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Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,

Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main dekh ker qadam rakhna, Kion kay hamari dosti ki

Treat everyone with politeness

Treat everyone with politeness. Even those who r rude to u. Not because they r not nice but because you are NICE

Albert Einstein

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. – Albert Einstein

Pyaar mein mith jana kyun chahega?

Kisi diljale ko koi apna banana kyun chahega, Bekar mein koi apna dil jalana kon chahega, Dikhawa hai yeh mahobaat warna, Pyaar mein mith

Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?

Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? Banta: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream

Love begins with a smile…

Love begins with a smile… Endures with happiness… And dies with a tear

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe

Happinessis

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

Starting well n finishing strong is what counts.

A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn’t matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what

Kiyon tabiaat kahin theharti nahi dosti tau

Kiyon Tabiaat Kahin Theharti Nahi Dosti Tau Udaas Karti Nahi Hum Hamesha Ke Ser Chashm Sahi Tujh Ko Dekhain Tau Aankh Bharti Nahi Shab-e-Hijraan

If you fall in river there is a boat

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in

na demag se

Na dimag se Na zuban se Na paigam se Na message se Na gift se Appko happy diwali Direct dil se

Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut. Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,

suno larki …

suno larki … meri maano abhi tum ishq mat karna abhi gurrya sey khelo tum tumhaari umer hi kya hey faqat athra baras ki

Suna hai kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi,

Suna hai kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi, Ek din meri bhi aapse judai hogi, Badi shaan se rahenge hum apke dil main,

U & ME laughing,

One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U &

Treasure in my heart

Treasure in my heart I dont know why i love you this much i so much desire for your kiss for your embraces every

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char

Difficulties in your life

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U, but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power, Let Difficulties know that

Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time 200 3 Time 500 Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka

Aik Lerka Lerki Say:

Aik Lerka Lerki Say: May Kunvari Lerkiyoo Say Sex Nahi Kerta Lerki : Vo Kiyoo Lerka : Kyoon K Mujhay Khoon Kharaba Pasand Nahi

Love is not something

Love is not something that happens on first sight,it happens when you start knowing each other and in turn end up needing each other,

A word to say, a word to hear

A word to say, a word to hear Even in Ur absence I feel U near Our relation is strong..hope it goes long we

smile & stormy if u sing!

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy

Mujh ko bhi dikha day abb yeh Eid na guzray

Bin Dhaikhay usay ya Rabb yeh Eid na guzray Ker paida koi aisa sabab, yeh Eid na guzray Duniya ko dikhaya hay, ik chand

Aana paye the tum to khudaar tha main bhi

Aaj udhas hoon to zamana mujhey phochne aya .. Magar Jis pe tha sadiyon ka bharam woh nahi aya.. Woh to ek khuwaab tha

Wafa ka naam na lo yaron,

Wafa ka naam na lo yaron, Wafa dil ko dukahati hai. Wafa ka naam lete hi, hume ek bewafa ki yaad Aati hai

Love does not diminish

Love does not diminish Or rust and fade with years But gains its strength from time Laughter, joy and tears

FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

(“”””””””””””)9mm /””‘/&/”””””‘ / /I KILL PEOPLE “”” FOR MONEY, (>”

Dislikes U Wont beliv

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesnt Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Wont beliv

Din ka raat se hay

kabhi socha hai? Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai? *Dosti *Mohababt *Zarurat *Khuwahish *Junoon *Ishq ya woh rishta jo, “Asman ka zameen se” Barish

True friendship is like sound health

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

Momin wo nahi jis ki mehfil pak ho,

Momin wo nahi jis ki mehfil pak ho, Bul-k momin wo hay jis ki tanhai pak ho”.

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi,

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki… Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna “Husband”

When you love someone,

When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it’s everything.

Aaj Roota huwa Ek Dost Bohat Yaad Aaya,

Eid K Din ‘ Aaj Roota huwa Ek Dost Bohat Yaad Aaya, Acha Guzra huwa Waqt Bohat Yaad Aaya, jo Mere Dard ko Seenay

Kahi Jana Ho To Chabi Mang Lena

—-\—- ,––=____/7 (_£___=——/ ._I__I_, Arey Itni Gor Se Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Helocopter Hai Mein Ne Khareed Liya Hai Kahi Jana Ho To Chabi

Jo Chiraagh Bujh Chukey Hein Ab Kya Unhey Jalaana

Aey Sarab Hasraton Ke Zara Baat Suntey Jaana Jo Choor Choor Ho Pehley Usey Aur Kya Sataana! Ye Taqdeer Ki Hein Chaalein Ke Badli

Enter ur name

Enter ur name Searching…… Downloading data…… Please wait! 5% 10% 15% 20% 30% 40% 50% 75% 90% 95% 98% Error………… The Name Entered Can

Trusting God won’t make

Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always.

Alway Makes you winner.

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God’s Love. Alway Makes you winner.

Her ahat per chonk jane ki aadat

HER AHAT PER CHONK JANE KI AADAT NAHIN RAHI MUJ MAIN KISI SE CHAHE JANE KI CHAHT NHAIN RAHI MUJE MAIN BEHTI JIN ANKHON

A good message for a good person

A good message for a good person, From a good friend for a good reason, At a good time on a good day in

Aankho me aansuo ki lakir ban gai,

Aankho me aansuo ki lakir ban gai, Kabhi na socha tha aisi taqdir ban gai, Humne to firai thi reet par uhi ungliya, gour

Meri ana t0h tut gayi ab mera

mEri ana t0h tut gayi_ aB mera bharam dekhna_ in baadl0n se uncha ab mera gharur dekhna_ teri bewafayi mein bhi wafa dhundi b0hat

Khamoshi naal na maar mainu

Khamoshi naal na maar mainu Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai Dass dohaan vichon

Tab tak chaand kisi aur ka ho gaya.

Dil ke aangan se chaand ka didar ho gaya, Mai uska deewana ho gaya, Chaand badlo me kho gaya, Maine badal hatne ka intezaar

Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai

Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai Zaher ko Zaher kaat ta hai Isliye aapko Kutta kaatega.

Measured by miles you are far from me.

Measured by miles you are far from me. Measured by thoughts you are closer to me. Measured by closed eyes you are with me.

Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

apko SMS kiya karenge

Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ?? Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se

i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.

i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife. my love throughout the years we”ve had our ups& downs but we

Parwa karo uski jo aapki parwa kare

Parwa karo uski jo aapki parwa kare Zindagi me kabhi aapko ruswa na kare JAAN banke utar jao uski jan me Jo JAAN se

Happy Birthday

Life is very short, So enjoy every moment, Don’t lose your confidence Go always ahead. Happy Birthday

practice the love that gave you life at last

Life is an adventure and its teacher is love great is its splendor beautiful like a turtledove choices we make and consequences we face

Your so beautiful, so easy to love,

Your so beautiful, so easy to love, A fallen angel from heaven above, An ocean of perfection, a cage and a lure, A magnificent

Kaash ! ye meri maa hoti

Ek din SARDAR ne bahut sunder ladki dekhi aur Bahut socha… Kya socha?.. Kaash ! ye meri maa hoti to main bhi itna sundar

Todo na wo kasam jo khai hai

Todo na wo kasam jo khai hai kabhi yaad kar lene me kya burai hai yaad aap ko kiye bina raha bhi to nahi

kyoon zindagi ki raah mein majboor ho gaye

kyoon zindagi ki raah mein majboor ho gaye itne huye kareeb ke hum door ho gaye aisa naheen ke humko koi bhee khushi nahin

Tum mujhy mauqa tou do aitbaar ban8217ney

Tum Mujhy Mauqa Tou Do Aitbaar Ban’ney Ka Thak Jao Gy Chalty Chalty Meri Wafa k Saath !!!

memon SMS# 10

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe

A promising young man

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

Rab ne milne ki koi shaam zarur banayi hogi

Mere aane ki aahat par shayad shama jalaee hogi, Kabhi judai ke gham se aankh bhar aayi hogi, Fikar na kar mere hamdum, Rab

GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS

A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES STARTED WITH ONLY ONE STEP. GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS AS IT IS THE FIRST STEP OF UR

Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge,

Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge, jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge, ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab, duur bahat duur

Be close to some one

Be close to some one who makes you happy But be closer to someone who can’t be happy without you

hoslay saray main azma baitha

hoslay saray main azma baitha main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa usi ki shadi

Forget about the days when its been cloudy,

Forget about the days when its been cloudy, but don’t forget your hours in the sun Forget about the times you’ve been defeated, but

Devils went to Court to Prove

Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily

A friend iz sweet when its newbut

A friend iz sweet when its newbut it iz sweeter when its true ,but u know what,its sweetest when its u,,,eid mubarak from the

A Teacher Ask

A Teacher Ask “Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?” A Child Replies”Feet Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her

A special world for you and me

A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely

samaj nahi ayega

apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko

Oye, maar gayay yaar.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala

Tare asman me chamkte hai

Tare asman me chamkte hai Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai Hum bhi kitne nadan hai Aap dil me rehte hai or

LOVE IS BLIND

LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND

free SMS ki scheme me.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir

To Tajmahal Ko Hila Kar Dekh

Haath Mein Takat Hai To Tajmahal Ko Hila Kar Dekh Warna Aa Baith Ke Do Peg Whiskey Maar Aur Tajmahal Ko Hilta Hua Dekh…

Bye ; SMS# 1279

Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number…. §€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø Bye ;->

Peaceis not the absence of conflict

Peaceis not the absence of conflict but the presence of creative alternatives forresponding to conflict alternatives to passive or aggressive responses,alternatives to violence.

Allaah and looks to the Last Day.“

indeed you have in the Messenger of Allaah an excellent example for the one who hopes in Allaah and looks to the Last Day.“

Good Night, sweet dreams?

Art of living: First of all,dont make friends. if made,dont go close to them. if gone,dont like them. if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.

I luv u for the part of me that u bring out

I luv u not only for what u r, but for what I am when I’m with u. I luv u not only for

DIL BEHAL JAYE MUSARRAT SE MERA EID KAY DIN

DIL BEHAL JAYE MUSARRAT SE MERA EID KAY DIN AYE GHUMAY YAR MERE PAS NA AA EID KAY DIN PHIR MUJHE QARB KI SOOLI

Teri mohabbat

Karni hai khuda se ik guzarish k, Teri mohabbat ke siwa koi bandagi na milay, Har janam mein milay hamsafar tum jaisa, ya phir

Santa Suffering From Constipation,

Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..

God bless u.

Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2

A Man to Sardar:

A Man to Sardar: “Aao ji, Chess khelte hain.”. Sardar: “Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!

God’s LoveSometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God’s Love. Sometimes we must be hurt in order to

Wafa ka naam mat lo yaaron dil

Wafa ka naam mat lo yaaron.. Wafa dil ko dukhati hai.. Wafa ka naam leyne se.. Humien ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai.. This

Sms jake unko “HELLO” kehna,

Sms jake unko “HELLO” kehna, Smile kare to “SO SWEET” kehna, Delete kare to “BEWEFA” kehna, Aur padne ke baad agar mujhe miss kare

How true my feelings

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my

Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,

Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum, Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum, Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar, Chalo Dil khul

3 Facts Of Life:

3 Facts Of Life: Ghareeb Aur Boobs Hamesha Dabte Hai. Musibat Aur Penis Kabhi Bhi Khade Ho Jate Hai. Kismat Aur Bra Kabhi Bhi

Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Kare,

Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Kare, Apne Kisi Khas Ko Yaad Kare, Kiya Jo Faisla Shubhkamnaye Dene Ka, Dil Ne Kaha Kyon Na Aap

Agar awaz dainy say wapas bulany magmum

Agar awaz dainy say Agar wapas bulany say Agar magmum huny say Agar ansu bahany say Bichar kar jany waly lout aaty ,to Phir

A man made a call to hospital

A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife But the call went to a cricket stadium He asked what

you love but u can always love the person you trust.

“I TRUST U” is a better compliment than “I LOVE U” because you may not always trust the person you love but u can

MANAO EID BAHARAY CHAMAN KO YAAD KARO,

MANAO EID BAHARAY CHAMAN KO YAAD KARO, PAYAMAY SHOK KAY IK IK SUKHAN KO YAAD KARO, HUJUMAY SHOK SE FURSAT MILAY TO EHLAY WATAN,