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Dhamkiya

Sardar: Mujhe Phone per Dhamkiya Mil Rahi hain Police: Kaun hai woh? Sardar: BSNL wale bolte hain k Bill na Bhara to “Kaat Denge”

The Music Stops.

Never Dance Naked Because The Body Has Parts That Do Not Stop Moving When The Music Stops.

SOOPER Biscuits

SOOPER Biscuits Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho? Daughter: sooper mama Mama:Chest kaisi hai? Daughter: sooper mama Mama: or GAND Daughter:Woh to hay hi

shama pe chala muqadma

shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon masoom ka keny lagi shama parwana jawani k josh

In a party a lady wanted

In a party a lady wanted to go to Toilet so She inquired with a Sardar and asked him, SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah

Woy yaara!

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum

JAB TUM KAPrE UTARO

kaash main tumhe dekho JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA hath

Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya.

Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya. Ma said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi. a girl-aunti chinta mat karo mai

A girl who opens

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives a Baby!

KHABARDAR

KHABARDAR Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain or BOYS awaragi karian gy. Es leya GIRS apni

Your Wife is really sweet

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “I am Sick, not coming on work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife

Girls ar best vehicles:

Girls ar best vehicles: Front 2 Horns. Back 2 Bumpers. Self Lubricant When Hot. Monthly Automatic Oil Change. Highest Mileage of 9 Mnth

Magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha

ajeb gando tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha shalwar utarnay say pehlay tail laga kay rakhta tha waisay tu kehta tha “i hate lund“ magar

Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lagey Tou Larki Ne Poocha :

Nai Tu Ek Aur Ho Gay Ga

Door Gaon Main Raat Ko Jub.. Maa Baap Sotay Nahi… To… Bachay Kehtay Hain… Soo Ja Bapoo So Jaa.. Nai Tu Ek Aur Ho

Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya

Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara

patakhay

Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay, Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai, Child: Papa tu kahtay hain

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…Sardar Apni Bevi Kay Pechay Dalnay Laga To Wo Boli ….Na Na Sardar Jee Pechay Nahi Agay Sardar Bola

Wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thay

new marrige cuple train se jate hoe surng se guzry HASBAND: ager pata hota k itni lambi surang hai to mai is ka faida

A man made a call to hospital

A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife But the call went to a cricket stadium He asked what

AUR MENE PRESS KER DIYA

Policman: JAIL main kese aye? SARDAR: Aik larki interview le rahi thi,uske SEENE pe “PRESS” AUR MENE PRESS KER DIYA.

Hot-Sex

There Is Hot-Sex Fast-Sex Group-Sex Safe-Sex Leather-Sex Telephone-Sex nd For People With Your Face … No Sex !

What’s the difference between

Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology? Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the

Hyderabad hardcore humpers

like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would be something like 1)hyderabad hardcore humpers 2)chennai super dicks

Aik Lerka Lerki Say:

Aik Lerka Lerki Say: May Kunvari Lerkiyoo Say Sex Nahi Kerta Lerki : Vo Kiyoo Lerka : Kyoon K Mujhay Khoon Kharaba Pasand Nahi

My number has been changed.

My number has been changed. So plz call me onmy new number:- 15 Agar maira nokar uthaye to usko 2,4 suna dena wo apneaap

Car Seat Belt

A Short Thing It Gets Longer When U Hold It N Pass Between Women Breasts N Enters Into A Hole What Is It? 1

And Like ME

Sex Is Like NOKIA (Connecting People) Like NIKE (Just Do It) Like PEPSI (Ask For More) Like SAMSUNG (Everyone Is Invited) And Like ME

Teacher Girl Se….

Teacher Girl Se…. Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein? Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein. Teacher: To Kea Hoa? Hamain TaTTay Lagay

May Kal Say Apnay Husband Ko

Lady: Doc Se, Mairy Boobs Bohat Chotay Hain, Kya Karon??? Doc: Aap Ko Rooz Mairy Paas Aana Hoga, May In Ko Choos Choos K

Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey

Talaaq K Baad Husband & Wife Apna Samaan Alag Kr Rehay They … Husband: Bra Daitay Hoey Yeah Lo Apnay “Doodh Ka Dhukkan“… Wife:

First Ten Will Get Twins

SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER Send Your Girlfriend To Me And Win A Baby HURRY UP First Ten Will Get Twins

Girl: I Can’t… He Iz Using My Hand!!!

A Girl Friend Tells Her Boyfriend Inside The Cinema Hall: Mairy Saath Wala MUTH Maar Raha Hay… Boy Says: Ignore Him. Girl: I Can’t…

Sania Mirza

Every mans wish . . Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet kar shirt utari . . . . . . . Kaash , Sania Mirza

wakeel larki say :

rape case wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha? larki: koi bahar ka tha wakeel: woh kaisay? larki: kion

Yar meri biwi

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub mai bhi security

Kuch Apni Piays Barha Lena

Youn Honton say Hont Mila lena Kuch Dil kee bat mana lena Kuch Hamari piyas bugha dena Kuch Apni Piays Barha Lena

condom aur boom may kia farq hay?

condom aur boom may kia farq hay? boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya say jata hay condom jab phat ta hay tu

Kaysa zamana a gia hay

Kaysa zamana a gia hay “ JAZZ “ walon nay to had he kar de, Baray baray postron maan ik larki dekhatay haan or

Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha,

Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha, “Maa mere pitaji kaise the?” Maa boli, “Pata nahi beta, Piche se aaye the, aur piche

Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?

HakeeM na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea. bohat mushkil se aik aurat razy hue. doodh pilaatay hue wo

Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi

Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To

Koi Acha Sa Sms Reply Na Kery

Ja “Sms” Ja Mere Piyary Dost Ke Pass Ja Ager Wo Bessy Ho To Ruk Jan Or “Ager” Free Ho To Un Ke Gand

Man: Kiss Karun?

Man: Kiss Karun? Gal: Lipstick Kharab Hogi. Man: Boob Dabaun.? Gal: T-Shirt Kharab Hogi.? Man: Fuck? Gal: Period Me Hun.? Man: Don’t Say Loose

A Teacher Ask

A Teacher Ask “Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?” A Child Replies”Feet Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her

What is the definition of “burning love”?

Que. What is the definition of “burning love”? Ans. It’s when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks

Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga

Hum To Samjhe The Zakham Hai Bher Jaye Ga Kia Khabar Thi K Rag-O-Jan Mein Uter Jaye Ga Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki

Love Is A Gambling

Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame 10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain Then A

Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho

Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho Dhup Niklay Aur Surso Pilli Na Ho To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay Neend

Tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay

phuddi ,mummay , hount kuch bhi nahi chudai ek fun kay siwa kuch bhi nahi tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay humaray

Beautiful delivery

Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female? Student:Female Teacher: How? Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar

Maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!

News reporter Nargis se : ap ko kon sa cricketer acha lagta hai ? Nargis : Yuhana News reporter : maine cricketer pocha hai

Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi

Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi Yeh Afvah Kisi Maderchod Ne Phelaye ho gi Hum to Rahenge Ap ki gand Ma

Bye ;

Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number…. §€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø Bye ;->

3 Facts Of Life:

3 Facts Of Life: Ghareeb Aur Boobs Hamesha Dabte Hai. Musibat Aur Penis Kabhi Bhi Khade Ho Jate Hai. Kismat Aur Bra Kabhi Bhi

Suhag raat thi k achanak

Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai

Admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)

judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath may kia tha ? admi: sir mulzim ki bivi

Batul Khala Ke Lote Kyon Muskura Rahe Hain

Batul Khala Ke Lote Kyon Muskura Rahe Hain Shayed Kisi Haseena Ko Motion Aarahe Hain

unn ki nazar may humaray

jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye shayd unhay talash hay naye lund ki unn ki