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MANAO EID BAHARAY CHAMAN KO YAAD KARO,

MANAO EID BAHARAY CHAMAN KO YAAD KARO, PAYAMAY SHOK KAY IK IK SUKHAN KO YAAD KARO, HUJUMAY SHOK SE FURSAT MILAY TO EHLAY WATAN,

Ab aur kya kisi se marasim burha8217ein

ab aur kya kisi se marasim burha’ein hum yeh bhi bohut hai, tujhe bhool ja’ein hum sehra-e zindagi mein koyee dosra na tha sunte

Humra-Khuwab

Humra-Khuwab “Bhokaa“ “Nangaa“ “Punjab“ Har Qadam, “Khud Kushi Ki Janib“ Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai Cycle Per Moher Lagayien. “Ch.Azab-E-Elahi“

If you love something set it free.

If you love something set it free. If it turns back it was meant 4 u . If it does not bounce back it

Every message is a smile …

Every message is a smile … every word is like a kiss but when you touch me …remember this … my life is full

MUBARIK MUBARIK

MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK MUBARIK

I know just the person who needs

I know just the person who needs, 101 Ways to Be a Great Dad. Don’t worry it isn’t you. Happy Fathers Day

Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye

Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye, Tab ham ne socha khudkhushi kar le. Ham to chale khudkhushi karne tab ek aur khayal aaya, Kyu

Aj aisi kia dua dun tujh k0

Aj aisi kia dua dun tujh k0, J0 tere lab0n pe hansi k phuL khiLa de, Bas yehi dua hai meri k “Sitar0n se

An education isn‘t how much you

An education isn‘t how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It‘s being able to differentiate between what you

Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah

Tum Achhe Imandar Sanskari Pyre Dimagwale ho. Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah kaun faila raha hai

jaldi nikaalo na

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai jaldi nikaalo na Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia…..

U r every thing to me…..

U r every thing to me….. Whom i can share my all secrets…. U r always there to help me…… May u live long.!!

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh, Dil kare tere

Ameen, Summa ameen

Aap sab ko dill ki gehraiyon say nikli hoi bay shumar duaon k sath “NAYA ISLAMI SAAL” mubarak ho. Allah is naye saal ko

There r 2 ways of being united

There r 2 ways of being united – By being frozen 2gether or being melted 2gether. Its better 2 b melted in luv than

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na

* SMILE * SMS# 419

Today she was asking me your details. I gave her your cell number. I hope she will be visiting u very soon. Her name

Chahoo jo meri khataoon ki saza do mujh ko

Chahoo jo meri khataoon ki saza do mujh ko Per khata kya hai zara itna bata do mujh ko Mainey chaha tha tumhein aisey

KUTTON SE SAVDHAN.

1 yug tha jab log apne ghar k drwaje pe likhte the-atithi devo bhav Phir likha-shubh laabh Phir likha-u r welcome,aur ab-KUTTON SE SAVDHAN.

Har raat ek dhun gungunati hai

Har raat ek dhun gungunati hai Har ful se mahak jarur aati hai Apke maan mein khayal tak naho Par hame har waqkt aap

Dil mein kisi ki yaad hai

Dil mein kisi ki yaad hai Uss yaad mein ussi ka naam hai Jiska deedar karte hai baar baar Woh hi kyun bewaafa yaar

Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela, Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela, Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat, Amar kacha

True relatives always

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u

Ways to break mirror:

3 Ways to break mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror. 2. Take mirror and just drop it. 3. You just go and stand before

Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho,

Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho, to tum use door se dekh rahe ho, Ya phir gharoor se dekh rahe ho (Hazrat

time is a waste of life,

a waste of time, time is a waste of life, So my friend staLife is y wasted all the time, and have the time

__-__EID MUBARAK__.

__+__EID MUBARAK__. ____. ._______________.–‘~~’-. ____________,-‘____.-~~’-\___. ___.______.^______/____(_)_. ____+___{_.—.___/______~ ________/____.__Y____. _______/_____\_j_______+ ._____Y_____(_)–l__ ______|___________’-.______. ______|_____(________ .__.___|________.)~-.__/__._____. __.____l_________) .____.__\____

when i am dreaming

I see your face when i am dreaming That’s why i always wake up screaming

The worst thing in life is

The worst thing in life is “ATTACHMENT” , it hurts when you lose it. The best thing in life is “LONELINESS” as it teaches

Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai

Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata hai Koi sab kuch keh ker mohabbat jata-ta hai

A special world for you and me

A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely

A word to say, a word to hear

A word to say, a word to hear Even in ur absence i feel u near R relation is strong..hope it goes long v

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai,

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai, Aap karib ho to apnapan hai, Warna seene

LOVE IS STRONG…LOVE IS SWEET…!

LOVE IS STRONG…LOVE IS SWEET…! WHEN TWO HEARTS MEET…LOVE IS COMPLETE…!!

When I say I luv U it means I really do,

When I say I luv U it means I really do, When I say I miss U it means I really do, When I

“Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?” Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb” Woh to

Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,

Witness: “She is my daughter.”

Lawyer: “What is your relationship with the plaintiff?” Witness: “She is my daughter.” Lawyer: “Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?”

Wishing u happy Eid,

Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey, full of money and bubli as u.

Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi

Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai. Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil Lagake Karte Ho.. Kyun ki, Dimaag To APKE Paas

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…Sardar Apni Bevi Kay Pechay Dalnay Laga To Wo Boli ….Na Na Sardar Jee Pechay Nahi Agay Sardar Bola

If I could have ,

If I could have , I would wish to wake up everyday To the sound of your breath on my neck, The warmth of

Pray to Allah Almighty,

Pray to Allah Almighty, And show some faith n dignity, Quran be at your side, Islam giving you a pride, Sunnah be a light

Difficult to tell what loving is like

Difficult to tell what loving is like Impossible to tell what missing is like May you never miss whom you luv & May whom

But the silence of our FRIENDS.

Don’t be angry on your friends Because at the last moment of your life We remember not the words of our enemies But the

Hahahahaaaa..

Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

How can U tell the rain

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?

He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please…. Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi

Chahat Wo Nahi Jo “Jaan” Deti Hai,

Chahat Wo Nahi Jo “Jaan” Deti Hai, Chahat Wo Nahi Jo “Muskan” Deti Hai. Asli Chahat To wo Hai Jo Pani Me Gira “Aansu”

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery

Pyaar karana koi tumse seekhe,

Pyaar karana koi tumse seekhe, Tum mamta ki murat hi nahi, Sab ke dil ka ek tukda ho, Main kehta hun Maa, Tum hamesha

Smile is a language of love,

Smile is a language of love, Smile is a way 2 get success. Smile is 2 win hearts, Smile improves ur personality. So please

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna mai latren may betha ho poti k lie

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..

Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!

Un haseen aankhon ki wehshaton se kehdena

Un haseen aankhon ki wehshaton se kehdena Hum jo aasmaan hotey Un ko mah ro kartey Un udaas aankhon ko roshni se bhar detey

ever a weakness that He can’t fill,

ever a weakness that He can’t fill, Never a sickness that He can’t heal, Never a sorrow that He dsn’t share, Moment by moment-

With petals of Roses,

With petals of Roses, Palm Full of Holy Water, Light of Full Moon, Fragnance of Flowers & Grass with Dew, I Wish U &

As the day turns into night,

As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight! No matter how tough the world may seem, u still deserve the

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte hain

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte hain hum aap ko manzil samajte hain, bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye mein aap hume sapna

wen some1 means more than ur life 2 u,

wen some1 means more than ur life 2 u, wen u feel that u cant even past 1 sec without he/she, wen u can

Ek halka sa tab8217assum hai keemat meri

Ek halka sa tab’assum hai keemat meri Muft hi bik jaunga koi khareeddar to mile..

AGE OF DRINKS :

AGE OF DRINKS : *1-5 breast Milk, *5-15 Horlicks, *15-25 beer, *25-32 Fresh Milk, *32-40 whisky, *40-50 Oldmonk, *50-60 vodka, *60-70 Tonic, *70..Gangajal

Qasam Mujhko Mohabat Ki!!

Agar Woh Meherban Hota! To Meri Aonkhon Main Na Jhil Milati Yeah Nami Hoti, Na Meray Dil Ki, Wadi Main Khiza Ka Qafla Rukhta,

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

Har sagar ke do kinare hote hai,

Har sagar ke do kinare hote hai, Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hai, Ye zaruri nahi ke har koi pass ho, Kyunki

Maa zamen par allah ka kubsoorat tohfa hai

kesi ni pucha maa koun hai? Shaahar ni kaha : Maa asi gazal hai jo har dil mein sama jati hai. Setaro ni kaha

Aap yaad karna sirf humko .

Eid mubarak ho aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, jab eidi mile aapko to please…. Aap yaad karna sirf humko .

Just when I thought all was well,

Just when I thought all was well, Was when you began to put me through hell. You said, we should just be friends That’s

While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns

While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns. While all she did was smile, all I did is mourn. While she was so

Friendship is like an onion,

Friendship is like an onion, Which has many layers in it, it will add taste 2 ur life, but if u try 2 cut

Teri berukhi ny cheen lee8217n hyn shararte8217n

Teri Berukhi Ny Cheen Lee’n Hyn Shararte’n Meri Log Samajhtey Hy Main Sudhar Gaya Hoon !!!

Hot-Sex SMS# 580

There Is Hot-Sex Fast-Sex Group-Sex Safe-Sex Leather-Sex Telephone-Sex nd For People With Your Face … No Sex !

Aasma ka chand bhi aab deedar k kabil nahi raha.

Nigaho mein aur koi dosti ke kabil na raha, Is kinare ka aur koi sahil na raha, Chand jaisa dost mila humein zamin par,

Luck is yours, Wish is mine

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success…Luck is yours, Wish is mine…May Ur future always shine…Good Luck

My Dear Friend!

When I Miss A Special Person I Don’t Have To Go Too Far I Just Have To Look Inside My Heart Coz That’s Always

Delhi me Kutubminar hai’

Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’ Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up. Techer asks: ‘what i said’. Sardar replies:’Delhi me Kutta bimar ha

Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko

Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko, Dusri kiran hasi de aapko, Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi, Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!! Good

Loving you could take my life,

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you’re worth that sacrafice!

Dosti Karo College wali se,

Dosti Karo College wali se, Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt karo pros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se,

A Policeman Asks His Son

A Policeman Asks His Son ” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?” Ajj Se Tera Khelna , TV Dekhna Sab Band Son: Papa Ye Lo

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!

Tumhara MOBILE bekaar.

Phool bina….. Khushboo bekaar, Chand bina….. Chandni bekaar, Pyar bina….. Zindagi bekaar, Mere SMS bina….. Tumhara MOBILE bekaar.

Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.Â

For all the years

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

He saw you thirsty,

God saw you hungry, he created McDonald He saw you thirsty, he created coke He saw you in dark, he created Light He saw

Albert Einstein

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. – Albert Einstein

wors r spoken oonly

wors r spoken oonly but we dnt know the value of words.they can heal or broken the hearts very easily.But in reality we only

Seedha galey hi lagaa lo.

Ramzan may na milsakey, Eid may nazrein hi milaa lo. Haath milaney se kya hoga? Seedha galey hi lagaa lo.

Raat ko Chand mubarak..

Raat ko Chand mubarak.. Chand ko chandni mubarak.. Falak ko sitare mubarak.. Sitaron ko bolandi mubarak.. or ap ko Meri taraf se eid mubarak

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we

GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS

A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES STARTED WITH ONLY ONE STEP. GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS AS IT IS THE FIRST STEP OF UR

My marriage is made of Trust

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont

Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye

Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye, Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye, Sare mob network jaam ho jayen Aur

Chandni chaand se hoti hai,

Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand

A life with love

A life with love will have some thorns but a life without love will have no roses.

love and happiness to celebrate again.

Hoping that the love you shared years ago is still as strong today as it was then bringing you much joy, love and happiness