SMS Jan » Double Meaning SMS http://smsjan.com SMS jokes & text messages in english, hindi & urdu Wed, 08 Feb 2012 02:13:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 CIGARETTE!” http://smsjan.com/cigarette%e2%80%9d http://smsjan.com/cigarette%e2%80%9d#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 02:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/cigarette%e2%80%9d http://smsjan.com/cigarette%e2%80%9d/feed 0 App Mujhay http://smsjan.com/app-mujhay http://smsjan.com/app-mujhay#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/app-mujhay http://smsjan.com/app-mujhay/feed 0 Raat ko hamaisha http://smsjan.com/raat-ko-hamaisha http://smsjan.com/raat-ko-hamaisha#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/raat-ko-hamaisha
  • MERA NAAMLe kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub...
  • Wo kehti thi bara dard hota haiWo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi...
  • Kitna bara hai meraHello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/raat-ko-hamaisha/feed 0     A girl sitting in examination http://smsjan.com/a-girl-sitting-in-examination http://smsjan.com/a-girl-sitting-in-examination#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/a-girl-sitting-in-examination
  • GIRL: ouch…… haaanBOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ouch…… haaan BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?...
  • woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or...
  • TERi lita k lu?TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/a-girl-sitting-in-examination/feed 0     Kitna bara hai mera http://smsjan.com/kitna-bara-hai-mera http://smsjan.com/kitna-bara-hai-mera#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/kitna-bara-hai-mera
  • MERA NAAMLe kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub...
  • Wo kehti thi bara dard hota haiWo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi...
  • Bahut tight hai plz.Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/kitna-bara-hai-mera/feed 0     Shut Up”’ http://smsjan.com/shut-up http://smsjan.com/shut-up#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/shut-up http://smsjan.com/shut-up/feed 0 Narum narum http://smsjan.com/narum-narum http://smsjan.com/narum-narum#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:13:01 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/narum-narum http://smsjan.com/narum-narum/feed 0 jaldi nikaalo na http://smsjan.com/jaldi-nikaalo-na http://smsjan.com/jaldi-nikaalo-na#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/jaldi-nikaalo-na
  • Wo kehti thi bara dard hota haiWo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi...
  • Bahut tight hai plz.Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt...
  • U Know KISSWant A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/jaldi-nikaalo-na/feed 0     chooss chooss chooss http://smsjan.com/chooss-chooss-chooss http://smsjan.com/chooss-chooss-chooss#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/chooss-chooss-chooss http://smsjan.com/chooss-chooss-chooss/feed 0 i am ur colgate http://smsjan.com/i-am-ur-colgate http://smsjan.com/i-am-ur-colgate#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/i-am-ur-colgate http://smsjan.com/i-am-ur-colgate/feed 0 TERi lita k lu? http://smsjan.com/teri-lita-k-lu http://smsjan.com/teri-lita-k-lu#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:13:00 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/teri-lita-k-lu http://smsjan.com/teri-lita-k-lu/feed 0 If Dey Dnt http://smsjan.com/if-dey-dnt http://smsjan.com/if-dey-dnt#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/if-dey-dnt http://smsjan.com/if-dey-dnt/feed 0 GIRL: ouch…… haaan http://smsjan.com/girl-ouch-haaan http://smsjan.com/girl-ouch-haaan#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/girl-ouch-haaan
  • A girl sitting in examinationA girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal...
  • Wo kehti thi bara dard hota haiWo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi...
  • Bahut tight hai plz.Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/girl-ouch-haaan/feed 0     F-friendship http://smsjan.com/f-friendship http://smsjan.com/f-friendship#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/f-friendship http://smsjan.com/f-friendship/feed 0 woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye http://smsjan.com/woh-kia-hai-jo-larki-pehli-daffa-karwate-huye http://smsjan.com/woh-kia-hai-jo-larki-pehli-daffa-karwate-huye#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:13:03 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/woh-kia-hai-jo-larki-pehli-daffa-karwate-huye
  • GIRL: ouch…… haaanBOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ouch…… haaan BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?...
  • A girl sitting in examinationA girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal...
  • Bahut tight hai plz.Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/woh-kia-hai-jo-larki-pehli-daffa-karwate-huye/feed 0     MERA NAAM http://smsjan.com/mera-naam http://smsjan.com/mera-naam#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:12:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/mera-naam
  • Kitna bara hai meraHello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/mera-naam/feed 0     U Know KISS http://smsjan.com/u-know-kiss http://smsjan.com/u-know-kiss#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:13:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/u-know-kiss
  • jaldi nikaalo naoh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha...
  • Bahut tight hai plz.Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/u-know-kiss/feed 0     Bahut tight hai plz. http://smsjan.com/bahut-tight-hai-plz http://smsjan.com/bahut-tight-hai-plz#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:13:06 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/bahut-tight-hai-plz
  • jaldi nikaalo naoh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha...
  • GIRL: ouch…… haaanBOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ouch…… haaan BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?...
  • Wo kehti thi bara dard hota haiWo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/bahut-tight-hai-plz/feed 0     Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai http://smsjan.com/wo-kehti-thi-bara-dard-hota-hai http://smsjan.com/wo-kehti-thi-bara-dard-hota-hai#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:13:06 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/wo-kehti-thi-bara-dard-hota-hai
  • Kitna bara hai meraHello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol...
    • ]]>     http://smsjan.com/wo-kehti-thi-bara-dard-hota-hai/feed 0     Hahahahaaaa.. http://smsjan.com/hahahahaaaa http://smsjan.com/hahahahaaaa#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 05:13:05 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/hahahahaaaa http://smsjan.com/hahahahaaaa/feed 0