Quraan pak main irshad e rabaani hai

Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaani hai “JHOOT BOLNE WALON PAR ALLAH KI LANAT” 1st april ko jan boojh kar jhoot bola jayga or jhoot bol kar khshi manaayi jayegi yani Khuda ki lanat par b muslman khushi mnayga Khudara jtna hske yai msg har jaga pchao jhoot boalne se muslmno ko roko Khuda apko is ka ajar dga….

Ek bacha apni mummy se bola k

Ek bacha apni mummy se bola k..

mummy aap ko pata hai noker BASHEER hamari masi NOORA ko hamare papa ke bedroom me nanga kr ke uski tangon k beech wale hole me apna tangon ka beech wala DANDA ghusa raha Tha..

mummy chilla kr boli:

use sharam nahi aati, bache k samne aisi harkat krte hue, me abhi uski khabar leTi hoon..

achanak bacha Taalia bajaTe hue bola:

"Mummy April Fool, April Fool wo BASHEER Thori Tha, wo Tou PAPA The… ;->…

Short summary of 1st april spain per

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL

spain per qabza hua to

muslims ko christians nay wada ker k

ship main sawar kiya

or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.

lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian

na muslims ko zinda jala dia.

THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY

OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.

so don

If you have a digital camera take

If you have a digital camera, take a picture of the toilet, then plug in your digital camera into a PC or TV (using TV-out) and get the picture on screen. When you see people coming out of the toilets, start laughing out loud and pointing. The person will come and see the picture and think you saw them in there ! …

If you are a manager or have

If you are a manager or have employees under you, send people looking for made up items such as the dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer. …