Ek pathan k sir main chot
lag gai
Nurse:
Ismy 7 tanky lagy gy
pathan:
Kitna kharcha ho ga
Nurse:
300
Pathan:
Baji Tanky lagwany hi
karhai nahi karwani….
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- Aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
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- Pathan balooch sy ek din k liye
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- 1 pathan tv pe bomb rakh ker
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- Pathan ki bv raat kafi ho gai
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- Pathan hum ko shadi pr susral se
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- 1 baloch or pathan ne samandar k
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- Pathan hum 1 ungli sy 8 admi
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- pathan apni shadi ki 1st
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Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost:......