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And made of it a happy year.

A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it

Choti Si Dosti, Anjani Mulakaate;

Choti Si Dosti, Anjani Mulakaate; Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din, Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Ratein; Yahein Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyar, Hai Na?

Accidents do happen i slip

Accidents do happen i slip, i trip,i stumble n i fall and usually i dont mind at all… But now i dont no wot

BHAAII De gai hey mujhe.

Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil

My heart’s like an open book,

My heart’s like an open book, it depends on how u read me. Don”t judge me by my cover.. Look in and discover.. i

Door ho janese rishte nahi tuthte

Door ho janese rishte nahi tuthte Naahi sirf pass rahene se judthe Yeh to pyar ka bandhan hain Issiliye hum tumhe aur tum hame

wors r spoken oonly

wors r spoken oonly but we dnt know the value of words.they can heal or broken the hearts very easily.But in reality we only

A kiss blown

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, The only really kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

Student:ADNAN SAMI

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai? .

Admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)

judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath may kia tha ? admi: sir mulzim ki bivi

Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi

Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To

IT is easier for a father to have children,

It is easier for a father to have children, Than for children to have a real father. I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY

Hijar ki yaad mai sulgo to bura

Hijar ki Yaad Mai Sulgo to Bura lagta hai Tum mere Pyar ko Tarso to Bura lagta hai Ek Tamanna hai faqat, Mujh per

I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…

With my 1 Heart… 2 eyes… 5 litre blood… 206 bones… 1.2million Red Cells… 60 trillion D.N.A.’s… I wish u “All the very best

Alone? I am beside.

Alone? I am beside. Afraid? I will comfort u. Hurt? U may cry on my shoulder. Need a hug? My arms r urs. Asking

LFE IS AT IT’S WEAKEST

LFE IS AT IT’S WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TRUST BUT IT’S STRONGEST WHEN THERE IS MORE TRUST THAN DOUBTS

Aaj tak jo hum tum se keh

Aaj Tak Jo HUM TUM Se Keh Na Sake Aaj WAZAHAT Se IQRAR Kerte Hyn Jisey Tum ROZ Dekhty Ho AAENEY Mein Us Se

The smallest word is I,

The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You

Dil Ka Dard Dil Torne Wale Kya Jane

Dil Ka Dard Dil Torne Wale Kya Jane Pyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamana Kya Jane Is Pyar Ne To Jeena Mushkil Kar Diya Ye

A FRIEND IS: A PUSH WHEN U R STOPPED,

A FRIEND IS: A PUSH WHEN U R STOPPED, A GUIDE WHEN U R SEARCHING, A SONG WHEN U R GLAD, A WORD WHEN

Thank u Mom for being u

The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who’s love is true, Thank

Hai dear first count the star…

hai dear first count the star… *** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * * entha enikazinjo

Aj aisi kia dua dun tujh k0

Aj aisi kia dua dun tujh k0, J0 tere lab0n pe hansi k phuL khiLa de, Bas yehi dua hai meri k “Sitar0n se

Jab gaur kiya tau ek surat jaani

Barsaat ki bheegi raaton mein phir koi suhaani yaad ayi Kuch apne jamana yaad aaya kuch unki jawani yaad aayi Hum bhool chuke they

Pahle Chitthi ke badle taar aata tha

Pahle Chitthi ke badle taar aata tha ek bulawe par mera yaar aata tha Ab padke delete karte hai mere msg ko kabhi har

U & ME laughing,

One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U &

Us ka andaz e bayan hi maar deta hy

Us Ka Andaz-e-Bayan Hi Maar Deta Hy ‘Faraz’ Wo haqeeqat Main Pyaar Karey Ga Tou Kia Ho ga … !!

If the people we love are stolen

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin’them. Buildings

Band master :

Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa : 2-3 gaa kar

Loving u cud take my life

Loving u cud take my life, but when i look at ur face, i know ur worth that sacrifice

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi,

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane

Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,

Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main dekh ker qadam rakhna, Kion kay hamari dosti ki

Hknew i’d love you the best

I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest cause Hknew i’d love you

There Were Times You Make Me Cry

There Were Times You Make Me Cry… Looking 4 A Reason Why… There Were Times You Make Me Fly…Stay With Me Until I Die…Stay

The moon been sight,its time to celebrate,

The moon been sight,its time to celebrate, the end of the fasting in a special way. To friends & family a very happy Eid

We’ve known each other, For a long long time,

We’ve known each other, For a long long time, But I never really noticed, All the magic in your eyes, I’ve been around you,

People often complain what a small world we’ve got…

People often complain what a small world we’ve got… but i’d rather have it small to have met u than have it so big

Throughout all eternity..

If i had one wish it would surely be That God would keep you in my life Throughout all eternity..

when im alone,lying in my bed

when im alone,lying in my bed all sorts of things come into my head like why do i love u as much as i

Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,

Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi., Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.! Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.? Sardar: “NO

(Dale Carnegie)

If you believe in what you are doing, then let nothing hold you up in your work. Much of the best work of the

I ‘.Miss.’You.’

, -. .- . ‘. I .’ ” . ” , -. .- , -. .- . ‘. I ‘. Miss.’ ” . ”

Luv hurts when u break up with someone,

Luv hurts when u break up with someone, Luv hurts even more when she breaks up with u, but Luv hurts d most when

i sent my cares 2 the wind.

i sent my cares 2 the wind. & asked 2 the wind.. 2 pass them 2 u.. when u fell the wind blowing against

Tum mein se kisi ko gussa aaye

Tum mein se kisi ko gussa aaye aur woh khada ho to use chahiye ki woh baith jaaye baithne se gussa kam ho to

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na jane kya kayamat aayi cigarette ke dhuein mein bhi

Life is test…

Life is test… Islam is best….. Namaz is must….. Aakhirat is for rest.. World is only dust…… If QURAN is in chest….. nothing need

Haan main manta hun,

Haan main manta hun, Aap bhale hi ankho se hai bahut dur, Par in band ankho mein, Harpal chamakta hai aaphika noor. Aap hai

School girl

School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would

Drifting into daydream moments,

The weight of what could have been holds me down; pressure to journey into my past once again has me linger to the edge

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we

Kehte he har baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati

Kehte he har baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati Apno ko bhi batai nahi jati Par dost tum mere dil ka AINA ho Aur

Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya,

Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya, MeRa WoHi MizaaJ Wohi Zauq Hoga, ShaaDi Se PehLe Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hai,

Wishing u happy Eid,

Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey, full of money and bubli as u.

that you are the only one for me

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can’t go on. Can’t you see,

ABC: ALWAYS BE CAREFUL

ABC: ALWAYS BE CAREFUL, DEF: DON’T EVER FORGET (ME) JKLM: JUST KEEP LOVING ME NOPQRSTUVW: NO OTHER PERSON QUITE RIGHT SHALL TREAT U VERY

best of everyting

The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everyting… they just make the most of everything that comes along their way…

“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe, honge….think… “SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO

Be careful 2 whom u giv ur heart,

Be careful 2 whom u giv ur heart, bcoz when u giv ur heart 2 some1, U r not only giving that person the

I love you Mom.

Being a great mother is a very hard role, but mother u r the star for this one I know, I love you Mom.

Bhimsen ko shakti

Bhimsen ko shakti Meerabai Ko Bhakti Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan Einstein Ko Buddhi Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi Bill gates Ko

Make sure your food is good

Make sure your food is good ( “Make sure your food is good (halal and bought with halal earnings), and you will be one

A good person supposed 2 b U…luv U.

A good person supposed 2 b loved, a good person supposed 2 b trusted, a good person supposed 2 b valued….A good person supposed

DeaR GoD,plz mere friend ko mast neend & Sweet SAPNE dena.

()””””() Wait, ( ‘o’ )Dont sleep (,>?

Jub bhe $ab ka Naseeb likhna

Dua ki $urat Mein $ab ki Khatir Jo meray Honton say Lafz Niklay Jo meri Ankhon $ay Ashk Niklay Unhi k badlay mein ay

Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai,

Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai, tumhare har dard ki dava hum jante hain. Humein bhulne ki kabhi koshish bhi mat karna kyunki

you are the fresh queen of my heart

My love to u which is now OUR love is n should be seen as a sunflower during the spring season which will keep

Door reh kar kareeb kitnay thay faslay

Door Reh kar kareeb kitnay thay, Faslay bhi Ajeeb kitnay thay, Dard-E-Dil ki Dawa nahi warna, Is jahan mein Tabeb kitnay thay, Umer bhar

Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI

Starting well n finishing strong is what counts.

A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn’t matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what

What ever happens you have me!!

Alone….. I’d be your shadow. Afraid….. Stay behind me.. Wanna cry…. Here is my shoulder… Need a hug…. I’d embrace you tight and say…………..

A girl sitting in examination

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay

Tum mere dil mein rehty jo.

Kyun chup ker mohabbat kerty ho, Sang Chalnay ka dam bherty ho, Jo sikhway gily hain keh dalo, Kyun baat khulnay se derty ho,

hazrat ali

IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT aisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say log badaltay nahin BAYNAQAB hotay hain (Hazrat Ali)

‘Do you still love me

if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, ‘do you still love me?’ I’d say,

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to

While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns

While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns. While all she did was smile, all I did is mourn. While she was so

Kya khoob thi woh dillagi unki hai

..Kya khoob thi woh dillagi unki..! ..Kya khoob hai ye behrukhi unki..! ..Ab toh baat karna bhi gavra nahe unko..! ..Shayad Muhabat he jhuti

people die, but real love is forever…

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin’them. Buildings

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k

, pls call heaven & tell dem ur safe wit me,

there was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missing, pls call heaven & tell dem ur safe

Please let us bridge the gaps…I miss you

Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of…Darling I never wanted to create a distance between

And Like ME

Sex Is Like NOKIA (Connecting People) Like NIKE (Just Do It) Like PEPSI (Ask For More) Like SAMSUNG (Everyone Is Invited) And Like ME

“On the onset of the new year

Nights are dark but the days are light, I wish your life always be bright. “On the onset of the new year sending you

Which has many layers in it

Friendship is like an onion, Which has many layers in it, it will add taste 2 ur life, but if u try 2 cut

May the festival

May the festival of Navratri bring joy and prosperity in your life, Happy Navratri!

Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself

Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself.Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz when u decide its the right time it

Kabhi aditi zindagi me yun hi koi

Kabhi Kabhi Aditi Zindagi Me Yun Hi Koi Apna Lagta Hai Kabhi Kabhi Aditi Woh Bichad Jaye Toh Ek Sapna Lagta Hia Aise Me

wen some1 means more than ur life 2 u,

wen some1 means more than ur life 2 u, wen u feel that u cant even past 1 sec without he/she, wen u can

In love very rarely do we win

In love very rarely do we win But when luv is true even if u lose u still win Just for having the privilege

being loved is secure

To walk is easy but to walk alone is tough, being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is painful, being loved is

Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke ho, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Notes ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to

Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho

Hi! I am sardar,

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she

If you love something set it free.

If you love something set it free. if it returns it was meant to be. if it does not then it was never yours

Lov is wat can b felt not told…

Lov is wat can b felt not told… It can b given not sold.. It cums wen u least expect it … N leaves

Jo Chiraagh Bujh Chukey Hein Ab Kya Unhey Jalaana

Aey Sarab Hasraton Ke Zara Baat Suntey Jaana Jo Choor Choor Ho Pehley Usey Aur Kya Sataana! Ye Taqdeer Ki Hein Chaalein Ke Badli

Kitna bebas he Insan kismat k age,

Kitna bebas he Insan kismat k age, har Sapna toot jata he Haqiqat ke aage, jisne kabi Duniya me Jukna nahi sikha, woh b