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Falling in love is when she falls asleep

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz Urao bana k kaghaz k jahaz..

Apny srd kmry mai udas bethi hu

Apny srd kmry mai udas bethi hu neem wa dareechu sy Num hawain ati hn mery jism ko chu kr aag c lgati hn

The Music Stops.

Never Dance Naked Because The Body Has Parts That Do Not Stop Moving When The Music Stops.

One day a sardarji talking with his friend…

One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to

“Happy Diwali”

May Ur heart be happy & Ur days be bright. May Ur roads be smooth & Ur burdens be light. May U find the

I may have forgotten to say that I care

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been

U may miss me U may ignore me

U may miss me U may ignore me U may even forget me But one day if u wanna c me Dont search, just

A sardar proposed a Girl

A sardar proposed a Girl with romantic mood, He said…. Kuta mar gaya razai main main pagal hoon teri jadai main Paani main machar

Admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)

judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath may kia tha ? admi: sir mulzim ki bivi

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha,

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise

Sardar: Zarur Dunga,

Ki Girlfrnd Ne sardar Se Puchha:Sardar VALENTINE-DAY Par Tum Mujhe 1 “RING” doge Naa? Sardar: Zarur Dunga, Batao “LANDLINE per du YA MOBILE pa

FRIENDSHIP begins with….”You & Me”

Words begin with ….A….B….C…. Number begin with….1….2….3…. Music begin with….SA….RE….GA…. BUT….? FRIENDSHIP begins with….”You & Me”

“Eid mubarak”

May you celebrate the most beautiful eid day Then may life shower on you abundant joy and happiness “Eid mubarak”

I luv u for the part of me that u bring out.

I luv u not only for what u r, but for what I am when I’m with u. I luv u not only for

I ‘.Miss.’You.’

, -. .- . ‘. I .’ ” . ” , -. .- , -. .- . ‘. I ‘. Miss.’ ” . ”

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue. But no matter how long i have to wait for you, my luv for you is everlasting true…

!! EZAAN !!~

August 25, 2008 Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me Where Is Ur Heart Xactly? All Girls Shoutd Loudly Hamara Dil To “EZAAN” K

oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?

Santa To Banta: oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta: vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna

I Want To Stare Into Your Eyes

I Want To Stare Into Your Eyes And Never Look Away I Want You To Hold Me In Your Arms And Tell Me It’s

Dil ki masoom ragai8217n toot8217ti hain yaad

Dil Ki Masoom Ragai’n Toot’ti Hain Yaad Itna Bhi Na Aaye Koi

Usna jb b mujha dil sa pukara

Usna jb jb b mujha dil sa pukara Mohsin maina tb tb yeh bataya k tumara Mohsin log sadiyoun ke khataon pa b khush

Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai,

Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai, Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane

Soorah & their effectiveness

Surat Fatiha Allah k ghazab se bachati hay, Surah Yaseen Qayamat k din piyaas se, Surah Waaqia fiker or faaqay se, Surah Mulk Azaab-e-Qabar

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko

‘EID Ki Dua’ Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo

Toot gai neend khuwab wohi hai dur

Toot gai neend khuwab wohi hai, Dur rehtay hain par ihteram wohi hai, Jantay hain mil nahi saktay magar, In aankhon main intezar wohi

Sardar at an art gallery

Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer, “I beg your pardon

Million soldiers to protect a country,

It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But just one woman to make a Happy Home! Let’s

Ik raat hoi barsaat bohat main royaa

ik raat hoi barsaat bohat main royaa saari raat bohat har ghum tha zamaanay ka lekin main tanha tha us raat bohat phir aankh

Be nice to everyone

Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down.(Fred A. Hufnagel Sr.)

EID mane Khusi,Eid mane Aanondo,

EID mane Khusi,Eid mane Aanondo, EID aase volia dita sokol Bivad Dondo, EID mane vola jawa joto Dokkho Voi EIDar motoe Tur Jibonta houq

Sardar at court:

Sardar at court: judge: this is the 3rd time u r coming to court, aren’t u ashamed? Sardar: You are coming daily, u should

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,

Na jane kyon log badal jate hai….!!!!

Taraste they jo milne ko kabhi, Aaj wo kyon mere saaye se katrate hain. Hum bhi wahi dil bhi wahi, Na jane kyon log

Ek SMS ki qeemat

Ek SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu? sab SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera ek sms, sub k Mobile ki

When we pray,

Why do we close our eyes When we pray, When we cry, When we dream, When we kiss. Coz the most beautiful things In

The smallest word is I,

The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine. ill help u out netime.

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine. ill help u out netime. 2 see u hurt 2 see u cry. makes me weep

3 Dreams Of A Man

3 Dreams Of A Man : 1. To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is. 2. To Be As Rich As His

chand kahon to chup jao

chand kahon to chup jao gy khawab kahon to tot jao gy dost kahon to chor jao gy chalo tumhar nam zendgi rakh don

luv u more than nothing but much! I luv U

I am out of words, its seems as if my word bank have gone bankrupt. I cant find d word dat says I luv

U R THE BEST

If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a

GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS

A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES STARTED WITH ONLY ONE STEP. GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS AS IT IS THE FIRST STEP OF UR

Monkey bhi nai,

;****; o( @..@ )o “(—)” Paichan kaun? Bandar bi nai, Monkey bhi nai, Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

Us nazar ki taraf mat dekho

Us nazar ki taraf mat dekho jo apko dekhne se inkar karti hai,duniya ki bheed me us nazar ko dekho jo sirf apka hi

Life is an adventure and its teacher is love

Life is an adventure and its teacher is love great is its splendor beautiful like a turtledove choices we make and consequences we face

Dwight Morrow

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow

You are so away,

You are so away, yet so close, Our hearts are apart, yet they are one.Our memories are whole, they keep us together, our love

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna mai latren may betha ho poti k lie

we have a collection of happy anniversary message,

we have a collection of happy anniversary message, poems, anniversary sayings and quotes for golden, silver, 10th , 20th, 50th love anniversary message for

Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha!

Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko

2GETHER I’LL MISS U NOW & ALWAYS 4EVER

I MISS U WEN YR FAR AWAY I THINK ABOUT U EVERY NITE & DAY SO EVEN IF WE CANT BE 2GETHER I’LL MISS

Band master :

Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa : 2-3 gaa kar

Take care & miss you.

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take

Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.

Whats up guys? First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami. Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki, Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain, Ramailo

capture d HEART of a FRND.

Being visible isn’t always a requirment 4 being close, it just takes some thoughtful gesture and concern 2 capture d HEART of a FRND.

Shayad rasta bhool gaya hai aane wala

rooth gaya hai mujhko manane wala Ab koii nahi hai nakhre uthane wala Par jaane kyu sochta hai ye khula darwaza Shayad rasta bhool

Aana paye the tum to khudaar tha main bhi

Aaj udhas hoon to zamana mujhey phochne aya .. Magar Jis pe tha sadiyon ka bharam woh nahi aya.. Woh to ek khuwaab tha

(Dale Carnegie)

If you believe in what you are doing, then let nothing hold you up in your work. Much of the best work of the

Log kahte hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai

Log kahte hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai woh chand ka ek tukda hai hum kehte hai ki jis se hum

Wishing my friendly

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my

Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho

Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho Dhup Niklay Aur Surso Pilli Na Ho To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay Neend

Pyar-Pyar kehan naal

Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda, Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda, Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te, Par

Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho,

Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai, Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum

Some men change their party

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles for the sake of their party.

Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko,

Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko, kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye. Yaad to hum bhi aapko bahut karte hain, Par

SALARY RS:15000/

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY. ONLY ONE VACANCY………. HURRY SALARY RS:15000/- JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam………..

4give my eyes 4 admiring u.

4give my eyes 4 admiring u. u stole my heart the moment I saw u call me crazy, call me insane each time my

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi

Dear ones lives.

May This Diwali be as bright as ever. May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten

“Don’t call me now”.

Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar

Life means missing

Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When you are right no one remembers but when you are wrong no one forgets

Eid is Meaning of Love.

Eid is Meaning of Love. I Wish it just for U….Ur Vision is my Eid So….Eid Mubarak

The most beautiful word is ALLAH,

The most beautiful word is ALLAH, Most beautiful song is AZAN, Best exercise is NAMAZ, World perfect book is QURAN, And You are so

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please give me a fancy number!!!

Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!

when im alone,lying in my bed

when im alone,lying in my bed all sorts of things come into my head like why do i love u as much as i

When a blind

When a blind beetle crawls over the surface of the globe, he doesn’t realize that the track he has covered is curved. I was

Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and filled your Life

L is for lust O is for

L is for lust O is for over v is for very loveable e is for ever the 4 signs of love

Reply to me with reason

IMAGINE: We meet after a long time & we r talkn at midn8 in ur room Then,phone rings downstairs U promised me 2 come

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.

Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when

Gar poochey koi mujh sy tere ta8217aluq

Gar Poochey Koi Mujh Sy Tere Ta’aluq Ki Nisbat Nikaal K Dil Apna Hatheli Py Rakh Doon Ga… !!

Near ones r not dear”

“Near ones r not dear” “Dear ones r not near” It is easy to remember the near ones. But… Very difficult to forget the

MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE

Abbreviations for our degrees: B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE B.L —- BEAUTIFUL LIPS M.B.A — MARRIED BUT

darwaaza nahi hai

Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko, Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko, Phir aawaaz doge hume aane ko, Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai

Jab barish hoti hai,

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho, Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo

Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,

Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare, Jo apni nahi woh khushi kya kare, Tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum, Jab saath

Fishes travel in water;

Fishes travel in water; Birds travel in air; But my dear-you travel in my heart. Please continue your journey dear

Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?

– Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? – Because below 18 was not allowed.

Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick maangay ga..:

Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte. Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we

All love is sweet. Given or returned.

All love is sweet. Given or returned. Common as light is love, and its familiar voice wearies not ever….they who inspire it are most

jo bina dil-walon se dil laga baithe

Anjane mein hum apna dil gawa baithe iss pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe unse kya gila kare? Bhool hamari hi hai jo bina

Tub Yad Bohat Tum Atay Ho

Jab Dour Ufaq Pr Lali Ho Jab Sham Udasi Wali Ho Jab Zabt Ka Bandan Tuta Ho Jab Aas Ka Daman Chuta Ho Jab

The word ‘politics’

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

I wish you a very happy eid!

With all the roses perfume And with all the lights in the world, And with all the childrenTs smiles I wish you a very

when things go wrong…

when things go wrong… when sadness fills ur heart… when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things 1—GOD 2—ur parents 3—my sincere prayers…..GOD