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><channel><title>SMS Jan &#187; ENGLISH SMS</title> <atom:link href="http://smsjan.com/category/english-sms/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://smsjan.com</link> <description>SMS jokes &#38; text messages in english, hindi &#38; urdu</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:14:09 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>In the morning</title><link>http://smsjan.com/in-the-morning</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/in-the-morning#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:14:09 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/in-the-morning</guid> <description><![CDATA[In the morning I do not eat because I think of you,
At noon I do not eat because I think of you,
In the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
At night I do not sleep because I am hungry
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/in-the-morning/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sweet things are easy to Buy</title><link>http://smsjan.com/sweet-things-are-easy-to-buy</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/sweet-things-are-easy-to-buy#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:14:11 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/sweet-things-are-easy-to-buy</guid> <description><![CDATA[Sweet things are easy to Buy
Sweet words are easy to Say
But sweet people like YOU are very difficult to find
May your whole life be as Sweet as YOU
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/sweet-things-are-easy-to-buy/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Love the heart that hurts you</title><link>http://smsjan.com/love-the-heart-that-hurts-you</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/love-the-heart-that-hurts-you#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:14:12 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/love-the-heart-that-hurts-you</guid> <description><![CDATA[Love the heart that hurts you
But never hurt the heart that loves you.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/love-the-heart-that-hurts-you/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.</title><link>http://smsjan.com/but-it-takes-a-lifetime-to-forget-someone-2</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/but-it-takes-a-lifetime-to-forget-someone-2#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:14:09 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/but-it-takes-a-lifetime-to-forget-someone-2</guid> <description><![CDATA[It takes a minute to have a crush on someone.
An hour to like some one,
And a day to love some one…
But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/but-it-takes-a-lifetime-to-forget-someone-2/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>when i am dreaming</title><link>http://smsjan.com/when-i-am-dreaming</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/when-i-am-dreaming#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 09:14:07 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/when-i-am-dreaming</guid> <description><![CDATA[I see your face when i am dreaming
That’s why i always wake up screaming
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/when-i-am-dreaming/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>You may find someone</title><link>http://smsjan.com/you-may-find-someone</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/you-may-find-someone#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 09:14:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/you-may-find-someone</guid> <description><![CDATA[You may find someone better than me,
important than me, dearer than me,
but not the one who loves you more than me.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/you-may-find-someone/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>DON’T GET CONFUSED</title><link>http://smsjan.com/don%e2%80%99t-get-confused</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/don%e2%80%99t-get-confused#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 09:14:08 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/don%e2%80%99t-get-confused</guid> <description><![CDATA[SORRY…..
.
.
SORRY…..
.
.
SORRY…..
.
.
SORRY…..
.
.
SORRY…..
.
.DON’T GET CONFUSED
.
.
S=Some
O=One
R=Really
R=Remembering
Y=You.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/don%e2%80%99t-get-confused/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>The worst thing in life is</title><link>http://smsjan.com/the-worst-thing-in-life-is</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/the-worst-thing-in-life-is#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:14:04 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/the-worst-thing-in-life-is</guid> <description><![CDATA[The worst thing in life is “ATTACHMENT” ,
it hurts when you lose it.
The best thing in life is “LONELINESS”
as it teaches you everything and when you lose it,
you get Everything.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/the-worst-thing-in-life-is/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>we never fearÂ</title><link>http://smsjan.com/we-never-feara</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/we-never-feara#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 09:14:09 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/we-never-feara</guid> <description><![CDATA[listening to the problemsÂ
we each haveÂ
best friendsÂ
sitting side by sideÂ
the list is endlessÂ
hoping for the bestÂ
cuz we’re such a messÂ
cuz life is such a testÂ
talking about the pastÂ
future and presentÂ
what we have came to be
and what we’re gonna beÂ
best friendsÂ
sitting side by sideÂ
we never fearÂ
cuz we’ll always be here…
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/we-never-feara/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Late Bed Wakings,</title><link>http://smsjan.com/late-bed-wakings</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/late-bed-wakings#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 09:14:04 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/late-bed-wakings</guid> <description><![CDATA[Late Bed Wakings,
Slight Breakfasts,
Bus stand figures,
Foot Board Travels,
Late Attendance,
Long intervals,
Sharing Canteen Foods,
Many Proposals,
Mobiles in Silent mode,
Late night Chats,
Some misunderstandings,
Correcting Friends,
For exams micro slips,
Struggle for marks,
Prestige in arrears,
Mass Bunk,
Saturday movies,
Enjoying Arguments,
Freshers with fear.
Farewell with tears.
“College life is nothing but heaven”.
Exclusively youth.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/late-bed-wakings/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Because I LOVE YOU.</title><link>http://smsjan.com/because-i-love-you-2</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/because-i-love-you-2#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 09:14:12 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/because-i-love-you-2</guid> <description><![CDATA[There are millions of people
But no one is like you
I feel such deep feelings
Because I LOVE YOU.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/because-i-love-you-2/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Haan main manta hun,</title><link>http://smsjan.com/haan-main-manta-hun</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/haan-main-manta-hun#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:13:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/haan-main-manta-hun</guid> <description><![CDATA[Haan main manta hun,
Aap bhale hi ankho se hai bahut dur,
Par in band ankho mein,
Harpal chamakta hai aaphika noor.
Aap hai mere noorjahan,
The light in the universe.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/haan-main-manta-hun/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>i would write your name on every star,</title><link>http://smsjan.com/i-would-write-your-name-on-every-star</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/i-would-write-your-name-on-every-star#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 09:14:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/i-would-write-your-name-on-every-star</guid> <description><![CDATA[If I died or traveled far, i would write your name on every star,
So every one could look up and see you mean the world to me.
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/i-would-write-your-name-on-every-star/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Life means missing</title><link>http://smsjan.com/life-means-missing-2</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/life-means-missing-2#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 09:14:01 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/life-means-missing-2</guid> <description><![CDATA[Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things.
When you are right no one remembers but when you are wrong no one forgets
]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/life-means-missing-2/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>since we first became friends.</title><link>http://smsjan.com/since-we-first-became-friends</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/since-we-first-became-friends#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 09:13:58 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/since-we-first-became-friends</guid> <description><![CDATA[I am a different person, a better person,
since we first became friends.
Your honesty helps me to see my weaknesses,
and your support helps me to turn them into strengths.
Thank you for not saying the things you think I want to hear, but for saying the things I need to know.
You’re one of the few people I [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/since-we-first-became-friends/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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