Adult SMS / text messages

Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology

Que. What is the definition of “burning love”?
Ans. It’s when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake

Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi
Yeh Afvah Kisi Maderchod Ne Phelaye ho gi
Hum to Rahenge Ap ki gand Ma ghus Ker
Umeed hay Itni Jaga To Ap ne Banaye Ho Gi

Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai meri dulhan oho me samji chaapa par gaya

Youn Honton say Hont Mila lena
Kuch Dil kee bat mana lena
Kuch Hamari piyas bugha dena
Kuch Apni Piays Barha Lena

Kaysa zamana a gia hay
“ JAZZ “
walon nay to had he kar de,
Baray baray postron maan ik larki dekhatay haan or lekhtay haan
“ Lagay Raho Raat Bhar Sirf 99 Paisay maan. “

Dil ne kaha dost ko sms kartay hain,
phir khayal aya ke dil tou pagal hai,
phir socha dil agar pagal hai tou kia hoa ?
Mera dost konsa normal hai….hahahaha

like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would be something like
1)hyderabad hardcore humpers
2)chennai super dicks
3)kolkata night fuckers
4)rajhistan pussies
5)punjab rammers
6)mumbai lesbians
7)dehli daredrillers
and the all time favorates
8)banglore royal strippers

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!

Girls ar best vehicles:
Front 2 Horns.
Back 2 Bumpers.
Self Lubricant When Hot.
Monthly Automatic Oil Change.
Highest Mileage of 9 Mnth