condom aur boom may kia farq hay?
boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya say jata hay
condom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya may ata hay
Adult SMS / text messages
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condom aur boom may kia farq hay?
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Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?
HakeeM na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea.
bohat mushkil se aik aurat razy hue.
doodh pilaatay hue wo aurat garam ho gae
aur sexy aawaz main boly…
Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?
sardar jee: agar saath biscuit b mil jain to maza a jae ga…Text message filed under Adult SMS.
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Maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!
News reporter Nargis se : ap ko kon sa cricketer acha lagta hai ?
Nargis : Yuhana
News reporter : maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!Text message filed under Adult SMS.
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Wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thay
new marrige cuple train se jate hoe surng se guzry
HASBAND: ager pata hota k itni lambi surang hai to mai is ka faida otha leta
Wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thayText message filed under Adult SMS.
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shama pe chala muqadma
shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka
pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon masoom ka
keny lagi shama parwana jawani k josh main jhoom raha tha
mere agy pichy ghom raha tha
khon na karti to kiya karti bhari mehfil main mujhy chom raha THAText message filed under Adult SMS.
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Bye ;->
Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number….
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Bye ;->Text message filed under Adult SMS.
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My number has been changed.
My number has been changed.
So plz call me onmy new number:-
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Agar maira nokar uthaye to usko 2,4 suna dena wo apneaap ko police wala kehta hai…Text message filed under Adult SMS.
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Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya.
Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya.
Ma said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi.
a girl-aunti chinta mat karo mai ne dikha di thiText message filed under Adult SMS.
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Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga
Hum To Samjhe The Zakham Hai Bher Jaye Ga
Kia Khabar Thi K Rag-O-Jan Mein Uter Jaye Ga
Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki Lakeeron mein
Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye GaText message filed under Adult SMS.
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SOOPER Biscuits
SOOPER Biscuits
Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho?
Daughter: sooper mama
Mama:Chest kaisi hai?
Daughter: sooper mama
Mama: or GAND
Daughter:Woh to hay hi SOOPER
Mama: Beta pata hai hum nay tumharee mangni PATHAN say tay kar dee hai.
Daughter: sooper mama, hoon…kya??? pathan hai? Please aisa na
karain ,wo sirf gand maray ga.Aap nani kaisay bano ge..Text message filed under Adult SMS.