Q yeh batao prinde sardiyo mein

Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain

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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->

Good friend comes 2 visit u in

Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the Hospital,

with flowers & goes..

but

A True Friend sits near u & says:

Yaar! buhat tite Nurse hai, Araam se theek hona

A very naughty ans given by a

A very naughty ans given by a Girl____

When asked

“How u feel when a guys give a flying kiss”

Girl- i feel boy r very lazy.. 😉

Theres one sad truth in life ive

There’s One Sad Truth In Life I’ve Found

While Journeying East And West –

The Only Folks We Really Wound

Are Those We Love The Best.

We Flatter Those We Scarcely Know,

We Please The Fleeting Guest,

And Deal Full Many A Thoughtless Blow

To Those Who Love Us Best.

Do you know why the spelling of

Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??

Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..

Such As

Who?

Why?

What?

When?

Which?

Whom?

Where?

Six brilliant doubts 1 if all the

Six Brilliant Doubts !

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go?

2. When dog food is new with improved taste,who testsd it?

3. If the ‘black box’ flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

4. Who copyrighte the copyright symbol?

5. Can you cry under water?

6. Why do people say ‘you’ve been working like a dog’ while dogs just sit around all day.@

Face testq1 what do you find on

FACE TEST

Q1. What do You find on My face?
a) Aggression
b) Innocence
c) SmiLe
d) Softness

Q2. Which 1 is the most attractive
a) Lips
b) Hair styLe
c)Height
d)eye

Q3. What is the 1st impression that You got from My face?
a) Beautiness
b) Smart
c) Attitude
d) Cute….
reply must

Qhow m i by nature a

Q:How m I by nature?

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Q:i look best when?

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Q:bad habit which u think i must change?

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Q:my best feature?

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Q:i remind u of which act0r?

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Q:my name in ur cell?

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Q:my 1 Gud habit?

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Q:a memorable moment wid me?

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Q:The Thing which attracts u most about me?

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Q:I’m ur…?

A:

reply must

Kabi achank chopkey se tandi raton men

kabi achank chopkey se tandi raton men barsat k thamthey he aik tandi hawa ka jonga room k kisi hisey se a ker merey chehrey per takrata he to aik shakhs yad ata he

Dil main tum dharkan aankhon saanso

Dil Main Tum

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Dharkan Main Tum

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Aankhon Main Tum

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Saanso Main Tum

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Jahan Bhi Dekho

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Bas Tum He Tum

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Dettol Wali Aunti Such Kehti Hai

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^JARASEEM^ Har Jagah Hote Hain…!

Jab zakham dehekne wale hon or khushbo

Jab Zakham Dehekne Wale Hon or Khushbo Ke Pegham Melain…!!!

Or Apne Dareda Daman Ke Jab Chak Silain…!!!

Jab Aankhain Khud Se Khaab bonain Khaboon Main Basray Chehroon ki…!!!

Jab bheerh Lagay Is bheerh Main Tum Khojao…!!!

Jab Habs barhay Tanhai Ka Jab Khaab Jalay…!!!

Jab Aankh bujhay Tum Yaad Aao….DIL DUKHTA HAY…!!!

UDHAS’YADEEN…!!!

Speak not my tears neither open fears

SPEAK NOT MY TEARS

NEITHER OPEN MY FEARS

THE THING THAT BROKE WAS MY HEART

ITS PIECES WONT BE GATHERED HERE

PLACE ALL ITS PIECES TO THE FIRE NEAR

FORGET THOSE DAYS WHEN SOMEONE CALLED IT DEAR!

ALONE I HAVE TO WALK THERE

DO NOT DREAM OF THE SKY THAT WAS CLEAR

ITS MY STORY THAT DOES NOT FINISH

UNTIL MY SOUL DISSOLVES IN THE AIR….

Doesnt calvin klein sell raw materialcloth y

doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)….. y does it only sell finished cloth….??

i dont think its a tough one

well the answer is

Because….They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)

Agar 2 pipal k ped ko 1

Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko

1 Rassi Se Bandha

Jaye To Us Rassi Ko

Kya Kahege?

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NOKIA

Connecting Pipal

Hindu asks muslim hum murdon ko jalate

Hindu asks Muslim:

‘Hum, Murdon ko jalate hain aur tum dafnate ho.

Bataao kiun’?

Muslim said Golden words:

‘Khazana dabaya jata hai aur Kachra jalaya jata hai.’

Aap apne saare riste kisi se v

aap apne saare riste kisi se v share kr lete h pr Biwi kyu nhi jb ki aapke maa, baap, bhai, bahan, ssre aapka khoon hote h aur Biwi kisi aur ghar se aati h aur aapka usse khun ka rista nhi hota

There will be little rubs and disappointments

There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere,

and we are all apt to expect too much;

but then, if one scheme of happiness fails,

human nature turns to another;

if the first calculation is wrong,

we make a second better:

we find comfort somewhere.

Q if some 1 falls in love

Q: If some 1 falls in love with me what will b the reason according 2 u ?? Send this msg 2 all of ur friends & b amazed by their reply But reply me first.

Please see these 15 words by dosti

Please see these 15 words by dosti.

Agar aapne yeh words jor liye to mein samjhoon ga ke aap ko dosti ka matlab pata hai.

Thanks

I S O Y M B U H T A E I R Y S

fact the biggest internet lie

¤ Fact ¤

The biggest internet lie that we’ve all told at least once:

I have read and I agree to the Terms & Conditions .

Helo my name is hassan i m

Helo my name is Hassan.

I m a very sad person.

no one is my friend.

will anyone plz friendship me my num is

03362097252

03336901142

thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Nicknames bring frnds closer so send

‘NICKNAMES bring frnds closer’ So send me a cute nickname perfectly matching with my personalty 4wd it 2 ur frnds & c how many nicknamez u get But 1st rply me@

Arz kia hy dil hy sacha

Arz kia hy…

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Dil hy sacha aur Dimagh hy kacha

wah wah wah…

Dil hy sacha aur Dimagh hy kacha.

Tere msgs nahi arahe

kia baat hy Bachaaaa??????

Badshah mahmood ghaznawi ne apne ghulam ayaz

Badshah Mahmood Ghaznawi ne apne ghulam Ayaz ko 1 Angoothi di aur kaha k is per 1 aisa sentence likho jisko main agar khushi meindekhon to ghamgeen ho jaoun Aur agar ghum mein dekhoun to khush ho jaoun.

Ghulam Ayaz ne likha: ….

‘YE WAQT B GUZAR JAYE GA’

Ab darindon se na haywano dar lgta

Ab darindon se na haywano se dar lgta hai,

Kiya zamana hai k insaano se dar lagta hai.

Izzat-e-nafs kisi shakhs ki mehfooz nahi,

Ab to apne hi negehbanon se dar lagta hai.

Khoon rezij ka yeh aalam hai Khuda khair krey,

Ab Musalmano ko Musalmano se dar lagta hai.

1 kia aap pani k andar roa

1. kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho?

2.kia machli ko piyas lgti he?

3.parinde sony k baad perron se girte kiun nhn?

4.Round pizza square box mein kiun aata he?

5.gilue apni bottle pe kiun nhn chipakta?

6.I LOVE YOU swal nhn to phir hamesha iska jawab kiun manga jata he?

Q which day is stronger the

Q. Which day is stronger..!

The Answer is..!

Its Sunday

Coz

Monday Is A Weekday

(Weak day)…………………;->

Advise to all the girls do

Advise to all the girls..

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Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies.

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Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..

Muje 1 award deny ka chance mily

Muje 1 Award deny ka Chance mily to Ap Muje kon sa Award denga?

Bst Speaking
Bst Style
Bst Smile
Bst Lover
Bst Dressed
Bst Prsonaliy
Bst Nature

Rply Must

Maot k baad yaad aa raha hai

Maot k baad yaad aa raha hai koi…

Cigrate meri kabar pr jala raha hai koi…

yaa rab 2 pal ki mohlat aur de de mujhay…

Akela akela suttay kaga raha hai koi…..

If you are a girl till zero

if you are a girl..? till you are zero meter Girl..!

agar aap larki hotey to kiya abhi tak seel-pack hotey..?

Teacher a c kisi jaga ka nam

Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin

saktay?

studenz: Sir LADIES TOILET

How did bruce lee die

How Did Bruce Lee Die?

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With A Go Lee

Lut gaye hum sari bazar yaro

lut gaye hum sari bazar yaro

log 20rupee main hamari izat nilam kar gaye

hoye sharm sar alam main yaro.

key lagaye hoon ki boli 20caror

( ikbangash)

Dear user last week we uploaded new

Dear User Last week we uploaded new interesting books & novels.Read & enjoy. www.urdurasala.com is a popular website of Urdu novels & stories on all topics. Visit our site to pass good time.

Cute one if u read my

Cute one…

If u read my sms, it means I’m cute

If u save, u agree I’m cute

If u fwd, u spread that I’m cute

&

if u delete, u r jealous, bcoz I’m cute..;-)

Bara tujhy kaha tha mujhy apna na

bara tujhy kaha tha mujhy apna na bana

ab chor k mujhy dunya me tmasha na bana

muje ghamon ka sath hai ujarhi mere dil ki basti hai

ye ishq ki akheer hai isey ibtda na bana

kb kese tujh se nata jhorha kuch malum nahi

mar mitey tumhi pe ab mere sabr ki intaha na azma

main mar b jaun to koi ghum nahi wasi

main to badnam hun tu mere lea ansu na baha

Tum mere 7 hum tere asman b

Tum mere 7,

Hum tere 7,

Asman b 7,

Samndar b 7,

Hamesha rehna mere 7,

Jeena b 7,

Marna b 7,

Hansna b 7,

Rona b 7,

q k

Aj date be hey 7 aur

mahina b 7,

Enjoy 7, 7.

Why humain agar koi cheez

Why????.

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humain agar koi cheez saaf bhi kerni ho to;

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kapra ganda hi kiu mangtay hai ??

Agr mery bary main koi ap sy

agr mery bary main koi ap sy 3 baten pochy to kya batao gay?

1:———–

2:———–

3:———–

jo dil main ho btao i will never mind it.

Q tum parindo k bare mein

Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho

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Ans :

Sab Kuch

Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta

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Mara Hua Parinda

Ye keh ker aaaj us se bhi

Ye keh ker Aaaj us se bhi ta-allluq tor aya hooon’F@@D!!’

mujh ko ziddi larkiyan achi nai lagti.:p

Chiddi loves Lyba

Once bread and butter were travelling by

Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua…

bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon???

Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

Teacher bina ruke batao pakistan ki national

Teacher: BINA RUKE BATAO, Pakistan ki National Assembly ki speaker kon hain?

Meenaray Pakistan kaha hy?

Satlaj nadi ki raftar kia hy?

Murgi kia deti hy?

Student: Fehmida Mirza

Lahore me 140KM/HOUR ki Raftar se Andey deti hy…

This is very service but only for

THis is very service but only for pakistan. i want to send sms in Saudia Arabia,oman,and UAE

can any body tell me good and fast website like smspuch i shall be thankful to you

my contact id is isahir786@yahoo.com

Salam my sweeto kia hall hainishallah ap

SALAM MY SWEETO KIA HALL HAIN.ISHALLAH AP THEEK HO GAY.BECAUSE MAIN NAY AP KE LIAY SPECIAL DUA KE HAY.AJKAL MAIN NAMAZ SHAROO KAR DE HAY,BUHAT JALD MAIN FIVE NAMAZ PARHNAY LAG JAAON GA.AP BHY NAMAZ PARHA KARO AUR QURAN.AUR HAAN APNY SEHAT AUR KHURAK KA KHAS KHAYAL RAKHA KARO.AGAR KAHAIN SAY MUJHAY PATA CHAL GAYA K AP SEHAT AUR KHANAY KA KHAYAL NAHEEN RAKHTY,TU YE AP K LIAY BUHAT BURA HO GA.BUS JAN THORY DAIR KE BAAT HAY.MAIN BUHAT JALD PAK MAIN APNA BUSINESS ESTABLISH KAR LOON GA.BUS MARAY LIAY DUA KIA KARO.AUR JULDY SE MUJHAY KHUSHKHABRO DAINA.WAISAY KABHY MUJAY APNA DATE OF BIRTH SMS KAR DAINA.MERY TARAF SE AP KE MAMEEN KE MANGNY KE MUBARAKBAD APNEY GHAR WALOON KO DAINA.AUR APNARAY FATHER IN LAW KO MARA KHAS SALAM DAINA.TAKE CARE DARLING.BYE AND LOVE U.

Who said english is easy fill

Who said english is easy???

Fill in the blank with YES or No…

1.—–I dont have brain…

2.—–I dont have sence…

3.—–I am stupid….

Achy dost banao q k insan ki

achy dost banao q k insan ki pehchan us se nahi us k doston se hoti hai.

is liye tum ne mujhe dost banya na.

chalaak :))

Describe each of the followng in 1

Describe each of the followng in 1 word
e.g.wolf:clever. then i will send u answr abut u
1) Horse:
2) Cat:
3) Rat:
4) Cofee:
5) Sea:
ans carefully about each

Main chand sitaron se tera zikr karoon

MAIN CHAND SITARON SE TERA ZIKR KAROON GA.PUR KAIF NAZARON SE TERA ZKR KAROON GA.MAFHOOM NA SAMHJE GA SIWA TERE KOI AUR.MAIN ASE ISHARON TERA ZKR KAROONGA..SJAN

No life ever grows great until it

No life ever grows great until it is

focused, dedicated, and disciplined.

But no life is ever happy until

it is lived for the glory of God.

Keep the faith.

Pata ha hum chlormint kyu khate hai

Pata ha hum CHLORMINT kyu khate hai??

Kyu ki..

5 Star..

Cadbury…

Perk….

DairyMilk…..

Kit-kat….

or

Munch…

“ye sab 50 Paise me nahi aati…..”

Abey saale ab DUBARA MAT PUCHNA>>>>>>>>

I know u think broke my heart

I know u think u broke my heart

but I knew your game right from the start

I saw your game and played it 2

so look here I play the jokes on u!

Appeeltamam mobile use krny waly allah sy

{APPEEL}
Tamam mobile use krny waly ALLAH sy panah mangy,
or ksi ksm ki HADEES ya
QURANI AAYAT baghair tasdek k farward mat kary q k ye yahodyo ke sazish hy k AHADIS my changes kr k farwrd krty hy or hum b bila tasdeq k farward krny my lag jaty hy.is sms ko itna pehlao k tamam musalmano ko agahi ho jay.

Naseeb teri nigah jis ko dhondti haidua

(NASEEB)

TERI NIGAH JIS KO DHONDTI HAI,DUA HAI MERI WO TUJH KO NASEEB HO

‘SADAF’

TUM JITNA USKO CHAHO WO UTNA TERE KAREEB HO,OSY JB KABHI KOI DARD HO ,MEHSOOS TUJHE BHI SHADEED HO

‘PER’

TUJHE CHAHTA HO JO TUJH SE ZIADA TU SIRF US KA NASEEB HO.

BY ‘SSBA’