Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi

Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay
Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To
App ki B.V ko
agar B.V na Hoo to
App k Maa Baap Ko
Agar Maa Baap bhi Naa Ho to
APp k Behan bahiyon ko
Sardar : koi iesi policy Nahi Jiss say muje Pesa Miley
Numaynda : App Ko Nahi Mil Sakte
Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi
BEhan Da Puda Hua Joo Main Nahi Le Sakta Baqi Sab ley Sakte Hai……

A man made a call to hospital

A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife

But the call went to a cricket stadium

He asked what is the condition

He died after what he heard…

“7 Are already out
3 More will be out hopefully by lunch
The first one was a duck…!!!”

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…Sardar Apni Bevi Kay Pechay Dalnay Laga To Wo
Boli ….Na Na Sardar Jee Pechay Nahi Agay
Sardar Bola Tumhain Kaisay Pata Hai
Bevi Boli…Mera Boy Friend Meray Agay Dalta Tha
Sardar Bola…Acha…Par Mera Boy Friend To Meray Pechay Dalta Tha…

SOOPER Biscuits

SOOPER Biscuits
Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho?
Daughter: sooper mama
Mama:Chest kaisi hai?
Daughter: sooper mama
Mama: or GAND
Daughter:Woh to hay hi SOOPER
Mama: Beta pata hai hum nay tumharee mangni PATHAN say tay kar dee hai.
Daughter: sooper mama, hoon…kya??? pathan hai? Please aisa na
karain ,wo sirf gand maray ga.Aap nani kaisay bano ge..

Hyderabad hardcore humpers

like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would be something like

1)hyderabad hardcore humpers

2)chennai super dicks

3)kolkata night fuckers

4)rajhistan pussies

5)punjab rammers

6)mumbai lesbians

7)dehli daredrillers

and the all time favorates
8)banglore royal strippers

shama pe chala muqadma

shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka
pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon masoom ka
keny lagi shama parwana jawani k josh main jhoom raha tha
mere agy pichy ghom raha tha
khon na karti to kiya karti bhari mehfil main mujhy chom raha THA

JAB TUM KAPrE UTARO

kaash main tumhe dekho

JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO

jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye

AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA

hath or kaho

MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN

apna dil

AB TO LE LO MERI

har khushi

OR MUJHE DEDO APNA

har gam

FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI

aankhen or kahu

DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI

mera
dil…

KHABARDAR SMS# 1289

KHABARDAR
Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain or BOYS awaragi karian gy. Es leya GIRS apni BREAST, GAAND or CHOUT ko BOYS k HAAT, UNGLI or LUN ki pouch se dour rakhain or aikaly ghar se nikalty waqt kum se kum 1 CONDOM apny hand-bag main ly kar nikalian

Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?

HakeeM na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea.

bohat mushkil se aik aurat razy hue.

doodh pilaatay hue wo aurat garam ho gae
aur sexy aawaz main boly…
Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?

sardar jee: agar saath biscuit b mil jain to maza a jae ga…