Adult SMS / text messages

News reporter Nargis se : ap ko kon sa cricketer acha lagta hai ?
Nargis : Yuhana
News reporter : maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!

A Short Thing
It Gets Longer
When U Hold It
N Pass Between
Women Breasts
N Enters Into
A Hole
What Is It?
1 Min 2 Think!
Car Seat Belt
U Dirty Mind

My number has been changed.
So plz call me onmy new number:-
15
Agar maira nokar uthaye to usko 2,4 suna dena wo apneaap ko police wala kehta hai…

Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It
Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame
10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain
Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name.
Enjoy It Or Think It Before You Do It.

Lady: Doc Se, Mairy Boobs Bohat Chotay Hain, Kya Karon???
Doc: Aap Ko Rooz Mairy Paas Aana Hoga, May In Ko Choos Choos K Bara Kar Donga..
Lady: Ok, May Kal Say Apnay Husband Ko B Lay Kar Aaonge, Un Ke Lulli B Bohat Chote Hay

Door Gaon Main
Raat Ko Jub..
Maa Baap Sotay Nahi…
To…
Bachay Kehtay Hain…
Soo Ja Bapoo
So Jaa..
Nai Tu Ek Aur Ho Gay Ga

Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

Kaysa zamana a gia hay
“ JAZZ “
walon nay to had he kar de,
Baray baray postron maan ik larki dekhatay haan or lekhtay haan
“ Lagay Raho Raat Bhar Sirf 99 Paisay maan. “

rape case
wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha?
larki: koi bahar ka tha
wakeel: woh kaisay?
larki: kion kay itna bara lund humaray muhhalay may kisi ka bhi nahi hay

Dil ne kaha dost ko sms kartay hain,
phir khayal aya ke dil tou pagal hai,
phir socha dil agar pagal hai tou kia hoa ?
Mera dost konsa normal hai….hahahaha

ajeb gando tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha
shalwar utarnay say pehlay tail laga kay rakhta tha
waisay tu kehta tha “i hate lund“
magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha

Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai meri dulhan oho me samji chaapa par gaya

HakeeM na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea.
bohat mushkil se aik aurat razy hue.
doodh pilaatay hue wo aurat garam ho gae
aur sexy aawaz main boly…
Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?
sardar jee: agar saath biscuit b mil jain to maza a jae ga…

new marrige cuple train se jate hoe surng se guzry
HASBAND: ager pata hota k itni lambi surang hai to mai is ka faida otha leta
Wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thay

Ja “Sms” Ja Mere Piyary Dost Ke Pass Ja
Ager Wo Bessy Ho To Ruk Jan
Or “Ager” Free Ho To Un Ke Gand Main Ghus Jana
Or Tub Tak Hillty Rehna Jub Tak Wo Mujhy
Koi Acha Sa Sms Reply Na Kery

Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick Kharab Hogi.
Man: Boob Dabaun.?
Gal: T-Shirt Kharab Hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period Me Hun.?
Man: Don’t Say Loose Motions Hai

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…Sardar Apni Bevi Kay Pechay Dalnay Laga To Wo
Boli ….Na Na Sardar Jee Pechay Nahi Agay
Sardar Bola Tumhain Kaisay Pata Hai
Bevi Boli…Mera Boy Friend Meray Agay Dalta Tha
Sardar Bola…Acha…Par Mera Boy Friend To Meray Pechay Dalta Tha…

SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send Your Girlfriend To Me And Win A Baby
HURRY UP
First Ten Will Get Twins

Teacher Girl Se….
Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein?
Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein.
Teacher: To Kea Hoa? Hamain
TaTTay Lagay Hoay Hain
Ham To Roze Aatay Hain…!!!

Batul Khala Ke Lote Kyon Muskura Rahe Hain
Shayed Kisi Haseena Ko Motion Aarahe Hain