Larkiyon se dil lagana ik bhool hy

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY

LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY

Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia ‘I LOVE U’

To Samajh Lena Us Din

APRIL-FOOL hY.

Quraan pak main irshad e rabaani hai

Quraan pak main irshad e Rabaani hai ‘JHOOT BOLNE WALON PR ALLAH KI LANAT’1st april ko jan boojh kr jhoot bola jayga or jhoot bol kr khushi manayi jayegi yani Khuda ki lanat pr b muslman khushi mnayga Khudara jtna hoske 1st april se pehly ye msg hr kisi ko send kro aur jhut bolne se muslmno ko bachao!

If u save this msg it means

If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!

Suppose the world were only one of

Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard Shaw

Plz dont read this nahi to

Plz don’t read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

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?

?

wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

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?

?

dekha ho gaya na

?

?

APRIL FOOL!!

Kitna sona tenu rab ne bnaya

kitna sona tenu

Rab ne bnaya

Wah

wah

Kitna sona tenu

rab ne bnaya..

Wah

Wah

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Mene tenu 10 din

pehle’APRIL FOOL’

banaya!

Plz open this msg after 6 dayson

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday..

I know u can’t wait, So, CONGRATZ!!

U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2012, APRILFOOL in advance..

Yar tera kuta gadi ke niche aa

YAR TERA KUTA GADI KE NICHE AA KAR MAR GYA HAI ………………KYO SACH MAAN LIYA NA MERI

BAAT KO .. 1ST APRIL KO SAB KO PATA CHAL JATA HAI KE KHABER JOTHI HAI ES LIYE MEIN NE SOCH

KE 11TH APRIL KO FOOL BANAOON

{by Y.ALI}

Meadowlarks give lusty cheers when spring appears

Meadowlarks

give lusty cheers

when spring appears

when spring appears.

Buds and seeds

prick up their ears

and blades of grass

show eager spears.

And only icicles

weep tears

when spring appears

when spring appears.

Agar apse koi kahe k aap

Agar apse koi kahe k aap

‘GOODLOOKING’ho

‘SMART’ho

or

‘GENIOUS’ho

to rakh k thapper daina us ko….?

or kehna…..!

MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI….

Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan

Dost Pathan se:

APRIL FOOL manaya?

Pathan: Han

Dost:kis k saath?

Pathan:Bv k 7!

hum ne 3 bar talaq dia

jab wo rone laga to Hum bola

APRIL FOOL,

APRIL FOOL..!

Hi mera visa lag gaya hai 3

Hi,

Mera Visa Lag Gaya Hai. 3 Saal Ka.

I’m Going Canada for 3 Years,

Apni Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna,

Raabta Rahega.

Kal Raat Ye Khuab Aaya Tha. :-)april fool

My wretched feet flayed and swollen to

My wretched feet, flayed and swollen to lameness by the sharp

air of January, began to heal and subside under the gentler

breathings of April; the nights and mornings no longer by their

Canadian temperature froze the very blood in our veins; we

could now endure the play-hour passed in the garden.

N april we cannot see sunflowers in

n April, we cannot see sunflowers in France, so we might say the sunflowers do not exist. But the local farmers have already planted thousands of seeds, and when they look at the bare hills, they may be able to see the sunflowers already. The sunflowers are there. They lack only the conditions of sun, heat, rain and July. Just because we cannot see them does not mean that they do not exist.

Aisa dostana hamara mai kashti tu kinara

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu fool

Last night i got a severe head

Last night I Got a severe Head pain…

I went to the Doctor …

He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…

‘ Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?’

If today anyone talks admires u

If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur

-good looks

-nature

-style

-attitude,

Kick him/her off.

How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.

If u dont mind feel bad

If u don’t mind

If u don’t feel bad

If don’t hesitate

Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle

just RS.22.50 only. soon..

April Fool

Hey get ready my marriage is fixed

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Hello i am a virus and entering

Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now………Sorry I have to leave, because I can’t find a brain.

Happy April fool Day

Yar ma na suna ha k 32

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.

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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.

Happy april fool day.

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful?

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

I want to suck you lick wanna

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream.

Short summary of 1st april spain per

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL

spain per qabza hua to

muslims ko christians nay wada ker k

ship main sawar kiya

or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.

lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian

na muslims ko zinda jala dia.

THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY

OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.

so don’t celebrate

Oh give us pleasure in the flowers

Oh, give us pleasure in the flowers to-day;

And give us not to think so far away

As the uncertain harvest; keep us here

All simply in the springing of the year.

Oh, give us pleasure in the orchard white,

Like nothing else by day, like ghosts by night;

And make us happy in the happy bees,

The swarm dilating round the perfect trees

Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil

dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re

Arrey chakkar aa gaya.’

Aap ko aik kahani sonata hoon

AAP KO AIK KAHANI SONATA HOON…

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THE END

KASI LAGI ACHI THI NA BATANA ZAROOR

BY Y.ALI

All the wild sweetness of flower tangled

All the wild sweetness of the flower

Tangled against the wall.

It was that magic, silent hour….

The branches grew so tall

They twined themselves into a bower.

The sun shown … and the fall

Of yellow blossom on the grass!

You feel that golden rain?

Both of you could not hold, alas,

(both of you tried, in vain)

A memory, stranger. So I pass….

It will not come ag

Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan

dost pathan se: April fool manaya???

Pathan: han

Dost: kis k sath…???

Pathan: apni BV k sath.

dost: wo kaisy???

pathan: ham ne apni ko 3 dafa talaq dia, jub wo rony lagi tu ham ne kaha…

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APRIL FOOL

APRIL FOOL

Warning this is a virus

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

URDUGOLD.COM

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate hoto

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!

Short summary of 1st april spain per

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL

spain per qabza hua to

muslims ko christians nay wada ker k

ship main sawar kiya

or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.

lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian

na muslims ko zinda jala dia.

THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY

OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.

so don’t celebrate

Larkiyon se dil lagana ik bhool hy

Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hy

Larkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hy

Jis din kisi Larki ne Apkokeh dia “I LOVE U”

To Samajh lenaUs Din

April FoOl Hai.

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. ‘Oh, no,’ I said. ‘Disneyland burned down.’ He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. ~Jack Handey

Fool se ne foolon ki foolwari me

FOOL se

FOOL ne

FOOLon ki

FOOLwari me

FOOL k sath wish

kiya’U r the most

beautiFOOL,

wonderFOOL &

colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS……..!!!!!!!

For lo the winter is past rain

For lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone;

the flowers appear on the earth;

the time of the singing of birds is come,

and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land.

Dharti se aasmaa tak dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

?Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo?

Hawa hi hawa hai.

APRIL FOOL

I am 100 percent serious i love

I AM 100 PERCENT SERIOUS

‘I LOVE YOU’

I DONT KNOW KE MUJHE YE SUB KUB AUR KAISE HUA?

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JUST FUN 1ST APRIL FOOOL YAAR.

When u feel sad to cheer up

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ‘damn I am really so cute’. U will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit.

Coz liars go to hell.

In hasino se rasme wafa or dil

In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…

Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,

Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

f fo foo fool fool

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FO$#

FOO$

FOOL

FoOL

fOoL

foOL

FOOl

fOoL

FoOl

FOol

foOL

FOOL.

Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool.

Na hawa saya hai ahsas tum ko

Na Hawa Na

Saya hai!

Ahsas Tum Ko ab

Aya Hai!

Humein Bhi

SMS Kar K Dekh

Lo Dost!

COMPANY Ne

Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhary girl

FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.

Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar aa

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil

dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re

Arrey chakkar aa gaya.

Yar nazia kia hall hainmain nay kal

YAR NAZIA KIA HALL HAIN.MAIN NAY KAL NAMAZ KE BAD AP KE LIAY KHAS DUA KE THE.AUT MUJHAY QAVY UMEED HAY KE AP SAHAT MAND HO GAYE HOON GE.YAR APNY SEHAT KE KHAS KHAYAL RAKHA KARO.APNA NAHEEN TO KAM AZ KAM MARA KHAYAL KAR LIA KARO.AGAY TUM KHUD AQALMAND HO.PARHAZ ALAJ SE BAHTER HAY,SHAYAD YE TUM KO PATA HAY KE NAHEEN.NEXT TIME MUJHAY DIRECT YA INDIRECT ISS BAT KA PATA NAHEEN CHALNA CHAHYAY,KE TUM SICK HO.OK DEAR TAKE CARE.LOVE U TOO TOO MUCH.BYE

You can always tell its april by

You can always tell its April

By the sound of falling rain

That mystic, mournful music

As it trickles down the drain.

Were told we should be thankful

For the kiss of April showers

As it washes all the grass clean

And prepares the soil for flowers.

Theres another side to April

Which doesnt bode us good,

When that mini, manic maelstrom

Turns the lawn to liquid mud.

Irshad e rabbani hai jhoot bolne walon pr allah

Irshad-e-Rabbani hai ‘JHOOT BOLNE WALON PR ALLAH KI LANAT’

1st april ko jaan bujh kr jhoot bola jayga or jhoot bol kr khushi manayi jayagi. yani Khuda ki lanat pr b muslman khushi mnayga.

Khudara jtna hoske yai msg her jaga ponhchao jhoot bolne se muslmno ko roko Khuda apko is ka agar dayga. AAMEEN

U are a b i t

U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

URDUGOLD.COM

If today anyone talks admires u

If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur

-good looks

-nature

-style

-attitude,

Kick him/her off.

How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.

Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan

Dost Pathan se:

APRIL FOOL manaya?

Pathan: Han

Dost:kis k saath?

Pathan:Bv k 7!

hum ne 3 bar talaq dia

jab wo rone laga to Hum bola

APRIL FOOL,

APRIL FOOL..!

A study has proved that all fools

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

In your life when you wake up

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

APRIL FOOL

History of 1st april spain per jab

‘HISTORY Of 1st APRIL’

Spain per jab qabza huwa to Musalmano se esaaiyon ne yeh wadaa kar ke behri-jahaaz main sawar kiya ke Musalmano ko hifazat se AFRICA pouhancha diya jaye ga. Lekin jab jahaaz samander ke beech geya to essaiyon ne Musalmano ko zinda jala diya.

Tab se ‘They CELEBRATE The 1st April Day In the MEMORY Of ‘MAKING MUSLIMS FOOLS’

So, Plz tell this to ur other friends and don’t celebrate 1st April.

Sardar earth ki gravity mere pardada

SARDAR : EARTH KI GRAVITY MERE PARDADA KE PARDADA KI WAJA SE DARYAFT HOWI HAI

AMERICAN : LIKIN WO TU NEWTON NE DARYAFT KE THI

SARDAR : LAIKIN APPLE TU MERE PERDADA KE PERDADA NE NICHE PHANKA THA

{by Y.ALI}

The first of april some do say

The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.

The first of april some do say

The first of April, some do say

Is set apart for All Fool’s Day;

But why the people call it so

Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,

But on this day are people sent

On purpose for pure merriment.

The maple syrups full of ants a

The maple syrup’s full of ants.

A mouse is creeping on the shelf.

Is that a spider on your back?

I ate the whole pie by myself.

The kitchen sink just overflowed.

A flash flood washed away the school.

I threw your blanket in the trash.

I never lie—-I—

APRIL FOOL!

Hi doing nothing then make a

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

‘HeArT aTtAcK’

URDUGOLD.COM

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhol ha

In k peche itna bhagna fazol ha

Jis din kisi lrki ne keh diya ‘I LOVE U’

To samaj jana us din APRIL FOOL hai

In 1997 an email message spread throughout

In 1997 an email message spread throughout the world announcing that the internet would be shut down for cleaning for twenty-four hours from March 31 until April 2. This cleaning was said to be necessary to clear out the ?electronic flotsam and jetsam? that had accumulated in the network. Dead email and inactive ftp, www, and gopher sites would be purged.. Why not try to start a viral email like t

Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil

dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re

Arrey chakkar aa gaya.’