Sameer soomro dabangg 1 bacha dabang film

SaMeer SooMro

DABANGG…!!!!

1 Bacha Dabang film dekh kr

aya….!

School mein sir:

Tumhare saare ans galat hain

marks dain to kahan se?

… Bacha:

KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI…

MARKS HE TO MANG RAHE HAIN,

CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR

MAAR K BHI LE SAKTE HAIN

Sir:

Begairat

Bacha:

BEGAIRAT SE YAAD AAYA

AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?

Sir:

Nikal ja meri class se

Bacha:

CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO

WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED

KARENGE K CONFUJE HO JAOGE K

MARKS KAHAN DEIN OR ZERO

KAHAN DAIN!…:) 😀

The pyramids in egypt are actually

THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY……………………………

………. RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

* BREAKING NEWS:

NASA DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE…..!!

RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

India me ik new canima khula jis

India me ik new canima khula jis ka naam

‘GHANDHI KI DHOTI’

Rakha gaya,

Jb koi new film ati to uska poster kuch is tarha parha jata.

Ghandhi ki dhoti me spider man.

Ghandhi ki dhoti me kuch kuch hota hai,

Ghandhi ki dhoti me halchal,

Ghandhi ki dhoti me phr hera pheri.

Ghandhi ki dhoti me dil waly duluhnya le jain gy,

Ghandhi ki dhoti me india,

Ghamdhi ki dhoti me 3 idiots.

Ghandhi ki dhoti me ajab prem ki gazab kahani,

Ghandhi ki dhoti me Aag.

Ghandhi ki dhoti me likh kr koi film ka nam lo or mazy kro

Rajni doesnt find bugs in any code

Rajni doesn’t find bugs in any code, because ‘Bugs’ come to watch his movie & they’re caught.. J

They have found ‘Bugs’ in Da Vinci code in similar fashion.. J

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Rajnikantcan make his girlfriend admit her mistake!..

Rajnikant can answer THE question “Do I Look Fat in this??…

Rajnikant can answer THE question How much do you love me??

Agar doctors filme banate to un filmo

Agar Doctors filme banate To un filmo k naam ye hote…

X-Ray Ho Na Ho,

Kaho Na Bukhar Hy,

Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam,

Mere Yaar Ka Operation Hai,

Kaash Ap Humare Patient Hote,

Mein Dettol Ki Deewani Hoon,

Hamara Thermometer Ap K Pass Hai,

Kabhi Drip Kabhi Injection,

Zukaam To Hona Hi Tha:-P

Aapne ab tak sholay movie kitni bar

Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ?

5 Baar

4 Baar

3 Baar ?

Chaloo 2 Baar Hi Dekhi Ho Gi. . . .

Tou Is Question Ko Sochna Phir Answer Dena. . .

Ok? ? ?

Who Played Double Role In Film Sholay?

Think

Think

Think

Answer Is :

” King George ”

Jo Amitabh K Sikkay K Dono Baju Par Tha :p

Once amitabh bachchan and pran were travelling

Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came after hours and Pran boarded off. Mr. Bachchan remained. A stranger co-passenger asked to Mr. Bachchan, “Both of you seemed good friend, why didn’t you go away with him.” Amitabh said, “Pran jae per Vachan na jae.”

Nehru sir gandhi and singh went to

Nehru sir ,Gandhi sir and singh sir went to america to attend a seminar after completing it they had a dinner.at that party Nehru just joked ‘every thing is nice have some rice’ all the delegates claped and our gandhi told’everyone are fine have some wine ‘again all of them claped at last our singh sir just thinking what to tell he told’U BASTARD HAVE SOME CUSTURD’

Facebook movies names 1 jab we

FACEBOOK MOVIES NAMES.

1- Jab We Chat.. =x

2- Namaste facebook.. =P

3- Hum Aapke Hain Mutual friend.. =4- 7 Gaali Maaf.. =$

5- Hum Like kar Chuke Sanam.. ?

6- Kabhi Relationship, Kabhi Single.. =|

7- Main Ne POKE Kyn kiya ?!? =$

8- Mujhse FRIENDSHIP Karoge.. =D

9- Mere Brother Ki Profile.. =)

10-Login Kiya To Derna Kiya =p

Altaf kon banega crorepati khelne gya

Altaf: Kon Banega Crorepati Khelne Gya!

AMITAB BHACHAN: Ne Question Pucha!

Q: Whats Ur Father Name?

ALTAF: Plz Option Dena?

A: Qaim Ali Shah

B: Dr:Qadir Mangsi

C: Sain G.M Syed

D: Bush

ALTAF: Life Line 50/50

A: Qaim Ali Shah

D: Bush

ALTAF: Audience Vote

75% Qaim Ali Shah

25% Bush

ALTAF: Meri Akhri Life Line Phone A Frnd

AMITAB: Kis Ko Call Krenge?

ALTAF: Apne Baap Zulifqar Mirza Ko

Imagine meera as a game teacher

Imagine Meera as a Game Teacher…

1. There is no wind in the football.

2. I talk, He talk, Why you middle talk?

3. You rotate the ground 4 times.

4. You go & understand the tree.

5. I’ll give clap on your face.

6. Bring your parents with your mother & father.

7. Why haircut not cut!:-O

Film looto pakistan hero asif zardari

FILM

‘Looto Pakistan’

HERO:

Asif Zardari

HEROIN:

Fouzia wahab

SIDE HERO:

Yousaf Raza Gillani

VILLANS:

Sharif Brothers,

Imran Khan &

Qazi Hussain Ahmd

GUEST APPEARANCE:

Altaf Hussain

SUPPORTING ACTORS:

Fazl-ur-Rahman,

Asfand Yar Wali

SINGER:

Firdos Ashiq awan

Rehman Malik

DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY: Taliban

ACTION BY:

Pak Army

SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice

DIRECTOR:

America

FINANCED BY:

Poor People Of Pakistan.

You and me.

Theres nothing rajni can do rajinikanth

There’s Nothing Rajni Can Do

Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ‘Bang!’

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

Your silly two eyes took away the

Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took away the Rest Of My Heart Away.

The Rest of My Heart Was Taken Away By ur Silly silly Two Eyes…!

samajh nahi aayi?

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.

.

.

Ab ajayegi

.

.

.

Tere Mast Mast Do nain Mere Dil Ka legaye Chain.

Mere Dil Ka Legaye Chain Tere Mast Mast Do Nain…

If engineer starts making films the

IF Engineer Starts Making Films .

The Name Will Be . . .

‘Current Ho na Ho’

‘Janam Supply Karo’

‘Aa Ab B.Tech Karain’

‘Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C’

‘Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia’

‘Engineer No.1’

‘Engineeering Koi Khel Nahi’

‘Input Wale Output Le Jayenge’

‘Maine Engineering Kion Li ?

Iiffa awards nominees for best singers are

Iiffa awards nominees for best singers are: 😉

Mika singh

song: dhinka chika dhinka chika (Ready)

Rahat Fateh Ali

song: Rabba mein to mar gaya re (Mausam)

Rahat Fateh Ali

song: Teri Meri Prem Kahani (Bodyguard)

And the winner is

Altaf Hussain

Song: burqay me rehne do burqa na uthao (London)

Mvies f cllg life clssesbrdsht attendceher

‘Mövies Öf Cöllègé Life,

(Clässes)=Bärdäsht

(Attendäce)=Herä Pheri

(Cläss RoOm)=Nö Entry

(Teächer)=Jäni Dushman

(Exäm)=Evil Deåd

(Exäminer)=DÖn

(Fri

(Qüestion Päper)=Ek Päheli

(Answer Päper)=Körä Käghäz

(Resült)=Sädmä

(Päss)=Çhämätkär

(Fail)=Devdäs

(Fütüre)=Fännä

(VäcätiÖn)=Mästi.iend Düring Päper)=Hüm Aäpke Hain Kaün?

(Vivä)=EncÖünter

(Cöürse)=Gödzillä

(Märking)=Andhä QänÖön

(Exäm Time)=Qäyämät

(Çheäting)=Läge RähÖ Münnä Bha’

Filmi madical reps veer jahan bhi

Filmi madical reps

‘VEER’

jahan bhi hath dalu 20000 ke sale nikal leta hu

‘WANTED’

Ek Baar Jo Mene ‘Sale’ Krna Shuru Kr Di to

uske baad to Mai Apni ‘adjustment’ Ki Bhi Nhi sochta

‘DABBANG’

Hum tumhare area me itna maal phaikai gai k confuse ho jaoge k konsa consume karna hai or konsa phaikna hai

‘READY’

Sales ke Duniya me 3 chezao ko kabi undersetemate mat karna

party,whole saler,and kachi gali

‘BODY-GUARD’

Mujh par ek ehsaan krna k mujai apni party ka number mat dena.

Enjoy all medical rep just like salman Khan.

rajni sentences the judge in court

-Rajni sentences the judge in the court

– He can declare the third umpire out !

– He can red-card a soccer match referee.

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spelling of rajnikant is ‘Rajnikant’ because there is nothing like Rajni Can’t

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Sufi banaspati jo naam hai aitamad ka

SUFI BANASPATI

jo naam hai aitamad ka,

MUNNI ko cooking ka shoq hua,

Mama le aai Sufi,

Sufi pe aitamad jo tha,

Subah uthi to na MUNNI thi na SUFI,

Sufi pe aitamad jo tha,

3 saal bad wapas ayi to sath mein Habib,

kosar

or

Sultan bhi tha.

Aur karo Sufi pe aitamad!

Kr di na MUNni

badnam:

Agr police waly film bnana shuru kr

Agr Police waly film bnana shuru kr den to film k name is tarah hon gy.

Hindi films name….

Rawangi Ho Na Ho,

Kaho Na weekend Hai,

Hum transfer (tabdla) krwa chuky Snam,

Aaj Mere Yaar Ki peshi Hai,

Kash Ap Hamare munshi Hote,

Dil wale daak ly jain gay,

Sahab to pagal hai,

Humara goshwara Aap K Pass Hai,

Kabhi RPO Kahbi CPO,

Gair hazir To Hona Hi tha.

SHO apna apna.

Ye rastay hain passing out k.

Thana ho to aisa.