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April fool SMS Collection

G reat h ot o ne in million n aughty c ute

G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful? aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata

If u save this msg it means

If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

Fool se ne foolon ki foolwari me

FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL k sath wish kiya’U r the most beautiFOOL, wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS……..!!!!!!!

Aisa dostana hamara mai kashti tu kinara

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai

For lo the winter is past rain

For lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone; the flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of

Cute means creating useless troubles everywhere happy

CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.. ?Happy April Fool Day?…

Dharti se aasmaa tak dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

I am 100 percent serious i love

I AM 100 PERCENT SERIOUS ‘I LOVE YOU’ I DONT KNOW KE MUJHE YE SUB KUB AUR KAISE HUA? ; ; ; ; ;

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate hoto

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!

When u feel sad to cheer up

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ‘damn I am really so cute’. U will overcome your

Aisa hai pyar humaramain kishti tu kinaramai

Aisa hai pyar humara,main kishti tu kinara,mai dhanush tu teer mai matar tu paneer,mai barish tu badal,mai rajma tu chawal,mai hot tu cool,mai april

Larkiyon se dil lagana ik bhool hy

Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hy Larkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hy Jis din kisi Larki ne Apkokeh dia “I LOVE U” To

Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan

dost pathan se: April fool manaya??? Pathan: han Dost: kis k sath…??? Pathan: apni BV k sath. dost: wo kaisy??? pathan: ham ne apni

In hasino se rasme wafa or dil

In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai… Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL

f fo foo fool fool

#### F$## FO$# FOO$ FOOL FoOL fOoL foOL FOOl fOoL FoOl FOol foOL FOOL. Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool.

Hi mera visa lag gaya hai 3

Hi, Mera Visa Lag Gaya Hai. 3 Saal Ka. I’m Going Canada for 3 Years, Apni Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna, Raabta Rahega. Kal Raat

Jante ho larki phansane ka acha din

jante ho larki phansane ka acha din kon sa he soch nhi pata 1 april agar baat bane to cool nhi to baji april

Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re

N april we cannot see sunflowers in

n April, we cannot see sunflowers in France, so we might say the sunflowers do not exist. But the local farmers have already planted

Na hawa saya hai ahsas tum ko

Na Hawa Na Saya hai! Ahsas Tum Ko ab Aya Hai! Humein Bhi SMS Kar K Dekh Lo Dost! COMPANY Ne Yeh Mobile Sirf

Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar aa

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re

Yar nazia kia hall hainmain nay kal

YAR NAZIA KIA HALL HAIN.MAIN NAY KAL NAMAZ KE BAD AP KE LIAY KHAS DUA KE THE.AUT MUJHAY QAVY UMEED HAY KE AP SAHAT

Ek bar admi ne june mien apne

ek bar ek admi ne june mien apne dost ko april fool banaya.

Wise man speak bcoz they hav sumthing

Wise man speak b’coz they hav sumthing 2 say,& FOOLS b’coz hey hav 2 say sumthing

You can always tell its april by

You can always tell its April By the sound of falling rain That mystic, mournful music As it trickles down the drain. Were told

Hum nay april fool manay to unko

Hum nay april fool manay to unko gosa aya hamra kiya kasoor Zamnay ka kasoor jisne yeh dastoor banya.

Plz dont read this nahi to

Plz don’t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me

If today anyone talks admires u

If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur -good looks -nature -style -attitude, Kick him/her off. How dare he/she fool u before april

Irshad e rabbani hai jhoot bolne walon pr allah

Irshad-e-Rabbani hai ‘JHOOT BOLNE WALON PR ALLAH KI LANAT’ 1st april ko jaan bujh kr jhoot bola jayga or jhoot bol kr khushi manayi

Aap ko aik kahani sonata hoon

AAP KO AIK KAHANI SONATA HOON… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …

Someone misses u needs worries about

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO … URDUGOLD.COM

Meadowlarks give lusty cheers when spring appears

Meadowlarks give lusty cheers when spring appears when spring appears. Buds and seeds prick up their ears and blades of grass show eager spears.

U are a b i t

U are a… B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH* URDUGOLD.COM

Hey get ready my marriage is fixed

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st

If today anyone talks admires u

If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur -good looks -nature -style -attitude, Kick him/her off. How dare he/she fool u before april

Forgive o lord my little jokes on

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me. ~Robert Frost,

1947 ka bahut hi famous sms

1947 KA BAHUT HI FAMOUS SMS. ? ? THINK? ? ? NO REMEMBER? ? ? TAB MOBILE KAHA THA JO SMS HOGA. APRIL FOOL.

Plz open this msg after 6 dayson

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday.. I know u can’t wait, So, CONGRATZ!! U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2012, APRILFOOL in

Yar ma na suna ha k 32

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain. . . . . . Magar yar 32 march to

Fact1 you can not touch your lower

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

Larkiyon se dil lagana ik bhool hy

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia ‘I LOVE U’

If u dont mind feel bad

If u don’t mind If u don’t feel bad If don’t hesitate Please…… give me a K ki kis kiss kiss…… kissan jam bottle

Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan

Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga

A study has proved that all fools

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger!

In your life when you wake up

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand &

Yar tera kuta gadi ke niche aa

YAR TERA KUTA GADI KE NICHE AA KAR MAR GYA HAI ………………KYO SACH MAAN LIYA NA MERI BAAT KO .. 1ST APRIL KO SAB

All the wild sweetness of flower tangled

All the wild sweetness of the flower Tangled against the wall. It was that magic, silent hour…. The branches grew so tall They twined

Last night i got a severe head

Last night I Got a severe Head pain… I went to the Doctor … He said that It would be cured If I send

Warning this is a virus

WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN URDUGOLD.COM

Fact1 you can not touch your lower

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it. April Fool !!!

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha

History of 1st april spain per jab

‘HISTORY Of 1st APRIL’ Spain per jab qabza huwa to Musalmano se esaaiyon ne yeh wadaa kar ke behri-jahaaz main sawar kiya ke Musalmano

Senderusman date 31 03 2008 boy 2 hiz

Sender:Usman Date: 31-03-2008 Boy 2 hiz girl frnd: i luv u. Girl: O really. Boy: No, i waz just making u f00l.bcoz 2day z

Agar apse koi kahe k aap

Agar apse koi kahe k aap ‘GOODLOOKING’ho ‘SMART’ho or ‘GENIOUS’ho to rakh k thapper daina us ko….? or kehna…..! MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL

Hum tu aaj sara din gar se

HUM TU AAJ SARA DIN GAR SE HE NAHIN NIKLAY FARAZ KE PICHLAY APRIL KE ANDAI ABI HUMEIN BOOLE NAHI

Sardar earth ki gravity mere pardada

SARDAR : EARTH KI GRAVITY MERE PARDADA KE PARDADA KI WAJA SE DARYAFT HOWI HAI AMERICAN : LIKIN WO TU NEWTON NE DARYAFT KE

I want to suck you lick wanna

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice

Mujtaba yaar kal sy light nai jhay

mujtaba :yaar kal sy light nai jhay ge ali: waha kya baat hae mujtaba;kush na ho april fool

Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan

Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga

A common mistake that people make when

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Short summary of 1st april spain per

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k

Suppose the world were only one of

Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a

Warning this is a virus

WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

The first of april some do say

The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor

My wretched feet flayed and swollen to

My wretched feet, flayed and swollen to lameness by the sharp air of January, began to heal and subside under the gentler breathings of

The first of april some do say

The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor

The maple syrups full of ants a

The maple syrup’s full of ants. A mouse is creeping on the shelf. Is that a spider on your back? I ate the whole

Hi doing nothing then make a

Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, ‘HeArT aTtAcK’ URDUGOLD.COM

Our wisdom comes from our experience and

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol ha In k peche itna bhagna fazol ha Jis din kisi lrki ne keh diya ‘I LOVE

Yaaar tv chck kr zardari ne istafa

Yaaar T.V chck Kr Zardari Ne istafa dey diya Ek Aur Bana Dya Happy April Fool In Advance

Short summary of 1st april spain per

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL spain per qabza hua to muslims ko christians nay wada ker k ship main sawar kiya or kaha k

Ap k bache result aya gay

ap k k k k k k k bache k k k k k k result aya gay ha hahahahaha. april fool.

In 1997 an email message spread throughout

In 1997 an email message spread throughout the world announcing that the internet would be shut down for cleaning for twenty-four hours from March

Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re

Hello i am a virus and entering

Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now………Sorry I have to leave, because I can’t find a brain.

Kitna sona tenu rab ne bnaya

kitna sona tenu Rab ne bnaya Wah wah Kitna sona tenu rab ne bnaya.. Wah Wah . . . . . . . .

Oh give us pleasure in the flowers

Oh, give us pleasure in the flowers to-day; And give us not to think so far away As the uncertain harvest; keep us here

Quraan pak main irshad e rabaani hai

Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaani hai ‘JHOOT BOLNE WALON PR ALLAH KI LANAT’1st april ko jan boojh kr jhoot bola jayga or jhoot