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become lovers of wisdom.

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power… become lovers

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha Tourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to? Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left

Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya

Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara

And Like ME

Sex Is Like NOKIA (Connecting People) Like NIKE (Just Do It) Like PEPSI (Ask For More) Like SAMSUNG (Everyone Is Invited) And Like ME

Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane

Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane Husn Bana To Diwane Bane Kuch To Baat Hai Aap Me Yu Hi Nhi Pagal khane Bane

Eid ke is mubarak khusnama din..

Eid ke is mubarak khusnama din.. Ko meri allah se yeh dua hai ki Apki zindagi is eid ke khushnuma din Ki tareh hamesha

WIFE:zaher HUBBY:tum khakar so jao me ata hu!

HUSBAND WIFE me larai ho gai,hubby ghar se offic gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:”Khane me kya he WIFE:zaher HUBBY:tum khakar so jao me

A silent tear and a silent breath,

When nights r long & friends r few, I sit by window & think of U, A silent tear and a silent breath, With

Tumhari is ada ka

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud

How long will you be special to me?

How long will you be special to me? As long as the stars twinkle in the sky, As long as angels are there up

sab hi maindak khush hotay hain

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap? . . . . . . . Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai . . . .

Trusting God

Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier. Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always.

need one love dose

Roses are waiting for hours, need one touch of yours. my life is like a rose, need one love dose. flowers grows with love

Bolti hai dosti chup rehta pyaar

Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai “PYAAR”. Hasati hai dosti rulata hai “PYAAR”. Milati hai dosti juda krta hai”PYAAR”. Pher Q dosti k beach

TERi lita k lu?

TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka

if one star will fall everytime i miss you…

if one star will fall everytime i miss you… all stars will be out of the sky now…. so if ever there will be

Allaah and looks to the Last Day.“

indeed you have in the Messenger of Allaah an excellent example for the one who hopes in Allaah and looks to the Last Day.“

I was never tired of this life

I was never tired of this life and it’s not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall,

Intezaar Ka Pal Bitana Mushkil Hai

Intezaar Ka Pal Bitana Mushkil Hai Bite Hue Hadse Bhulna Mushkil Hai Jo Ek Bar Bas Jaye Dil Me Dhadkan Banke Unhe Bhulne Ki

That special day

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me

Live for life

Live for life Live for today Live for tomorrow Live for future Live for ur dreams Live for ur family & If u love

I’v got your back and you’ve got mine,

I’v got your back and you’ve got mine, ill help you out anytime, to see you hurt to see you cry, makes me weep

Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai,

Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai, uske chumbun ko kiss kehte hai. Miss ko kiss karna mushkil hai, isliye kissmiss ke bhav tej rehte

People often complain what a small world we’ve got…

People often complain what a small world we’ve got… but i’d rather have it small to have met u than have it so big

Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,

Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo “Shukriya

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.

When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

2 a nice SMS# 296

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Love is Like a Golden chain that links our hearts

Love is Like a Golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain you’ll break my heart 4ever!

The most u can miss a person

The most u can miss a person is when u sit beside the person u luv the most .. And you know that you

Yar meri biwi

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub mai bhi security

Parveen shakir once said mere paas

Parveen Shakir Once said : Mere Paas se jo Guzra Mera Haal tak na Pucha ,,, Main Kaise Maan lun Woh Door ja ke

I want to kill sweetest

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought………. suicide is a CRIME.

Thank u Mom for being u

The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who’s love is true, Thank

I believe that God above created u for me to luv.

I believe that God above created u for me to luv. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv

Love is like a cloud…

Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and everything in between… love is a fairytale come true…

Jinke bharose thi khushiyan

Iss raat ki tanhaiyo ke, sab rang badal gaye hai ! Chand nikla hai waise hi, andhera badal gaye hai !! Jinke bharose thi

only a smile makes a dark day seem bright..

Don’t go for looks, they can deceive Don’t go for wealth even that fades away. Go for sum1 who makes u smile becoz only

Aaj phir iss dil ko tumne rulaya hai.

Pehle bhi kabhi suni thi, ye pyaar ki baatein, Pehle bhi dil ko bahut dukhaya hai. Aaj phir tumne kuredein hain, wo zakhm, Aaj

When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around,

When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around, Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me,

Kamiyab din ki suruwat:):)

Subha ki suddh hawao k saath, Suraj ki kiran aur phool ki sugandh k saath Mubakrak ho apko ek neyi sundar aur Kamiyab din

Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Khush to bahot hoge tum, Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab kya karoge…? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?

Happy Fathers Day”

My dear FATHER! I owe U the debt of life , Its infinity, colors, sounds & feelings i experience. Plz accept my gratitude on

A Friendship on the Net.

Some people cannot understand, A friend you’ve never met. But then I guess they’ve never had A Friendship on the Net.

Din ki roshni main “RIZQ” talash karo,

Din ki roshni main “RIZQ” talash karo, aur RAAT ki tariki main “USAY” talash karo jo tumhain “RIZQ” deta hai

AB AP KI BARI

Aapko mere sms mile? Nahi mile to ye lo SMS SMS SMS SMS Ye lo chote sms sms sms sms sms Ye lo remix

Wife:main kyun rokun?

Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun nahien? Wife:main kyun rokun? us ny mujayroka tha kya?

yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge

yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye hoge maana hasna hai aadat gum chupaane ki par haste

I’ve made so many mistakes in my life,

I’ve made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont

Bye ; SMS# 1279

Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number…. §€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø Bye ;->

How can U tell the rain

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now? Sardar : Give right indicator and

Badal liye jindagi ne tewar fir kya karoge?

Badal liye jindagi ne tewar fir kya karoge? Jo aayi kadamo ki dhool sar par to kya karoge? Sawaal karte rahe ho, lekin sawaal

May the Divine Light

May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy DiwaliBy

Friends never make assumptions about you.

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be

Hum toot bhi jatey hain tu charchs

Hum toot bhi jatey hain tu charchs nahi kartey. Dukh dard bhi sehtey hain tu tamasha nahi kartey. Hum apne mafadat ki takmil ki

Happy Rainy Day

Besan ki roti, Lemo ka achaar, Doston ki khushi, Apnon ka pyar, Sawan ki rain, Kisi ka intezar, Mubark ho aapko, Barish ki bahar,

Assumptionof cooperative goals

Assumptionof cooperative goals leads to viewing the conflict as a common problem to besolved for mutual benefit.

Pls miss call…

miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call…

Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?

Whats The Diff Between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats Lie Musharraf Doesnt Know Whats Truth & Lalu Doesnt Know The Difference

parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar :

So choose the best

If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identity But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like

is se phely

Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye, Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye, Sare mob network jaam ho jayen Aur

Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,

Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main dekh ker qadam rakhna, Kion kay hamari dosti ki

Treat everyone with politeness

Treat everyone with politeness. Even those who r rude to u. Not because they r not nice but because you are NICE

Albert Einstein

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. – Albert Einstein

Pyaar mein mith jana kyun chahega?

Kisi diljale ko koi apna banana kyun chahega, Bekar mein koi apna dil jalana kon chahega, Dikhawa hai yeh mahobaat warna, Pyaar mein mith

Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?

Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? Banta: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream

Love begins with a smile…

Love begins with a smile… Endures with happiness… And dies with a tear

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe

Happinessis

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

Starting well n finishing strong is what counts.

A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn’t matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what

Kiyon tabiaat kahin theharti nahi dosti tau

Kiyon Tabiaat Kahin Theharti Nahi Dosti Tau Udaas Karti Nahi Hum Hamesha Ke Ser Chashm Sahi Tujh Ko Dekhain Tau Aankh Bharti Nahi Shab-e-Hijraan

If you fall in river there is a boat

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in

na demag se

Na dimag se Na zuban se Na paigam se Na message se Na gift se Appko happy diwali Direct dil se

Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut. Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,

suno larki …

suno larki … meri maano abhi tum ishq mat karna abhi gurrya sey khelo tum tumhaari umer hi kya hey faqat athra baras ki

Suna hai kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi,

Suna hai kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi, Ek din meri bhi aapse judai hogi, Badi shaan se rahenge hum apke dil main,

U & ME laughing,

One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U &

Treasure in my heart

Treasure in my heart I dont know why i love you this much i so much desire for your kiss for your embraces every

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char

Difficulties in your life

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U, but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power, Let Difficulties know that

Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To 1 Time 100rs Fine 2 Time 200 3 Time 500 Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka

Aik Lerka Lerki Say:

Aik Lerka Lerki Say: May Kunvari Lerkiyoo Say Sex Nahi Kerta Lerki : Vo Kiyoo Lerka : Kyoon K Mujhay Khoon Kharaba Pasand Nahi

Love is not something

Love is not something that happens on first sight,it happens when you start knowing each other and in turn end up needing each other,

A word to say, a word to hear

A word to say, a word to hear Even in Ur absence I feel U near Our relation is strong..hope it goes long we

smile & stormy if u sing!

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy

Mujh ko bhi dikha day abb yeh Eid na guzray

Bin Dhaikhay usay ya Rabb yeh Eid na guzray Ker paida koi aisa sabab, yeh Eid na guzray Duniya ko dikhaya hay, ik chand

Aana paye the tum to khudaar tha main bhi

Aaj udhas hoon to zamana mujhey phochne aya .. Magar Jis pe tha sadiyon ka bharam woh nahi aya.. Woh to ek khuwaab tha

Wafa ka naam na lo yaron,

Wafa ka naam na lo yaron, Wafa dil ko dukahati hai. Wafa ka naam lete hi, hume ek bewafa ki yaad Aati hai

Love does not diminish

Love does not diminish Or rust and fade with years But gains its strength from time Laughter, joy and tears

FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

(“”””””””””””)9mm /””‘/&/”””””‘ / /I KILL PEOPLE “”” FOR MONEY, (>”

Dislikes U Wont beliv

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesnt Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Wont beliv

Din ka raat se hay

kabhi socha hai? Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai? *Dosti *Mohababt *Zarurat *Khuwahish *Junoon *Ishq ya woh rishta jo, “Asman ka zameen se” Barish

True friendship is like sound health

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

Momin wo nahi jis ki mehfil pak ho,

Momin wo nahi jis ki mehfil pak ho, Bul-k momin wo hay jis ki tanhai pak ho”.

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi,

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki… Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna “Husband”

When you love someone,

When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it’s everything.

Aaj Roota huwa Ek Dost Bohat Yaad Aaya,

Eid K Din ‘ Aaj Roota huwa Ek Dost Bohat Yaad Aaya, Acha Guzra huwa Waqt Bohat Yaad Aaya, jo Mere Dard ko Seenay

Kahi Jana Ho To Chabi Mang Lena

—-\—- ,––=____/7 (_£___=——/ ._I__I_, Arey Itni Gor Se Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Helocopter Hai Mein Ne Khareed Liya Hai Kahi Jana Ho To Chabi