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Tab tak chaand kisi aur ka ho gaya.

Dil ke aangan se chaand ka didar ho gaya, Mai uska deewana ho gaya, Chaand badlo me kho gaya, Maine badal hatne ka intezaar

Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai

Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai Zaher ko Zaher kaat ta hai Isliye aapko Kutta kaatega.

Measured by miles you are far from me.

Measured by miles you are far from me. Measured by thoughts you are closer to me. Measured by closed eyes you are with me.

Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

apko SMS kiya karenge

Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ?? Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se

i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.

i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife. my love throughout the years we”ve had our ups& downs but we

Parwa karo uski jo aapki parwa kare

Parwa karo uski jo aapki parwa kare Zindagi me kabhi aapko ruswa na kare JAAN banke utar jao uski jan me Jo JAAN se

Happy Birthday

Life is very short, So enjoy every moment, Don’t lose your confidence Go always ahead. Happy Birthday

practice the love that gave you life at last

Life is an adventure and its teacher is love great is its splendor beautiful like a turtledove choices we make and consequences we face

Your so beautiful, so easy to love,

Your so beautiful, so easy to love, A fallen angel from heaven above, An ocean of perfection, a cage and a lure, A magnificent

Kaash ! ye meri maa hoti

Ek din SARDAR ne bahut sunder ladki dekhi aur Bahut socha… Kya socha?.. Kaash ! ye meri maa hoti to main bhi itna sundar

Todo na wo kasam jo khai hai

Todo na wo kasam jo khai hai kabhi yaad kar lene me kya burai hai yaad aap ko kiye bina raha bhi to nahi

kyoon zindagi ki raah mein majboor ho gaye

kyoon zindagi ki raah mein majboor ho gaye itne huye kareeb ke hum door ho gaye aisa naheen ke humko koi bhee khushi nahin

Tum mujhy mauqa tou do aitbaar ban8217ney

Tum Mujhy Mauqa Tou Do Aitbaar Ban’ney Ka Thak Jao Gy Chalty Chalty Meri Wafa k Saath !!!

memon SMS# 10

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe

A promising young man

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

Rab ne milne ki koi shaam zarur banayi hogi

Mere aane ki aahat par shayad shama jalaee hogi, Kabhi judai ke gham se aankh bhar aayi hogi, Fikar na kar mere hamdum, Rab

GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS

A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES STARTED WITH ONLY ONE STEP. GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS AS IT IS THE FIRST STEP OF UR

Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge,

Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge, jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge, ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab, duur bahat duur

Be close to some one

Be close to some one who makes you happy But be closer to someone who can’t be happy without you

hoslay saray main azma baitha

hoslay saray main azma baitha main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa usi ki shadi

Forget about the days when its been cloudy,

Forget about the days when its been cloudy, but don’t forget your hours in the sun Forget about the times you’ve been defeated, but

Devils went to Court to Prove

Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily

A friend iz sweet when its newbut

A friend iz sweet when its newbut it iz sweeter when its true ,but u know what,its sweetest when its u,,,eid mubarak from the

A Teacher Ask

A Teacher Ask “Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?” A Child Replies”Feet Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her

A special world for you and me

A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely

samaj nahi ayega

apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko

Oye, maar gayay yaar.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala

Tare asman me chamkte hai

Tare asman me chamkte hai Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai Hum bhi kitne nadan hai Aap dil me rehte hai or

LOVE IS BLIND

LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND

free SMS ki scheme me.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir

To Tajmahal Ko Hila Kar Dekh

Haath Mein Takat Hai To Tajmahal Ko Hila Kar Dekh Warna Aa Baith Ke Do Peg Whiskey Maar Aur Tajmahal Ko Hilta Hua Dekh…

Bye ; SMS# 1279

Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number…. §€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø Bye ;->

Peaceis not the absence of conflict

Peaceis not the absence of conflict but the presence of creative alternatives forresponding to conflict alternatives to passive or aggressive responses,alternatives to violence.

Allaah and looks to the Last Day.“

indeed you have in the Messenger of Allaah an excellent example for the one who hopes in Allaah and looks to the Last Day.“

Good Night, sweet dreams?

Art of living: First of all,dont make friends. if made,dont go close to them. if gone,dont like them. if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.

I luv u for the part of me that u bring out

I luv u not only for what u r, but for what I am when I’m with u. I luv u not only for

DIL BEHAL JAYE MUSARRAT SE MERA EID KAY DIN

DIL BEHAL JAYE MUSARRAT SE MERA EID KAY DIN AYE GHUMAY YAR MERE PAS NA AA EID KAY DIN PHIR MUJHE QARB KI SOOLI

Teri mohabbat

Karni hai khuda se ik guzarish k, Teri mohabbat ke siwa koi bandagi na milay, Har janam mein milay hamsafar tum jaisa, ya phir

Santa Suffering From Constipation,

Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..

God bless u.

Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2

A Man to Sardar:

A Man to Sardar: “Aao ji, Chess khelte hain.”. Sardar: “Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!

God’s LoveSometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God’s Love. Sometimes we must be hurt in order to

Wafa ka naam mat lo yaaron dil

Wafa ka naam mat lo yaaron.. Wafa dil ko dukhati hai.. Wafa ka naam leyne se.. Humien ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai.. This

Sms jake unko “HELLO” kehna,

Sms jake unko “HELLO” kehna, Smile kare to “SO SWEET” kehna, Delete kare to “BEWEFA” kehna, Aur padne ke baad agar mujhe miss kare

How true my feelings

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my

Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,

Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum, Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum, Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar, Chalo Dil khul

3 Facts Of Life:

3 Facts Of Life: Ghareeb Aur Boobs Hamesha Dabte Hai. Musibat Aur Penis Kabhi Bhi Khade Ho Jate Hai. Kismat Aur Bra Kabhi Bhi

Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Kare,

Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Kare, Apne Kisi Khas Ko Yaad Kare, Kiya Jo Faisla Shubhkamnaye Dene Ka, Dil Ne Kaha Kyon Na Aap

Agar awaz dainy say wapas bulany magmum

Agar awaz dainy say Agar wapas bulany say Agar magmum huny say Agar ansu bahany say Bichar kar jany waly lout aaty ,to Phir

A man made a call to hospital

A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife But the call went to a cricket stadium He asked what

you love but u can always love the person you trust.

“I TRUST U” is a better compliment than “I LOVE U” because you may not always trust the person you love but u can

MANAO EID BAHARAY CHAMAN KO YAAD KARO,

MANAO EID BAHARAY CHAMAN KO YAAD KARO, PAYAMAY SHOK KAY IK IK SUKHAN KO YAAD KARO, HUJUMAY SHOK SE FURSAT MILAY TO EHLAY WATAN,

Ab aur kya kisi se marasim burha8217ein

ab aur kya kisi se marasim burha’ein hum yeh bhi bohut hai, tujhe bhool ja’ein hum sehra-e zindagi mein koyee dosra na tha sunte

Humra-Khuwab

Humra-Khuwab “Bhokaa“ “Nangaa“ “Punjab“ Har Qadam, “Khud Kushi Ki Janib“ Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai Cycle Per Moher Lagayien. “Ch.Azab-E-Elahi“

If you love something set it free.

If you love something set it free. If it turns back it was meant 4 u . If it does not bounce back it

Every message is a smile …

Every message is a smile … every word is like a kiss but when you touch me …remember this … my life is full

MUBARIK MUBARIK

MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK

I know just the person who needs

I know just the person who needs, 101 Ways to Be a Great Dad. Don’t worry it isn’t you. Happy Fathers Day

Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye

Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye, Tab ham ne socha khudkhushi kar le. Ham to chale khudkhushi karne tab ek aur khayal aaya, Kyu

Aj aisi kia dua dun tujh k0

Aj aisi kia dua dun tujh k0, J0 tere lab0n pe hansi k phuL khiLa de, Bas yehi dua hai meri k “Sitar0n se

An education isn‘t how much you

An education isn‘t how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It‘s being able to differentiate between what you

Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah

Tum Achhe Imandar Sanskari Pyre Dimagwale ho. Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah kaun faila raha hai

jaldi nikaalo na

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai jaldi nikaalo na Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia…..

U r every thing to me…..

U r every thing to me….. Whom i can share my all secrets…. U r always there to help me…… May u live long.!!

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh, Dil kare tere

Ameen, Summa ameen

Aap sab ko dill ki gehraiyon say nikli hoi bay shumar duaon k sath “NAYA ISLAMI SAAL” mubarak ho. Allah is naye saal ko

There r 2 ways of being united

There r 2 ways of being united – By being frozen 2gether or being melted 2gether. Its better 2 b melted in luv than

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na

* SMILE * SMS# 419

Today she was asking me your details. I gave her your cell number. I hope she will be visiting u very soon. Her name

Chahoo jo meri khataoon ki saza do mujh ko

Chahoo jo meri khataoon ki saza do mujh ko Per khata kya hai zara itna bata do mujh ko Mainey chaha tha tumhein aisey

KUTTON SE SAVDHAN.

1 yug tha jab log apne ghar k drwaje pe likhte the-atithi devo bhav Phir likha-shubh laabh Phir likha-u r welcome,aur ab-KUTTON SE SAVDHAN.

Har raat ek dhun gungunati hai

Har raat ek dhun gungunati hai Har ful se mahak jarur aati hai Apke maan mein khayal tak naho Par hame har waqkt aap

Dil mein kisi ki yaad hai

Dil mein kisi ki yaad hai Uss yaad mein ussi ka naam hai Jiska deedar karte hai baar baar Woh hi kyun bewaafa yaar

Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela, Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela, Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat, Amar kacha

True relatives always

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u

Ways to break mirror:

3 Ways to break mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror. 2. Take mirror and just drop it. 3. You just go and stand before

Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho,

Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho, to tum use door se dekh rahe ho, Ya phir gharoor se dekh rahe ho (Hazrat

time is a waste of life,

a waste of time, time is a waste of life, So my friend staLife is y wasted all the time, and have the time

__-__EID MUBARAK__.

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when i am dreaming

I see your face when i am dreaming That’s why i always wake up screaming

The worst thing in life is

The worst thing in life is “ATTACHMENT” , it hurts when you lose it. The best thing in life is “LONELINESS” as it teaches

Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai

Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata hai Koi sab kuch keh ker mohabbat jata-ta hai

A word to say, a word to hear

A word to say, a word to hear Even in ur absence i feel u near R relation is strong..hope it goes long v

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai,

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai, Aap karib ho to apnapan hai, Warna seene

LOVE IS STRONG…LOVE IS SWEET…!

LOVE IS STRONG…LOVE IS SWEET…! WHEN TWO HEARTS MEET…LOVE IS COMPLETE…!!

When I say I luv U it means I really do,

When I say I luv U it means I really do, When I say I miss U it means I really do, When I

“Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?” Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb” Woh to

Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,

Witness: “She is my daughter.”

Lawyer: “What is your relationship with the plaintiff?” Witness: “She is my daughter.” Lawyer: “Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?”

Wishing u happy Eid,

Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey, full of money and bubli as u.

Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi

Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai. Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil Lagake Karte Ho.. Kyun ki, Dimaag To APKE Paas

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…Sardar Apni Bevi Kay Pechay Dalnay Laga To Wo Boli ….Na Na Sardar Jee Pechay Nahi Agay Sardar Bola

If I could have ,

If I could have , I would wish to wake up everyday To the sound of your breath on my neck, The warmth of

Pray to Allah Almighty,

Pray to Allah Almighty, And show some faith n dignity, Quran be at your side, Islam giving you a pride, Sunnah be a light

Difficult to tell what loving is like

Difficult to tell what loving is like Impossible to tell what missing is like May you never miss whom you luv & May whom

But the silence of our FRIENDS.

Don’t be angry on your friends Because at the last moment of your life We remember not the words of our enemies But the

Hahahahaaaa..

Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

How can U tell the rain

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?