SMS Jan » Double Meaning SMS http://smsjan.com SMS jokes & text messages in english, hindi & urdu Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:13:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 App Mujhayhttp://smsjan.com/app-mujhay http://smsjan.com/app-mujhay#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:20:29 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/app-mujhay App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE

]]> http://smsjan.com/app-mujhay/feed 0 Raat ko hamaishahttp://smsjan.com/raat-ko-hamaisha http://smsjan.com/raat-ko-hamaisha#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/raat-ko-hamaisha Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

]]> http://smsjan.com/raat-ko-hamaisha/feed 0 A girl sitting in examinationhttp://smsjan.com/a-girl-sitting-in-examination http://smsjan.com/a-girl-sitting-in-examination#comments Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:08:02 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/a-girl-sitting-in-examination A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

]]> http://smsjan.com/a-girl-sitting-in-examination/feed 0 Kitna bara hai merahttp://smsjan.com/kitna-bara-hai-mera http://smsjan.com/kitna-bara-hai-mera#comments Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:07:57 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/kitna-bara-hai-mera Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL

]]> http://smsjan.com/kitna-bara-hai-mera/feed 0 Shut Up”’http://smsjan.com/shut-up http://smsjan.com/shut-up#comments Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/shut-up Shut Up”’
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……

]]> http://smsjan.com/shut-up/feed 0 Narum narumhttp://smsjan.com/narum-narum http://smsjan.com/narum-narum#comments Sun, 10 Jan 2010 09:13:28 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/narum-narum college wali:
masale dar

office wali:
narum narum

muhale wali:
garma garam

aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

]]> http://smsjan.com/narum-narum/feed 0 jaldi nikaalo nahttp://smsjan.com/jaldi-nikaalo-na http://smsjan.com/jaldi-nikaalo-na#comments Sat, 09 Jan 2010 09:13:26 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/jaldi-nikaalo-na oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no blood?

oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai

jaldi nikaalo na

Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

]]> http://smsjan.com/jaldi-nikaalo-na/feed 0 chooss chooss choosshttp://smsjan.com/chooss-chooss-chooss http://smsjan.com/chooss-chooss-chooss#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:06:40 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/chooss-chooss-chooss chooss chooss chooss

mazay lay kar chooss

bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss

donoo ko ik saath chooss

masal masal kay choos

kyon kay

kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay

]]> http://smsjan.com/chooss-chooss-chooss/feed 0 i am ur colgatehttp://smsjan.com/i-am-ur-colgate http://smsjan.com/i-am-ur-colgate#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 09:13:25 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/i-am-ur-colgate I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colgate

]]> http://smsjan.com/i-am-ur-colgate/feed 0 TERi lita k lu?http://smsjan.com/teri-lita-k-lu http://smsjan.com/teri-lita-k-lu#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 04:27:36 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/teri-lita-k-lu TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri

PHoto

kaise lon?

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