SMS Jan

Free & new adult sms jokes in hindi, urdu and english

Adult SMS / text messages

  1. A Short Thing
    It Gets Longer
    When U Hold It
    N Pass Between
    Women Breasts
    N Enters Into
    A Hole
    What Is It?
    1 Min 2 Think!
    Car Seat Belt
    U Dirty Mind

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  2. My number has been changed.
    So plz call me onmy new number:-
    15
    Agar maira nokar uthaye to usko 2,4 suna dena wo apneaap ko police wala kehta hai…

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  3. Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It
    Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame
    10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain
    Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name.
    Enjoy It Or Think It Before You Do It.

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  4. Lady: Doc Se, Mairy Boobs Bohat Chotay Hain, Kya Karon???
    Doc: Aap Ko Rooz Mairy Paas Aana Hoga, May In Ko Choos Choos K Bara Kar Donga..
    Lady: Ok, May Kal Say Apnay Husband Ko B Lay Kar Aaonge, Un Ke Lulli B Bohat Chote Hay

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  5. Door Gaon Main
    Raat Ko Jub..
    Maa Baap Sotay Nahi…
    To…
    Bachay Kehtay Hain…
    Soo Ja Bapoo
    So Jaa..
    Nai Tu Ek Aur Ho Gay Ga

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  6. Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
    Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
    Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  7. Kaysa zamana a gia hay
    “ JAZZ “
    walon nay to had he kar de,
    Baray baray postron maan ik larki dekhatay haan or lekhtay haan
    “ Lagay Raho Raat Bhar Sirf 99 Paisay maan. “

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  8. rape case
    wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha?
    larki: koi bahar ka tha
    wakeel: woh kaisay?
    larki: kion kay itna bara lund humaray muhhalay may kisi ka bhi nahi hay

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  9. Dil ne kaha dost ko sms kartay hain,
    phir khayal aya ke dil tou pagal hai,
    phir socha dil agar pagal hai tou kia hoa ?
    Mera dost konsa normal hai….hahahaha

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  10. ajeb gando tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha
    shalwar utarnay say pehlay tail laga kay rakhta tha
    waisay tu kehta tha “i hate lund“
    magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  11. Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai meri dulhan oho me samji chaapa par gaya

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  12. HakeeM na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea.
    bohat mushkil se aik aurat razy hue.
    doodh pilaatay hue wo aurat garam ho gae
    aur sexy aawaz main boly…
    Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?
    sardar jee: agar saath biscuit b mil jain to maza a jae ga…

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  13. new marrige cuple train se jate hoe surng se guzry
    HASBAND: ager pata hota k itni lambi surang hai to mai is ka faida otha leta
    Wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thay

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  14. Ja “Sms” Ja Mere Piyary Dost Ke Pass Ja
    Ager Wo Bessy Ho To Ruk Jan
    Or “Ager” Free Ho To Un Ke Gand Main Ghus Jana
    Or Tub Tak Hillty Rehna Jub Tak Wo Mujhy
    Koi Acha Sa Sms Reply Na Kery

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.

  15. Man: Kiss Karun?
    Gal: Lipstick Kharab Hogi.
    Man: Boob Dabaun.?
    Gal: T-Shirt Kharab Hogi.?
    Man: Fuck?
    Gal: Period Me Hun.?
    Man: Don’t Say Loose Motions Hai

    Text message filed under Adult SMS.