Category: April Fools Day Sms

FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,?U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS??..!!!!!!!…

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte

Ur Name,

Ur Fame,

Ur Thoughts,

Ur Ideas,

But U Hav 2 Wait For 1 day

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1st…

Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaani hai “JHOOT BOLNE WALON PAR ALLAH KI LANAT” 1st april ko jan boojh kar jhoot bola jayga or jhoot bol kar khshi manaayi jayegi yani Khuda ki lanat par b muslman khushi mnayga Khudara jtna hske yai msg har jaga pchao jhoot boalne se muslmno ko roko Khuda apko is ka ajar dga….

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it…..

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,

Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki

Do a few replacements … Substitute Gravy instead of coffee granules ! …

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely….

So Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see …….how Sweetly I LIE….

Get a universal remote control and turn the volume up on all the TVs in your local TV shop, while standing nearby. Try be covert so you can keep doing it. …

mY FRIEND

A day wil cum wen da whole world wil celebrate ur personality,

ur thoughts,

ur ideas & ur talent

beLieve mE

&

The day wil b

1st APRIL:D…

All ways keep your LOVER"S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this……

Plz open this

after 1 days at thursday.

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I know u can

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It"s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON"T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN……

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.

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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.

Happy april fool day. …

I am your girlfriend:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day…

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BEWAQOOF kahin kA

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April Fool ko msg Dhoond raha hAy :-)…

If some body says

u r intellegent

u r smart

u r handsome

u r cute

Than give him a slap,

And tel him / her

To day is 26th March

NOT FIRST APRIL….

I Miss you a Lot Dear….

SENDER:

Aishwarya Rai

+919542496632

Message centre:

+919540099996

" Don"t get excited. She sent It to me."…

If u save this msg, it means I"m cute. If u edit this, I"m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i"m cute & if u erase

this, u r jealous of me coz i"m cute!…

For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don"t worry

For Bante wala soda "You"

Cheers !!!…

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko….

Legs utha ke karo.

Tange feala ke karo.

Ghuma ghuma ke karo.

Aage peechey dono taraf karo.

Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.

*Ramdev ji ka yoga….

Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say " I’m so sorry to hear you got fired ! " – Act surprised they didn’t know yet….

Shaheed Totey Ka

Jannat Se Pakistanii

Qaum Ko Message

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

APRIL FOOL IN ADVANCE =P =D 😉 …

31st March Or 1st april

Fool is Fool dosnt matter.

Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful

Fool Day to the King of Fools?;->…

pagal hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai …………….

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Meri maano to 1st April ko propose karo………

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Maan gayi to ‘I LOVE YOU’ gussa kiya to ‘APRIL FOOL’. . . !! hehe !:…

Tamam bewaqufon

ko ittala di jati hai?

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Aap to aise parh rahe hen

jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho…

Ek bacha apni mummy se bola k..

mummy aap ko pata hai noker BASHEER hamari masi NOORA ko hamare papa ke bedroom me nanga kr ke uski tangon k beech wale hole me apna tangon ka beech wala DANDA ghusa raha Tha..

mummy chilla kr boli:

use sharam nahi aati, bache k samne aisi harkat krte hue, me abhi uski khabar leTi hoon..

achanak bacha Taalia bajaTe hue bola:

"Mummy April Fool, April Fool wo BASHEER Thori Tha, wo Tou PAPA The… ;->…

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!…

U will be a ROSE for all TREES

U will be a SMILE

for all FACES

U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS

&

U will be a BROHTER

for all CUTE GIRLS….

begger: give me one rupee

gentleman:why

begger:i am poor

gentleman:i am also poor

begger:then take this one rupee and make festival…

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl? April 1

U Know Why??

If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll…

If u don"t mind

If u don"t feel bad

If don"t hesitate

Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle

just RS.22.50 only. soon………

I Don’t Think So …

You Are A Fool

But

What’s My Opinion Compared To

That Of Thousands Of Others … =P ;->…

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!…

Your girlfriend is:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R….

WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON 1ST NIGHT?

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WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON THE 1ST NIGHT OF April,2009. KYA SOCH RAHE thay…

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur"s Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"…

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things

1) I am with you

2) You have money

3) Bar is open, Lets go….

If your last one out of the office, empty multiple packs of Jello or Gelatine into the Toliets – the result next morning will be fun …

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful?

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

? aprilfool, aprilfool ?…

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the….

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!…

ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH?

JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT?.

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ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!…

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?…

If u don"t mind

If u don"t feel bad

If don"t hesitate

Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle

just RS.22.50 only. soon………

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I

Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am – they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once. …

Sibbi ki garmi ki kasam…

Murree ki sardi ki kasam…

Musharaf ki vardi ki kasam…

Adnan Sami ki charbi ki kasam…

"U r Very FooL . . . . ;->…

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON"T WORK AGAIN…

Plz go to creat message

Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION

Then type this number & see the magic

277451366514612382623…

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL

spain per qabza hua to

muslims ko christians nay wada ker k

ship main sawar kiya

or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.

lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian

na muslims ko zinda jala dia.

THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY

OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.

so don

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool HY

LarKiyo K Piche Jana Fazool HY

Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia “I LOVE U”

To Samajh Lena Us Din

APRIL-FOOL HY….

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..

TumharaTha..

Tumhara Hi Rhega..

Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..

SochoKyon?

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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..

HAPPY FOOLs DAY…

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don"t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere……

Put loads of Pencil (scribble and really build up the graphite) on a piece of paper and then rub around the eye and upper jaw. Then go around the office and say you were hit beacuse you didn’t get the report in on time. …

If you have a digital camera, take a picture of the toilet, then plug in your digital camera into a PC or TV (using TV-out) and get the picture on screen. When you see people coming out of the toilets, start laughing out loud and pointing. The person will come and see the picture and think you saw them in there ! …

FOOL ne

FOOLon ki

FOOLWARI main

FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai

u r the most

BEAUTIFOOL

WONDERFOOL

and ColorFOOL

amngst all FOOL?s

HAPPY APRIL FOOL?s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL – 2009!!!…

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat

H-ot

O-ne in million

N-aughty

C-ute

H-umble

U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi……

Sign somebody up to an embarrasing email newsletter. …

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!…

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya

wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai……

In hasino se Rasme Wafa

or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!…

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420 …

Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones’s computer mouse – ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom. When they go to use the mouse, it won’t work! On the 3M Post-it simply write April Fool!. …

Start a rumour that your company is being taken over and loads of staff will be made redundant. Watch the onset of panic. …

Yar I m Going To Dubai

Dont Worry The Flight Is After 30 Days

Surprised?

After 28 Days Is 1st April,

U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009……

U are a BITCH

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

r u smiling now?

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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*…

During lunch, say to your friend, "Sorry to hear about your partner, (pause) I suppose you had to find out about the affair sooner or later – the whole office knew about 2 months ago." …

U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*…

i m sendinG This Fool msg

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?APRIL FOOL?…

Switch the signs for Mens and Ladies toilets … watch the fun …

Break a chilli pepper and rub it a few times on mugs and cups .. adds spice to the daily cup of coffee….

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow….

If you work in a restaurant, tell all employees that due to new fiar trade regulations, each serving of fries or chips must contain exactly 257 pieces. …

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday

I know u can?t wait,

So,

CONGRATZ !!

U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008,

APRILFOOL

in advnce?…

Aisa hai dostana hamara,

mein kisti tu kinara ,

mai dhanush tu teer ,

mai matar tu paneer ,

mein barish tu badal ,

mai rajma tu chawal,

mein hot tu cool ,

mai April tu fool…

Wet a tissue with milk and run around holding the tissue to your eye pretending you stuck your pen in your eye, when somebody comes close, squeeze the tissue to make the Milk spurt out all over the place …

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled…

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…

Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to "HARI Mirchi…"-hai…

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &

after if u pray &ur still in darkness

, pls pay ur

ELECTRICITY BILL…

Hey U Know

Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1

U Know Why??

If she accept its your luck

otherwise just tell April Foooooll….

Hey U Know

Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1

U Know Why??

If she accept its your luck

otherwise just tell April Foooooll….

If you are a manager or have employees under you, send people looking for made up items such as the dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer. …

Am Going To U.S.A.

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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days

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Surprised?

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After 2 Days it

Plz don"t read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

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dekha ho gaya na

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TIME WASTE!!…

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:

1.SMARTNESS

2.NATURE

3.STYLE

4.ATTITUTE

Kick them

how dare they

Can Fool U

before APRIL 1st?.;->…

Place Cling-film over the toilet seat – an old prank but a good one ! …

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Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool…..

Hum nay april fool manay to on ko gosa aya hamra kiya kasoor

Zamnay ka kasoor jis nay yeh dastoor banya….