Adult SMS / text messages

Door Gaon Main
Raat Ko Jub..
Maa Baap Sotay Nahi…
To…
Bachay Kehtay Hain…
Soo Ja Bapoo
So Jaa..
Nai Tu Ek Aur Ho Gay Ga

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…Sardar Apni Bevi Kay Pechay Dalnay Laga To Wo
Boli ….Na Na Sardar Jee Pechay Nahi Agay
Sardar Bola Tumhain Kaisay Pata Hai
Bevi Boli…Mera Boy Friend Meray Agay Dalta Tha
Sardar Bola…Acha…Par Mera Boy Friend To Meray Pechay Dalta Tha…

Ja “Sms” Ja Mere Piyary Dost Ke Pass Ja
Ager Wo Bessy Ho To Ruk Jan
Or “Ager” Free Ho To Un Ke Gand Main Ghus Jana
Or Tub Tak Hillty Rehna Jub Tak Wo Mujhy
Koi Acha Sa Sms Reply Na Kery

There Is
Hot-Sex
Fast-Sex
Group-Sex
Safe-Sex
Leather-Sex
Telephone-Sex
nd For People With Your Face …
No Sex !

A Teacher Ask
“Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?”
A Child Replies”Feet
Coz Every Nite I C My Mum
With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I’m Comin

Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It
Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame
10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain
Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name.
Enjoy It Or Think It Before You Do It.

A Short Thing
It Gets Longer
When U Hold It
N Pass Between
Women Breasts
N Enters Into
A Hole
What Is It?
1 Min 2 Think!
Car Seat Belt
U Dirty Mind

Lady: Doc Se, Mairy Boobs Bohat Chotay Hain, Kya Karon???
Doc: Aap Ko Rooz Mairy Paas Aana Hoga, May In Ko Choos Choos K Bara Kar Donga..
Lady: Ok, May Kal Say Apnay Husband Ko B Lay Kar Aaonge, Un Ke Lulli B Bohat Chote Hay

A Girl Friend Tells Her Boyfriend Inside The Cinema Hall: Mairy Saath Wala MUTH Maar Raha Hay…
Boy Says: Ignore Him.
Girl: I Can’t… He Iz Using My Hand!!!

Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It
Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame
10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain
Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name.
Enjoy It Or Think It Before You Do It.