My wretched feet flayed and swollen to

My wretched feet, flayed and swollen to lameness by the sharp

air of January, began to heal and subside under the gentler

breathings of April; the nights and mornings no longer by their

Canadian temperature froze the very blood in our veins; we

could now endure the play-hour passed in the garden.

N april we cannot see sunflowers in

n April, we cannot see sunflowers in France, so we might say the sunflowers do not exist. But the local farmers have already planted thousands of seeds, and when they look at the bare hills, they may be able to see the sunflowers already. The sunflowers are there. They lack only the conditions of sun, heat, rain and July. Just because we cannot see them does not mean that they do not exist.

Short summary of 1st april spain per

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL

spain per qabza hua to

muslims ko christians nay wada ker k

ship main sawar kiya

or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.

lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian

na muslims ko zinda jala dia.

THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY

OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.

so don’t celebrate

Oh give us pleasure in the flowers

Oh, give us pleasure in the flowers to-day;

And give us not to think so far away

As the uncertain harvest; keep us here

All simply in the springing of the year.

Oh, give us pleasure in the orchard white,

Like nothing else by day, like ghosts by night;

And make us happy in the happy bees,

The swarm dilating round the perfect trees

Aap ko aik kahani sonata hoon

AAP KO AIK KAHANI SONATA HOON…

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KASI LAGI ACHI THI NA BATANA ZAROOR

BY Y.ALI

All the wild sweetness of flower tangled

All the wild sweetness of the flower

Tangled against the wall.

It was that magic, silent hour….

The branches grew so tall

They twined themselves into a bower.

The sun shown … and the fall

Of yellow blossom on the grass!

You feel that golden rain?

Both of you could not hold, alas,

(both of you tried, in vain)

A memory, stranger. So I pass….

It will not come ag

Short summary of 1st april spain per

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL

spain per qabza hua to

muslims ko christians nay wada ker k

ship main sawar kiya

or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.

lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian

na muslims ko zinda jala dia.

THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY

OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.

so don’t celebrate

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. ‘Oh, no,’ I said. ‘Disneyland burned down.’ He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. ~Jack Handey

Yar nazia kia hall hainmain nay kal

YAR NAZIA KIA HALL HAIN.MAIN NAY KAL NAMAZ KE BAD AP KE LIAY KHAS DUA KE THE.AUT MUJHAY QAVY UMEED HAY KE AP SAHAT MAND HO GAYE HOON GE.YAR APNY SEHAT KE KHAS KHAYAL RAKHA KARO.APNA NAHEEN TO KAM AZ KAM MARA KHAYAL KAR LIA KARO.AGAY TUM KHUD AQALMAND HO.PARHAZ ALAJ SE BAHTER HAY,SHAYAD YE TUM KO PATA HAY KE NAHEEN.NEXT TIME MUJHAY DIRECT YA INDIRECT ISS BAT KA PATA NAHEEN CHALNA CHAHYAY,KE TUM SICK HO.OK DEAR TAKE CARE.LOVE U TOO TOO MUCH.BYE

You can always tell its april by

You can always tell its April

By the sound of falling rain

That mystic, mournful music

As it trickles down the drain.

Were told we should be thankful

For the kiss of April showers

As it washes all the grass clean

And prepares the soil for flowers.

Theres another side to April

Which doesnt bode us good,

When that mini, manic maelstrom

Turns the lawn to liquid mud.

History of 1st april spain per jab

‘HISTORY Of 1st APRIL’

Spain per jab qabza huwa to Musalmano se esaaiyon ne yeh wadaa kar ke behri-jahaaz main sawar kiya ke Musalmano ko hifazat se AFRICA pouhancha diya jaye ga. Lekin jab jahaaz samander ke beech geya to essaiyon ne Musalmano ko zinda jala diya.

Tab se ‘They CELEBRATE The 1st April Day In the MEMORY Of ‘MAKING MUSLIMS FOOLS’

So, Plz tell this to ur other friends and don’t celebrate 1st April.

The maple syrups full of ants a

The maple syrup’s full of ants.

A mouse is creeping on the shelf.

Is that a spider on your back?

I ate the whole pie by myself.

The kitchen sink just overflowed.

A flash flood washed away the school.

I threw your blanket in the trash.

I never lie—-I—

APRIL FOOL!

In 1997 an email message spread throughout

In 1997 an email message spread throughout the world announcing that the internet would be shut down for cleaning for twenty-four hours from March 31 until April 2. This cleaning was said to be necessary to clear out the ?electronic flotsam and jetsam? that had accumulated in the network. Dead email and inactive ftp, www, and gopher sites would be purged.. Why not try to start a viral email like t

Quraan pak main irshad e rabaani hai

Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaani hai ‘JHOOT BOLNE WALON PR ALLAH KI LANAT’1st april ko jan boojh kr jhoot bola jayga or jhoot bol kr khushi manayi jayegi yani Khuda ki lanat pr b muslman khushi mnayga Khudara jtna hoske 1st april se pehly ye msg hr kisi ko send kro aur jhut bolne se muslmno ko bachao!