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Ladies were fighting for the seat in

Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus, Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all. At last

Hasne par hasti hain aankhen rone roti

Hasne Par Hasti Hain Aankhen Rone Par Roti Bhi Hain Aankhen Zakham Bhi Deti Hain Aankhen Jaan Bhi To Le Leti Hain Aankhen

78 al mutaali the one who is clear

78. Al-Muta^ali: The One who is clear from the attributes of the creation.

Shahar e mysore ki jahaan me is kadar shoharat

Shahar-E-Mysore Ki Jahaa-‘n Me Is Kadar Shoharat Nahi Hoti, Us Shahar Me Garr Hamara Tipu Paida Nahi Hota-Â… Na Jaane Hidostaa Ke Mustaqbil Ki

Zabaan e hind hai urduu to maathe kii shikan

Zabaan-E-Hind Hai Urduu Zabaan-E-Hind Hai Urduu To Maathe Kii Shikan Kyuu.N Hai Vatan Me.N Be-Vatan Kyuu.N Hai [Shikan = Frown] Merii Mazaluum Urduu Terii

Tum iske kareeb na jaao ay dil

Tum Iske Kareeb Na Jaao Ay Dil Ise Khaamosh Or Thehra Hi Nazar Aane Do, Bada Shor Hoga Gar Hawain Chhu Gai Isko Is

Faraz to galib phool ko khilna hai

Faraz to Galib: ‘Phool ko to khilna hai wo to khile ga, Garmi bari hai ek glass Sharbat ka milega.’ Galib: ‘Alif se le

Kabhi din nahii shab lafz gum lab

Kabhi Din Nahii Kabhi Shab Nahii Kabhi Lafz Gum Kabhi Lab Nahii Kabhi Baat Kerney Ka Dhab Nahii Kabhi Tab Nahii Kabhi Ab Nahii

Raat ki cofee tarha zindagi bhi

Raat ki cofee ki tarha zindagi bhi…… Jou’n jou’n sard hoti gaei, talkh hoti gai !!

U may meet ppl betta den me

U may meEt ppL beTta deN me, fuNnieR deN mE, moRe loVely deN me, buT thiNg i caN saY to U, i wiLL alwAys

Qatal chuptay thay kabi sang ki deewar

Qatal chuptay thay kabi sang ki deewar k bech Ab to khulny lagy maqtal bhary bazar k beech Apni poshak k chin jany pe

Tmam cheezain jo z s start hon

Tmam cheezain jo ‘Z’ s start hon, Tabahi machati hy. ZLZALA, ZULM, ZEHR, ZAKHM, ZUKAAM, ZAMIN, ZID & ‘ZARDARI’ bus zaubaida aapa achi hain

Kisi ke dil mai khushi hai to

Kisi Ke Dil Mai Khushi Hai To Kisi Ke Dil Mai Gum Kisi Ke Dil Me Umidain Hai To Kisi Ke Dil Mai Ulaas

Dosto ko bhulna acha nahi hai unhi

Dosto Ko Bhulna Acha Nahi Hai Unhi Ka Zindagi Bhar Sath Hai Agar Bhool Gaye To Khali Haath Hain Aur Agar Sath Rahe To

The rain may be falling hard outside

‘The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright. I’m so glad that you’re my friend. I know our

Aasmaan hum se naraaz hai taaroon ka

Aasmaan Hum Se Naraaz Hai TaarOon Ka Gussa Behisaab Hai Wo Sab Humse Jalte Hai Kyonki, Chaand Se Behtar Dost Hamare Paas Hai…

i pray4 SMS# 300278

.-””’-.,.-””-. ‘. I pray4 .’ ‘ . u . ‘ ‘ . ‘ .-”’-.,.-”’-. ‘. Many Many HAPY 12 RABI-UL-AWAL To U And Ur

Quranic miracle words used in holy

*QURANIC MiRACLE* Words used in Holy Quran Duniya 115 times Akhrat 115 Malaaik 88 Shaitan 88 Life 145 Death 145 Man 24 Woman 24

Kisi ka khayal karke sharmate hai hum

Kisi Ka Khayal Karke Sharmate Hai Hum, Kisi Ko Soch Ke Hi Kho Jaate Hai Hum, Kisi Ke Naam Sun Ke Chauk Jate Hai

Dil to unka bhi machalata hoga husn

Dil To Unka Bhi Machalata Hoga, Husn Bhi Sau-Sau Rang Badlata Hoga, Uthi Hongi Jab Unki Ye Maasuum Nazrein, Khud -ŗkhuda- Bhi Gir-Gir Kar

I saw him on facebooki added him

I saw him on facebook,I added him… . . . …. . . . I saw him outside,I deleted him 😀 ……….Y display pictures

The kindest word in all the world

The kindest word in all the world is the unkind word, unsaid.  ~Author Unknown

After the inspiring performance of mraltaf husain

After the inspiring performance of Mr.Altaf Husain, Nargis & Deedar have decided to join MQM Mujra Qaumi Movement.

Palko par bitha kar rakha hai tujko

Palko Par Bitha Kar Rakha Hai Tujko Dil Mai Chupa Kar Rakha Hai Tujko, Bhool Na Jao Kahi Mai Teri Baato Ko Isliye Yaadgaar

The sport of skiing consists wearing three

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars’ worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in

Dil ki baat janta nai koi

Dil Ki Baat Janta Nai Koi, Kehna In Aankhon Ka Manta Nahi Koi, Hum To Jaan Bhi Luta De Khushi Se, Par Ehmiyat Is

Dil ki nahi jaan jarurat ho tum

Dil Ki Nahi Jaan Ki Jarurat Ho Tum, Zami Ki Nahi Aasmaan Ki Inayat Ho Tum, Aur Ab Hum Kya Aapki Tareef Kare, Husn

Jahan ki gurbat mein sukun nahi ayega

Jahan Ki Gurbat Mein Sukun Nahi Ayega, Ghum-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega. Maklul Ki Fitrat Hi Ye Kafir, Dimag Fat Jayega Par Ye Sher

Nafraton ke shahar mai humne puchha kisi

Nafraton Ke Shahar Mai Humne Puchha Kisi Se Pyaar Kee Basti Ka Pata Wo Shaks Pahle Ruka, Hume Dekha Fir Hunsa Or Ishaare Se

Wo naam lete hain ishq ka ke

Wo Naam Lete Hain Ishq Ka Ishq Ke Dard Ka Unhe Ehsaas Nahi Ye Wo Chaand Hain Jo Dikhta Hain Sabko Par Isko Paana

Phoolon se hasna kantoon khelnaa koi dusraa

Phoolon Se Hasna Kantoon Se Khelnaa Koi Dusraa Dost Mile To Hamein Naa Bhulana Dost Ek Afsanaa Hai Bhool Gaye To Sapna Hai Yaad

Aaj to hum hai kal ho na

Aaj To Hum Hai, Kal Ho Na Ho Parso Shayad Ho, Phir Uske Baad Na Ho…

Aap rooth kar na yun sazah di

Aap Rooth Kar Na Yun Sazah Di Jiye Baat Jo Hai Dil Mein Bata Di Jiye ! Darmian Mein Ho Gaya Hai Jo Faasla

I love the way you visit each

I Love The Way You Visit Each Night And Fill My Dreams With Desire, I Love The Way You Touch My Hand And Fill

Im not sad for being single rather

I’m not sad for being single rather :-O . . . I’m thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p . . .

Dheere wo humse door hote gaye ishq

Dheere Dheere Wo Humse Door Hote Gaye Ishq K Aage Majboor Hote Gaye Ishq Me Humne Aisi Aisi Chot Khayi Hum Bewafa Aur Wo

Ya khuda teri rehmat ki inteha hai

Ya Khuda! Teri Rehmat Ki Inteha Hai Ke Baksh Diye, Chand Pal Unke Saath Warna, Iss Chotee Si Jindagi Ke Liye Kaafi Tha Unka

Tum meri zindgi maie aayae suraj ke

Tum Meri Zindgi Maie Aayae Suraj Ke Kiran Le Kar Aur Mere Jivan Ka Andhkaar Door Kiya Tumne Hi Chaand Ka Ujala Ban Kar

me sham jaogi na tumha

*. . .Me sham jaogi na tumha chor k tanha ‘mujh rok lo baba’ Bus aj se he kadmo me soigi sakina ‘mujh rok

Malumat namaz men jab qyam per kharay

Malumat; Namaz men jab qyam per kharay hon to nazren sajday ki jaga, jb raku kren to paon k dermian,jab sajda kren to nak

Aaj kii raat bahut garm havaa chalatii

Aaj Kii Raat Bahut Garm Havaa Chalatii Hai Aaj Kii Raat Na Fut-Paath Pe Niind Aaegii Sab Utho, Main Bii Uthuun, Tum Bhii Utho,

When the grass looks greener on other

When the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, it may be that they take better care of it there.  ~Cecil

I like liquor its taste and

I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.  ~Thomas JacksonDCMOO

Khuda hum pe meharbaan hai jo diya

Khuda Hum Pe Meharbaan Hai Jo Diya Dil Khol Ke Diya Barso Ke Pyaase The Hum Aaj Zaher Ka Pyaala Jee Bhar Ke Piya

Abhi tu mien ne hakeem ki sari

Abhi tu mien ne hakeem ki sari dwai nahi khai thi ‘fRAZ’ AuR wo kehti ha…. . . . . . Tuba Tuba kra

Mai nai dua maangi doolat ki wo

Mai Nai Dua Maangi Doolat Ki Wo Mujhey Mili Mai Nai Dua Maangi Izaat Ki Womujhey Mili Mai Nai Dua Maangi Achey Gher Ki

Tu nakam e muhabbat haito kr ik

tu nakam e muhabbat hai,to kr ik or muhabbat suna hai ishq dard bhi hai dawa bhi…!!!

Zindagi se takraati hai kabhi raha chalte

Zindagi Se Zindagi Takraati Hai Kabhi Kabhi Raha Chalte Hadase Mohbbat Ke Hote Hain Kabhi Kabhi Socha Anjaam Ke Baare Mein Toh Tera Khyaal

Khilte pholon ki rida ho jay

‘Khilte Pholon ki rida ho jay Har taraf pyar ki fiza ho jay Bin mangy hath par rakh de khushian Itna mehrban ap par

Jo banda kaam aaya ho khuda k

Jo Banda Kaam Aaya Ho Khuda K Na Khuda Ban Kar Woh Karta Bhi Toa Kya Karta Nusairi Ka Khuda Ban Kar

He who hasnt hacked assembly language as

He who hasn’t hacked assembly language as a youth has no heart.  He who does so as an adult has no brain.  ~John Moore

Mujko tumse jo pyaar ho gaya ek

Mujko Tumse Jo Pyaar Ho Gaya Ek Muljim Aur Taiyaar Ho Gaya Itni Sakht Nazar Se Dekha Hai Tune Aaj Ke Aaine Se Mera

Chu jaati hai meri seemaen wo aksar

Chu Jaati Hai Meri Seemaen Wo Aksar Mere Kareeb Aakar, Muskurakar Nikal Jaati Hai Wo Sholon Ko Hawa Dikhakar! Shaayad Wo Hamaari Umron Ke

When a cat speaks its because he

When a cat speaks, it’s because he has something to say, unlike humans who are the great refuse containers of speech.

Sharaafat soz tasveeron ki uryani nahi jaati

Sharaafat soz tasveeron ki uryani nahi jaati, Adab ki Aarh main Targheeb-e-Roomani nahi jaati, Khuda maloom Nasl-e-No ka kiya anjaam hona hay? Watan say

Mohabbat ke junoon main aksar aisa hota

Mohabbat ke junoon main aksar aisa hota hai Ghalti kisi ki ho dono ko tarapna parhta hai Zindagi naam hai bas ek is hi

Teacher batao nasli kutte ki subse

Teacher : Batao Nasli kutte ki subse bari neshani kia hai ? Student: jo apne baap k marne pe soug na manaye aur apni

Jadon sajna main tera shehar chad javanga

Jadon Sajna Main Tera Shehar Chad Javanga Dil Utte Yaadan Di Ghehar Chad Javanga Royea‚  Karegi‚  Mainu‚  Kar‚  Kar‚  Yaad‚  Tu Akhan Vich Hanjuan

Pain is inevitable suffering optional m kathleen

Pain is inevitable.  Suffering is optional.  ~M. Kathleen Casey

Sardar going with his sister some shouts

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi

I was on a ship thinking of

I was on a ship thinking of U… I was on a ship thinking of U… wen I looked down, I dropped a tear

I dream of me standing on top

I Dream Of Me, Standing On Top A Mountain Peak, Standing Tall And Proud. I Dream Of Me, Receiving The Noble Prize For Contributing

Jab teraa hukm milaa tark muhabbat kar

jab teraa hukm milaa tark muhabbat kar dii dil magar is pe vo dha.Dhakaa ki qayaamat kar dii tujh se kis tarah mai.n izhaar-e-tamannaa

Writing date 19 dc 12 2007

writing date 19, DC, 12, 2007 yaad aya mujko koi aaj barsoon baad dil pay badal ban kar chhaya phir koi aaj barsoon baad

paani mein jaise rang mile is

. Paani Mein Jaise Rang Mile Is Tarah Milo, . Tum Se Meri Tarang Mile Is Tarah Milo. . Youn To Nayi Nahin Hai

Kitna pakiza hay ehsaas eik

Kitna Pakiza Hay Ehsaas Eik Masoom Takaddus Me Bhigoya Huwa Lams, Kitna Pakiza Hay Ehsas Me Dhoya Huwa Lams. Ye Tere Jism Ki Khushbu

Mere naam se pehle ab k uski

”MERE NAAM SE PEHLE” ab k uski aankhon me, be_sabab udaasi…….thi! ab k uske chehre per, dukh tha……be_hawaasi thi! ab k yun mila…….mujhse, yun

May the divine light of diwali spread

May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy Diwali in Advance …

Soch kar dil ghabraata hai tum kabhi

Soch Kar Dil Ghabraata Hai Tum Kabhi Humse Miloge Kya Baatein Guzrengi Darmiyaan Tum Mujhse Kya Kahoge Hothon Ki Aahat Bolegi Magar Kya Dil

Mana k es zameen ko na gulzaar

Mana k es zameen ko na gulzaar kar saky,,, kuch khaar kam to kar gaye guzry jidhar se hum.

Chanda ki nagri se aja ri nindia

Chanda ki nagri se aja ri nindia taroon ki nagri se aja. Taroon ki nagri se aakar aa nindia ?MUNE? Ko mare sula ja.

The trouble with using experience as a

The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.  ~Author Unknown

Zindagi tu kaisi hain sazaa tujhe paane

Zindagi Tu Kaisi Hain Sazaa, Tujhe Paane Waale Tere Kareeb Ke Honge, Humne To Khoi Hain Sada Tera Intezaar Ta_umr Kaa Junoon Ho Gaya,

While dad was polishing his new car

While Dad was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car. In

Although we no longer speak and many

Although We No Longer Speak, And Many Months Have Drifted, I Still Remember Every Part Of You, Your Hands, Your Face, Your Smile, They

Hawaoon ka hath ek pagham baja hai

Hawaoon ka Hath ek Pagham Baja Hai. Apne Dil Ka Arman Baja Hai. Fursat Milay To Qabool Kar Lena Is Nacheez na ap ko

We have to thinkand act accordinglyotherwisei dont

we have to think.and act accordingly.otherwise………………i dont want to write that otherwise.i want to think and act accordingly..

Pehle bhi gumaan hua thaa na ho

Pehle Bhi Gumaan Hua Thaa Na Ho Ishq Ka Izhaar.. Hans Ke Wo Jab Mila To Mujhe Sochana Padaa.. Uski Ik Sadaa Pe Chod

In the shadow of your smile theres

In The Shadow Of Your Smile, There-‘s Still The Same Invitation Of Yours. In The Mysterious Pond Of Your Eyes There-‘s Still A Silent

Dard dil ka ab to sawa ho

Dard dil ka ab to sawa ho gaya hai Ye meri zindagi mein kya ho gaya hai Khali daman ka merey sauda ho gaya

Who invented the vacuum cleaner hubert

Who invented the Vacuum Cleaner? Hubert Booth

Wo mere pyar se anjaan rahe kab

Wo Mere Pyar Se Anjaan Rahe Kab Tak Chaahe Jaane Ka Ye Armaan Rahe Kab Tak Kab Usse Mere Mohabbat Ka Yakeen Aayega Dil

Itni hai tanhaisath denewala koi nahi hai

Itni Hai Tanhai,Sath Denewala Koi Nahi Hai, Itni Hai Ruswai,Pyar Karne Wala Koi Nahi Hai, Bahut Si Hai Batein Par Sunne Wala Koi Nahi

Coffee the finest organic suspension ever devised

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.  ~Star Trek: Voyager

Sitaare jo damakate hain kisi ki chashm e hairaan

Sitaare Jo Damakate Hain Kisi Ki Chashm-E-Hairaan Mein Mulaaqaaten Jo Hoti Hain Jamaal-E-Abr-O-Baaraan Mein Ye Na Abaad Vaqton Mein Dil-E-Naashaad Mein Hogi Muhabbat Ab

1achi lag rhe ho 2kanjuso koi acha

1=Achi lag rhe ho. 2=Kanjuso koi acha hall book karwana thA. 3=Seedhi ho k baitho. 4=Tyar kahan se hui? 5=bs bhi karo ab rona

vost beautiful morning to u

|””/”’| |__|’v’|__|OsT Beautiful Morning to U !”’!_!”’! !__! !__!AvE A NiCE !””/ | D ) !___/ AY Assalam 0 Alaikum ‘GOOD MÖRNING’

2 lund flim ka tickat laytay hai

2 Lund Flim Ka Tickat Laytay Hai Pehla Lund Dosre Se Bolta Hai Yar Flim Sexy Na Hoo Dosra Lund : Kio Bay Pehla

Shaq un ko thaa ki raat men

Shaq Un Ko Thaa Ki Raat Men Bosaa Na Le Koi Gaalon Pe Rakh Ke Soyee Rahee Kalaaai Tamaam Raat

Do you know the meaning of bmw

Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . [‘!’] Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . .

Raaste mein kuch bhi kaha nahi kabhi

Raaste Mein Kuch Bhi Kaha Nahi Kabhi Uske Ghar Mein Gaya Nahi Main Janam-Janam Se Usi Ka Hoon Use Aaj Tak Ye Pata Nahi

You can find the true joy of

You can find the true joy of giving reflected in the eyes of the recipient Robert H. Connelly

Mohabbat karo tu dhoka na dena

Mohabbat karo tu dhoka na dena – Piyar ko ansuo ka tofa na dena – Dil se Roe koi aapki yaad mein – Aisa

Hi friends i am not a shayar

Hi Friends, I am not a shayar or poet means I don’t write anything but I love to listen and read… aapke liye paish

Cheehra jo byaan kar rha hai wo

Cheehra Jo Byaan Kar Rha Hai Wo Tere Dil Ki Khani Hai Apne Ke Ruswa Aur Gaeyrron Se Pyaar Yahi To Tere Tadpane Ki

Kuch iss tarah se hum tere nazdek

Kuch Iss Tarah Se Hum Tere Nazdek Aa Chuke Khud KO Tere Wajood Ka Hissa Bana Chuke AB To Hamare Dard KI Koi Dua

The man who smiles when things go

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. ~Robert Bloch

Konsa zakhm tha jo taza na tha

Konsa Zakhm Tha Jo Taza Na Tha, Zindgi Mai Itne Gham Thy K Andaza Na Tha, Un Ki Jheel c Ankhon Ka Is Mai

Bewaffa tou usse kahete hain jo waffa

Bewaffa Tou Usse Kahete Hain Jo Waffa Nahin Karte Agar Tumse Payyr Na Hotta Tumhe Bewaffa Kaaisee Kehtey Phir Bhi Tumne Mere Payaar Ka