Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.

Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

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5. Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise?...
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7. Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?...
8. Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break...
9. Sardar watching star tvSardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee...
10. App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar :...
11. Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiyeSardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay...
12. Sardar talking on cell.Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho? 1ST : Biwi...
13. Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister haiSardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k...
14. Girl: Main sita.Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita....
15. Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hotiEk sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya...
16. Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta...
17. SARDAR: (biwi se)SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe....
18. Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.;****; o( @..@ )o “(—)” Paichan kaun? Bandar bi nai, Monkey bhi nai, Tumhare bachpan...
19. Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye, biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar...
20. Sardar ko marne k bad bhi aqal nahi ati…Boy: Maine suna hai is ghar mai jin bhoot aur Rohen rehti hain Sardar: Pata...