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AUR MENE PRESS KER DIYA

Policman: JAIL main kese aye?

SARDAR: Aik larki interview le rahi thi,uske SEENE pe “PRESS”

AUR MENE PRESS KER DIYA.

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Written by wakeel on February 6, 2012 8:13 pm | Permalink | Read Comments (0)
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