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A word to say, a word to hear

A word to say, a word to hear Even in ur absence i feel u near R relation is strong..hope it goes long v

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai,

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai, Aap karib ho to apnapan hai, Warna seene

LOVE IS STRONG…LOVE IS SWEET…!

LOVE IS STRONG…LOVE IS SWEET…! WHEN TWO HEARTS MEET…LOVE IS COMPLETE…!!

When I say I luv U it means I really do,

When I say I luv U it means I really do, When I say I miss U it means I really do, When I

“Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?” Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb” Woh to

Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,

Witness: “She is my daughter.”

Lawyer: “What is your relationship with the plaintiff?” Witness: “She is my daughter.” Lawyer: “Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?”

Wishing u happy Eid,

Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey, full of money and bubli as u.

Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi

Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai. Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil Lagake Karte Ho.. Kyun ki, Dimaag To APKE Paas

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…Sardar Apni Bevi Kay Pechay Dalnay Laga To Wo Boli ….Na Na Sardar Jee Pechay Nahi Agay Sardar Bola

If I could have ,

If I could have , I would wish to wake up everyday To the sound of your breath on my neck, The warmth of

Pray to Allah Almighty,

Pray to Allah Almighty, And show some faith n dignity, Quran be at your side, Islam giving you a pride, Sunnah be a light

Difficult to tell what loving is like

Difficult to tell what loving is like Impossible to tell what missing is like May you never miss whom you luv & May whom

But the silence of our FRIENDS.

Don’t be angry on your friends Because at the last moment of your life We remember not the words of our enemies But the

Hahahahaaaa..

Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

How can U tell the rain

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?

He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please…. Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi

Chahat Wo Nahi Jo “Jaan” Deti Hai,

Chahat Wo Nahi Jo “Jaan” Deti Hai, Chahat Wo Nahi Jo “Muskan” Deti Hai. Asli Chahat To wo Hai Jo Pani Me Gira “Aansu”

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery

Pyaar karana koi tumse seekhe,

Pyaar karana koi tumse seekhe, Tum mamta ki murat hi nahi, Sab ke dil ka ek tukda ho, Main kehta hun Maa, Tum hamesha

Smile is a language of love,

Smile is a language of love, Smile is a way 2 get success. Smile is 2 win hearts, Smile improves ur personality. So please

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna mai latren may betha ho poti k lie

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..

Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!

Un haseen aankhon ki wehshaton se kehdena

Un haseen aankhon ki wehshaton se kehdena Hum jo aasmaan hotey Un ko mah ro kartey Un udaas aankhon ko roshni se bhar detey

ever a weakness that He can’t fill,

ever a weakness that He can’t fill, Never a sickness that He can’t heal, Never a sorrow that He dsn’t share, Moment by moment-

With petals of Roses,

With petals of Roses, Palm Full of Holy Water, Light of Full Moon, Fragnance of Flowers & Grass with Dew, I Wish U &

As the day turns into night,

As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight! No matter how tough the world may seem, u still deserve the

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte hain

Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte hain hum aap ko manzil samajte hain, bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye mein aap hume sapna

wen some1 means more than ur life 2 u,

wen some1 means more than ur life 2 u, wen u feel that u cant even past 1 sec without he/she, wen u can

Ek halka sa tab8217assum hai keemat meri

Ek halka sa tab’assum hai keemat meri Muft hi bik jaunga koi khareeddar to mile..

AGE OF DRINKS :

AGE OF DRINKS : *1-5 breast Milk, *5-15 Horlicks, *15-25 beer, *25-32 Fresh Milk, *32-40 whisky, *40-50 Oldmonk, *50-60 vodka, *60-70 Tonic, *70..Gangajal

Qasam Mujhko Mohabat Ki!!

Agar Woh Meherban Hota! To Meri Aonkhon Main Na Jhil Milati Yeah Nami Hoti, Na Meray Dil Ki, Wadi Main Khiza Ka Qafla Rukhta,

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

Har sagar ke do kinare hote hai,

Har sagar ke do kinare hote hai, Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hai, Ye zaruri nahi ke har koi pass ho, Kyunki

Maa zamen par allah ka kubsoorat tohfa hai

kesi ni pucha maa koun hai? Shaahar ni kaha : Maa asi gazal hai jo har dil mein sama jati hai. Setaro ni kaha

Aap yaad karna sirf humko .

Eid mubarak ho aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, jab eidi mile aapko to please…. Aap yaad karna sirf humko .

Just when I thought all was well,

Just when I thought all was well, Was when you began to put me through hell. You said, we should just be friends That’s

While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns

While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns. While all she did was smile, all I did is mourn. While she was so

Friendship is like an onion,

Friendship is like an onion, Which has many layers in it, it will add taste 2 ur life, but if u try 2 cut

Teri berukhi ny cheen lee8217n hyn shararte8217n

Teri Berukhi Ny Cheen Lee’n Hyn Shararte’n Meri Log Samajhtey Hy Main Sudhar Gaya Hoon !!!

Hot-Sex SMS# 580

There Is Hot-Sex Fast-Sex Group-Sex Safe-Sex Leather-Sex Telephone-Sex nd For People With Your Face … No Sex !

Aasma ka chand bhi aab deedar k kabil nahi raha.

Nigaho mein aur koi dosti ke kabil na raha, Is kinare ka aur koi sahil na raha, Chand jaisa dost mila humein zamin par,

Luck is yours, Wish is mine

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success…Luck is yours, Wish is mine…May Ur future always shine…Good Luck

My Dear Friend!

When I Miss A Special Person I Don’t Have To Go Too Far I Just Have To Look Inside My Heart Coz That’s Always

Delhi me Kutubminar hai’

Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’ Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up. Techer asks: ‘what i said’. Sardar replies:’Delhi me Kutta bimar ha

Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah

Tum Achhe Imandar Sanskari Pyre Dimagwale ho. Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah kaun faila raha hai

Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko

Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko, Dusri kiran hasi de aapko, Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi, Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!! Good

Loving you could take my life,

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you’re worth that sacrafice!

Dosti Karo College wali se,

Dosti Karo College wali se, Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt karo pros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se,

A Policeman Asks His Son

A Policeman Asks His Son ” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?” Ajj Se Tera Khelna , TV Dekhna Sab Band Son: Papa Ye Lo

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!

Tumhara MOBILE bekaar.

Phool bina….. Khushboo bekaar, Chand bina….. Chandni bekaar, Pyar bina….. Zindagi bekaar, Mere SMS bina….. Tumhara MOBILE bekaar.

Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.Â

For all the years

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

He saw you thirsty,

God saw you hungry, he created McDonald He saw you thirsty, he created coke He saw you in dark, he created Light He saw

Albert Einstein

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. – Albert Einstein

wors r spoken oonly

wors r spoken oonly but we dnt know the value of words.they can heal or broken the hearts very easily.But in reality we only

Seedha galey hi lagaa lo.

Ramzan may na milsakey, Eid may nazrein hi milaa lo. Haath milaney se kya hoga? Seedha galey hi lagaa lo.

Raat ko Chand mubarak..

Raat ko Chand mubarak.. Chand ko chandni mubarak.. Falak ko sitare mubarak.. Sitaron ko bolandi mubarak.. or ap ko Meri taraf se eid mubarak

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up, we

GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS

A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES STARTED WITH ONLY ONE STEP. GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS AS IT IS THE FIRST STEP OF UR

My marriage is made of Trust

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont

An education isn‘t how much you

An education isn‘t how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It‘s being able to differentiate between what you

Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye

Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye, Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye, Sare mob network jaam ho jayen Aur

Chandni chaand se hoti hai,

Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand

A life with love

A life with love will have some thorns but a life without love will have no roses.

love and happiness to celebrate again.

Hoping that the love you shared years ago is still as strong today as it was then bringing you much joy, love and happiness

Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!

Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana ! Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!! AAJ bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!

Thought 4 the day”

“Thought 4 the day” I cried when I had no shoes. Suddenly I stopped crying when i saw a man without leg. Life is

Sardar apne bete se Bola

Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay Beta: Oye Papaji Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay k tu kisi

Es line ki english banao,

Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa : He done his work and

Are you asleep?

()”””() ( ‘,’ ) _’ ‘ ‘_ Hey u!!! Yes you.. the cute one holding this phone! Are you asleep? Just wanted to say

You are so away, yet so close,

You are so away, yet so close, Our hearts are apart, yet they are one.Our memories are whole, they keep us together, our love

Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane gazal,

Pane se khone ka maza aur hai, Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai, Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane gazal, Teri

Love marriages

Love marriages r never success Cuz they never had a pain Marriages r made in heaven Thats true! Cuz i had failed

only reasons for them to return.

When you hold someone, hold them like it’s the last time you will ever see them and when they go, don’t make reasons for

Dard toh iss dil ko hota hai..

Bada afsoos hota hai jab aapka zikra hota hai Toh bewafai ka mahool hota hai.. Jaanta hun aap bewafa nahi ho magar Dard toh

Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other,

Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded

kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi

kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar legi karke mohabat koi na bachega jo bacha use tanhai mar

DU’A BEFORE SLEEPING

DU’A BEFORE SLEEPING “Allahumma bismika amuutu wa ahyaa”. O Allah (SWT)! With your name I die and I live

Words” & “Hearts”

“Words” & “Hearts” Should b handled carefully… B’coz Words when “spoken” & Hearts when “broken” Are hardest thing to repair.

As U go 2 bed tonight,

As U go 2 bed tonight, I ordered bats 2 guard U tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, And 2 make

Pata hai…….taro ke desh mein

Pata hai…….taro ke desh mein_* * *ek pari soh rahi hai…Swapno ke desh mein khoiee hui hai…dur kahi unchi wadi mein unka basera hai……suno

What I feel for you,

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can’t go on. Can’t you see,

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe’s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and’ WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

I do believe that god above

I do believe that god above Created me for you to love. He picked you out among the rest Because he knows I’d love

khete he zindagi ek kahani hai,

khete he zindagi ek kahani hai, Magar hum to ek badnam kissa bankar reh gaye. khud ki zindagi ki kahani to likhi nhi. auro

2ND : Gold ring de de.

SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST : Koi badi cheez

“Today’s dinner should be light”

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”

Kuch Fasle sirf ankho se hote hai,

Kuch Fasle sirf ankho se hote hai, Dil ke fasle to bato me hote hai Hum lakh koshish kare bhulane ki, Par kuch rishte

WoRdS CaNnOt ExPreSs ThE wAy I FeeL AbT U,

WoRdS CaNnOt ExPreSs ThE wAy I FeeL AbT U, ThE WaY I CaN’t ExpLaiN WhY ThE SkY Is bLuE BuT ThEn I KnoW mY

SORRY…..

SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . .DON’T GET CONFUSED . . S=Some O=One R=Really R=Remembering Y=You.

Raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi

Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli

Khoobsurat seengoon wali

Allah Aap ko brown balo wali neeli aankhon wali Gulabi honton wali, Patli kamar wali, Khoobsurat seengoon wali . . gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani

humain hasnay or hasanay ke adat hay

humain hasnay or hasanay ke adat hay nazron say nazrain milanay ke adat hay,par hamare nazar jisay hay ja mile osay nazar jhuka kar

If I die and go to heaven,

If I die and go to heaven, I’ll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much

Ek jana manchhe le baato ma

Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha: Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina? Man: Ke