Adult SMS / text messages

Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi Yeh Afvah Kisi Maderchod Ne Phelaye ho gi Hum to Rahenge Ap ki gand Ma ghus Ker Umeed hay Itni Jaga To Ap ne Banaye Ho Gi

SOOPER Biscuits Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho? Daughter: sooper mama Mama:Chest kaisi hai? Daughter: sooper mama Mama: or GAND Daughter:Woh to hay hi SOOPER Mama: Beta pata hai hum nay tumharee mangni PATHAN say tay kar dee hai. Daughter: sooper mama, hoon…kya??? pathan hai? Please aisa na karain ,wo sirf gand maray ga.Aap nani [...]

Every mans wish . . Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet kar shirt utari . . . . . . . Kaash , Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeete . . . . . . . :- )

Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology? Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology

Sex Is Like NOKIA (Connecting People) Like NIKE (Just Do It) Like PEPSI (Ask For More) Like SAMSUNG (Everyone Is Invited) And Like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)

KHABARDAR Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain or BOYS awaragi karian gy. Es leya GIRS apni BREAST, GAAND or CHOUT ko BOYS k HAAT, UNGLI or LUN ki pouch se dour rakhain or aikaly ghar se nikalty waqt kum se kum 1 CONDOM apny hand-bag main ly [...]

Policman: JAIL main kese aye? SARDAR: Aik larki interview le rahi thi,uske SEENE pe “PRESS” AUR MENE PRESS KER DIYA.

A Teacher Ask “Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?” A Child Replies”Feet Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I’m Comin

Hum To Samjhe The Zakham Hai Bher Jaye Ga Kia Khabar Thi K Rag-O-Jan Mein Uter Jaye Ga Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki Lakeeron mein Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga

A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife But the call went to a cricket stadium He asked what is the condition He died after what he heard… “7 Are already out 3 More will be out hopefully by lunch The first one was a duck…!!!”

condom aur boom may kia farq hay? boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya say jata hay condom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya may ata hay