April Fools Day Sms Collection

Aliens have contacted the earth just watch

ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH? JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT?. .. . .. . . . . . . . . .

My friend a day wil cum

mY FRIEND A day wil cum wen da whole world wil celebrate ur personality, ur thoughts, ur ideas & ur talent beLieve mE &

Aisa dostana hamara mai kashti tu kinara

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai

A day will come wen d whole

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte Ur Name, Ur Fame, Ur Thoughts, Ur Ideas, But U Hav 2 Wait For

Today tommorow and forever there will be

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!…

Hey u know which is the best

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl? April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise

Ek bacha apni mummy se bola k

Ek bacha apni mummy se bola k.. mummy aap ko pata hai noker BASHEER hamari masi NOORA ko hamare papa ke bedroom me nanga

If u donquott mind feel bad

If u don"t mind If u don"t feel bad If don"t hesitate Please…… give me a K ki kis kiss kiss…… kissan jam bottle

bewaqoof kahin ka april fool ko

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I want u to know that are

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It"s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second!

If ever in your life u r

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I

Go around the office and tell random

Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am – they

Sibbi ki garmi kasam murree sardi

Sibbi ki garmi ki kasam… Murree ki sardi ki kasam… Musharaf ki vardi ki kasam… Adnan Sami ki charbi ki kasam… "U r Very

Warning this is a virus

WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON"T WORK AGAIN…

Plz go to creat message then open

Plz go to creat message Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION Then type this number & see the magic 277451366514612382623…

Short summary of 1st april spain per

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k

Larkiyon se dil lagana ik bhool hy

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool HY LarKiyo K Piche Jana Fazool HY Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia “I LOVE U”

Anewala kal tumhara hai tumharatha hi rhega

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai.. TumharaTha.. Tumhara Hi Rhega.. Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai.. SochoKyon? . . . Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai.. HAPPY

For pepsi quotshahrukhquot coke quotaamirquot mirinda

For pepsi "shahrukh" For coke "aamir" For mirinda "vivek" For fanta "rani" & For Thums Up "Akshay" Don"t worry For Bante wala soda "You"

You are one of the most cute

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don"t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere……

If some body says u r

If some body says u r intellegent u r smart u r handsome u r cute Than give him a slap, And tel him

Put loads of pencil scribble and really

Put loads of Pencil (scribble and really build up the graphite) on a piece of paper and then rub around the eye and upper

If you have a digital camera take

If you have a digital camera, take a picture of the toilet, then plug in your digital camera into a PC or TV (using

U will be a rose for all

U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS

Fool ne foolon ki foolwari main ke

FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI main FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai u r the most BEAUTIFOOL WONDERFOOL and ColorFOOL amngst all FOOL?s HAPPY

Begger give me one rupee gentlemanwhy beggeri

begger: give me one rupee gentleman:why begger:i am poor gentleman:i am also poor begger:then take this one rupee and make festival…

I dont think so you

I Don’t Think So … You Are A Fool But What’s My Opinion Compared To That Of Thousands Of Others … =P ;->…

Legs utha ke karo tange feala

Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev

You are a ghonchu g reat h ot

You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi……

Ring your friend before he she

Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say " I’m so sorry to hear you got fired ! " –

31st march or 1st april fool is

31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools?;->…

Your girlfriend is smart intelligent sweet

Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R….

Do a few replacements substitute gravy

Do a few replacements … Substitute Gravy instead of coffee granules ! …

Sign somebody up to an embarrasing email

Sign somebody up to an embarrasing email newsletter. …

A study has proved that all fools

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger!

If people says you are crazy be

If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if

If u donquott mind feel bad

If u don"t mind If u don"t feel bad If don"t hesitate Please…… give me a K ki kis kiss kiss…… kissan jam bottle

Fool se ne foolon ki foolwari me

FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,?U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS??..!!!!!!!…

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap

I miss you a lot dear

I Miss you a Lot Dear…. SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 " Don"t get excited. She sent It to me."…

In hasino se rasme wafa or dil

In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai

I am sorry yaar aaj tak maine

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha

Today tommorow and forever there will be

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!…

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE

You are equal to sixty james bond

You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420 …

Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai

Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai? . . . . . . . . . Aap to aise parh rahe hen jaise ye

Use a 3m post it notes placed underneath

Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones’s computer mouse – ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom.

Start a rumour that your company is

Start a rumour that your company is being taken over and loads of staff will be made redundant. Watch the onset of panic. …

Yar i m going to dubai

Yar I m Going To Dubai Dont Worry The Flight Is After 30 Days Surprised? After 28 Days Is 1st April, U Ar 1st

U are a bitch beautiful intelligent

U are a BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*…

So sweet is ur smile so

So Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see …….how Sweetly I

During lunch say to your friend quotsorry

During lunch, say to your friend, "Sorry to hear about your partner, (pause) I suppose you had to find out about the affair sooner

Quraan pak main irshad e rabaani hai

Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaani hai “JHOOT BOLNE WALON PAR ALLAH KI LANAT” 1st april ko jan boojh kar jhoot bola jayga or

Count s in siht si woh ot

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely….

Hi doing nothing then make a

Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur"s Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"…

Yar ma na suna ha k 32

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain. . . . . . Magar yar 32 march to

Fact1 you can not touch your lower

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it…..

U are a b i t

U are a… B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*…

I m sending this fool msg

i m sendinG This Fool msg . . . . . . 2 All Fools . . . . . . who celeBrate .

Switch the signs for mens and ladies

Switch the signs for Mens and Ladies toilets … watch the fun …

I am your girlfriend smart intelligent sweet

I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p Happy april fools

Break a chilli pepper and rub it

Break a chilli pepper and rub it a few times on mugs and cups .. adds spice to the daily cup of coffee….

If your last one out of the

If your last one out of the office, empty multiple packs of Jello or Gelatine into the Toliets – the result next morning will

True love is like an pillow u

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u

Shaheed totey ka jannat se pakistanii

Shaheed Totey Ka Jannat Se Pakistanii Qaum Ko Message . . . . . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA APRIL FOOL IN ADVANCE =P =D 😉 …

If you work in a restaurant tell

If you work in a restaurant, tell all employees that due to new fiar trade regulations, each serving of fries or chips must contain

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE

Plz open this msg after 6 days

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday I know u can?t wait, So, CONGRATZ !! U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008,

When things go wrong sadness fills

When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful? aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata

Aisa hai dostana hamara mein kisti tu

Aisa hai dostana hamara, mein kisti tu kinara , mai dhanush tu teer , mai matar tu paneer , mein barish tu badal ,

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha

What should we do on 1st night

WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON 1ST NIGHT? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? . . . . . WHAT SHOULD

All ways keep your loverquots photo in

All ways keep your LOVER"S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem

Wet a tissue with milk and run

Wet a tissue with milk and run around holding the tissue to your eye pretending you stuck your pen in your eye, when somebody

Hey get ready my marriage is fixed

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st

Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi

If u save this msg it means

If u save this msg, it means I"m cute. If u edit this, I"m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that

When ur life is in darkness pray

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & after if u pray &ur still in

Hey u know which is the best

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise

Hey u know which is the best

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise

Get a universal remote control and turn

Get a universal remote control and turn the volume up on all the TVs in your local TV shop, while standing nearby. Try be

If you are a manager or have

If you are a manager or have employees under you, send people looking for made up items such as the dehydrated water, the hydraulic

Am going to usa dont worry

Am Going To U.S.A. . . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days . . . Surprised? ? ? ? After 2

Plz donquott read this nahi to

Plz don"t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me

Today if anyone praises u 4 ur

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR: 1.SMARTNESS 2.NATURE 3.STYLE 4.ATTITUTE Kick them how dare they Can Fool U before APRIL 1st?.;->…

Pagal hai wo log jo 14 feb

pagal hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai ……………. . . . . . Meri maano to 1st April ko propose

Place cling film over the toilet seat

Place Cling-film over the toilet seat – an old prank but a good one ! …

Plz open this after 1 days at

Plz open this after 1 days at thursday. . . . . . I know u can

f fo foo fool fool

#### F$## FO$# FOO$ FOOL FoOl fOoL foOL FOOl fOoL FoOl FOol foOL FOOL Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool…..

Hum nay april fool manay to on

Hum nay april fool manay to on ko gosa aya hamra kiya kasoor Zamnay ka kasoor jis nay yeh dastoor banya….