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A life with love

A life with love will have some thorns but a life without love will have no roses.

love and happiness to celebrate again.

Hoping that the love you shared years ago is still as strong today as it was then bringing you much joy, love and happiness

Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!

Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana ! Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!! AAJ bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!

Thought 4 the day”

“Thought 4 the day” I cried when I had no shoes. Suddenly I stopped crying when i saw a man without leg. Life is

Sardar apne bete se Bola

Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay Beta: Oye Papaji Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay k tu kisi

Es line ki english banao,

Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa : He done his work and

Are you asleep?

()”””() ( ‘,’ ) _’ ‘ ‘_ Hey u!!! Yes you.. the cute one holding this phone! Are you asleep? Just wanted to say

You are so away, yet so close,

You are so away, yet so close, Our hearts are apart, yet they are one.Our memories are whole, they keep us together, our love

Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane gazal,

Pane se khone ka maza aur hai, Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai, Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane gazal, Teri

Love marriages

Love marriages r never success Cuz they never had a pain Marriages r made in heaven Thats true! Cuz i had failed

only reasons for them to return.

When you hold someone, hold them like it’s the last time you will ever see them and when they go, don’t make reasons for

Dard toh iss dil ko hota hai..

Bada afsoos hota hai jab aapka zikra hota hai Toh bewafai ka mahool hota hai.. Jaanta hun aap bewafa nahi ho magar Dard toh

Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other,

Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded

kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi

kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar legi karke mohabat koi na bachega jo bacha use tanhai mar

Witness: “She is my daughter.”

Lawyer: “What is your relationship with the plaintiff?” Witness: “She is my daughter.” Lawyer: “Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?”

DU’A BEFORE SLEEPING

DU’A BEFORE SLEEPING “Allahumma bismika amuutu wa ahyaa”. O Allah (SWT)! With your name I die and I live

Words” & “Hearts”

“Words” & “Hearts” Should b handled carefully… B’coz Words when “spoken” & Hearts when “broken” Are hardest thing to repair.

As U go 2 bed tonight,

As U go 2 bed tonight, I ordered bats 2 guard U tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, And 2 make

Pata hai…….taro ke desh mein

Pata hai…….taro ke desh mein_* * *ek pari soh rahi hai…Swapno ke desh mein khoiee hui hai…dur kahi unchi wadi mein unka basera hai……suno

What I feel for you,

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can’t go on. Can’t you see,

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe’s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and’ WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

I do believe that god above

I do believe that god above Created me for you to love. He picked you out among the rest Because he knows I’d love

khete he zindagi ek kahani hai,

khete he zindagi ek kahani hai, Magar hum to ek badnam kissa bankar reh gaye. khud ki zindagi ki kahani to likhi nhi. auro

2ND : Gold ring de de.

SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST : Koi badi cheez

“Today’s dinner should be light”

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”

Kuch Fasle sirf ankho se hote hai,

Kuch Fasle sirf ankho se hote hai, Dil ke fasle to bato me hote hai Hum lakh koshish kare bhulane ki, Par kuch rishte

WoRdS CaNnOt ExPreSs ThE wAy I FeeL AbT U,

WoRdS CaNnOt ExPreSs ThE wAy I FeeL AbT U, ThE WaY I CaN’t ExpLaiN WhY ThE SkY Is bLuE BuT ThEn I KnoW mY

SORRY…..

SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . .DON’T GET CONFUSED . . S=Some O=One R=Really R=Remembering Y=You.

Raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi

Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli

Khoobsurat seengoon wali

Allah Aap ko brown balo wali neeli aankhon wali Gulabi honton wali, Patli kamar wali, Khoobsurat seengoon wali . . gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani

humain hasnay or hasanay ke adat hay

humain hasnay or hasanay ke adat hay nazron say nazrain milanay ke adat hay,par hamare nazar jisay hay ja mile osay nazar jhuka kar

If I die and go to heaven,

If I die and go to heaven, I’ll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much

Ek jana manchhe le baato ma

Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha: Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina? Man: Ke

Unki Tasviro Ko Seene Se Laga Lete Hai

Unki Tasviro Ko Seene Se Laga Lete Hai, Is Tarah Judai Ka Gam Mita Dete Hai, Kisi Tara Kabhi Unka Zikr Ho Jaye To,

get to me?

Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you and all you have to do is smile to get

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega! Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!! Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega! Magar Aankhein hamari kahan

Jis Shaam Mere Lab Par Tera Naam Na Aaye,

Jis Shaam Mere Lab Par Tera Naam Na Aaye, Khuda Kare Aisi Shaam Na Aaye.. Aai Jaane Wafa, Ye Kabhi Mumkin Hi Nahin, Afsaana

A word to say, a word to hear

A word to say, a word to hear Even in ur absence i feel u near R relation is strong..hope it goes long v

PEHLOO MEIN KISI K MERI KAINAT HOGI

Teri baraat hogi mera janaaza hoga chaar aadmi tere sath hongey chaar aadmi mere sath honey phool tujh per bhi hongey phool mujh per

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give

I LOVE U are words just three,

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n

Love can be found in the wormth

Love can be, found in the wormth of a kiss,in a touch or a lingering embrace…. Love can be found in a sweet,tender glance

Look Outside its So Pleasant!

Look Outside its So Pleasant! Moon Smiling for you! Trees Dancing for you! Birds Singing for you and ‘Happy Eid’ I am saying to

Aj Se Amiri Garibi Ka Fasla Na Rahe,

Aj Se Amiri Garibi Ka Fasla Na Rahe, Har Insan Ek Duje Ko Apna Bhai Kahe, Aj Sab Kuch Bhol K aa Gale Lag

Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti

Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti Sath agar ho zindgi main doston ka To zindgi jannat

Million soldiers to protect a country,

It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But just one woman to make a Happy Home! Let’s

Makes Life Beautiful

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love…Makes

Kuch Khud bhi thay afsurda se,

Kuch Khud bhi thay afsurda se, kuch tum bhi hum se rooth gaye, kuch khud hi zakhmon k aadi thay, kuch sheeshey bhi hath

“Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na,

Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”

… THE ZOO …

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO …

chand nikel hi aya,jisko sawan badli geheer ke lai,

chand nikel hi aya,jisko sawan badli geheer ke lai, chand ne apni shakle dekahai,meri duaien youn bar aien…. aaj ke din jo deed huwi

Jin raho pe ik umer tere saath

Jin Raho pe ik umer tere saath rahi hoon, Kuch roz se wo rastey sunsan bohot hai, Mil jao kabhi laut k phir ayo

love is eternal,love is ultimate reality n truth

love is eternal,love is ultimate reality n truth,love is above race,colour n creed,love extends beyond time n space,love promotes mutual understanding n destroys hatered,love

If you love somebody,

“If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.”

Marriage is that relation

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal’. Best wishes for Happy

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar aapse pyaar kare, Toh pyaar karo ki

All you need in this life

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. (Mark Twain)

GADHA Mar jayega

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna Warna GADHA Mar

LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD

LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD – ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT

Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun

Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta�

DIL DARKAN K BINA

dil darkan k bina jesam rooh k bina insan muhbat k bina husan tareef k bina phool khosbo k bina ur men tum sy

Msg pe msg bhejte ho

msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi

sum ppl say happiness is lyf

sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it’s freedom. &sum say it’s money… but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!

Khuda sei thoda rahem kharid lete

Khuda sei thoda rahem kharid lete Aap ke zakhmo k liye marham kharid lete Agar kabhi bikti khusyaan meri to saari bech Aap ke

There’s a warmth in my heart.

There’s a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more

Zara si thees lagti hey zara sa toot jata hey

Merey wahm-o- guman se bhi zyada toot jata hey Ye dil apni hadoon mein reh kar itna toot jata hey Mein roo‘oun to dar-o-dewar

dreams SMS# 2285

In the dreams at least i can say that you are mine this could be my life’s last hope of sunshine

Character Actor:Musharraf

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! “The return of phoolan devi”, Directed by Condi Rice, Scripted in London & Produced by GHQ.

Wahi takraar lafzoon ki andeshey furqat k

Wahi takraar lafzoon ki Wahi andeshey furqat k Wahi gumnaam se kasak Wahi har baat per ranjish Wahi har baat per larna Wahi likhna

Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at

Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I

BEAUTY doesn’t make love but love makes BEAUTY

BEAUTY doesn’t make love but love makes BEAUTY ; BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART; hEART is the music, PLAY it but never

Happy Fathers Day”

My dear FATHER! I owe U the debt of life , Its infinity, colors, sounds & feelings i experience. Plz accept my gratitude on

Din ka raat se hay

kabhi socha hai? Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai? *Dosti *Mohababt *Zarurat *Khuwahish *Junoon *Ishq ya woh rishta jo, “Asman ka zameen se” Barish

Sardarji’s intelligence?

How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

Aapke sms ko ehsaan mante hai,

Aapke sms ko ehsaan mante hai, Jawab dena emaan mante hai, Woh aur hai jo pyarr me jaan dete hai, Hum to aapko hi

I’m scared to fall in love,

I’m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love… it never seems to last.

In the morning I do not eat

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in

Dil banane wale iss dil ko kaanch ka banaya hota,

Dil banane wale iss dil ko kaanch ka banaya hota, Isse todne wale ke haath par zakhm toh aaya hota, Jab bhi dekhte woh

Ai meri zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar

Ai meri zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar, Use bhul kar zinda rahu ye dua na kar, Koi dekhta hai use to hoti hai

((__)) SMS# 18

((__)) “.=”””””)? ‘ y””+”y’ After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come, I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak &

Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)

Assi Pagal twaday picha. Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey, koi hor pagal sadey pichy, o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy ha ha

Aankhe us ki jhil se gheri,

Noor us ka hur jesa, Chere pe alag hai chamak, Aankhe us ki jhil se gheri, Hontoo pe alag hai muskan, Jab muskurae to

Bin tere hum mar jayenge..

Humne tumse pyaar kiya hai, Humne tumko dil ye diya hai, Hum tumko ab khona nehin chahte, Dur tumse hona nehin chahte, Ab tum

we r true friends

Promise me we r true friends i m the HEART u r the BEST i m the WATER u r the FISH i m

capture d HEART of a FRND.

Being visible isn’t always a requirment 4 being close, it just takes some thoughtful gesture and concern 2 capture d HEART of a FRND.

Asif zardari and coca cola

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k judge kub bahal hongay?

2 a nice SMS# 296

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Alway Makes you winner.

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God”s Love. Alway Makes you winner.

usey bolna or hansna sikhadya

bey-maqsad zindagi … mainey jisey naam zindagi ka diya aaj usney mujhey benaam kardya mainey jisey chaaha mohabbat ki jiss sey uskey hi apno

Kiss is not like Nokia

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is

Wo tou baarish ki boondai8217n dekh kr

Wo Tou Baarish Ki Boondai’n Dekh Kr Khush Hota Hy Us Ko Kia Maloom k Hr Girny Wala Qatra Paani Nahi Hota …

Dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye,

Dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye, Dukh sukh me de sath wo yaar chahiye, Hum kisi ko bhulate nehi Lekin, Jo hame rakhe yaad

Hold 10 roses in ur hand,

Hold 10 roses in ur hand, n stand infront of ur mirror, U will see 11 roses n 1 of the beautiful rose would

While in a drug store

While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Sardar : Any

Wonderful,

Hope this day will be Amazing, Blazing, Colorful, Delightful, Exuberant, Fancy, Gorgeous, Holy, Immaculate, Joyful, Klassic, Lasting, Massive, Naughty, Oxyrich, Plush, Quenchy, Rustic, Superb,

Tab tak chaand kisi aur ka ho gaya.

Dil ke aangan se chaand ka didar ho gaya, Mai uska deewana ho gaya, Chaand badlo me kho gaya, Maine badal hatne ka intezaar

A sardar on an interview

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee? Sardar : Thanks for

Loongi Kr Loongi

Boy Friend: Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ? Girl Friend: Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . .

9 lessons in life:

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to