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She’s da one who broke my heart…

She’s da one who broke my heart… She’s da reason why my world fell apart…. She’s da one who makes me cry….. Yet I

Trees Are Tall, Branches Are Small,

Trees Are Tall, Branches Are Small, But My Love For You, Is Greatest Than All.

What will this day hold

What will this day hold As i blindly venture in It’ll only hold what i allow So with positive thoughts let’s begin Good Morning!

SORRY…..

SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . .DON’T GET CONFUSED . . S=Some O=One R=Really R=Remembering Y=You.

Us nazar ki taraf mat dekho

Us nazar ki taraf mat dekho jo apko dekhne se inkar karti hai,duniya ki bheed me us nazar ko dekho jo sirf apka hi

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – – – – – – – Abe kya hai sardar

Tum chaho tou aaj bhi hum apni

Tum chaho tou Aaj bhi hum Apni saanso’n ka sheher Tumhei’n sonp de’n Sirf !!! Beeti huii chahato’n k ewaz … !!!

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he? Santa: Chasme(Opticals) k saath 75kg Dr: aur chasme k bager! Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…

Man to Sardar:

Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said, i know – it means.. S – Sardaron ke M –

Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

In Bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar :I don’t know. Examiner: You failed, what’s

REMEMBRANCE”

“LITTLE” Is what I talk to you. “LOT” Is what I like about you. “SUCCESS” Is what I wish for you “REMEMBRANCE” Is what

Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat,

Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat, Namazon ka rakhna sath, Manwa laina rab say her bat, Duaon main rakhna yaad, Mubarak ho aap ko, Shab-e-barat

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since

someone,sumwhere dreams of your smile,

someone,sumwhere dreams of your smile, when thinkin of you, knows life is worth while, so when your lonely, remember its true, that someone sumwhere

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod

Never look 4 beauty it vl fade away 1day,

Never look 4 beauty it vl fade away 1day,never look 4 good skin it vl grow old 1day,but always look 4loyal heart which vl

Is arzu say agay k0i rasta nahi

Is arzu say agay, k0i rasta nahi hai, Tumhain kis kadar hai CHAHA… Tumhain yeh paTa nahi hai k0i paL Bina tumhare, Bhala kaise

Count your life by smiles not by tears,

Count your life by smiles not by tears, Count your age by friends not by years.

Every Blessings of God

Every Blessings of God And Happiness of hte whole world meet you when you desire I also pray that any sorrowfu moment will not

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With

U may be out of my sight,

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of

Tenu dekh k suraj chadda,

tenu dekh k suraj chadda, khilde eh chan-taare, tenu dekh k phool hasde, gaunde eh panchi saare. menu ta eh tere kama di shuruat

Some broken hearts never mend…!

Some broken hearts never mend…! Some memories never end…! Some tears will never dry…! But my love for you never dies…!!

Yo deepawali chamkilo hos

Yo deepawali chamkilo hos Khusi,umanga,sath rahos Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos Happy Deepawali

There are so many people in the world

There are so many people in the world but in my world there’s only one and that’s you!!!

wat’s simple is true, I love you.

There’s a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more

ever a weakness that He can’t fill,

ever a weakness that He can’t fill, Never a sickness that He can’t heal, Never a sorrow that He dsn’t share, Moment by moment-

15 din aur ruk jao?

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk

Happy Mother’s day!!!!

Arms of everlasting luv Touch of sweet roses.. There is magic in the air Whenever ur there Mother, everything to U I owe May

Troubles as light as Air,

Troubles as light as Air, Love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, And success as bright as Gold. These are the

apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya

apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.. Coma se jage mareez ko permanent sula diya… 🙂

The Shortest Distance between

The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it’s Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah

Because if u will say this password

Don’t give password of our Love and friendship to anybody, Because if u will say this password “I LOVE U” It means he will

***Eid Mubarik***

A Little Act Of, ***Kindness*** Can Fill A Heart with ****Joy**** ***Eid Mubarik***

Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids?

Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka

PUNJAB POLICE

PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa k

Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite

Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan. Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud morni, gud after,

ABC: ALWAYS BE CAREFUL

ABC: ALWAYS BE CAREFUL, DEF: DON’T EVER FORGET (ME) JKLM: JUST KEEP LOVING ME NOPQRSTUVW: NO OTHER PERSON QUITE RIGHT SHALL TREAT U VERY

wors r spoken oonly

wors r spoken oonly but we dnt know the value of words.they can heal or broken the hearts very easily.But in reality we only

Long after our anniversary

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

Rahoon Ki ye shaam aur yadoon ka ye sama

Rahoon Ki ye shaam aur yadoon ka ye sama Apni palkoon mein hargiz sitare na layeinge Rakhna Sambhal k tum chand khushiyan mere liye

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of

Albert Einstein

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. – Albert Einstein

Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.

Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul, Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul, Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura… Aager moto

local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the

Hamri Yaad Dilati Hai

Miss Call Ik Masti Hai Ye Sms Say Ziada Sasti Ha Neend Ko Bhgati Hai Dil Ko Behlati Ha Dimag Ko Pakati Hai Aur

Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah

Tum Achhe Imandar Sanskari Pyre Dimagwale ho. Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah kaun faila raha hai

Wife:main kyun rokun?

Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun nahien? Wife:main kyun rokun? us ny mujayroka tha kya?

What is the definition of “burning love”?

Que. What is the definition of “burning love”? Ans. It’s when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,

Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Wish your Life will always be Bright. So my Dear don’t get Fear Coz, God Gift us

PaTa hai Tum Nahi AogE

PaTa hai Tum Nahi AogE PeR Phir Bhi Mainay APpne Ghar Ki DeWAar Saja Rakhi hAi, Pata Hai TUm MeRe Nahi PhiR Bhi Mainay

Dil Ne Tujh Mein Jane Kya Dekha,

Dil Ne Tujh Mein Jane Kya Dekha, Zindagi Ki Dhoop Mohabbat Ka Sawera Dekha, Khoyi Khoyi Si Zindagi Tha Mera, Tum Aye To Khuli

Santa and banta jungle mein…

Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne

free SMS ki scheme me.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir

Hi wats up ?

Hi wats up ? Can u do me a favour plzzzzz? Can i get u r pic 2morrow ? I need it bcoz i

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach

Trust your heart don’t be afraid to reach out to something new.Go ahead get yor hopes up even if things turns out differently than

First marriage

First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

Alway Makes you winner.

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God’s Love. Alway Makes you winner.

AGE OF DRINKS :

AGE OF DRINKS : *1-5 breast Milk, *5-15 Horlicks, *15-25 beer, *25-32 Fresh Milk, *32-40 whisky, *40-50 Oldmonk, *50-60 vodka, *60-70 Tonic, *70..Gangajal

Before the sun sets in this year

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy

Allahs blessings are a treasure so true,

Allahs blessings are a treasure so true, that their value cannot be measured, and one of Allahs blessings is you!

Lips don’t join wen we say “LOVE”

Lips don’t join wen we say “LOVE” thats “sign of distance.. But wen we say “FREINDSHIP” lips joins 2 times. thats “Sign f closeness”

I Always Do!

Please remind me 2 remind U, About reminding me to send U, This reminder that reminds me of reminding U, That U never have

Pata tha SMS ayega tera,

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,

Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main dekh ker qadam rakhna, Kion kay hamari dosti ki

That’s why I always miss U

In the flower my rose is U, In the diamond my kohinoor is U, In the sky my moon is U, I’m only body

Sarir yo mare Pani daju

Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios. Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos. Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos. Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko

Just A Kiss Can’t

Just A Kiss Can’t Make My Heart Ache. Just A Kiss Can’t Make Me Fall. Just A Kiss Can’t Make My Whole World Shake.

Happy Eid Day.

Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, Jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, To samaj lena koi

Tumhary na honey sey kuch bi nahin

tumhary na honey sey kuch bi nahin badla, ye soraj bi wahan sey niklta hay asman pey tarey bi chamktey hain or chand ki

!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!

Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did he say…? !!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!

my love never die….!!!!

I have a pen ,the pen is blue I have a love the love is u the pen was broken the ink was dry

MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE

Abbreviations for our degrees: B.A —- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE B.E —- BEAUTIFUL EYES B.Sc — BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE B.L —- BEAUTIFUL LIPS M.B.A — MARRIED BUT

When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around,

When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around, Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me,

Dear O Dear,

Dear O Dear, ur not near but i can hear dont get fear Ur memories r here liv wid cheer no mere tear and

Kash hum ek SMS hoty

Kash hum ek SMS hoty bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty mana k aap hamy delete kar letay laikin kuch dair k

Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili,

Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili, Kyu Har Khushi Humse Khafa Mili, Jhuthi Muskan Liye Dard Chupate Rahe, Sacha Pyar Krne Ki Kya Khub

So choose the best

If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identity But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like

Chot khate hai aur muskurate hai

Chot khate hai aur muskurate hai, Iss dil ko sabar karna sikhate hai, Hum to gham lekar bhi yaad rakhte, Aur ek wo hai

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo, Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo, Aur sham

Behte huwe pani ko rokne mai hum

behte huwe pani ko rokne mai, hum kud beh gaye.. woh humare humraaz bane gai, is umeed mai hum tanha re gaye.. par karte

Miss U a lot”

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, Muskura rahe they hum, Par aankho mein nami si thi, Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,

Best friends are the people worth living for.

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what The circumstances are.

yehi hai meri aarzoo,

baar baar yeh dil gaaye, tu jiye hazaro saal, yehi hai meri aarzoo, Happy Birthday To You

Tonight is final match

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is

become lovers of wisdom.

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power… become lovers

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha Tourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to? Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left

Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya

Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara

And Like ME

Sex Is Like NOKIA (Connecting People) Like NIKE (Just Do It) Like PEPSI (Ask For More) Like SAMSUNG (Everyone Is Invited) And Like ME

Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane

Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane Husn Bana To Diwane Bane Kuch To Baat Hai Aap Me Yu Hi Nhi Pagal khane Bane

Eid ke is mubarak khusnama din..

Eid ke is mubarak khusnama din.. Ko meri allah se yeh dua hai ki Apki zindagi is eid ke khushnuma din Ki tareh hamesha

WIFE:zaher HUBBY:tum khakar so jao me ata hu!

HUSBAND WIFE me larai ho gai,hubby ghar se offic gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:”Khane me kya he WIFE:zaher HUBBY:tum khakar so jao me

A silent tear and a silent breath,

When nights r long & friends r few, I sit by window & think of U, A silent tear and a silent breath, With

Tumhari is ada ka

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud

How long will you be special to me?

How long will you be special to me? As long as the stars twinkle in the sky, As long as angels are there up

sab hi maindak khush hotay hain

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap? . . . . . . . Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai . . . .

Trusting God

Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always.

need one love dose

Roses are waiting for hours, need one touch of yours. my life is like a rose, need one love dose. flowers grows with love