Bewakoof SMS Collection

Ur 5 qualities 1 2 3

Ur 5 qualities: 1——— 2——— 3——— 4——— 5——— Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya.. Bel bjae to ek chota bacha bahir nkla.. Admi bola: beta apke abu ghr par hai?? Bacha:

Ulloo kitna befikar prinda hy

ULLOO ! Kitna Befikar Prinda hy Duniya Esko Nakara smjti hy Es me AQAL Nam ki koi chez nai hoti mgr Bechare ki Himat

Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi

Someone misses u needs worries about

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO …

Dil k mehfil me ujala kijiye

Dil k Mehfil me ujala kijiye, Roz sweet se msg diya kijiye, Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi janab, Apno k liye thora sa waqt nikala

Salam 9876543210 ye mera new

Salam, +9876543210 Ye Mera ‘NEW’ . . . . . . Number Mat Samjh Lena Pagalo … ye to 9 se 0 tak Ulti

A 0 a 1 gd news he is mahiny

A-0-A. 1 gd news he!!!! is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,, or 30 ko shadi he, or 31 ko valima he!! u

Thanx g balance mil gya mujhe lykn

Thanx g balance mil gya mujhe..!! Lykn q bheja hy? Es ke jaga 5 kg kharboozay baij datay.

Sms bus ye hi thy jo

sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo jo dil

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse

Anti ka numbr send kro jaldi

Anti ka numbr send kro jaldi. send this to ur frndz nd check how many fools rply ‘oye konsi Anti?

Dekhen ye wo sms hai jis

Dekhen Ye wo SMS hai Jis se Button kharab hote hain.. 😉

Mujhe aap ki 10 aadatain achi lagti

Mujhe Aap Ki 10 Aadatain Achi lagti hain. 1. Aap Khubsurat aur Naik Dil Insaan hain, 2. 3 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9

Yeh sulagata jism kamp kampate honth thartharata

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir

Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho? Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko

I m pagal knjoos jocker not

I m Pagal I m Knjoos I m JOCker I m not Good I m Stupid I m Mental I m Idiot Aisa kyun

Maa aaj mai ne ek larkay ko

MAA AAJ MAI NE EK LARKAY KO ‘Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya Maa: woh kaisay ? Punjaban : may

Ek tha raja thi rani dono

Ek tha Raja Ek thi Rani Dono mar gae, Khatam Kahani! . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Main aaj ap ko buhat bara raaz

Main aaj ap ko buhat bara raaz likh ke bhaij rahA hun.. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………. 🙂

Kya aap jantey hain k duniya ka

Kya aap jantey hain k duniya ka pehla Hawai Jahaaz kahan urhaya gaya tha.? ? Jawab janye is break k baad…. . Ufone tm

Kya aap ko pata hy books

Kya aap ko pata hy…? Books samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy…? . . . . .

Mere nmbr pe song suno maine khud

Mere nmbr pe song suno maine khud apni Aawaz me gaa k lagwaya hai Ab dekhna kis kis bewakuf ki mis cal Aati hai….

Hey guyz check this one

Hey Guyz check this one . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Abhi raat bohat ho gai hy or

Abhi Raat bohat ho gai hy or Suraj b Sar pe hy Fan b band hy phir b Sardi lag rhi hy Paseene se

Father how are your grades son son

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? SON: Under Water, Dad. FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? SON: They’Re Below C Level Copy to

Father how are your grades son

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? SON: Under Water, Dad. FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean? SON: They’Re Below C Level

Yar ap k pas konsa mobile hai

yar ap k Pas konsa Mobile hai. Jo bi hai use Pani Se bachana;-) Ye sb ko farwod karo dakna kitne bewaqoof Apko Apne

Tcfumfhoaforofooaf ticffomcfcceoo kohcfoacfrocaffb koacrnfcoao tcofhoa kcfoacrf dicfoyfca

Tcfumfhoaforofooaf ticffomcfcceoo kohcfoacfrocaffb koacrnfcoao tcofhoa kcfoacrf dicfoyfca… ? ? ? ? ? Is sms me se C.F.O delete kren Ek V.I.P sms mly ga?

Weve known each other for quite a

We’ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much.

Dekho yaar kisi ne bilkul khali

Dekho yaar? kisi ne bilkul khali msg bheja he.

U are a b i t

U are a… B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*

1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gaya

1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gaya tha sub logo ne jump aese he laga di, 1 pathan ne parashut pehan k jump lagadi.

Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai

Hont jab se mile to kya hota

*HONT* jab *HONT* se mile to kya hota he? Socho! Socho na! toba… Kya kya soch rahe ho.. ‘PAGAL’ Mooh band hota hai…!-!;-

Garmi say bachnay ka jadeed tareeqa

Garmi say bachnay ka jadeed tareeqa, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof

Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya. Pata he kasay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Good news ab aap is sms k

Good news! Ab aap is sMs K zaryye apnay mobile set par star plus bilkul free dekh saktay hain wo bhi 24 hours. Neechay

Bhikari saab rs6 dedo chai pini he

BHIKARI: Saab Rs.6 dedo chai pini he MAN: kyo? chai to 3 ki hoti hai. B: Saath me giflfriend b hai M: Bhikari hokar

Neechay ek sach likha hai

Neechay ek SACH LIKHA Hai…. …. … …. …. …. ….. . . . . . . . . . . .. . .

Hurry up fill in the blanks with

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main hi bewakuf hu 3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi 4.__________main pagal

Main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola……. main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola….. aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda

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ollllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaambbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Moazziz customer khubsurat banne k liye 7

Moazziz Customer! Khubsurat Ban’ne K Liye 7 Dafa Button Dabayen 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 SORRY Aap sirf BEWAKOOF ban sakte hain.

Oye ruk delete na kari thallay

Oye Ruk! Delete na Kari Thallay Kar! . Hor thallay . . Aaann de . . Hor aa aan day . . Bs .

Mere pyare or azeez doston aslam o alekum

‘Mere Pyare OR Azeez Doston’ Aslam-O-Alekum pehle salam ka jawab de den phir aage parhen.. main aap ka zyada waqt nahin lunga, main koi

2 lahori larkey mar gaye naik

2 Lahori larkey mar gaye Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye But Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai! Pata ha kiyo? Janat

Aaj meine bhot se bando ko bewakoof

AAJ MEINE BHOT SE BANDO KO BEWAKOOF BANYA PATA KEISE. : : : : : : ; ; ; ;: : ; ; ;

Aoa to all my friends cousins

AoA To all my friends & cousins I have a good news for all of u. I m here to AnnOunce that my’MARRIAGE’ has

33 8 ye kese hua

3+3 = 8 Ye Kese Hua? Socho! Han Han Socho! Zehan Pe Zoor Dalo! Shabash..! Or Socho! Nahi Pata? Main Bataon Kese Hua Ghalti

Dunya ki 4 heran kun haqiqten

Dunya ki 4 Heran kun Haqiqten Haqiqat 1: Aap Apni Sans Rok k Apne Eyes ko Close Nahi kar Sakte Haqiqat 2: Pehli Haqiqat

Gadhon ki race 10 9 8 7

Gadhon Ki Race!…. 10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. Fire!.. aray Bhago sms bad main prhna..

Plz dont read this nahi to

Plz don’t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me

Golden words choro yar tum bagharat

golden words . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . choro yar tum bagharat

A study has proved that all fools

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger!

Socho hum har roz kitne fazool sms

Socho…! Hum Har Roz Kitne Fazool SMS Karte Hain? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Mcg pora prna mehrbani hogi

mcg pora prna mehrbani hogi, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Piyaary aur azeez sweeto assalam o alaikum

Piyaary Aur Azeez Sweeto! Assalam-o-Alaikum! . . Bas Salam Kar K 10 Nekiyan Kamani Thin.

Shadi main jao ge mazaq

shadi main jao ge.? . . . . Mazaq tha 99% log pura sms prhty hi nhi? Or rply krty hain k kis ki

Krupya dhyan de agar aap dene wale

Krupya Dhyan De, Agar Aap Dhyan Dene Wale SMs Ko Dhyanse Padhenge To Aapke DhyanMe Ek Baat Aayegi Ke Is Msg Me Dhydan Denewali

For pepsi shahrukh coke aamir mirinda

For pepsi ‘shahrukh’ For coke ‘aamir’ For mirinda ‘vivek’ For fanta ‘rani’ & For Thums Up ‘Akshay’ Don’t worry For Bante wala soda ‘You’

Zindagi achi guzarne ke 2 sunehri usool

Zindagi achi guzarne ke 2 sunehri usool.. 1-ksi ko free me itna free mat karo k wo free me itna free ho jay ke

Yeh sulagata jism kamp kampate honth thartharata

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

1 pathan dusre pathan se yaar yeh

1 Pathan dusre pathan se:- Yaar yeh ‘SENT MESSAGE’ kiya hota hai..?? Dusra Pathan: Jis message mein Khushboo ho, usey Sent message kahte hain….

A birthday is million moments each holding

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A

Yar hina mar gai hai ye

yar hina mar gai hai? ye msg apny sub doston ko send kro 90% reply kry gy k kon c hina, (‘) /[ ]”

Yah ayag ayid anab fooqaweb ok paa

YAH AYAG AYID ANAB FOOQAWEB OK PAA:- . . . . . . . Samjh aya? . . . . . . . .

Brain test after reading this sentence you

BRAIN TEST… After reading this sentence You will realize that the the brain doesn’t recognize ….a second ‘the’. …Now you read it again to

1 aqalmand insan ka bewakoof insan se

1 Aqalmand Insan ka 1 Bewakoof insan Se Sawal: . . ‘Sari Dunya Tumhain Bewaqoof Kyun kehti he? . . . . . .

Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna

Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , .

Mat dekh mere msg ko itni chahat

Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se…!!! ‘DOST’ Kaha Na Mat Dekh.. Pagal He Kiya.:-S

Sirf sirf sirf sirf s i

Sirf Sirf Sirf SIRF SIRF SiRf sirF SIRF S I R F Si r f s ir f SIrf sirf sirf SiRF SIRF distrb

Kuch is tarah us ne mera waqt

Kuch is tarah us ne mera Waqt barbad kia ‘yaro’ . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

You are one of the most cute

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

Count down will b start now

count down will b start now: 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 & one..

Ohat saal pehle ki baat hai

ßohat saal pehle ki baat hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Yar tmhare pas konsa mobile hy

yar tmhare Pas konsa Mobile hy Jo b hy use Pani Se bachana. Ye sb ko farwod kro dakna kitne bewaqof Apko Apne Mobile

Im so sorry main tum sy 1

I’m so sorry main tum sy 1 baat chupai hai but ye baat sunney k bad is ka hamari dosti par koi asar nahi

Main apne poory hosh o hawaas me apne ammi

Main apne poory Hosh-O-Hawaas me Apne Ammi Abbu Dada Dadi Bhai Doston Aur sab Azizon, ki qasam kha k kehta hon,K main.. . .

Eid mubarak delivered by pakistan

EID MUBARAK! . . . . . . . . . Delivered by: PAKISTAN POST OFFICE. . .* r O c K I N

Khuda kare aids ho naa

khuda kare aids ho. . . . naa kabhi, itna gussa kyo kar rahe ho yaar?

Dost woo hi hai jo jo

Dost woo hi hai jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo . Jo Jo Jo . Jo

4 pathan kabro ki ooper se ak

4 pathan kabro ki ooper se ak murdy ko tezi se leke ja rahy thy tabhi ak aadmi bola oye shrm karo neechy murdy

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Yeh jo log some text missing walay

Yeh jo log some text missing walay SMS karte hain mujhe in per bohut gussa aata hai Dil to chahta hai k main unko

Larki aaj me tume wo jaga dikhaungi

Larki: AaJ me tume wo jaga dikhaungi jahan mera appendix ka operation hua tha. Larka khush ho k: Han jaldi dikhao.. Larki: wo dekho…

G oo d ood shabaash

G oo D G oo D G ooD G oo D G oo D G oo D G oo D G oo D G

Doctor pagal se tum q huay pagal

Doctor pagal se: tum pagal q huay? Pagal: main ne ek bewa se shadi ki Uski Jawan beti se Meray bap Ne Shaadi ki..

Kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Kal 125 Logon ko Bewakoof banaya.. Kaise.? Niche Dekho.. . . . . . . Or Neechy Bs Aise he Ab 126 HOGAYE. .*

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha

Aik larke ka voilet chori hogaya wo

aik larke ka voilet chori hogaya…. wo police wale k pass gaya police man: voilet mai kya kya tha larka: pata nhi sir, mai

Breaking news friends jin jin ki light

BREAKiNG news frIenDs jIn jin ki light Hai wo0 jaldi sa tv laga ka.. . . . . . . . . . .

kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo

kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo kalo

Tension deny ke 2 asaan tareeqy hain

Tension deny ke 2 asaan Tareeqy hain: 1) Kabhi Kisi Ko Poori Baat Na Batao. Aur %STAR.M.A%

Jo ho gaya wo hona hoga or

Jo Ho gaya wo Ho gaya Jo Hona Hoga wo Hoga or Jo Nahi Hona Hy wo Nahi Hoga Kyun k Jo Hona Hy

Pathan apne dost se hamara biwi hum

Pathan apne dost se Hamara biwi hum ko Chor k chala gya, Dost tum us ka khyal nai rakhta ho ga , Pathan Nai

Mera number kal se off ho jaye

Mera number kal se off ho jaye ga because mera visa lag gaya hai I m going to ENGLAND for 3years INSHALLAH Apni duaon

2 pyaz 3 lasan 50 gm zira

2 Pyaz 3 Lasan 50 Gm Zira 3 Pao Mirch 2 Spøøn Namak 1 Cup Water Aur Thora sa Hara Danya Pata Hai Hum

Breaking news ccpo karachi said aaj

Breaking News’ C.C.P.O Karachi said: ‘Aaj rat 12 baje k bad double ‘Aur Tripple films araam se dekhein koi masla nhi hy’ :-D:-o