Yah ayag ayid anab fooqaweb ok paa

YAH AYAG AYID ANAB FOOQAWEB OK PAA:-

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Spelling end ki taraf se parrho.

Brain test after reading this sentence you

BRAIN TEST…

After reading this

sentence

You will realize that

the the brain doesn’t recognize

….a second ‘the’.

…Now you read it again to

see if that’s true . . .

1 aqalmand insan ka bewakoof insan se

1 Aqalmand Insan ka 1 Bewakoof insan Se Sawal:

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‘Sari Dunya Tumhain Bewaqoof Kyun kehti he?

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Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe ho?

Jawab do..:-)

Kuch is tarah us ne mera waqt

Kuch is tarah us ne mera Waqt barbad kia

‘yaro’

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G G bilkul

isi tarah..

You are one of the most cute

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

Ohat saal pehle ki baat hai

ßohat saal pehle ki baat hai

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Es liye to main bhol gia hun wrna btata)

Im so sorry main tum sy 1

I’m so sorry main tum sy 1 baat chupai hai but ye baat sunney k bad is ka hamari dosti par koi asar nahi hona chahiye dekho tum mujhy ghalat mat samjna mujhy afsos hai k maine tum ko pehly ye keyon nahi btaya is se pehly k tum ko kisi or se pata chaly main tum ko khud hi bata doon k

tamatar sastay ho gay hain.

Main apne poory hosh o hawaas me apne ammi

Main apne poory Hosh-O-Hawaas me Apne

Ammi

Abbu

Dada

Dadi

Bhai

Doston

Aur sab Azizon, ki qasam kha k kehta hon,K main..

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is Number per

03218800317

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Rs.’20’ ka

‘Easy-Load’

krwaon ga.

Le beta Ab to tu ne Qasam kha li hai,

Ab Easy-Load to karwana hi prrega

Dost woo hi hai jo jo

Dost woo hi hai

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Pora $m$ parhy aur gusa na kare:-)

4 pathan kabro ki ooper se ak

4 pathan kabro ki ooper se ak murdy ko tezi se leke ja rahy thy

tabhi ak aadmi bola

oye shrm karo neechy murdy hein

Pathan Bola: hum ne konsa humny World Cup Uthaya Hai

Yeh jo log some text missing walay

Yeh jo log some text missing walay SMS karte hain

mujhe in per bohut gussa aata hai

Dil to chahta hai k main unko

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Larki aaj me tume wo jaga dikhaungi

Larki: AaJ me tume wo jaga dikhaungi jahan mera appendix ka operation hua tha.

Larka khush ho k:

Han jaldi dikhao..

Larki: wo dekho…

‘Agha Khan Hospital’

Aik larke ka voilet chori hogaya wo

aik larke ka voilet chori hogaya….

wo police wale k pass gaya

police man: voilet mai kya kya tha

larka: pata nhi sir, mai ne abhi abhi choraya tha….:D

Jo ho gaya wo hona hoga or

Jo

Ho gaya

wo

Ho gaya

Jo

Hona Hoga

wo Hoga

or

Jo Nahi

Hona Hy

wo

Nahi Hoga

Kyun k

Jo

Hona Hy

wo to

Hoga Hi Hoga

Ab

Dekhna ye Hy

K

Kia Hoga?

or

kese Hoga

or

nahi Hoga

to

Kia Nahi

Hoga?

Hone Ko to

Kuch B Hoga

Yehi

Sochna Hy

K

Kia Hoga?

Agr

Kuch Hoga

to thek Hoga

or

Nahi Hoga

to b

thek Hoga

or

Thek Nahi Hoga

to Kuch

Kese thek

Hoga?

Ab ap batao

k agey

Kia Hoga?

Nahi pata?

To

Kisi or Ko

ye msg

Bhejo

Time Pass Hoga

Nahi Hoga

To wo pagal to zaror hoga.

Mera number kal se off ho jaye

Mera number kal se off ho jaye ga because mera visa lag gaya hai

I m going to ENGLAND for 3years INSHALLAH

Apni duaon me yaad rakhna

InshaAllah rabta rahe ga

Mera naya number ye hoga whan

009703218800317

Miss you all time

Kal raat ye khuwab aaya tha:-*

Aj Shayad canada Jaon;-)

Pathan apne dost se hamara biwi hum

Pathan apne dost se

Hamara biwi hum ko

Chor k chala gya,

Dost tum us ka khyal nai rakhta ho ga ,

Pathan Nai oye Qasam Khuda ka sagi bhain

Ki tara khyal rakhta

Tha.

2 pyaz 3 lasan 50 gm zira

2 Pyaz

3 Lasan

50 Gm Zira

3 Pao Mirch

2 Spøøn Namak

1 Cup Water

Aur

Thora sa Hara Danya

Pata Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

AapKo

bewaqof

Aur

Wo B Masala laga k.

Aik ustaad apne shagird se kheta jesa

aik ustaad apne shagird se kheta jesa karo gye wesa bahro gye natija wali khani sonaao.

shagird:aik din hum un ke gher gye wo soye huwai tha.aor aik din wo hamaray gher aye hum soye huwai tha. natija jesa karo ga wesa bahro gye.

Yar wo larki mar gai hai

Yar wo larki mar gai hai

Sent :

21:12:2011

08:55:55:pM

Ye msg sb ko send kro 90% pagl reply kren gy Kon c larki?

A young girl after her honeymoon came

A young girl after her honeymoon

came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :

When this 70 year old bastard told me

he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Bohat achay wah kya baat hai

Bohat Achay..

Wah

Kya Baat Hai

Bohat Aala

Great Yaar

Zabardst

Daad Deni Paregi

Brilliant

DiL Khush Kar Diya

La Jawab

Khubsurat

Bari Himmat Hai

Kamal Hai

Amazing

Shabash

Herat Hai

Khushi Bi

YaQeen Nahi Aata

K

Itna FUZUL SMS B Parh Lete Ho…

Aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal

aslaam o aliakum

dostoo ye ghazal chaheay mujay kisi dost ne mangi hay agar kisi k pas ho tu plz mere No. pe send kar dena.

us k honton pe honton k nishaa chhorh aya hon

us ne mangi thi muhbat ki nishani muj se

Gabbr kitny aadmi thy samba sardar

Gabbr:

Kitny aadmi thy?

Samba:

Sardar 2?

Gabbr:

Mujy ginti nai ati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Samba:

Sardar 2,1 k bad ata hai

Gabbr:

Or 2 k pehly?

Samba:

2 k pehly 1 ata hai

Gabr:

To beech me kon ata ha?

Samba:

koi nhi

Gabr:

To phr dono 1 sath q nhi aty?

Samba:

1 k bad hi 2 a skta hai, q k 2,1 se bra ha

Gabr:

2,1 se kitna bra hai?

Samba:

2,1 se 1 bra hai

Gabr:

agr 2,1 se 1 bra h,to 1, 1 se kitna bra ha?

Smba:

KANJRA menu goli mar dy menu Nai pta..

Jo ho gia wo hona hoga

Jo

Ho Gia

Wo Ho Gia

Jo

Hona Hoga

Wo Hoga

Or Jo Ni

Hona Hy

Wo Ni Hoga

Q K Jo

Hona Hy

Wo To

Hoga Hi Hoga

Ab Dekhna Hy

K Kia

Hoga?

OR

Kia Ni

Ho ga

H ne Ko To

Kuch B Hoga

Yehi

Sochna Hy

K Kia

Hoga?

Agr

Kuch Hoga

To Theek

Hoga OR

Ni Hoga

Tu B Theek

Hoga

OR

Theek Ni Hoga

To Kuch

Kyse

Ho Ga?

Ab AP Batao K Aage Kia Hoga?

Kisi Or

Ko

AP

B

Bhejo

Acha

Time Pas Hoga

Ni hoga to wo

pagal to zuror

hoga.

Jo tmko ho psand wohi bat kahenge

Jo Tmko Ho Psand Wohi Bat Kahenge,

Tum Din Ko Agr Raat Kaho,

Raat Kahenge,

suraj ko agr chand kaho

Chand kahenge

Q, K

Pagal k sath zid Nhi Ki Jati.

Assalam o alaikum jesa k aap janty hen

Assalam-o-Alaikum

Jesa

K

Aap

Janty

Hen

Mera

Muqsad

Koi

Lambi

Chori

Taqreer

Ka

Nahi

hy,

Na

Hi

Me

Koi

Lambi

Chori

Kahani

Sunany

wali

hon

Mein

Janta

Hon

K

Aj

Kal

Waqt

Kisi

K

Pas

Nhi,

Na

Hi

Ap

K

Pas

Lambi

Bat

Sunany

Ka

Waqt

Hy

or

Na

Hi

Mere

Pas

Lambi

Bat

Sunany

Ka,

So

Matlab

Ki

Bat

Karty

Hen,How R u?

Islamabad airport pr pia ki flight

Islamabad

airport

pr

PIA

ki

Flight no.9

K

plane

Ki

Seat no.52

Pr

Baithay

Passanger

K

sath

Mai

Khari

Air hostes

K

Boyfrnd

K

Ghar

Ke

Bed room

K

Attach bath

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Right

Side

Wali

Window

K

Sath

Wali

Gali

K

Pehlay

Mor

Par

Mojud

School

Ki

Class

4th

K

Teacher

Table

K

Samne

Wale

Row

Ke

4th

Bench

Ke

Sath

Wale

Bench

Pr

Baithe

Hue

Student

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Bag

Mai

Pari

Hui

Urdu

Ki

Book

K

Page number 57

Ki

Line number 10

Mai

Likha

Tha

K

dosron ka time waste karna buri baat hai

Tanhaiyaan bewaqoof jab

TANHAIYAAN

*”~”~”~”~”*

*”~”~”~”*

Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to

Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho?

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

G 0 ol gappy kitny tasty

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Ol GAPPY KITNY TASTY HOTY HAIN! Hain na….

APKO KIA LAGA GOOD MORNING or wo b is TIME.

Sorry galti se ye msg aapko send

Sorry! galti se ye msg Aapko send ho geya

nechy mat dekhna

nechy ulta sedha likha hua hy.

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‘ULTA’

‘SEDHA

Hr aasman me sitare nahi hote

Hr

Aasman

me

Sitare

nahi

hote

Hr

samandar

k

Kinare

nahi

hote

Hr

nazar

se

Ishare

nahi

hote

Hr

bahar

me

Nazare

nahi

hote

Hr

park

me

Favare

nahi

hote

Hr

jaam

k

Pemane

nahi

hote

Sabhi

hasino

k

Divane

nahi

hote

Hr

gham

k

Fasane

nahi

hote

Hr

msg

ka

end

nahi

hota

Darakht

pe

lage

hen

aam

Ja

k

tor

lo

Agar

kuch

reh

gaya

hy

To

khud

jor

lo

Ab

ghussy

se

muu

na

phulao

Mentos

khao

or

dimaagh

ki

batti

jalao

or

bijli

ka

bil

bachao

Mene

Apko

boht

pakaya

Ab

Aap

kisi

or

ko

pakao

Itni

der

se

sms

parh

rahe

ho

Jao

Kuch

kha

p

k

aao

Mera

kam

ho

gaya

Ab

Aap

apna

hunar

dikhao

Aap

ne

parh

liya

Ab

doosron

ko parhao.

Aaj humara unwaan hai maa maa

Aaj humara unwaan hai

‘MAA’

Maa kon hoti hai?

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‘Abbu ki Biwi’

Her baat pe emotional na ho jaya karo Yar. .*

rocKINGsS

Recipe1 take a bowl of grapes 2

RECIPE1-

Take a bowl of grapes

2- Hold it in your Hand

3-Stand in front of mirror

4-The dish is ready……

RECIPE NAME:

‘LANGOOR KE HATH MAIN ANGOOR’ ….. ;D hahaha

*~??~Chiddi~??~*

Exam me sawal ayak challnge kisy khty

Exam me Sawal ayak “CHALLNGE” kisy khty hy…??

student Ny pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr lkha”

APNy BAP Ki AULAD Hy TO

PASS KAR K DiKHA,

its

chellenge……!!

Teek da che mayan woma kho was

Teek da che mayan woma kho was me tooba kare da……….. , ,

Laga moda oshwa parharoona me warghale de..

Samjh aai?

Mujhe b nahe aai thi farward kr do.

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya !

1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ?

Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.

Kahan pe ho reply naheee krna

kahan pe ho? Reply

Naheee krna plzz..

Jahan b ho

KHUSH raho Apne kharche pe!

Sub ko send karo aur dekho

kon kahan hy :;)

Pagal hone ka tareeqa wa

Pagal hone ka tareeqa:

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WA KIA BAT HAI

Kina shoq a pagal hon da.. 😀

Plz lahore main rehny walon ko inform

Plz LAHORE main rehny walon ko inform zarur Kar dain k

Lari adda,

PU old campus,

PU new campus,

AKBAR chuk,

LOHARI gate,

Multani gate,

CHOBURGI ,

Ghala mandi,

Sabzi mandi

Airport road,

chowk THOKAR,

Sadar bazaar,

jail road,

Dubai chowk,

Railway station ,

Carry shop,

Harbanspura,

Mughal pura,

Dharampura,

Garhi shuh,

Samnabd

Mithai chowk

Qainchi

Chungi

Moon market

Kareem block

Ichhra

Fortres stadium

Walton

Shahdra

Per kharboozy aa gaye hain.

Shukria:

Woh kon sa saanp hai jo jab

Woh kon sa ‘Saanp’ hai jo jab kisi ko kaat le to us ke saath wala insan hansta hai ?

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‘Luddo’ wala

Plz dont read this nahi to

Plz don’t read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

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dekha ho gaya na

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TIME WASTE!!

Yr aik favour chahiye thi kal se

Yr aik favour chahiye thi.

kal se mein apne student ko math parhaoun ga 1st year ka.

Mjhe plz bs itna bata day k Agr hm quadratic Formula use krte huwe ‘0’ ko equvilant len or varible ka square root nikaal k usko integrate kren,

To jo answer aye usko laplace equation me put kr k evaluate kren & constant ko neglect kr k uska invrse nikaal k graph paper pr plot kren to kya

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Us paper ka ‘Jahaaz’ ban jyega?

Parh to ese rahay hy jese math k profesor ho:);)

Tough love a dying man smells

Tough Love

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife’s wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

‘No, you can’t have those! They’re for the funeral!’

Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan

Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan tareeqa

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Bivi hy?? jo tareeqa dhoond rhay ho,;-)

Jazbat dekho zara aj kal k bachon ky… :p

Mil gaya ho lala lala dichakaan

Mil Gaya!

Mil Gaya!

Ho Ho Ho

Mil Gaya!

Lala lala

Mil Gaya!

Dichakaan Dichakaan

Mil Gaya!

Taara RamPam pam

Mil Gaya!

Yaah Hoo

Mil Gaya!

Dhinak Tin Taah

Mil gaya!

Totak totak tootiyan hayjamalo

mil Gaya!

Mera Fazool

msg Parhne

Wala!

Ek Or

Vela Bnda’

Mil Gaya”

What is the height of mixed emotion

What is the height of Mixed Emotion?

Ur Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes & you dont know whether to laugh or cry……..

Hi doing nothing then make a

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

‘HeArT aTtAcK’

Aoato all my friend cousins i

AOA,To All my Friend & Cousins,

I have a good news for all of you, I am here to ammounce that my ‘MARRIAGE’ has been decided by the grace of Almighty Allah on 15 Jan.

Mehndi 14 Jan @ 9 PM

BARAT : 15 Jan @ 8 AM

Walima 16 Jan @ 8 PM

Thanks,

Note: Year Will be decided Soon

‘INSHALLAH’

Bhot acha khubsorat

bhot acha bhot khubsorat

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Ek zabrdust dil hila dene wala sms

Ek Zabrdust Dil Hila Dene Wala sMs

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Kal Karun ga 😀

Ap ko dil ki gehraiyon se

Ap

ko

DIL KI GEHRAIYON

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EID

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EID

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EIDHI

FOUNDATION

Ki

Help

Karni

Chahiye.

Shukria!;)

Tm log to bs

Eid manalo har mahine.

1 air line ne announce kia k

1 AIR LINE NE ANNOUNCE KIA K NEW JORDON K LAY FORIGN TRIP HE NAAM LIKHWA DAIN

TRIP K BAD AIR LINE WLON NE GHAR LETTER LIKHA K HAMARA TRIP KESA LAGA 90% JAWAB THA KAUN SA TRIP ?

SAB APNI GIRL FRIENDS KO LE GAY THAYY HAHA

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Kal 99 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Kal 99 logon ko bewakoof banaya.

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Ab 100 HO GAYE.

Hurry up fill in the blanks with

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu

Kal 127 logon ko bewaqoof banaya

Kal 127 logon ko Bewaqoof banaya … !!!

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kese ???

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neechey dekho….!!

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Aisey hi ….!! 😛

ab

127 se ziyada ho gaye

8 amazing fact 1india me 95

8 AMAZING FACT.

1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nahi pete

2:U.K me ab tk jurwan bache peda nahi huwe

3:Nepal me Tigers insano k sath sote hen

4:Saanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hai

5:ZEBRA ka Dil nahi hota

6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hai

7: Hathi ki dum k 1 baal se 1 waqt mai 3 mobile ki betry charg kar sakte hain

8:Ye sub baten galt hein

Hamari light nahi hai,time pass kr rahe tha…

Ghor se parhne ka shukrya…

Ik 90 saal k zaeef insan hospital

Ik 90 Saal k zaeef insan hospital main hai

un k liye dua ki khasoosi darkhast hay!

Un ki tamam umer neki k kam kerte hi guzar gye he.

Un k ghar walay mere boht achay janane walay hain or wo tamam log boht zyada pareshan hain

Wo boorha insan kisi ka dada, taaya, abba, nana lagta hay.

Unki beemari abi tk Doctors se diagnose nhi ho paayi hay!

Kai Gharon ka chula un ki waja se jal raha hey,

Wo ik maheene se behosh hain or beech main kuch seconds k liye hosh aata hay

Orchilla k kehte hain

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‘MAZA AWAMI

KHA BADAMI

Msge ghor se prhne ka shukria! 😉

1 admi apny dost k gar gya

1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu

Urdu ki kitab me likha hai

Urdu ki kitab me likha hai

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Idher thori likha hai, urdu ki kitab me likha hai..:-)

If ever in your life u r

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Maine apni lyf mein b0ht dhoke khaye

Maine apni lyf mein b0ht dhoke khaye hain.

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Apple,

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Sb dhoke khaien hain.! 0r apne?:)

Kal 125 logo ko bewakoof banaya

Kal 125 Logo Ko Bewakoof Banaya…

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Niche Dekho..

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Bas,Aise Hi!

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Ab 126 HOGAYE!

Koi aik prinda choose kro to me

Koi aik prinda choose kro to me tumko bta skta hun k tmhari aqal kitni taiz hai,

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HAAN AAP KO

HAAN G HAAN

Sirf aap ko

‘TangKrna Tha’

Baap bete se beta doodh ka glass

Baap bete se:

Beta doodh ka glass pi lo.

Beta: No Dady,

muje nhi pina

Baap: Beta jan agr doodh nhi piyoge to baray kese hogay?

Beta: Dady apko bhi to doodh pasand nahi hai,

phir bhi aap baray ho gaey hain

main bhi nahi piunga to bara ho jaunga

Baap: Achey bachey zid nahi kartey

agr mere achey betey ho to doodh pee lo jaldi se

Beta: OK Dady

Or is trha uskay betay ne sara doodh pe lya

Msg ghor sy perhnay ka shukriya

Maloom hai aap bohut busy ho

MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.

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ISS LIYE KUCH NAHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PARHNA PARTA!..

Yar tm se pochna tha k agr

yar tm se pochna tha k agr hum quadratic formula use krte hoe 0 ko equvlant len aur varible ka square root nikal k usko integrate kren

to jo ans ae usko placed equation ma put kr k evaluate kren nd constant ko nglct kr k uska invrse nikal k graph paper pr plot kren to kya

Us paper ka jahaz bun jaega? 😀

Ketna khobsorat jangal hy ao mairy 7

KETNA KHOBSORAT JANGAL HY AO MAIRY 7 JANGAL KI SAIR KARO,

CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGeY 1 HATHI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY 1 SHAIR HIRON PINY RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY THAPAR MARA, JAB HATHI OR CHEETA NY PuCHA KEH AAP NY ESY KEYON MARA TO SHAIR BOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY

Aag dil me lagi jab wo khafa

aag dil me lagi jab wo khafa hueAag Dil Me Lagi Jab wo khafa hue Mehsoos hua Tab, Jab wo Juda hue Karke wafa Kuchh DE Na Sake wo Per Bahut Kuchh De Gaye Jb wo Bewafa hueAag Dil Me Lagi Jab wo khafa hue Mehsoos hua Tab, Jab wo Juda hue Karke wafa Kuchh DE Na Sake wo Per Bahut Kuchh De Gaye Jb wo Bewafa hue