Adult SMS / text messages

condom aur boom may kia farq hay?
boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya say jata hay
condom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya may ata hay

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“I am Sick, not coming on work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar again sent sms 2 boss:
“Now I am ok, Your Wife is really sweet

Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho
Dhup Niklay Aur Surso Pilli Na Ho
To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay
Neend May Ap Ki Yaad Ahay Aur Shalwar Gili Na Ho
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Sardar: Mujhe Phone per Dhamkiya Mil Rahi hain
Police: Kaun hai woh?
Sardar: BSNL wale bolte hain k Bill na Bhara to
“Kaat Denge”

Never Dance Naked
Because The Body Has Parts
That Do Not Stop Moving When
The Music Stops.

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives a Baby!

Que. What is the definition of “burning love”?
Ans. It’s when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake

Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?
Student:Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar

kaash main tumhe dekho
JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO
jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye
AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA
hath or kaho
MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN
apna dil
AB TO LE LO MERI
har khushi
OR MUJHE DEDO APNA
har gam
FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI
aankhen or kahu
DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI
mera
dil…

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!

3 Facts Of Life:
Ghareeb Aur Boobs Hamesha Dabte Hai.
Musibat Aur Penis Kabhi Bhi Khade Ho Jate Hai.
Kismat Aur Bra Kabhi Bhi Khul Sakti Hai

Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara Ho Raha Hai …

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath thi…

Youn Honton say Hont Mila lena
Kuch Dil kee bat mana lena
Kuch Hamari piyas bugha dena
Kuch Apni Piays Barha Lena

phuddi ,mummay , hount kuch bhi nahi
chudai ek fun kay siwa kuch bhi nahi
tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay
humaray pass lund kay siwa kuch bhi nahi

Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay
Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To
App ki B.V ko
agar B.V na Hoo to
App k Maa Baap Ko
Agar Maa Baap bhi Naa Ho to
APp k Behan bahiyon ko
Sardar : koi iesi policy Nahi Jiss say muje Pesa Miley
Numaynda : [...]

Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya.
Ma said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi.
a girl-aunti chinta mat karo mai ne dikha di thi

Aik Lerka Lerki Say: May Kunvari Lerkiyoo Say Sex Nahi Kerta
Lerki : Vo Kiyoo
Lerka : Kyoon K Mujhay Khoon Kharaba Pasand Nahi Hai

Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It
Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame
10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain
Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name.
Enjoy It Or Think It Before You Do It.

Girls ar best vehicles:
Front 2 Horns.
Back 2 Bumpers.
Self Lubricant When Hot.
Monthly Automatic Oil Change.
Highest Mileage of 9 Mnth

Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha,
“Maa mere pitaji kaise the?”
Maa boli, “Pata nahi beta, Piche se aaye the, aur piche se hi chale gaye!”

shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka
pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon masoom ka
keny lagi shama parwana jawani k josh main jhoom raha tha
mere agy pichy ghom raha tha
khon na karti to kiya karti bhari mehfil main mujhy chom raha THA

News reporter Nargis se : ap ko kon sa cricketer acha lagta hai ?
Nargis : Yuhana
News reporter : maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!