Adult SMS / text messages

Aik Lerka Lerki Say: May Kunvari Lerkiyoo Say Sex Nahi Kerta
Lerki : Vo Kiyoo
Lerka : Kyoon K Mujhay Khoon Kharaba Pasand Nahi Hai

Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho
Dhup Niklay Aur Surso Pilli Na Ho
To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay
Neend May Ap Ki Yaad Ahay Aur Shalwar Gili Na Ho
«

Batul Khala Ke Lote Kyon Muskura Rahe Hain
Shayed Kisi Haseena Ko Motion Aarahe Hain

Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick Kharab Hogi.
Man: Boob Dabaun.?
Gal: T-Shirt Kharab Hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period Me Hun.?
Man: Don’t Say Loose Motions Hai

Never Dance Naked
Because The Body Has Parts
That Do Not Stop Moving When
The Music Stops.

SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send Your Girlfriend To Me And Win A Baby
HURRY UP
First Ten Will Get Twins

Sex Is Like NOKIA (Connecting People)
Like NIKE (Just Do It)
Like PEPSI (Ask For More)
Like SAMSUNG (Everyone Is Invited)
And Like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)

3 Facts Of Life:
Ghareeb Aur Boobs Hamesha Dabte Hai.
Musibat Aur Penis Kabhi Bhi Khade Ho Jate Hai.
Kismat Aur Bra Kabhi Bhi Khul Sakti Hai

kaash main tumhe dekho
JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO
jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye
AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA
hath or kaho
MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN
apna dil
AB TO LE LO MERI
har khushi
OR MUJHE DEDO APNA
har gam
FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI
aankhen or kahu
DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI
mera
dil…

Sardar: Mujhe Phone per Dhamkiya Mil Rahi hain
Police: Kaun hai woh?
Sardar: BSNL wale bolte hain k Bill na Bhara to
“Kaat Denge”