms-ki-udhari/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/aj-us-ne-b-hum-ko-ajnabi-kah-diya http://smsjan.com/aj-us-ne-b-hum-ko-ajnabi-kah-diya#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:12:58 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2655

Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khiskoChalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko . . . . . . . kion k...

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai...

Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe heZalaalat aur gaalion ka nishaana sirf MUSHARRAF hi nahi faraz, Suna hai is zamaane mei...

]]> http://smsjan.com/aj-us-ne-b-hum-ko-ajnabi-kah-diya/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/yun-hi-time-pass-hota-hai-faraz http://smsjan.com/yun-hi-time-pass-hota-hai-faraz#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2657

Chand pe agar noor na hota,Chand pe agar noor na hota, Toh tanha maan majboor na hota. Khuda ki kassam...

Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass...

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi,Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/yun-hi-time-pass-hota-hai-faraz/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/bonus-se-kapray-saaf-hote-nahi-faraz http://smsjan.com/bonus-se-kapray-saaf-hote-nahi-faraz#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2662

LIMON PANIDil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar....

Suno!Suno! Tum ek Insan nahi hoSuno! Tum ek Insan nahi ho Na hi tum insan...

samaj nahi ayegaapki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal...

]]> http://smsjan.com/bonus-se-kapray-saaf-hote-nahi-faraz/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/taangon-ke-beech-ek-laat-maaro http://smsjan.com/taangon-ke-beech-ek-laat-maaro#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/taangon-ke-beech-ek-laat-maaro

Chand pe agar noor na hota,Chand pe agar noor na hota, Toh tanha maan majboor na hota. Khuda ki kassam...

Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass...

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai...

]]> http://smsjan.com/taangon-ke-beech-ek-laat-maaro/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/ezaan http://smsjan.com/ezaan#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:12:58 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2654

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai...

]]> http://smsjan.com/ezaan/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/socha-yaad-na-karke http://smsjan.com/socha-yaad-na-karke#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/socha-yaad-na-karke

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayiEk tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na...

Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro.Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota? Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro....

sms ki udhari!!!!!!Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte...

]]> http://smsjan.com/socha-yaad-na-karke/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/chand-pe-agar-noor-na-hota http://smsjan.com/chand-pe-agar-noor-na-hota#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:13:05 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/chand-pe-agar-noor-na-hota

samaj nahi ayegaapki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal...

Dil se apka khayal jata nahin,Dil se apka khayal jata nahin, Apke siwa koi yaad aata nahi, Hasarat hai roz...

Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass...

]]> http://smsjan.com/chand-pe-agar-noor-na-hota/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/loongi-kr-loongi http://smsjan.com/loongi-kr-loongi#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/loongi-kr-loongi Related SMS: Ek tinka dikh to raha haiMashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh... Related SMS:

1. Ek tinka dikh to raha haiMashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh...

]]> http://smsjan.com/loongi-kr-loongi/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/shaam-hote-hii-yeh-dil-udaas-hota-hai http://smsjan.com/shaam-hote-hii-yeh-dil-udaas-hota-hai#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/shaam-hote-hii-yeh-dil-udaas-hota-hai

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayiEk tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na...

Chand pe agar noor na hota,Chand pe agar noor na hota, Toh tanha maan majboor na hota. Khuda ki kassam...

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai...

]]> http://smsjan.com/shaam-hote-hii-yeh-dil-udaas-hota-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/ek-tanha-raat-main-aap-ki-yaad-aayi http://smsjan.com/ek-tanha-raat-main-aap-ki-yaad-aayi#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/ek-tanha-raat-main-aap-ki-yaad-aayi

Socha Yaad Na KarkeSocha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tarpaae Aapko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Le Ke Jalaae Aaapko,...

Kehte hain 1000 saal pehleKehte hain 1000 saal pehle Husn aur Mohabbat aapas mein dost thay. Ek raat dono...

Ek tinka dikh to raha haiMashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh...

]]> http://smsjan.com/ek-tanha-raat-main-aap-ki-yaad-aayi/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/saas-bahu-se-aj-se-tum-mujhe-ammi-aur-apne-susar-ko-papa-kaho-gi http://smsjan.com/saas-bahu-se-aj-se-tum-mujhe-ammi-aur-apne-susar-ko-papa-kaho-gi#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:13:01 +0000 asma http://smsjan.com/?p=3003

Choti si larki…Aik choti si larki shopkeeper k pas gai aur boli Jab mai bari ho jaon...

]]> http://smsjan.com/saas-bahu-se-aj-se-tum-mujhe-ammi-aur-apne-susar-ko-papa-kaho-gi/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/news-alert-3 http://smsjan.com/news-alert-3#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:13:08 +0000 asma http://smsjan.com/?p=3007

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa...

Humne uski doli sajai hai,Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai, Humne uski doli sajai hai, Hamein pata tha woh...

KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN,KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO...

]]> http://smsjan.com/news-alert-3/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/choti-si-larki http://smsjan.com/choti-si-larki#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 08:13:03 +0000 asma http://smsjan.com/?p=2968

apni wife se!!!paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain...

Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi…Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi...

News Alert…Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hovi hai k larke larkion se ziada naik hain,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/choti-si-larki/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/when-words-fail-eyes-speak http://smsjan.com/when-words-fail-eyes-speak#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/when-words-fail-eyes-speak http://smsjan.com/when-words-fail-eyes-speak/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/teacher-kal-school-kiyon-nahi-aye http://smsjan.com/teacher-kal-school-kiyon-nahi-aye#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:13:00 +0000 mth http://smsjan.com/?p=2942

LIMON PANIDil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar....

Suno!Suno! Tum ek Insan nahi hoSuno! Tum ek Insan nahi ho Na hi tum insan...

samaj nahi ayegaapki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal...

]]> http://smsjan.com/teacher-kal-school-kiyon-nahi-aye/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/humne-uski-doli-sajai-hai http://smsjan.com/humne-uski-doli-sajai-hai#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:12:58 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/humne-uski-doli-sajai-hai

Choti si larki…Aik choti si larki shopkeeper k pas gai aur boli Jab mai bari ho jaon...

News Alert…Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hovi hai k larke larkion se ziada naik hain,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/humne-uski-doli-sajai-hai/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/paigam http://smsjan.com/paigam#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/paigam

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi,Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi,...

]]> http://smsjan.com/paigam/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/hum-kutton-ke-sardar-ho-gaye http://smsjan.com/hum-kutton-ke-sardar-ho-gaye#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:13:06 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/hum-kutton-ke-sardar-ho-gaye http://smsjan.com/hum-kutton-ke-sardar-ho-gaye/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/rok-do-mere-janaze-ko-zalimo http://smsjan.com/rok-do-mere-janaze-ko-zalimo#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/rok-do-mere-janaze-ko-zalimo

samaj nahi ayegaapki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal...

Ek tinka dikh to raha haiMashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh...

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon...

]]> http://smsjan.com/rok-do-mere-janaze-ko-zalimo/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/teri-pyaari-surat-pe-dil-harun http://smsjan.com/teri-pyaari-surat-pe-dil-harun#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/teri-pyaari-surat-pe-dil-harun

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa...

sms ki udhari!!!!!!Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte...

]]> http://smsjan.com/teri-pyaari-surat-pe-dil-harun/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/kehte-hain-1000-saal-pehle http://smsjan.com/kehte-hain-1000-saal-pehle#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/kehte-hain-1000-saal-pehle

KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN,KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO...

TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye…TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum? STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha TEACHER: kia??...

]]> http://smsjan.com/kehte-hain-1000-saal-pehle/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/tute-hue-khandar-ka-hissa-bana-gayi http://smsjan.com/tute-hue-khandar-ka-hissa-bana-gayi#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2608

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lenaMethi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa...

Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz… Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya...

]]> http://smsjan.com/tute-hue-khandar-ka-hissa-bana-gayi/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/suna-hai-is-zamaane-mei-koi-altaf-bhe-he http://smsjan.com/suna-hai-is-zamaane-mei-koi-altaf-bhe-he#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:13:06 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2658

Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?Whats The Diff Between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats Lie Musharraf Doesnt Know...

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diyaAj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA...

Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khiskoChalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko . . . . . . . kion k...

]]> http://smsjan.com/suna-hai-is-zamaane-mei-koi-altaf-bhe-he/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/samaj-nahi-ayega http://smsjan.com/samaj-nahi-ayega#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/samaj-nahi-ayega

Dil se apka khayal jata nahin,Dil se apka khayal jata nahin, Apke siwa koi yaad aata nahi, Hasarat hai roz...

Chand pe agar noor na hota,Chand pe agar noor na hota, Toh tanha maan majboor na hota. Khuda ki kassam...

KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN,KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO...

]]> http://smsjan.com/samaj-nahi-ayega/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/apni-wife-se http://smsjan.com/apni-wife-se#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/apni-wife-se

KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN,KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO...

Choti si larki…Aik choti si larki shopkeeper k pas gai aur boli Jab mai bari ho jaon...

]]> http://smsjan.com/apni-wife-se/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/memon http://smsjan.com/memon#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 02:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/memon http://smsjan.com/memon/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/bathroom-ki-kundi-bahar-nai-hoti-faraz http://smsjan.com/bathroom-ki-kundi-bahar-nai-hoti-faraz#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2660

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diyaAj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA...

Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khiskoChalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko . . . . . . . kion k...

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai...

]]> http://smsjan.com/bathroom-ki-kundi-bahar-nai-hoti-faraz/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/life-without-u-is-impossible http://smsjan.com/life-without-u-is-impossible#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/life-without-u-is-impossible http://smsjan.com/life-without-u-is-impossible/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/methi-methi-yadon-ko-palko-mai-saja-lena http://smsjan.com/methi-methi-yadon-ko-palko-mai-saja-lena#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 08:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2659

samaj nahi ayegaapki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal...

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diyaAj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA...

Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khiskoChalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko . . . . . . . kion k...

]]> http://smsjan.com/methi-methi-yadon-ko-palko-mai-saja-lena/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/kismat-kismat-ki-baat-hain http://smsjan.com/kismat-kismat-ki-baat-hain#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 05:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=2620

Kehte hain 1000 saal pehleKehte hain 1000 saal pehle Husn aur Mohabbat aapas mein dost thay. Ek raat dono...

]]> http://smsjan.com/kismat-kismat-ki-baat-hain/feed 0 http://smsjan.com/ek-tinka-dikh-to-raha-hai http://smsjan.com/ek-tinka-dikh-to-raha-hai#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 02:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/ek-tinka-dikh-to-raha-hai

LIMON PANIDil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar....

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayiEk tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na...

Chand pe agar noor na hota,Chand pe agar noor na hota, Toh tanha maan majboor na hota. Khuda ki kassam...

]]> http://smsjan.com/ek-tinka-dikh-to-raha-hai/feed 0