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Q if some 1 falls in love

Q: If some 1 falls in love with me what will b the reason according 2 u ?? Send this msg 2 all of

Sardar 2 friend guess how many coins

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give

Teacher a c kisi jaga ka nam

Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin saktay? studenz:

Which department have great loss due to

Which department have great loss due to load shedding? . . . . . . . . . Family planing . . .!!

Dabbay me dabba cake wah lotay

Dabbay me Dabba, Dabbay me Cake. wah wah wah Lotay k moo wale, koi Msg to bhej??? . . . Ab bol wah wah

How did bruce lee die

How Did Bruce Lee Die? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .

What came first the chicken or egg

What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Dinosaurs Laid Eggs Long Before There Were Chickens! :p

Khushi meri talash main yunhi phirti rahi

khushi meri talash main yunhi phirti rahi kabi usay mara gar na mila to kabi usay main gar na mila.

Lut gaye hum sari bazar yaro

lut gaye hum sari bazar yaro log 20rupee main hamari izat nilam kar gaye hoye sharm sar alam main yaro. key lagaye hoon ki

Dear user last week we uploaded new

Dear User Last week we uploaded new interesting books & novels.Read & enjoy. www.urdurasala.com is a popular website of Urdu novels & stories on

Cute one if u read my

Cute one… If u read my sms, it means I’m cute If u save, u agree I’m cute If u fwd, u spread that

Bara tujhy kaha tha mujhy apna na

bara tujhy kaha tha mujhy apna na bana ab chor k mujhy dunya me tmasha na bana muje ghamon ka sath hai ujarhi mere

Q yeh batao prinde sardiyo mein

Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain . . . . .

Tum mere 7 hum tere asman b

Tum mere 7, Hum tere 7, Asman b 7, Samndar b 7, Hamesha rehna mere 7, Jeena b 7, Marna b 7, Hansna b

Woh kya hai k jiss liye tum

Woh Kya Hai K Jiss K Liye Tum Kuch B Kar Saktey Ho? Mujhe Pata Hai! Bataooon “Easy Load”

Qhow m i by nature a

Q:How m I by nature? A: Q:i look best when? A: Q:bad habit which u think i must change? A: Q:my best feature? A:

Dusro ke bhare me batain toh karte

dusro ke bhare me batain toh karte hain aise k khud ke kirdar me frishte hon jese

Why humain agar koi cheez

Why????. . . humain agar koi cheez saaf bhi kerni ho to; ; ; ; ; ; ; kapra ganda hi kiu mangtay hai

Salaam may brother kia hal ap sab

salaam may brother kia hal ap sab kaise hai yar me yaha nia hu kuch hame is ke bari me behter gide karen.

Do you know the meaning of bmw

Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . [‘!’] Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . .

Please see these 15 words by dosti

Please see these 15 words by dosti. Agar aapne yeh words jor liye to mein samjhoon ga ke aap ko dosti ka matlab pata

Do u know which is d oldest

Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World? ? Give up? ? ? Wel its, Zebra-Coz its still in black and

Agr mery bary main koi ap sy

agr mery bary main koi ap sy 3 baten pochy to kya batao gay? 1:———– 2:———– 3:———– jo dil main ho btao i will

If you are a girl till zero

if you are a girl..? till you are zero meter Girl..! agar aap larki hotey to kiya abhi tak seel-pack hotey..?

Q tum parindo k bare mein

Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho . . . . . . . . . Ans : Sab Kuch Acha

Helo my name is hassan i m

Helo my name is Hassan. I m a very sad person. no one is my friend. will anyone plz friendship me my num is

1 kia aap pani k andar roa

1. kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho? 2.kia machli ko piyas lgti he? 3.parinde sony k baad perron se girte kiun nhn?

Ye keh ker aaaj us se bhi

Ye keh ker Aaaj us se bhi ta-allluq tor aya hooon’F@@D!!’ mujh ko ziddi larkiyan achi nai lagti.:p Chiddi loves Lyba

Pakistan k aese city ka name batay

Pakistan k aese city ka name batay jis ke 15 nuqte(Dots) he?

Once bread and butter were travelling by

Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua… bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon??? Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

Teacher bina ruke batao pakistan ki national

Teacher: BINA RUKE BATAO, Pakistan ki National Assembly ki speaker kon hain? Meenaray Pakistan kaha hy? Satlaj nadi ki raftar kia hy? Murgi kia

Muje 1 award deny ka chance mily

Muje 1 Award deny ka Chance mily to Ap Muje kon sa Award denga? Bst SpeakingBst StyleBst SmileBst LoverBst DressedBst PrsonaliyBst Nature Rply Must

Kabi achank chopkey se tandi raton men

kabi achank chopkey se tandi raton men barsat k thamthey he aik tandi hawa ka jonga room k kisi hisey se a ker merey

Ham allah ke batay hove kisi rasty

ham allah ke batay hove kisi rasty par nahi chalty kia ham muslim kehlane ke haqdar hai ?

This is very service but only for

THis is very service but only for pakistan. i want to send sms in Saudia Arabia,oman,and UAE can any body tell me good and

Melne aaye thy chorhne k lie

‘Melne aaye thy chorhne k lie’ ‘Is takalluf kia zrurat thi?’

Aissy mulk ka naam batay jis me

Aissy mulk ka naam batay jis me saanmp nahee paey jatay? Ans:- Newzeland

Reply is mustagar mohabbat rooh se pyar

Reply is must Agar MOHABBAT rooh se pyar karne ka naam haitauinsaan jism ko paane ki khwahish kyun karta hai?

Arz kia hy dil hy sacha

Arz kia hy… . . Dil hy sacha aur Dimagh hy kacha wah wah wah… Dil hy sacha aur Dimagh hy kacha. Tere msgs

Balon me hath phair k pucha usne

Balon me hath phair k pucha usne ‘PARVEEN’ Tum ne Head & Sholder lagaya hy ya Pantien?????

Salam my sweeto kia hall hainishallah ap

SALAM MY SWEETO KIA HALL HAIN.ISHALLAH AP THEEK HO GAY.BECAUSE MAIN NAY AP KE LIAY SPECIAL DUA KE HAY.AJKAL MAIN NAMAZ SHAROO KAR DE

Who said english is easy fill

Who said english is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….

Today is name changing dayso agar mera

Today is name changing day.so agar mera naam ap change kar ke koi dusra name rakhte, to kaya rakhte?Send it 2 all ur friends

Aaj to saaly aur behnoi ka cricket

aaj to saaly aur behnoi ka cricket match hai fraz ab dekhna ye hai k sania mirza meky ko support karti hai ya susraal

Shadi se pehly larkian barat wale din

shadi se pehly larkian barat wale din buht rotiyan hai or shadi k bad buht hansti hain. Y…?

Aaj kel k katel ketna masoom haan

aaj kel k katel ketna masoom haan,, katel ker k puchta haan janaza kes ka ha

Face testq1 what do you find on

FACE TEST Q1. What do You find on My face?a) Aggression b) Innocencec) SmiLed) Softness Q2. Which 1 is the most attractivea) Lipsb) Hair

Agar 2 pipal k ped ko 1

Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko 1 Rassi Se Bandha Jaye To Us Rassi Ko Kya Kahege? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

It hearts when heart breaks whn luv

it hearts when heart breaks it breaks whn luv leavez ur life just freezez it gives invisible brusises ur feelings get shaterred …

Achy dost banao q k insan ki

achy dost banao q k insan ki pehchan us se nahi us k doston se hoti hai. is liye tum ne mujhe dost banya

Speak not my tears neither open fears

SPEAK NOT MY TEARS NEITHER OPEN MY FEARS THE THING THAT BROKE WAS MY HEART ITS PIECES WONT BE GATHERED HERE PLACE ALL ITS

Mujay aik achi naik aur cute girl

mujay aik achi naik aur cute girl ki talaah hay.agar wo aap hay to plz call me my cell number.03006050034.i am from sargodha

Six brilliant doubts 1 if all the

Six Brilliant Doubts ! 1. If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? 2. When dog food

Nicknames bring frnds closer so send

‘NICKNAMES bring frnds closer’ So send me a cute nickname perfectly matching with my personalty 4wd it 2 ur frnds & c how many

Describe each of the followng in 1

Describe each of the followng in 1 worde.g.wolf:clever. then i will send u answr abut u1) Horse:2) Cat:3) Rat:4) Cofee:5) Sea:ans carefully about each

Aap apne saare riste kisi se v

aap apne saare riste kisi se v share kr lete h pr Biwi kyu nhi jb ki aapke maa, baap, bhai, bahan, ssre aapka

A very naughty ans given by a

A very naughty ans given by a Girl____ When asked “How u feel when a guys give a flying kiss” Girl- i feel boy

Give me marksnakhre 10 aawaz 10chalaki khobsorti 10aadat

Give me MARKS:Nakhre- (/10) Aawaz- (/10)Chalaki- (/10) khobsorti-(/10)Aadat- (/10)Smile- (_/10)dosti- (/10) Style- ( /10)Trust- (/10)Rep must.@

fact the biggest internet lie

¤ Fact ¤ The biggest internet lie that we’ve all told at least once: I have read and I agree to the Terms &

Main chand sitaron se tera zikr karoon

MAIN CHAND SITARON SE TERA ZIKR KAROON GA.PUR KAIF NAZARON SE TERA ZKR KAROON GA.MAFHOOM NA SAMHJE GA SIWA TERE KOI AUR.MAIN ASE ISHARON

How to make one million rupees in

How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? ? ? . . ? ? . . Simple . . . .

Agar koe cute smart girl muj say

agar koe cute smart girl muj say dosti karna chayey to plz call me my cell number.03006050034.i am from sargodha pakistan

No life ever grows great until it

No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the

Aik pathan raat ko khana kha raha

Aik Pathan Raat Ko Khana Kha Raha Tha… : : : : : : To Ab Kya Woh Khana Bhi Na Khaye, Jaan LeLo

Koi bi larki ager dosti kerna chahe

‘kOI bi Larki Ager Dosti kerna Chahe too mere Number par rabata kereee….03457770788

Pata ha hum chlormint kyu khate hai

Pata ha hum CHLORMINT kyu khate hai?? Kyu ki.. 5 Star.. Cadbury… Perk…. DairyMilk….. Kit-kat…. or Munch… “ye sab 50 Paise me nahi aati…..”

I know u think broke my heart

I know u think u broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it

Appeeltamam mobile use krny waly allah sy

{APPEEL}Tamam mobile use krny waly ALLAH sy panah mangy,or ksi ksm ki HADEES yaQURANI AAYAT baghair tasdek k farward mat kary q k ye

Naseeb teri nigah jis ko dhondti haidua

(NASEEB) TERI NIGAH JIS KO DHONDTI HAI,DUA HAI MERI WO TUJH KO NASEEB HO ‘SADAF’ TUM JITNA USKO CHAHO WO UTNA TERE KAREEB HO,OSY

What do dentists call their x ray

What do dentists call Their x-ray? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Tooth pics

Aag jo dil main lagi hai osy

AAG JO DIL MAIN LAGI HAI OSY DUNIYA MAIN LAGA DOUN GA MAIN JO UTHI TERI DOLI ZAMANE KO JALA DOU GA MAIN

Bethey thy hum khyal me k achanak

Bethey thy hum khyal me k Achanak tarap uthey, Aa kar tere khyal ne acha ni kia….

Do you know why the spelling of

Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W?? Because All Quetions In The World Start With W.. Such As Who? Why?

Hindu asks muslim hum murdon ko jalate

Hindu asks Muslim: ‘Hum, Murdon ko jalate hain aur tum dafnate ho. Bataao kiun’? Muslim said Golden words: ‘Khazana dabaya jata hai aur Kachra

Jalebi ko female dish kyun kaha jata

Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai? . . . . . . . . . Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho

Koi b larki jo mujh se dosti

KOI B LARKI JO MUJH SE DOSTI KARNA PASEN KRE PLZ MERE NO. PR RABTA KRE

Advise to all the girls do

Advise to all the girls.. .. .. Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies. .. And .. Do not play with

Badshah mahmood ghaznawi ne apne ghulam ayaz

Badshah Mahmood Ghaznawi ne apne ghulam Ayaz ko 1 Angoothi di aur kaha k is per 1 aisa sentence likho jisko main agar khushi

Do u knw glass tootey to kya

Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai? Dhuzy? No dhooz?? No thishh?? Nahi bhae Ami ki awaz aati hai “arey kambakht,

Truth dayaaj aisa sach kaho mere bare

**TRUTH DAY**Aaj aisa SACH kaho mere bare men jo mere liye SOCHTE ho, Jo DIL men ho,Chahe wo BURA ho ya ACHA! Now U

Zufiqar mirza kehta hai ke jab

ZUFIQAR MIRZA kehta hai. ke jab Dr. “Imran Farooq Bhai” London main shaheed hoay tou Karachi main hungama kyun hoa? Koi iss “Kanjar” se

Ab darindon se na haywano dar lgta

Ab darindon se na haywano se dar lgta hai, Kiya zamana hai k insaano se dar lagta hai. Izzat-e-nafs kisi shakhs ki mehfooz nahi,

Teacher y are majority of south

Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ? . . . . . Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya

Good friend comes 2 visit u in

Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the Hospital, with flowers & goes.. but A True Friend sits near u & says: Yaar! buhat

Jab zakham dehekne wale hon or khushbo

Jab Zakham Dehekne Wale Hon or Khushbo Ke Pegham Melain…!!! Or Apne Dareda Daman Ke Jab Chak Silain…!!! Jab Aankhain Khud Se Khaab bonain

Dil main tum dharkan aankhon saanso

Dil Main Tum ~ Dharkan Main Tum ~ Aankhon Main Tum ~ Saanso Main Tum ~ Jahan Bhi Dekho ~ Bas Tum He Tum

Q which day is stronger the

Q. Which day is stronger..! The Answer is..! Its Sunday Coz Monday Is A Weekday (Weak day)…………………;->

Ek swal bap ny apni beti ko

ek swal? bap ny apni beti ko gift ke kr bola k bhook lgy to kha lena, pyas lgy to pi lena or srdi

Doesnt calvin klein sell raw materialcloth y

doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)….. y does it only sell finished cloth….?? i dont think its a tough one well the answer is

Kehna cahti hon keeeeeeeeeeeeeeee keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

kehna cahti hon keeeeeeeeeeeeeeee , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee , , , ,

Maot k baad yaad aa raha hai

Maot k baad yaad aa raha hai koi… Cigrate meri kabar pr jala raha hai koi… yaa rab 2 pal ki mohlat aur de

What is at the end of everything

What is at the end of ‘everything’? ? ? ? ? … … … ? ? ? The letter g.

There will be little rubs and disappointments

There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to expect too much; but then, if one scheme of happiness

What is dua d dil se

WHAT is “DUA”? “D”- DIL se nikli hui awaz jo aap ko har din sachi KHUSHI de. “U”- UDASI aap ke QAREEB se bhi

Theres one sad truth in life ive

There’s One Sad Truth In Life I’ve Found While Journeying East And West – The Only Folks We Really Wound Are Those We Love

What is 11 4 equal to

What Is 11 + 4 Equal To … ? . . . . . . Its Simple . . . . . Dont Knw

Why smart people always say they

Why Smart People Always Say. They are Busy ? ? ? Think ? ? ? (‘,’) I Will Tell U Later Right Now I’m

Gsg pukaar hukmarano ye dolat b lay

GSG PUKAAR. HUKMARANO Ye Dolat B Lay Lo Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo ye Sahat

Salam ya ali madad new shia

Salam Ya Ali Madad New shia sMS Collection http://www.shiasms.webs.com/sms.htm http://safeer-e-aza.tk/ Shia SMS Service Safeer-E-Aza SMS Club TO Join http://www.shiasms.webs.com/Joinus.htm and Send On This Number