A Joke Explaining A Bitter Reality..
Bush & Obama Were Sitting In A Bar.
A Guy Asks:
Wat R U Planning?
Bush:
Planning World War III
Guy:
Really?
Whts Going To Happen?
Bush:
Well, This Time We Are Going To Kill
140 Million Muslims And KATRINA KAIF
Guy: Katrina Kaif..?
Why To Kill Katrina?
Bush Turns To Obama And Says:
“See, I Told You
No One Would Worry About 140 Million Muslims!!â€
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- Kahan aakay ruknay thay rastay kahan mor
Kahan aakay ruknay thay rastay kahan mor tha usay bhool ja wo jo mil gya......
- Gud nite ek khuwab k liye
*gud nite* ek khuwab k liye jo main sota hun raat bhar dost_______!!! wo khuwab......